So, I decided that I needed to make a post, (like every other owner) ,  so I decided to make a nice weekly quiz.

~Chrisi Blule

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We went on Blizzard today a little later than planned, but got okay results. We averaged 5-6 and maxed 10, which isn’t bad for a UK event.

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 We can’t afford to get sloppy, so I will be scheduling one European event, and one American event. My goal for the European troops is to increase the average numbers of troops that go to events. I want them to at least get 15+ troops to each event. My goal for the American division is to start maxing our at 30 at each event and sometimes maxing 40. We have been focusing too much on the American side of the Nachos, I apologize for not realizing this sooner. We will become the number one army soon, but we don’t need to rush it. It will become the strongest army in club penguin in due time. Keep up the good work Nachos! :)!

Bad news: I’m sorry to say, but I will be getting less active this month due to a lot of school work, and because the track coach wants me to play for them. I will only be less active on chat, I will come to the same amount of events.

Good news: Since I will be less active we need to get us a new third in command and promote one of our current third in command to second in command. Our army can’t afford inactive owners. I promise I will be at most if not all the event “I” schedule.

 Day: Wednesday, April 25th

 Server: Blizzard or Cloudy

 Times:

7:30 PM GMT

2:30 PM EST

1:30 PM CST

12:30 PM MST

11:30 AM PST

5:30 AM AUS

_____________________________

 Day: Wednesday, April 25th!

 Server: Blizzard or cloudy

Time:

6:00 P.M EST

5:00 P.M CST

4:00P.M MST

3:00 P.M PST

11:00 P.M GMT

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One of my funny pictures:

~General Purple~

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If I didn’t promote you most likely I missed you. I do realize I missed a few. If you want a promotion please comment on why you think you deserve one 🙂

Unfortunitly I dont know most of our Privates/Private-1st-class, so if you those ranks comment under this post they will may get promoted automaticly

Red = Demoted
Blue = Promoted

NACHO LEADERSHIP

General: Chrisi βlule, Dashing Snow, King Kinz10

Lieutenant General:  Beeky, [empty]

Major General: Harry Joe, Mr Eddy 2, Zak

Division General: Dj Dan Diaz1, Pie, Green Dai, Ads354 (Can be demoted anytime)

Brigadier General: Fluffyboy3,  Baseball1043, Winterburn13,

Colonel: Guitar 48300, Percy Jacks2, Billy Mays,

Lt. Colonel: Tomato, Jasiux, Wolfie1215, Arch200045

Major: Smsm3, Chris,  Master Rebel, Hockey,

Captain: Tats20, Pufpuf103,  Zoo889, Xtremedude4, Shivertoe2, Xmen, Coolster114,  Yoangelyo,

First Lieutenant: Dj Slides, Camperjohn64, Topazhi, NickoCP, Monster47345, Archerist444, Crazy Bule, Zack3166, Rocksmine, Blueman0609, Reich, Sarah, Warrior99, Shad, Yousefcool, Jigsaw, El rey, Mrgpv, Donut, Blutheduke, Reece, Taylor455, Sneezy35, Naruto238, Rgmarie, Elite 910, Vinny,Defused,Xhuntercorey, Supercool116,Flo Rida1216

Second Lieutenant: Haystacks Dd, Mosh345, Stompgirl1(Dororo), Hoppytoe88, Phalanx, Mike Stand12[Jacob], Dvddivi, 7skittles, Lollypoppa10, Lootking, Jacknat02, Darksonic618, Cubone12345, Vick44, Negi123 456, Pungy1234, Sky, Frostband1, Cul8rsl, Legoboy612, Bottlefanta, Kronos, James30072, Ginter2003, King Kobra54, Sensei5673, Crazy 186, 0flipperz0, Venom4324, Wheatly, Icebird1997, Nicksman, Lumarnara, Pengy38088,

Sergeant Major: Daniel574, Mahicans4, Hbk300,Redcat09, Vonchiefer, Itachi6dark, Cheeze Nacho, Mudddskipper,  Eggs54,  Slimy102,

