Billy edit: Bye Pie and the new chat room for the Nachos is http://xat.com/thenachoarmyofcp

Yes, I am retiring. I’m not going to make some long-ass post, that will be when I decide to leave you all forever. Thank you all, you have taught me a lot, and I won’t forget you guys. I’ll be on chat, don’t worry. Leaders are Dash, Billy and Tan. Good luck,

~*Pie1530*NachoAdvisor&HeadOfDiplomaticRelations* 😉

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Guys I am so sorry for my inactive-ness. It’s been a very busy week and I will be inactive until mid October due to football everyday D:. So since Pie cant do this all alone we are having a leader election.

   I have thought out the canidates carefully and if you dont agree dont give me the “ZOMG THEY SHOULDNT BE’Z THERE’Z” Just dont vote for them.. Simple as that :l.

   This is not a popularity contest. Dont just vote on your best friend.. I want you to vote on who you think is..

1. On chat alot and active when there
2. Schedual alot of events
3. Be able to make most of the events
4. Make good decisions
5. Doesnt cause or start trouble

After long thinking and looking at things here are your leader canidates:

• Linkin55-Linkin led the Nachos with Person1233 in 09 when the Nachos were at ONE of their peeks in history

• Joker– I chose Joker because he is fairly active and has been 2ic a while.

• Billy Mays– I know your saying “Dude he’s had his chance” yeah well he’s still active and knows how to be a leader too.

• Cooper– I chose Cooper because he was leader a while back and seems to know what he’s doing. He also was a 2ic for a while.

• Dash– Well, I chose Dash becuase he wants the best for this army and has also been a 2ic a while back..

• 50 Cent– Here comes the hate comments.. Yeah I know what he’s done.. Yeah I may have been involved.. But he is on chat more than most people.. He also knows what he’s doing.. If you dont like him then just dont vote for him but I thought he deserved to be in this election.

To Pie: If you dont agree with any of these or want to add another inform me when you can

~Tan

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Aloha! It’s Ads and I have been seeing many posts about how we are “falling”. Every army has their ups and downs, the Nachos are not doing so great, but that doesn’t mean we will stay like this.  The Nachos have problems like this once or twice a year so it’s no big deal. Pie and Tan need to start scheduling more events while the troops start caring more about this army and making them. Mass recruiting will help us a lot, you just have to ask an army who is willing to help us. When/if they do, pay them back by giving them a mass recruiting. I remember when the Great Alliance had a mass recruiting and the Nachos became number 1 and few weeks later. Schedule some fun events, don’t get the troops thinking the Nachos are boring. Bringing horny hour back was an idea that wasn’t too good, but that’s up to the leaders.

CPAC has ranked us 4th, don’t let that stop you from becoming number 1 again. You shouldn’t really pay attention to the top 10 because it’s just an opinion. Yes, I was happy that we were number 1 a few times, but it didn’t seem like anyone thought we deserved it. Prove to everyone that you are the best, make sure to not put yourself down, and become more active. An army isn’t anything without it’s soldiers. Also, fighting those ACP rouges helped us a lot when I was leader. To Pie: Start making smart decisions and don’t let anyone walk over you. This is your time to shine kiddo, make me proud. Good luck Nachos, make sure to beat DCP for me. Words of advice: Don’t ask an army for help against DCP, fight them your own and prove to people that you aren’t falling. I want to hear that you guys got 45+ today (Saturday) and tomorrow (Sunday).

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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Even though I planned this long ago it seems to  have too gone fast that I’m retiring. I’ve gotten quite busy and decided not to waste time on cp even though it may be fun to others. I will surely miss the nachos so look below for people I will remember.

Joker And Billy: You two were great friends during my modship and the beginning of my owner career. I will never forget you two, well maybe joker heh heh heh jk.

Tan: …. good friend

Pie: you also a good friend, maybe better cough

Chris : You are a pimp. That makes you secondary pimp of the pimp tree.

Wolfie: I kinda forgot to put you in at first XD. You are an awesome person to talk with

Penguin (brent) : *puts down newspaper* hmph *starts reading again*

The ksf : even though I’m still in your group I just wanted to announce that we aren’t nazis and maybe some of you guys should change how you think about it even if idc. It’s a group of gamers pretty much nothing less or more.

Maire: I will see you on chat so I won’t miss you as much since I will see you around, Rose.

Tuck: I should put you on here before you nag to me about not putting you up here.

Quince: Good friend indeed

Aka: well you are retired too but you deserve to be in this post cause you a wise and an awesome otaku friend shhk.

Dash: An awesome friend who always supported my in some gay to just damn right weird ways.

