Woton’s Edit: The “Wuss of the Year Award” is now not only being shared with Shab, but also with Boomer, who decided to call a “tie” a “win for the ACP” since “you don’t fight a server defense battle to win, you fight to not lose.” Apperantly, the ACP doesn’t focus on winning nowadays, but instead their new goal – not losing. Most likely, they won’t be able to be keeping that goal anytime soon.

❗ Invasion Over. Success Rate: 84% ❗

At 18:00 hours PM EST (6:00 PM EST), Nachos will begin marching onwards to ICEBREAKER, then afterwards, SNOW FORT.

Before this happens, I’d like to take the time to say something to ACP. You are a pretty nice group of people, but this is a time of war. After every year (07, 08, 09) armies have declared war on you. Why? Because you’re monstrous. Your army name gets you too many recruits, which is why at the end of the year, armies declare war on you in an attempt to trim you down. That’s why this happens every year.

Before this battle, I would like to say good luck ACP. May the best side win. Many of the things I have said regarding ACP, are engulfed by my rage in war. A lot of things you’ve said, also, have crossed the line <_<. This is a warning to ACP though. If the alliance loses, we will not stop. We are under oath and a pact, to NOT drop out of this war until our goal is completed. Our goal? Even I won’t know until it happens. Once again, good luck, and drive home safely.

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RESULTS:

This invasion is something CP armies really needed. One of the most epic battles in quite a while, if you ask me. A video is currently being uploaded, but here are some pictures I was able to get.

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During today’s battle, you will see ACP in an unorganized clump, do clovers, and attempt an unorganized circle. Try not to laugh when you see this is the best they can do, but pity them. Their troops have learning disabilities, and can’t perform a simple tactic. It’s quite sad that their leaders don’t know this, and don’t attempt to help them.

Us on the other hand, do fake retreats, war faces, fake charges, double-line charges, ball explosion(NEW), line-surrounding, wall crushings, and sunny-side up charges. With our decent numbers, we have an excellent shot at winning as well.

Look they are not as advanced in military tactics as we are, standing around doing nothingand  holding their breath is a challenge for them. So do not be distracted by them, for they can not help it. Keep active, follow orders and watch them run. When orders are not giving, I want Nachos to be pressing E + 9, aka… WAR FACES.

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Do NOT forget about the Invasion of the DRACP. Info is on the side –>

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Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2010. We are in a time of turmoil, and sides are clashing all around us. No longer will we stand up to the wrath of the ACP.  We have sat here, allowing them to slowly ruin our fun. It is time to laugh in the faces of our enemies, put fear behind us. We are the Nacho Army:

AND WE NEVER GIVE UP!

The year 2010 is just waiting for us. We will rise from our depression. And now, I will tell you why:

In November of 2009, me and a bunch of Nachos were fed up with the leadership of Akabob22 and Jayson23. I talked to Boomer 20 and Iceyfeet1234 and arranged a rebellion. Well, long  story short, we got ACP and IW to help us remove them from power, and now we have more troops, better leaders, and all around a better army!

What will 2010 bring:

1. New tactics. We, I do admit, use the same tactics a lot. 2010 will bring new tactics, new games we can play, and more fun things.
2. More wars. After this ACP war, the Nachos have grown daring, and we will be starting more wars in the future. Watch out armies, here comes the Nachos.
3. HARD WORK. You guys may not like it, but if we’re to be the best of the best, we need to work hard. Training/Recruiting sessions weekly. Maybe TWO fun sessions [Streaking, Raiding] a week. We will be working on lines [BIG IMPROVEMENT NEEDED]. We will be working on reaction time [MUCH BETTER]. We will be working on running through rooms following someone [For those special occasions]. And most of all, we will be working on DIVISION tactics. [Wait? We have divisions? Go to the ranks page and look for your name and color]
4. FUN!