First Sergeant: Pettag1, Maxwell500, Toonlink123, Jcm21, Ace2184, Beta233, iUnstopable, Everton Cool, Muesxaico, Great Alex12, Suzie, Cas, Floppy50611, Kidcash008,  Basloo1,  Daleboxtel, Gel56, Mocho, Charger720, Alex Cone, 03683bradfor, Dark Frost, Cahillguy, Gares,

Master Sergeant: Mo Mo1357, Kowalski711, Georgex5, Donnuh, OmNomNom12, Minifotty, Jackcol9, Keith09, Superjay99,  Martin897, Yo Some, Bepboy9, louie dude, Gaara14357, Blaze0oo4, Pippylup2,Wilson 500, Daisygirl234,  Eyes521, 

Staff Sergeant: Codycat282, Redduck35, Arceus2088, Ytum, Sir Peeko, Master Kyl, Monster47345, Rpknbaseball, DarkFrost, Omega10301, Seer2345, Ken4478, Fiffylog, Samurai Fire, 127David , Tyr5678, Mariosatr11

Sergeant:Play Day1, Hardy Boyzxv, Alpha 1, Hwkwk, Rockyou41, Zipyman, Flappy112, Empoleon766, Paintluver, Penger1, Diger605, Ninja40901, Mexicano02, Fiona387, Firehot6, Jackiechan70,

Corporal: Fanta pengu, Puggie4216, Ollie3618, Waggy567, Noneya3, Blooper24,25, Valerysweet, Moneyboy8888, P101638623, 4 Hi2, Soda Guy4, Gary19513, 1fiddy, Polov,  Duckieees,Aerwghy, 0flipperz0, Puffle703, Toad Bros, Bomber man20, kat kong 120, Summerfun200

Lance Corporal: Joker97484, Caelancox, Firehot6, Zachester301, Bdog97458, MissMegadeth, Funbob16, Jake (Shadow3836), Waddler88431 (Shawn Frost), Joezapy, Sky assassin, Goku555, Smashmac, 34443guy, Kingmz123, Daleboxtel, Carnage467, Paddle835,Dyoxs123, John16126, Scramz200, Toothlessw, Puterboy234,Hgob, Cgpepin9, Cool Guy569, Clyde16, Idealrussian, Minnid,

Private 1st Class: Weazelkid,  John409, Sidie9, Billiam75512, Nfuego2, Mr crankguy, Seapuggie123, Bill41053, Brewdude, Mgil4qts, Bdog97458, Dagen9, Xmen, Emmalise, Kolokolokool, Reddude5789, Tympole, Blooper2425, Nitro52, Dream Ninja, Raven 10, Cowbay, BawssKid, Kc Dunham,Viktor Tom ,Catcatjacob, Lovelandjake, Tristan137, Nate67498, Chaotica1, Galaxie3, Mj0701, Gustav Holst, Superoo13, Greenpenguir, Dean68742, 14taytay, Blaster42, Startrek0709, Jasonx1998, Giulian2, Bionclex, RockGirly1, Qazo900, Arim Erty, Loki5652, Gorog1, Meatballsrcool, Korinna901, Chipiptur, Chimchar2010,Tvlazy15, Tiger3011, Apj26, Sparkum, XxToysoldier, Evildogbone, Eclipse45, ScriptMaster, Rikuns, Bkb1, Wild guy47,  Sponge8501, Bttf2,  Benji780, Mackeral253, mandobarajas, Pritu02,

