Wolfie Edit: Ok, Aka, I dont have any problem with you. But aka is a smart bean (lol). Guys, dont go hard on him, he may have already been leader, but in a way thats good! This means that Aka knows what to expect and can handle the situation in the best of ways. Also, not many people are on at 11:00, so at least no new recruits will know the bad language we use. I approve of the horny hour, but guys, try to not curse AS much. Im not telling you not to curse at all, just limit it.

Aka here.

Going to start making my first decisions as leader right now.

1. Giving Your Rank Away

Starting now, no owners (other than leaders) or moderators will be able to give ranks away without two of the three leaders agreeing on it. Reason? We aren’t an army where you play for a long time, and when your friend suddenly joins in from another army and you give your rank to him as some kind of gesture of kindness, that is a blatant insult to everyone who actually has to work for that rank. Might the person be qualified for the rank? Maybe. But when someone who has been here for 2 years or more gives the higher mod rank to someone who has only been here for a week/month, you’ve essentially screwed over the guy who was waiting for a promotion all that time. So derp.

2. Chat

Some problems have arisen on chat, and I will deal with them now.

• ZOMG NACHOS R GUNNA FALL WITH THREE LEADERS!

All I can say to this is “Wow…” because there really isn’t a better way to put it. Tanman and I have been leaders for less than a week, and you are already judging us? I am still on leave, so you can stop instantly pc’ing me as soon as I get on to get on and/or commenting on “how lazy the leaders are.” Wanna know my day? As soon as I get home, I get on the site. I approve or mark comments as spam, add everyone to the ranks, either make or think about possible posts, get on chat for a few minutes, then get off to do homework. When I am done with homework (by now around 7:00 at night), I get back on for a few minutes, check my facebook, then get off to eat. I take a shower and go to bed. I told you all that if I was to become leader I wouldn’t be all that active and if a battle were to arise Cooper would lead in my place. Believe me, I’m trying to help as much as I can with the little time I have. As for Pie and Tan, they can speak for themselves.

Gee, I went off topic, hah.

• Wow something didn’t go my way, so now I’m going to rebel.

Have fun, friend. We tried all we could to get you to stay, but nothing of value will be lost anyway.

• AKA HAS BEEN LEADER FOREVER!

Of course. I’ve got experience in leading, and I’ve made some good friends as leader. Why the hell else would I be leading?

• SPAM SPAM SPAM

I’ve noticed we are having too much spam on the chat. Since all of you with nit-pick every little detail, I will tell you what spam is. Spam is an acronym for Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Spam can come in any number of varieties, from the meat variety to smiley spam to repeating something over and over. Spam is also advertising on chat, for any reason. Spam includes, but is not limited to: Smiley spam, advertising, repeating a phrase over and over, saying something over and over, and being a general nuisance to chat goers. The phrase “over and over” means saying the same thing at least 3 times within a certain time period that will be decided by the leaders.

• The future of Horny Hour

Out of the goodwill of my heart, I am going to bring Horny Hour back. From 11:00pm to 12:00am EST, say all of the sexual language you want. However, any excessive sexual language outside of that hour will be a kick, another kick, then a ban. The leaders will decide what excessive is. However, any of that language directed toward a owner on chat (i.e me) can be an immediate ban. So don’t say that shit toward me.

–Aka

Big deal, I like Mass Effect >.>

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Joker edit: Excuse you Aka but who ever said I dropped out? I want my rank..

Pie edit: Congrats on the new leaders, you two will do very well. I am going to retire soon, so when I do leave, I hope that you guys can keep us in the top 3 armies. I am counting on you guys.. don’t blow this (D)

Aka here.

Was informed by Pie on chat today that the elections were over. New leaders are Tanman and myself, since I decided to lie that Joker decided to dropout or something apparently.

Before I end this post, I must remind the Nacho peoples that I will not be as active as I would like to be until weekends or during breaks in the school year, due to my grades and all. I’ll make everything I can, and when I can’t make something (out of the goodwill of my heart), Cooper will stand in for me.

^Video I was watching when leaders were announced^

Feel free to edit this post Tan or Pie.

-Aka

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Wolfie Edit: To the members out there, I am proud of you guys. You really are the heart of this army. Without you there is no us. We just want you to help this army, with the rest of the mods and owners, to bring us back to #1 again. And we can’t do this without you. So don’t think that your’e not important. In fact, youre the most important thing in this army. And if someone calls you a noob, especially a retired person, who gives a fuck? They’re not even in this army anymore, so it doesn’t even matter (I’m not trying to make the retirees look bad, just don’t call the new people “noobs” or “idiots”.  With the combined powers of the leaders, the mods, and the members, we are an unstoppable force. WE ARE THE NACHO ARMY!