And many other I didn’t get to list due to length of this post.

See you around chat people and adios.

I now hang my sombrero and slither onto a boat to retirement island

And many many others that I chose not to list to make this post shorter

Joker and the rubix cube. Get better at those Joker.

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Aka, Its been pretty great. Even though I dont believe this is the right choice..Its been a good ride. ~Tan

Cobra- you were and still are a good friend since we can talk on steam but there wasnt any example i followed and you shouldve know that XD. You will be and not missed in nachos (cause of haters like 50 lulz). Have a good retirement.

Aka here.

Gamer, I kept my promise to you. That I would be leader again. I never said I would be a sucessfull leader, but I kept my promise. That was the only reason I wanted to be leader. To keep the promise, lol.

So yeah, I’m retiring because everyone has to be an ignorant shit, say I am inactive (even when I get on and recruit while they sit and talk idley on chat), and obviously has no respect for anyone who does anything for an extended period of time.

Only have 7 people to thank.

Cobra-Thanks for making the little time we had on chat bearable, for the little time we served in the Nachos together. Needs to be leader, even though he said he doesn’t want to be.

The KSF-Although we are a bit inactive at the moment, you all are a great group of people who are just misunderstood. Derp.

Joker-Though you and I had more than a few differences on things (i.e everything), I admire your abilities to be in this army after being inactive for so long, and for providing a good arguement every now and again. I guess everyone wants you to be leader, so I’m not going to stop you, even though I probably should.

Ads-Just as you repaid me in the beggininng by letting me back in, I repaid you by helping you every single way I can. Though you are retired, I sure hope you know that everything I did in this army was to help and support you. I guess neither of us is the “Boss” now, hah.

Quince-Well Quince, you said you were never appreciated and all. Though you are wrong. I was glad you were (somewhat, due to you being inactive or on at night >.>) there while I was leading. You need more respect than people give you, for sure. I hereby designate you “Cool beans.”

Pie-You are a good man/kid. And a good leader. Ads wouldn’t have made it as far as he did without you. I hope I don’t irritate you too much by leaving a little early.

The Nacho Empire-The few of you who did support me, thank you. Those who did not support me, thank you. You both made the challenge that much harder for me, which is what I truly enjoyed. Though my anime annoyed some of you, I only posted it to show the innocence in the world, that not everything has to be sex, drugs, and *drum roll* rock n’ roll.

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So yeah. I don’t really have any requests, because I’m pretty sure this will be the last time I try to be leader. I have a girlfriend, piano lessons, weight lifting, and anime to do, which leaves little time to play this game. The two things I request are that you continue the DCP war (at least until the initial invasions are over), and that whoever gets picked to be Leader to go easy on Cobra. He’s a good kid, just following the wrong example.

-Aka

I left entirely on my own. So anyone who says “HAHA AKA LEFT”, it is not because of them. You have only me to blame : D

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Aka here.

At the urging of the other leader/s, the fact that no one likes DCP anymore, and that you all wanted it, The Nacho Empire declares war on the Doritos of ClubPenguin, due to the federal offense of leading a militiant group on Fjord, which is punishable by a huge owning and then death by firing squad. I’m pretty darn sure we can beat this group of copiers who get hacked every other day anyway.

Invasions

Assualt on Permafrost

When: Friday, September 23rd.

Times:

–6:00pm EST

-5:00pm CST

-4:00pm MST

-3:00pm PST

The Destruction of Ice Box

When: Sunday, September 25th

Times:

–5:00pm EST

-4:00pm CST

-3:00pm MST

-2:00pm PST

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The Nacho series of invasions will end with,

The Fjord Uprising

When: Monday, September 26th

Times:

–7:00pm EST

-6:00pm CST

-5:00pm MST

-4:00pm PST

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We have a new leadership, new faces, and some servers to take. As long as we all work together, we can destroy the Dorito Menace; hit them where they live! While the DCP will be crying about the wins we will have, we can then retake our beloved server, and wipe them from the face of Club Penguin! They have no right to be on our game, lest they feel the wrath of the Nacho Army and all of it’s loyal and dedicated soldiers. For the Nachos!

-Aka

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Aka here.

After seeing what most of you thought, it has become clear to me that the best choices of people to fight for this war are the Doritos and Team Gold.

Now, I know alot of you voted for other armies, so this will be the last and final poll before we go to war with either of them.

Your choices are the DCP, or Team Gold.

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Also, there was a meeting last night in which the only attendees were Tan, Cobra, Wolfie, and myself. This is unacceptable.

A new owner meeting will be on:

Wednesday

-6:00pm EST

-5:00pm CST

-4:00 MST

-3:00 PST

I will give the chat to those who are online.

