Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Hello everyone, Billy here some of you may not know that the Nacho Army has a chatroom and wonder why you are not being promoted, this is because some of you only show up on chat at events or do not even know that the Nachos have a chat. I hope you find this post useful. I want to see all our new faces to the Nachos coming on chat, it will help you get promotions and we also have events that are not posted about on the site which help for your promotion too. So I guess you see how coming on chat makes it more fun to be in the army when you have the power to get in touch with the leaders quicker, meet new friends, hang out, and are able to come to more events and see all of the orders that we are doing. Be wary that we do also have rules if you break them, don’t get upset if you are kicked/guested/banned for a amout of time. You will have a name like “snookiemash” when you first come on chat, click your name on the Users bar where you will be on top and change it to your CP name, you can use namefunk.com to make your name look cool!
Another cool things about chat are you can get powers by getting a registered account for chat at xat.com/register and then you can buy xats and days with money to buy powers with too, overall chat makes the army more fun and easier to get commands from. We have fun chat raids where we change our names to something like a food name or Lolwut and raid a chatroom too, we also sometimes have chat rallies and we love to have a good time on chat, but don’t get distracted to the point when we tell you to get on Clubpenguin that you don’t want to get on anymore, things are always good in a balance. Try even more to get on chat when we are at wars because we love to raid the army(ies) that we are at war with its a fun pass time.
Another thing I want to talk about is breaking the all caps and spaming/ads rule. I see people doing this a lot and for new people coming to chat this is one of the main things that we don’t like to have on our chat, someone coming on and spaming “JOIN THIS ARMY AT noobsofcp.wordpress.com” isn’t it annoying some just saying that over and over again? If you the troops have a problems with the rules on chat come comment on this post and come up with your own rules and if they are good enough or wanted by a lot of people we will put them up for the army to vote on the rules.
The daily post is a that I will be making mostly daily about funny stuff and stuff going on in armies. One of today’s topics is: “Are Armies better with more or less rules?” I think their shouldn’t be too many rules or too little rules because people of some ages might not be able to stand the rules because of having a ton of spammers or people being jerks to them making them want to quit. Too many rules will make people have limited converations and a more bland chat, where too little rules will make people want to quit being of people being jerks/spamming/giving ads and nothing being done about it. Come close in the middle would being having the troops make than vote on rules.
What is it you may ask? Allow me to explain. With this war, I continually defend nachos, day in, day out, and when things settle down, new arguments are brought out.
NOTE [If you understand the war, or don’t like/haven’t watched star wars, skip the first big paragraph]
You see, we called war on ACP initially, because ACP were recruiting on Fjord despite the fact Pie told them not to. This declaration of war was soon looked over, and a new war was conceived. 50 alleged ACP of being corrupt, and held this idea- if we were to get anywhere in cp warfare, we needed to stop ACP from gaining marginal control of a good portion of cp armies (allow me to make a star wars refrence- the republic was ok, until a discovery was made that suddenly, the republic was fading, and this war was turning the galaxy into an empire- republic failed, the whole galaxy was turned into a “galactic empire” and well we all know how that crippled the galaxy under the emperors control- ACP is the emperor in this metaphor, and the nachos are the republic- easily scrutinized, not heard, and we are trying to keep democracy and individuality, rather then allowing ACP to gain control over all of cp armies) Not to say that ACP are evil and the bad guys, but just a way to hopefully make this war easier to understand.
So, we went to war, ACP simply scoffed and showed their massive power, and soon created an alliance over shadowing ours ten fold. Seeing as we had no options, or in other words, screwed up, we called surrender. We didn’t obtain anything from this war but humility and scrutiny. Now, we plan no continuity of attack, and ACP not only plans to continue attacking us, but wishes payment of servers and/or xats. Now, before I continue to ramble on, allow me to show you the arguments going on and allow the soldiers to see some of ACP’s opinions, and my retorts.
Emperers comments on the war~
Comment #1: The reason for war is not glory, self-conquest. No, ACP has enough personal prestige to last a life-time. The reason for war is revenge.
Revenge for invasion, insult, war, in it’s most crude form. You marched into ACP for less a reason than ACP has in fact. ACP is putting the Nachos into their place for trying to destroy ACP ever like, 2 months. While the Nachos marched in, for the 10th time under the reason of ACP not giving you their capital and the server of world’s desire.