“Gah” is right. We need major work. I believe no one is doing their absolute best. I mean, you can’t blame Pie, he’s doing the best that he can do. I have to agree with Pwener on 50 though, I mean, you could’ve just let him back as a member rank, but mod makes no sense, jesus, the guy plans to overthrow a previous leader AND attempts to hack us, and all of a sudden were all friends again? Give me a damn break. 50, you were fired for a reason, and don’t use your “sophisticated” vocabulary just to make yourself sound like you actually have a damn brain. You should’ve stayed fired, end of story.
But now going on the positive side of things. It’s true, we have fallen into a minor depression.  I’m not going to deny it, but I am going to confront it. I want everyone giving 110%  to his army. If youre not doing something extremely important, I expect you to come to all the events. And also, stop disrespecting  higher ranks, that goes for retired people too. I hate it when I see ” I’m retired so I don’t need to go on, so f***k you and dont tell me to get the f***k on. (SHAD). But anyways, I want to see a turn around for the better.  So lets give it all we got!

~ Keep Pwning          -Wolfie1215

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Godjesus. I go on a simple camping trip over the weekend, and this is what I find? This is just… GAH. Yes I admit I was inactive for a few days but really. Yes, Ads has a right to retire, but that is NO REASON to let this army fall. We are in ruins. There is NO denying it. And the elections? Shit. Joker and Cobra don’t even WANT to run for leader. Why are they there? We also need better owner ranks. Where did Tan and Coop come from? Same with Billy. Last time I checked, Tan was fired, Coop retired, and Billy was demoted for inexperience and inactiveness. Tan was fired for plotting with 50, and if you ask me, he should’ve been fired. And he was. FOR A REASON. You could also include the friendly neighborhood 3ICs that aren’t Billy, Folay and Wolfie. They certainly deserve to be in the elections. Pie, these elections SERIOUSLY need to be revised. Onto Aka. Yes Aka, you were fired last time you were leader, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t run this time. You deserve leadership again. But, you shouldn’t dis people running in the elections just beacuse they were MSF. Yes, I admit I was also in the MSF and part of the plot. But that was back in August. This is September. Now onto 50. I do respect the decision, but Ads kept him fired for a reason. Ok, you let him back in. but MOD RANK???????? That’s crazy. It is also compleatly unfair to the highest mem ranks waiting to become mods.

As you can see, the Nacho army is in ruins. It is our fault. We have to fix it.

-Pwn
(Pwener1)
Moderator of the not so glorious Nacho Army of Club Penguin.

Aka Note: Was posted by request. Sorry if it sounds like all of the posts nowadays are the same topic, but it is always intresting to have opinions, especially from people who aren’t owner ranked.

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Hello, being since we have not be getting the numbers we expect at events we are going to have a mass recruiting week! I want us to become as big as we can over this week. Each day I want to see a rise in number of troops who come to these events and at the end I want to see 35-45 troops on Clubpenguin. Another thing you should be doing is getting on chat more because I will be having more unsheduled events more often now. We are going to work hard during this week. We are going to be having 3-4 unsheduled events a day. I hope to see everyone coming on chat more and NOT being AFK, its really annoying if you come to chat just to be AFK watching youtube and not going to respond to events or not going to be willing to go on Clubpenguon why are you coming on chat. We are the Nachos of CLUBPENGUN, not the Nachos of AFK lol. Sure I understand if you are in a pc or AFK but will get on Clubpenguin, but if you do not want to get on Clubpenguin that is where the problem is. Please make sure to comment on this post and also remember to have a good day.

Monday Events: Mass Recruitings, Fjord Town for both. 

5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2: 7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Tuesday: 5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2: 7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Wedsday: 5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2:7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Thursday:5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2:7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Friday:5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2:7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Saturday:5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2:7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Sunday:5 P.M est, 4 P.M CST 1 P.M MST 2 P.M. PST and 10 P.M. GMT

Event 2:7 P.M. EST 6 PM CST 4 PM PST and 12 PM GMT

Remember to come to these events comment on the post and have a good day.

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Congratulations Nachos on our domination of Fjord today. We have once again proven to be one of the largest and most tactical armies in all of Club Penguin. DCP is a very pathetic army. They are just another joke army who uses a brand name (Doritos) to promote their army. Since the DCP’s leaders can not find any troops to join there unstable army, they resort to bribing troops with high ranks, knowing that at one time during the battle DCP chat had 12 owners and only 2 members on it. They do this because soldiers are usually more interested in joining an army with good leaders and a site that is not vulnerable to hackers such as the Nachos, ACP, Night Warriors, etc.