Anyway, I’ve probably bored you with this post…

The only thing I want you guys to know, is that you are the Nachos. Don’t listen to racist remarks, everyone is always the same. We, the soldiers of the Nacho Army, are like brothers and sisters. We never give up, we never will give up, and we will NEVER STOP FIGHTING! Treat your fellow soldiers nicely, and they will treat you right. If you have any questions/suggestions, please feel free to PC χυηкησωηχ|ℓaѕт-ѕтaη∂|ηa¢нσ.ℓєa∂єя|♥вℓazєℓ♥ on chat whenever he is online!

There is 1 thing I won’t give up. Being a Nacho. Live strong, fight well.

~Gamer

Woton’z Edit: Hey! Yes, I’m still just hanging around the Nachos and will be continuing to do some work here, as long as making sure some of those things below happen. Anyways, 2010 is a new year and it’s a new challenge for us. Lately, we’ve been getting great results at our battles and we need to make sure we do something with that size! I’m going to be talking with the leaders about doing some boring stuff that we really need to do(recruiting and training), but also some fun stuff. Remember when armies used to have PB’s with themselves (like red and blue divisions)? I’ll try to set something up like that soon! Also, we won “Funniest Army of the Year” from the CPA Central Club Penguin Army Awards! Congrats everyone!

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During this past war, and war over the past 3 years, even. Some armies, mostly ACP, have decided to call us Nachos, “mexicans.” I do not understand their ambition in keeping this up. Yeah, sure, our theme is Mexican.

BUT

Most of you against us, if not all, will use the term “Mexican,” in a derogatory term. Why are you doing this? Do you not know that all races are equal? All humankind are one species. The only difference is culture and skin color. This is barely a difference too, my friends. The only reason we have different skin color is because our ancestors lived in different parts of the world for thousands of years. For example, in Africa, the sun is a lot harsher. Therefore, people who originated from Africa, have a very dark skintone due to increased melanin production. Those who lived in Europe, had a much lighter skintone, due to Europe being located close to the poles, and away from direct sun exposure.This caused less melanin in the skin to be produced.

The next difference I stated was culture. There is nothing about culture that makes one group greater than another. Culture is just the way that a group of people eat, gather, and have fun. Lets say Mexicans have fiestas including spicy foods, while the Chinese have a party involving exotic pastas and teas. Does that make the Chinese greater than the Mexicans, or vice versa? NO. Each culture has a right to develop traditions as they chose. Remember, Crime =/= Culture. It’s as simple as that. One’s culture is NOT a free for all on banter and insulting. Most civilized people know that they should respect other people’s culture. Then, there’s ACP soldiers**.

Over my 2 years in CP armies, the only insult people can come up against the Nachos is that we’re “mexicans,” and we can be “eaten.” The first thing, is a completely unethical statement. If you have ever said that the Nachos were mexicans in a derogatory way, then you were being a racist, narrow-minded bigot who can’t see past his own ways. Most of us are not Mexican, it’s no insult to us. But do you know what it is an insult to? People who actually ARE Mexican. There is no such thing as an inferior race, because after years of civil right’s movements, SOME people realized this. The second one, on the other hand, makes me lol.

In conclusion, if you have ever used the term “mexican,” in a derogatory meaning, you should be ashamed of yourself. If you would like to apologize for insulting this culture, the comments section is your time to do it, and you will be forgiven. If you don’t, then your a racist, narrow-minded bigot who can jump off a bridge.

It had to be done,

***Person1233***

** Not only ACP soldiers are responsible, but since we are at war, I thought I’d single you out to get the message out.

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NACHOS ARE Logged OFF Club Penguin.

SERVER: UNAVAILABLE

GO TO XAT.COM/NACHOSOFCLUBPENGUIN FOR ORDERS

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I’m sorry I couldn’t make the battle, I was forced to go to a movie 😦 I’ll be more active

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:!:*INVASION OF THE DRACP* ❗

We are going to invade Snowfort and Ice Breaker.

Date: Jan. 2nd (Saturday)

Time:

11:30 PM UK

6:30 PM EST

5:30 PM CST

4:30 PM MST

3:30 PM PST

Location: Snow Fort/Ice Breaker, but be on Nacho chat for orders. Because we will be switching from server to server

***BE ON NACHO CHAT FOR ORDERS***

***NOTE: King and or Gamer, before you maul me, look on all major army sites.***

***POST ON DECADES END TOURNEY***

Hola Nachos.