If anything you should be asking yourselves why you haven’t surrendered(with actual assets ceded to ACP) yet. Look around, you have NOTHING going for you. CW is hated throughout CP, there is a giant league against you, and your betting your survival on a prayer that Icey will risk his sovereignty for an extra 5% chance of yours.
Give the Last Infantry land, wealth, and other such things and they will leave you alone. It’s just a matter of whether or not you’ll realize that in time.
50’s response~ The Nachos declared war on ACP because they were starting to have the majority of the power in armies again. As a Major Army Leader I would never want ACP to have the majority of the power again. As a matter of fact I wouldn’t want any army to possess that much power. I don’t believe ACP taking over CP Armies is 100% intentional though ACP’s leaders are corrupted by the power.
Zayer’s response~ “give the last infantry land, wealth, and other such things and they will leave you alone”
#1 blackmail?
#2 wealth? what?
#3 revenge. really. is it me, or did we call war to change the corrupt leadership of acp, and when we gave up and surrendered, you now attack us, almost as if you plan to destroy us?(and here you cry that we were “planning to destroy you” )
not only was that alot of fancy bullshit for “we’re bigger so we’re gonna make sure smaller armies dont f*ck with us” but you make points which either are morally wrong, logically wrong, or some combination of both. please, refrain from making comments as such, when we can see right through it 🙂
Emperer Comment #2 (in retort to my response) ~
No, you phrase it in such a way to say that it is wrong to attack for revenge. It would be like if a bully tried to beat you every other day and, although you almost always won you decided, “Hmmm, maybe it’s a good idea to get this bully to stop attacking me.” But the bully will not listen to reason, so violence must be used. This is the “revenge” on that bully.
Also, what is morally wrong would differ for each of us. For instance, ACP, and everyone that’s ever been in ACP, and everyone that’s ever (truly) allied with ACP, is fine with the ACP leadership. Waging war against a non-exsistant corruption(or atleast gladly accepted) is “morally wrong”, isn’t it?
And yes while it may be fancy for making sure that smaller armies don’t try to invade ACP ever couple weeks, you over simplify it and rephrase it to the point of negativity against ACP. Do you have any idea how often you attack ACP? It’s about time you got punished for it rather than just walking away EVERY time.
As for the terms that I suggest to you, it is not blackmail, it is apeasement. Wealth represents a payment in xats to suplement a ceding of servers.
In conclusion, the Nachos have, for a long, long time “rivaled” ACP. Of course, ACP rarly “rivals” the Nachos back. Destruction however is not prefurable for the Nachos. It is much more prefurable that you are crippled. It would put the Nachos in no position to attack ACP again, but the Nachos do add SOME things to CP Army Culture. They should be left alive, just not in the position to attack anyone.
Nevertheless, the biggest irony is that the ACP Invasion will hit the same time as the Storm hits the Island. It is doubtful you will bare it however, it’s a Class 5 Hurricane hellbent on counter-assult.
Zayer’s response~ Zayer: I see where you’re coming from. Allow me to respond to a few of your points. #1, you claim us to be the bully, when in reality, i don’t see someone half your size being a bully- or the fact that you win “almost every time” doesn’t prove them to be a bully, it may show they’re just a mean person. That is different however, because we are not a mean army. This is CP warfare, and being the number 2/3 army, we would rather call war on bigger armies for challenges and more fun (THE POINT OF CP WARFARE) rather then smaller armies who we beat and win everytime. #2 of course everyone allied with ACP is fine with the leadership, if they weren’t, WHY WOULD THEY BE ALLIES WITH YOU?! “waging war against a non-existent corruption (or a gladly accepted one) is morally wrong, isn’t it? ” i believe that just because everyone goes along with it, doesn’t mean it’s right (peer pressure? it’s called having an opinion, not just agreeing because they’re better then you, so they must be right) #3 As for the simplifying, I agree, we attack you alot, and I agree that you have a right to tell us to back off. Yet, let me ask you. If not you we attack, then what happens? We call war on smaller armies? or even better yet, we make an alliance and completely wipe out other armies? Who else do you propose we call war on- seeing as we rank #2/3 in the top ten, it only fits to call war on #1. Where are we- #4, you propose us to pay xats in supplement of servers. The way I see it, pretty much only owners have xats, and you’re proposing we pay your leaders- despite the fact it is YOUR ARMY who does the invading, fights the battles, and deserves a reward (e.g. servers) while I don’t mind the fact you were looking for other means of payment, paying xats infers only leaders get a reward, which is- you guessed it, morally wrong. So, in conclusion and retort to your conclusion, you say now that you wish to cripple us. We have done nothing wrong, but called war- and warfare is what CP WARFARE IS ALL ABOUT. Your reasons of punishment are we were doing WHAT ALL ARMIES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO- CALL WAR AND HAVE FUN. For you to tell us to back off is one thing, for you to all-around punish or “cripple” us for doing what we’ve always done is just- in-comprehensible to me. While I understand your points and may even agree to one or two, your overall idea of attacking us is out of line. =Zayer=
Sorry this is such a long post, but if anything, skip the intro and move right to the part about the comments- it’s what matters.