In the battle the Nachos successfully fought off DCP in the Town, Snow Forts, Plaza, Forest, Cove, and then the Dock and Iceburg. The Nachos dominated DCP for the entire battle. The only time DCP actually had the advantage was when we had just entered the Plaza, but 10 seconds later we countered there joke bombs with war faces. The Nachos maxed out at about 25 total and DCP around 17-18. Though the main reason why the Nachos won was “SPEED”. Yes, speed. Throughout the battle the Nachos were the faster army when it came to performing tactics and getting around the server. DCP’s Leader Wwebestfan was probably to busy looking at pictures of his Idol Justin Bieber to lead, or come out of the closet. Here are some pics for proof of our victory. They are not in any specific order.

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 “I grow tired of the single-minded people on here. I grow bored of trying to find something to do on chat. Club Penguin is starting to lose depth. It is becoming obvious to myself that I am just becoming a liability in this army, through seeing Pie’s decisions on how to choose leaders and other people of importance in this army of ours. Let me go in a list format so I don’t continue rambling nonsensically.”~Akabob22

“Why can’t everyone just deal with things? I mean, a while ago, nobody really cared about anything, just that they were having fun in the army and winning wars and battles. But now, everyone has to have an opinion about somebody, which will always mess something up, which happened yesterday, and probably the past few day. Really, not everybody is gonna like everyone, but can’t you just deal with it. For example, the constant rebellions of getting Aka out of power. Why can’t you just deal with it for a few more months? Is he gonna be here forever? No. You’ll probably be here longer than he’s gonna be here. It’s retarded how everything has to be dealt with rebellion, not anything else. And Aka, you’ve had a lot of time as leader. Do you need to be bashing other people about why they shouldn’t be leader? No. I’m 90% sure if you were to lose the election, you would be leader again. And all the people on the site, do you have to constantly be bashing people (Like I am right now kinda =|) on how bad we’re doing? Is insulting them going to do anything about the situation? No. Getting on CP and working is going to help us, not constantly insulting our young troops.”~Pie1530

“So, this is what’s happening to the #1 army in Club Penguin? This is what’s happening to the army that beat ACP AND IW, two huge armies, in the Legends Cup? I honestly am lost for words right now. And Ads is saying he’s a horrible leader. Well guess what, he’s doing pretty damn good at his job. It’s not his fault, it’s the people who are inactive that are to blame.”~wolfie1215

“That is the definition of inactive. And in the Nacho Army, that is unacceptable.”~Myself

Those were complains and beginnings to posts of disagreement, complains, and insults. Theres so many negative things going around. And because of this, no ones looking at the positive things. To the troops of the Nacho Army, You are doing well. We understand that school is coming, and that there are major changes going on up in the high ranks, but we need to keep it together. I understand that it is hard to get on chat, my mom works to support 3 children, I have to go with her a lot right after school, and school starts early. Thats a whole day, I understand. If im busy, your likely to be busy to. But im asking you to please, in your spare time, come onto chat and talk. But, on the bright side, we are slowly getting more people on chat. We had a good amount of troops at the Defence of Fjord today, and we had a good battle. To moderators of the Nacho Army, You guys are backups in case of emergency. If we are raided, attacked, or in battle and an owner has to leave, you should know how to lead. When I go onto chat at a reasonable time of the day, I usually see at least 1 mod, which is ok, but many times, the mods are AFK. If you are a mod on chat, please put AFK in your name or as your status before you go afk. Be right back if different, as long as the troops know. You should be active, as you are the “neck” of the nachos, keeping the troops inline when owners aren’t around, leading patrols, and defending against raids/leading. To the high ranks/leadership of the Nacho Army, We are the role models. If we are inactive, or calling dcp Sh*theads, the troops will be the same. If we lost, all we need to do is attack again. Dont go and cry, or try to cuss them out. Pie, if we did lose, don’t be a p****, we lost, ads lost some, we lose, even the US military looses, and the high ranks aren’t retiring are they? No. You will lead us to victory, you know why?

 Because we are The Nacho Army, and we must accecpt defeat, only to come back up, and accept victory without being full of ourselves.

We may have lost fjord today (im not sure), but we can get it back, easily. This is not a rant, this is not complaints. This is a combination of expectations, and motivation.

If you want to be the number one army again, we have to earn it.

And we can’t earn it without you, the Troops, mods, and leadership of the Nacho Army. I wish you the best,

  ~Folay

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Aka Edit: Pie, if I were to lose the election and then be leader anyway, that ruins the process you set up here. This is democracy, no matter how unfair it may be. If the majority wants me here, I will be here, just not as active as you all would like.

Hola Nachos,

I know I’m gonna sound like an ass for making yet another post insulting people, but it’s what has to be done.