Well, as you have seen, our battle today was a good battle, but in the end we lost. Yes we did lose. Please don’t start leaving hate comments on the ACP site. It was our loss, so we take the blame. But I thought we should have a fight for 2nd against IW. We go on Fjord, and start to fight each other. truthfully IW, your only tactics were the puffle bomb (fail) and the joke bomb. And a couple of lines or two. We did War faces, Puke Faces, The Fake retreat, Lines, Joke bombs, and snowball firing. But what I am really angry and pissed off about is that, who is CPA central to judge us on what place we are. I say we won. And we deserve 2nd.

:!:***COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT FOR PROMO*** ❗

“The battle has just begun,”

~Tomb147

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TO ACP: This war is a fair war. Why? ACP can get 150 troops. Nachos can get 40, IW gets 40, UMA gets 15, GW gets 20, HSA gets 25, WW gets 10.. It barely adds up to ACP as is.

ACP = 150

Alliance = 140

The only advantage we have is your army is comprised of mindless 8 year olds who can’t even do a simple Club Penguin tactic more complex than a circle.

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As of 8:34 PM EST, THE RESULTS ARE IN!THE WINNER OF THE NACHOS VS ACP BATTLE IS… it’s a tie!

❗ Here is the information for ROUND 3! ❗

The Finals:

Date: Wednesday, December 30th

Times:

• 12:00 PM PST
• 1:00 PM MST
• 2:00 PM CST
• 3:00 PM EST
• 8:00 PM UK

Server: Snow Fort

Room: Forest/Cove

The ACP, IW and Nachos will each start in separate rooms:

ACP = Green – IW = Blue – Nachos = Yellow

The armies will start in their rooms and then the IW and Nachos will come towards the ACP, who has been given 3 rooms because of this. The winner will be judged on the following:

1. Size:
   • How large the army is.
   • How well they manage their size throughout the battle.
2. Tactics:
   • How well they use their tactics.
   • Which tactics they use.
3. Positions:
   • If they can take over the Snow Forts / other rooms.
   • If they can defend their own rooms.

❗ Comment that you WILL make it ❗

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As of 8:34 PM EST, THE RESULTS ARE IN!THE WINNER OF THE NACHOS VS ACP BATTLE IS… it’s a tie! Both Nachos and ACP performed so epically, that Woton had to call it a tie! Not only was that battle incredibly epic, but round 3 is going to be even better. Yes, that means it will be Nachos vs ACP vs IW, in round 3. Since this IS the Decades End Tournament, it is going to be epic. The major 3 armies (ACP, Nachos, IW) will be battling for strongest army of the year. Will it be ACP with their size, Nachos with their tactics, or IW with their amazing recruiting skills? (OH, it will be *cough* Nachos *cough*)

The results are currently pending, but ACP may have won because they have the ability to sit on their ass better than us.

In other news, we had 40 – 50 Nachos invading the entire server through the entire tournament, because ACP sat in the Snow Forts taking it up for 2 hours. Classy, eh?

Here are some pics of the Nachos:

(29 Nachos in Dance club, some 15 in Boiler room and pool)

An ACP who wandered off… (1 ACP, 1 Woton)

From ACP site. Nachos charge town and face ACP.

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I would like to present this Medal of Honor to 50 Cent 254 for his amazing leadership skills before the battle. Before the battle, 50 Cent 254 led the Nachos with such amazing power. Therefore, I’d like to give him this (poorly drawn) medal 😀

Tomb: I replaced ur nedal with this cool (better drawn) medal person. Hope you don’t mind : D

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***CURRENT STATUS***

server: SNOWFORT

To all Retired/New Nachos: PLEASE help us! We need all the help we can get! Even if you are retired/not listed on the ranks, we need your help! CLICK HERE FOR CHAT.

To CPA: How do we fight each other, if we are both to big?

TO IW: WTF? Its an hour and a half ’till your battle. GET OFF

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