So, to sum this WHOLE thing up, we attacked ACP, we realized we messed up, we backed out, ACP figured they were done with our crap and wanted to prove a point, and now plan to attack us relentlessly until they suffice us to be “punished”. A big point I would like ALL ARMIES TO REALIZE: ACP will not accept our surrender, FOR THE MERE FACT WE HAVE CALLED WAR ON THEM ALOT, AND THEY WANT US TO STOP. They plan to PUNISH US FOR DOING WHAT CP ARMIES ARE INTENDED TO DO. CALL WAR, AND HAVING FUN.
While I agree we call war alot and we could step off a bit, read my comment above to see my point as to why it’s wrong.
=Zayer=
p.s. Don’t forget P.B. with TEAM GOLD TODAY, THURSDAY!!!! INFO HERE
Aloha! The training session was pretty impressive, maybe we didn’t have a really big size, but it’s ok because everything was perfect. Our timing was perfect and we had a little fun after the training at the nightclub. We spent most of our time in the snow forts where we made one of the most perfect D-lines ever and then we moved to the plaza and pizza parlour. What can I say, we were hungry. People who attended will get their medals and the chance of them getting a promotion will be increased. Next time, let’s try to get 20-30 on CP, we won’t accept laziness. Also, get ready for the practice battle with TG and prove to CP armies that we haven’t fallen. This is just the beginning of our new era!
Zayers Bit:
So today guys, we had recruiting. Ads was leading (as newly instated temp 2ic) and he did an awesome job rallying troops and getting rogues. I came in (yes came :P) and repeated orders, helped fix lines, ect. We did really well, and a few things I noticed that made a big difference.
Focus: You guys weren’t constantly starting side conversations. With the occasional joke and laugh, you guys stayed on task, and on cp. Orders were made with ease, and everyone had a good time.
Cooperation: Instead of arguing or asking to lead or anything like that, you simply followed orders. You guys are starting to get this down. A few weeks ago, many of us had trouble making a line. Today, we could make a line, and fix it within seconds if needed.
Fun: Alot of you guys take this pretty seriously and get all worked up if you see 1 acp rogue or if one troop doesn’t follow an order (yes, that can be me sometimes) but today, we had fun, and no arguments broke out. it was just simple recruiting.
Now, i won’t tell you everything that happened, but basiclly, we bombed, did lines, tried out a few new-er tactics or had much needed practice. Here are some pics in no order, provided by Firemanhg(Austin 45). He took pics from beginning to end, and went through a long process of uploading. For doing so, I award him a medal, for not only did he take pics when asked (without hesitation) but he stayed active in the battle and never complained. Thank You Austin 😉
And the best one of all- an oldie tactic we love using recruiting, the r*pe line
(click for full image). So, AMAZING job with tactics, we had some great ones, espiescially in speed and endurance (how long you kept them up) names recorded, and you will be given medals. If we keep this result up, and get even better? Well, there’s no stopping us! 😀
As you may already know, ACP has decided to continue their attack on the Nacho Empire. We have the Crystal Warriors & Ice Warriors as allies just in case ACP really is serious about continuing their attack. My question for ACP is this. Why is your army continuing the attack on the Nacho Empire? Bob’s post did not mention any reason behind it. His post simply said ACP’s going to continue with the war. Is ACP doing this just to attack an innocent army because they have the power to? If so then this wouldn’t be the first time. The United States Military could definitely take over Sudan though they would just look like jack asses in the process. This is present day evidence of ACP’s corruption. The corruption is returning to ACP with Boomer, Oagal, and Bob as leaders. For now we will continue with our Training Sessions and Practice Battles until ACP schedules an invasion or Battle.
~50
Pie: Once again the Evil Empire has struck.
All ACP is a bunch of hypocrites. How you are asking? A few months back, we were at war with IW. IW surrendered, but we were questioning if we should accept the surrender. ACP stepped in, and their leaders (I.e Boomer, Matre, Dry), said that you have to respect a surrender. And today, Dry is the one who is chanting for continuing this war.