Private: Isaiah12345, Buzzybuzz1,Pimball, Elisina12, Pie5052, Tcbp, Shayne619, Sirlizard22, Hugobot12, bigtoby1, Piercemyveil, Bucktoothy11, Neogeo2, Qazo900, Mhfrankie1, Noa Monster, DR Marx, Trainer99, Cooldude122, Bender124, Xelaboo, Slickrick123, Mist7931, Shelby4275, Newpoos1, Dramafan86, Carlin125, Nascar127, Bigdd3, DidiBouBou, Lanlord1, Haylee1368, Ninja55466, 4arms03, Icy liliana9, Firedude19, 123firefly, Chrlybob, Ww17, Steakinator, Firehot6,Fishsticks26, Coolguy1997, Agentsled, SIrWater007, SirFire007, Chivalric, Aksentije, Emma60952, Ollie Super, Politecapsguy, Roy1011, Jacksonle, Seansonic1, Missie1238, Boldspartan, Bttf2, Shwaaag, Agent Bearen, Koleneko, Livtip, Franter, Bob Omb, Ninjaglpink, Mickey 86811, Pengu9010, Forca Barca2, Rey Gordo6 , Freezer91, TwiXX864, Moneyboog, Foosie13, Mel856, Subzero 248, Dj Blake, Lotad3, Pontongpasir, Snocap, Pen 94, Marty732, Fluffyboy208, Giant Mike, Cheeco99, Jakepeavy, Itz Jazz, Orcaman4, Ryappp, Nickboy15, Bob5931, P153705358, Raxy909, Muffy Man, Theta Team, Rogerson3, Brente, Penguin88426, Robotnot7, Agentprobot, Baddragon360, zooboy2007, Tootsiepop 6, Linkstar23, Agenco, Stormfront2, Kelly70932, ben3710, Superman826, Niksaber, Penguin71000, Agent Probot, Nick7001, Bryancollins, Smartyn123, Purple97075, Kamil 17, Bappo, Gaby10142, Penny26393, Kerouaz,  Purple97075, Cooldude9534, , Pokeball111, Bobo3333, yoshiller1, Jai Gow, Limey32700, Cooldude5882, Redman657, Ahartsell4, 619conman, Zxhlqa, Guitar44452, Ninja Sense1, Keighley2011, BloonsTD5, Alsation Dog, Carmel, Coff, Harrycarl5, Mattg0874, Canada VIP, Christian2, Ashley70618, Lolik2732, Phillip2xx, Student, skatea7, Lovelady5,  LukasArts, Yuki233, Lue2001, Matty Blue2, Minembo, Bird66446, Ileaf Naruto, Jamie Ken, Zackattack88, Yeasy, Dark35568, Paddy247, Akon1133, zackattack88, Waine4, aiaiai27, sk8terdude3, Wicked Pie, Max79289, Lola, Red Poppies, Tinks1211, Chu, Cobra Guy123, stefny100, Tmw12, Bey1452, 3emily2, Bluscluses, Spongejosh3, Star, madboots1, A Penguin221, Johnylumber, Sensei5673, Littlebud12, Susan417, Pro X Master, NickyB4321, stevenp3621,, samantha4077, Fasty22978, Hamda , Greaser, Fatso37, R a n g e r, Mrbrownguy1, Colleen321

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Battle is tomorrow! Make sure you come.

THIS PICTURE HAS BEEN PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE GLORIOUS PWENER1 (PWN)

Will this week be another great week for the Nachos? It better be! On Saturday, April 28th The Mighty Mighty Nachos will be battling the fierce, Army of Club Penguin in a head to head battle on the server named Cloudy. Now, I, Edd64 Nachos proud, loyal Third in command know we can defeat this Army of great size. I want sizes of 30-40+ here, everyone perfecting all the tactics King, Dash and Chrisi tell us to do.  Now, onto our epic game plan I’m going to tell us about in the next paragraph.

Game plan: We will eight start in the Town or Plaza, “I want dedicated nachos on 30 minutes before battle to try to conquer the town from the Army of Club Penguin’s flippers.” If we get the town, we have a 70% shot at winning this battle! Once we conquer the town, or plaza. “If we get plaza we will stay in that room for a while.” we will make the Army of Club Penguin charge us, so that they get the locked out troops and we don’t. “I want all non-members in the rooms before the members get in only to be sure we got over 90% of our troops IN. THAT. ROOM.” Now, that is basically our game plan for this battle. Now, onto the battles times, servers and dates.