As this is a high rank meeting, only owners may attend. Later on in the week we will have a moderator meeting to discuss various problems and solutions for right now.

-Aka

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Tan Edit: I agree with Aka here.. War gets us active.. We still will be having our PB tomorrow (Sunday) though so be there 😀

Aka here.

I do not think we will be moving forward by setting up week long recruiting sprees or having practice battles with allies. We need war, but I cannot decide on any one army.

So you shall decide for us.

Vote for who you want to have war with. Anyone other than ACP, IW, and UMA is allowed. I discourage voting for Night Warriors or RPF, but I feel by removing those previous three I am already deciding too much. So derp.

-Aka

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ok i never really got a chance to come on and say thanks and ofically retire from the greatest army of cp i have ever seen… so i will do it now, since i have a few minutes. First off i would like to say that my experiance (about 2 1/4 years, since august 08) in the nacho army was great and i had tons of fun. Even though i faught with most people and made tons of enemys (especially with the higher ranks) we still had fun and got over most of it. I made lots of friends also, along with the stupid childish cyberdating. Now im  retiring for a few major reasons. Some include me being 15, in highschool spending most of my time playing football, i really have no need to be playing a childish game. Also i have learned that you become more and more dumb as you sit at a computer all day playing games. Also cp is boring but chats are funn.
 

There are many people i have to thank for my long and enjoyfull journey through the ranks (twice) and at the end i have one request as a loyal retiring nacho.
First the people i want to thank are:
  Joker- you made my years i meet you stressful, entertaining, hard (with all the fights we had), but mostly fun, we had alot of memorys like armys we were in together, created together and all. Thank you
   Billy- same as jokers. Thank you
   King kinz- Yes my friend, your apprentice has to retire. im sorry but it was fun knowing you. you were like a brother to me. i could go to you for advice anytime. thx.
   Cobra- You made if fun with all the jokes we shared.
   Jenny- sorry about the fights we had which never should have happened but you were my best friend on here and i will miss you.
   Ads- you made my nacho life stressful. thx
   Pie- thanks for bailing me out of probations and fires and all of the other shit that happened. you were a great friend.
  Tan- imma miss you bro who lives near me
  person1233- nice job leading this army through the bad times. your the greatest leader i have seen
   shadow- dont really know you but you were sometimes cool to me
   alessa- i known you for only a little time but like jennys, you were a great friend and i will miss you to
    Maire- have fun with cobra if you know what i mean ^.^
   tuck- we had fights but at the end we became friends and you can actually be nice if you want to

Sorry if i forgot you. i gtg so i didnt have enough time to thank all the people who i know and i like but if i did it would take all day. My one request (which does not need to happen but i would like if it did) is that since i put a shiz load of my time on here and with all my fellow nachos is i stay mod on chat. i was grand general when i retired. this is my speach and i will miss all of you. i will ocassionally be on chat for maybe a few minutes whenever i can. so ill see you all there.
          “~keep your friends close, your enemys closer, and the pimp hand the closest~”

Aka Edit: Kept the entire post as-is, other than to seperate paragraphs and bolden names.

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Hola Nachos! It’s your “friendly neighborhood 3ic” here(lol Pwener). Anyway, as the post title says, we are having a Practice Battle with UMA this Sunday, which is two days from now.  Now I seriously do expect everyone to be there. This is not just like any other recruiting session. This is way more important. In case you haven’t noticed, we have fallen dramatically on the CPA top ten, from #1 to #4. Now, I made a promise to Folay I wasn’t going to insult the army or its inactiveness. Insulting doesn’t solve problems, it only makes them worse. So, I expect everyone to be there. Really I cannot stress this enough, you have to, you need to be here! This is our chance to break out of our inactivity issues and become #1 as we previously were! So lets show the UMA that Nachos may have been down, but not out. Let’s show them that we can still get at LEAST 35-40. Lets show the UMA that we can still fight, and that WE ARE STILL NACHOS!

Update!: The PB times have changed. It is now:

When:Sunday

Times:

4:00 PM EST

3:00 PM CST

2:00 PM MST

1:00 PM PST

9:00 PM UK (this lifts up the your excused part a little bit. Unless its still too late for you, ONLY THEN you can be excused.)

Server:Fjord

Once again, I expect and want to see everyone there.  This will have a 90% impact on confirming if you are going to get a promotion.

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After Battle Recruiting

Where:Whitehouse,Town/Plaza/Forts

When: After the PB vs UMA

Reason:To get bigger

I want everyone to get on 15 minutes before the battle, to recruit a little and get prepared.

~ Keep Pwning            -Wolfie1215

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