Why can’t everyone just deal with things? I mean, a while ago, nobody really cared about anything, just that they were having fun in the army and winning wars and battles. But now, everyone has to have an opinion about somebody, which will always mess something up, which happened yesterday, and probably the past few day. Really, not everybody is gonna like everyone, but can’t you just deal with it? For example, the constant rebellions of getting Aka out of power. Why can’t you just deal with it for a few more months? Is he gonna be here forever? No. You’ll probably be here longer than he’s gonna be here. It’s retarded how everything has to be dealt with rebellion, not anything else. And Aka, you’ve had a lot of time as leader. Do you need to be bashing other people about why they shouldn’t be leader? No. I’m 90% sure if you were to lose the election, you would be leader again. And all the people on the site, do you have to constantly be bashing people (Like I am right now kinda =|) on how bad we’re doing? Is insulting them going to do anything about the situation? No. Getting on CP and working is going to help us, not constantly insulting our young troops.

These leader elections have caused a lot of speculation (What hasn’t?). It really hurts me to say this, but I am going to be leading solo for a few weeks (Probably until the end of September) until everyone can finally stop arguing and roll with the punches. Like I said, you don’t have to like everyone, but rebelling isn’t going to help anything.

Thank you,

~*Pie1530*

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Well, like the post says, there really isn’t a word to describe what is going on. The only word that comes close is… confusing. Yes, there is a lot of confusing things happening now.  Ads retired, Aka is on a “leave”, and a lot of other things are happening, like Cobra and Joker both  say they don’t want to be leader. Basically, I think me and Folay are the only owners who aren’t really in a “situation”. I don’t know what the future holds, it might be good, it might be bad, No one knows. But I can tell you something, this is going to be a long Fall season.

~ Keep Pwning              -Wolfie1215

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NACHOS TO FJORD TOWN!

Pie edit: DEFENCE OF FJORD *MUST MAKE*

DATE: Sunday, September 12th, 2010

TIME: 2PM EST,1PM CST, 12PM MST, 1AM PST, 7PM UK
SERVER: FJORD
PLACE: ALL OVER

Aka here.

I don’t know how to really put this post without sounding redundant or repetitive or whatever. So I’ll just say it how it comes to mind. Don’t take offense, people who will be named in this post.

I grow tired of the single minded people on here. I grow bored of trying to find something to do on chat. Club Penguin is starting to lose depth. It is becoming obvious to myself that I am just becoming a liability in this army, through seeing Pie’s decisions on how to choose leaders and other people of importance in this army of ours. Let me go in a list format so I don’t continue rambling nonsensically.

• Leadership choices.

These elections for the new leaders are fucking horrible. There is no better word for it than horrible. It is exactly what Pie said they shouldn’t be, a popularity contest. That is what every election is in every army, ever. Did any of you even bother to study the canidates?

-Joker collaberated with MSF to overthrow Pie and Ads not too long ago. He very rarely gets on Club Penguin, and would leave when Ads would say for people to get on Club Penguin to recruit.

-Cooper is horrendously inactive. He comes back for a few days and is offered to become leader? What the hell, Pie?

-Tanman was one of the more active members in Gamer’s plan to use the MSF to overthrow Pie and Ads. Also worked with 50 to hack the site. Like Cooper, he comes back for one week and suddenly is offered to be the leader.

-I brought the Nachos into a minor downfall about a year ago when I was working with Jayson. I also view myself as a shifty character.

-I have nothing bad to say about Cobra, but he has told me he doesn’t want to win the election anyway.

Seriously. Has no one other than myself looked into this more than myself?

• Billy and 50

I do not feel Billy has enough experience to become Ambassador so quickly again. He’s jumped from DCP, to UMA, and then back to Nachos as soon as he was made Ambassador. Really now? There was a reason why he was impeached by almost everyone in the council at the time. And 50 is something else all together. He’s already hacked us once, and then we let him back and make him mod as well? Someone here has lost their marbles, and it isn’t me.

• Inactivity

Yeah, it has been repeated 9001 times now, but still really sad how we are getting 10 at scheduled events. Today I had some errands to run so I was not able to be on CP for more than a few seconds, but not like it really mattered anyway. We are going through Valley Forge now for sure. So don’t lose hope. But don’t be lazy and stay on chat all day and not get on when you can.

Now to the mildly important part of this post.

• My indefinete leave.

Due to all of the reasons above, my lack of time on the computer, and my want to pursue other intrests not related to Club Penguin or the Nachos, I am going to be taking a long break. I do not know how long I will make it, but until at least two of the reasons I have meantioned above are resolved, I do not see the need to activley participate here. Too many unfriendly faces, too many insults being thrown around as well. I will not stand for this, but I know how children are on the internet, and how they want everyone to follow their rules above the actual rules. Kind of a gang-like scenario.

I can literally hear the cheers of people like Tomb and Gamer, but the catch is is that this is just a break. I will be on periodically to check on everyone, and I will still read the site every day as I always have. You can take me off the ranks and all if you’d like, but when I choose to come back, I expect the current leadership (whoever that may be) to welcome me back, along with my rank be restored. Been playing this game for 5 years, and I need to take a break.

-Aka

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