❗  The Nachosv.sThe Army of Club Penguin ❗

Day: Saturday, April 28th

Server: Cloudy

Times: 3:30 EST

2:30 CST

1:30 MST

    12:30 PST

8:30 GMT

Now Nachos, I know what you’re going to say when you read this event. “ACP IS TOO BIG!!!” I got  one sentence to say to you right now. NO. THEY’RE. NOT. We have been on a roll lately and one army isn’t going to ruin it all for us. I want every nacho to comment on this post. If you can’t go. Just comment on it still. We will understand.

||Edd64||

Joker: Hey there guys, Edd asked me to add a video onto this post that I made like 2 years ago about Nachos vs ACP. So here you go:

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Today we logged onto blizzard and got 7+ when we found out that it was full. So, we logged onto the server Cloudy. This event had a very great outcome. We averaged 25+ and maxed 36. Want to know what this means? We may be 1st! I hope that The Army of Club Penguin sees this as a threat. What do you think? Do you think we’ll pass acp? Or fall short another week. Tell the Nacho Army Leaders and Owners what you  think! Now, for some pretty pictures. ||More Pictures to Come||

||Edd64||

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Pwn: Shhh. Don’t tell them that.

General Purple: Well u really don’t get to boss people around.

Hello everyone, my name is Pwener1, but you may call me Pwn.

I am your new advisor. Basically, I’m a mod/owner, still technically retired(so I don’t have Togo to events), on the site, and best of all, I get to boss you around.

Sounds great, right?

Well, it’s not as easy to get as it may sound. I’ve been in the Nachos since 2008. I’ve pretty much seen it all. I made it to 2IC. When someone retires, I may even step up and become active again. You never know.

It won’t seem like I post much, but I’ll probably post quite a bit. They will mainly be private posts though.

Sorry for any grammar errors, wordpress mobile is terribl.

–Pwn

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Hello. If you haven’t heard, Boomer and the Anti-Hacking Bill apparently had me “suspended for a week” for doxing Waterkid100. What I don’t get is that I get punished even if I got doxed by him and he exposed over 10 IP addresses & email addresses on his site. That’s not fair what so ever. I did it to get payback at him, and only him. I never used the Nachos Site, as well. Because clearly you don’t know that I’m a 3ic, and that 3ic’s are AUTHORS. I do think this was unfair, and I don’t deserve a punishment in the Nachos. I only dox when I feel the absolute need to. Also, you really expect me to stand there and let myself get doxed? I direct you to my PSA, in which I said: “You see, you can’t have physical contact at all. Not even in f***ing self-defense! If you lay a HAND ON SOMEONE, YOU GET IN TROUBLE. Schools don’t f***ing understand what you do. If a bully hits you, you hit back. You fight back. Schools want you to walk away. Not the case. You fight back if someone touches you. Because you CAN’T walk away. You CAN’T do nothing.” This is what you are being by punishing me, and expecting Nachos to punish me. Bull. The AHB doesn’t control armies. It never should have the liability to.

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Well since we won the war against the pirates im feeling generous, so I will be making promotion day on monday! This will be the last event to prove to me that you guys deserve a promotion day. I also moved promotion day up a week for you guys, so I want to see around 30 nachos at this event. I’m not asking for a lot. I just want each and every Nacho to try to make this event! If you are a private, Private 1st class, or a Sargent and you come, most likely you will be promoted! I want perfect tactics during this event. Do not make me regret moving promotion day a week early!

Training/Recruiting

 Server: Most likely Blizzard

 Day: Sunday, April 22st!

Time:

12:00 PST

1:00 MST

2:00 CST

3:00 EST

Now has any one seen Jeff’s bird?

~General Purple~

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We have won the war against the pirates of club penguin. Waterboy100 has officially surrendered to the Mighty Nacho Empire. Although we will consider this a victory, it should us that we need to focus on recruiting for our European troops :)!

unfortunately the Pirates of club penguin are now considered a “dead” army. We didn’t want to push them to the point that they would die, but we must do what we have to do to win a war. If any of Pirates want to join the nachos we will happily rank you based of your experience.

We will be takeing a few of the Pirates servers since they are now dead. If any army wants to share these servers with us then they can, but under one condition. The Army or Armies sharing these servers with us will have to protect them when ever they are invaded. Long live the Nacho empire!

1. Matterhorn
2. Thermal
3. Hibernate
4. Shiver
5. Cream soda (safe chat server)

Now time for a funny picture:

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~The Big 3~

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