So I hope that ACP continues this war on us. Just makes the Nacho Empire even more right.
~*Pie1530*
ps. Time to destroy the Evil Empire *plays Star Wars music*
Pwn: If ACP doesn’t give us any good reasons, we shouldn’t respect their delcaration of war.
NACHOS STATUS: CURRENTLY ON CP- SERVER:SNOWPLOW. GO NOW!!!
Zayer: To agree with the comment about moderators, I can literally count the amount of moderators at battles on one hand, and it’s the same people. To those mods who are active, don’t worry, and keep up the good work.
Hi guys it’s 50 Cent 254. I wanted to post about the training sessions for tomorrow, and the practice battle with Team Gold. Though I also want to speak out to the Moderator Ranks of this army. Mods, I’ve noticed a lot of you aren’t attending the Training Sessions we have scheduled. I hope you realize that as your rank goes up earning a promotion gets tougher. I’ve noticed a significant difference between the ratio of Members to Owners/Mods attending events. That is why I have a new rule. All Mod ranks will not be promoted (possably demoted) if they do not attend a minimum of 1 in every 4 events. This rule will work differently for Nathan & Crazy because of time zones. Below we have 2 training sessions tomorrow and a practice battle with Team Gold on Thursday.
50: Training Session for Tuesday is below. For now on I’m gonna write down people who attended the session and give them their medals. Also, Training for people in European time zones on Wednesday.
Joker: Sorry I been gone I’m having problems with my internet again, but I have been making a bunch of gfx for you guys :D. I’ll be back soon I’m using my uncles computer right now. xP
Like I said before, if you guys want to become the #1 army again your going to have to work for it. It’s a team effort. Everyone must do their share. That is why I’m scheduling a training session. I have a goal for the Nachos. That goal is that we average 30 Troops at Training Sessions and average 45 at Battles by November 24th. Promotions will be handed out on November 1st. Remember that the recently introudced Medal System has a lot of effect on whether or not you receive a promotion.
Training/Recruiting Session
Date: Tuesday October 26th
Where: Fjord Server
When: 1:30 PM PST
2:30 PM MST
3:30 PM CST
4:30 PM EST
Reward: 2 Medals
Well Team Gold want a Practice Battle so lets show them a good fight eh? 😉 Here’s the details
Aloha! Oooooooo, feels good saying that in a post again. You are probably asking, what’s over? Well, the war is over (I hope) because the ACP are too strong right now and there wasn’t a way we could take them down. We did surrender, ACP may or may not accept it, but we did. All we ask for is for you not to be so rough on smaller armies and to let armies have their own wars. You don’t have to like us, but we don’t want you to bother us and we won’t bother you. That was the past, this is the future. To troops saying OMG!!! WE LOST?!?!?!! on chat, it’s just 1 war, we will have other wars in the future. If the Nachos are going to have a war, we should do it on our own, not with the help of other armies.
Now, I know this is a hard time for this army, but we can’t put ourselves down. Think like a winner, it will make the army much much better, the troops are the backbone of the army. I went on chat a week ago, before the war and asked the troops if they cared about winning, some said no. Winning isn’t everything, but it is something that is important. This is the beginning of a new era for us, possibly a better era than before. You need to work hard (and eat right) :wary: to become number 1. I know we can get 50+ at events and I know we can become better than we ever were. It just can’t happen if we are all lazy, that’s not what being in a CP army about.
Also, I would like for us to have more events, we need it after looking at today’s battle. If any army wants to have a pb with us, just leave a comment or talk to one of the leaders on chat, they will gladly say yes. I think we should have training one day and recruiting the next, etc. Like in Pern’s leading days, have a tactic a day session. Maybe have an old Nacho veteran show us what they did back then. Remember to leave a comment on the invasion post and events post.
Note: We will post one event at a time on this post, all events will be posted a minimum of 24 hours ahead of time. The recruiting party basically means we will play games on Club Penguin and every time we switch a room to play a new game were going to enter recruiting phrases.
Today’s battle with ACP proved that we need to schedule events daily instead of going an entire week without an event. That’s why were going to get active again, and start to have some kind of event every day whether it’s a Battle, Training Session, or Party. If we want to be the #1 army again it’s still possible. However, were going to have to work for it. Nobodies gonna get a free ride to the top so try your best.
Medals are going to be brought back as a way to show who’s active in the army, especially at events. Basicaly were going to have a page where you can view how many medals you have. You earn Medals mainly for attending events though you can get bonus medals for other things that benefit the Nachos. Medals will have a lot of effect on promotions and will be reset every time promos are done.
Jcm the Crystal Warriors leader has agreed to a full time alliance with the Nachos. So if ACP attempts to attack during any time we are vulnerable the Crystal Warriors will help out. This means we will help the Crystal Warriors any time they call us in. Upcoming events will be posted below.
Recruiting Party
When: Sunday, October 24
Server: Decided At The Party
Why: To gain troops and have fun!
Times: 8:00 PM UK
3:00 PM EST
2:00 PM CST
1:00 PM MST
12:00 Noon PST
Reward: 2 Medals + The Possability of Getting on Youtube.
50: I chose to use only a few examples due to the fact that I don’t have time to look through 10 months worth of posts all day. There are many different examples out there if you look carefully.
This post was created on December 23, 2009 titled “Boomer’s Flop” and created by Karakoran. A summary of the post is that ACP invaded a notable server (Tuxedo) of an inocent army that was in it’s recovery stage (RPF). Why did ACP invade Tuxedo from RPF? Simply because RPF couldn’t do much since they were small and wouldn’t last a chance against ACP at the time. As Karakoran quotes in the post
“So basically by doing this:
1) He proved that he considers army legends to be the voice of armies.
2) He took away a valuable server from a small army.
3) He greedily pocketed a server he’ll never use for events (at least later on) at the expense of a weaker army.
4) He started a war.
So much for Defending Freedom and Preserving Justice huh Boomer?”
Notice how ACP often try to make themselves look like the good guys in invasions when they are really just being jackasses. They often invade from weak innocent armies who don’t have the power to fight back. I remember my old army called CPRA had their Capital (Grizzly) robbed by the ACP. It’s not like that’s the only time they’ve done something like this.
Above is a post explaining why ACP is corrupt and how Dryvirt comes up with ways to manipulate our actions. In the post Omega also mentions how taking out ACP would mean a better future for armies. It’s one of my favorite posts of all time, and it’s very influential. Created on January 1st, 2010.
Apparently Dryvirt’s dad a Police Officer was going to read Omega’s next post to make sure Omega didn’t say anything hurtful (anything against ACP) in the post. Yet Dry would often harass other armies in posts too.
Every once in awhile there were a few less significant times that ACP has shown corruption and attempt to dictate armies though I want to skip over the the Present. I’m guessing most of you reading this are familiar with the War Server Controversy. Basically what happened was the Nachos were trying to start up using war servers again so we could fix many of the problems in Modern Day Armies. We had a major army meeting about the issue. The Nachos, Team Gold, Golden Troops, Night Warriors, DCP, RPF, Ice Warriors and many more Major/Medium armies attended the meeting.
In the end the majority of the armies agreed to the system with only UMA and the Night Warriors declining it. We had a post on the Nacho site stickeyed for 3 days asking for your army to vote on whether they agree with war servers or not and which servers to make war servers. ACP agreed to the system with Mchappy commenting stating that he agrees and Bob making a post on the ACP site saying that he likes the idea. https://nachoarmy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/acpcorruption-12.jpg So once ACP realizes that Mammoth is going to become a war server (they agreed to the system as shown in the pic above) ACP suddenly tries to deny agreeing to the system yet the proof is still around. Boomer made a biased post on Club Penguin Army Central about the system http://cpacentral.wordpress.com/2010/10/16/war-servers/ stating the positive sides of War Servers in only 10% of the post and the other 90% was hate comments about them. Even with the post being biased 54% of the army world agreed to the system. After that Boomer still tried to convince everyone that the system was terrible on a site that’s supposed to not be biased. He did all he could to prevent the system from happening even making a poll asking if the Nachos side of the system is biased.
Armies cannot evolve unless we have ACP out of our way. ACP has been preventing positive things from happening with an excessive amount of power. This is not fair. We need to stop it so we can finally make our own decisions. I’ve noticed that Oagal and Boomer are still making a lot of the decisions in ACP when they should maybe give there leader a chance for once. As one of the many Club Penguin Armies out there it is the Nachos job to prevent this corruption from happening. And until now we’ve just let ACP take over. We know that we at least have a chance of defeating ACP 1 on 1 even if were not the favorite, but defeating them 1 on 1 won’t mean much. If we want to reduce ACP’s power we need to beat them badly. I’m not saying we won’t fight 1 on 1 in this War, that’s still a huge possability.
