Nacho Army of Club Penguin

IMPORTANT: TODAY is Day 2 of the tournament. We need over 50 Nachos to be at Snow Fort, Snow Forts at 12:00 PM PST, TODAY. Nachos, This battle is VERY important. If you come to this battle, you have a 90% chance of getting a promotion. Please, even if you are retired or not on the ranks, help us out. If we beat ACP, we will prove to all that we are the better army. And if anyone would like to join go to chat that day and PLEASE listen to the person giving out orders. no side conversations, no arguments. just be focused of what the leader is saying.

The Bracket for the Tourney is as following:

Nachos vs ACP!

Date: Tuesday, December 29th

Times:

• 12:00 – 12:30 PM PST
• 1:00 – 1:30 PM MST
• 2:00 – 2:30 PM CST
• 3:00 – 3:30 PM EST
• 8:00 – 8:30 PM UK

Server: Snow Fort

Room: Snow Forts

What happened to the site?!

Many are asking this question, so I’m going to give a brief explanation.

At 19:55 PM EST, I noticed a red error message at the top of the post I was editing on the /old/ Nacho site.. It said

This blog has been deactivated because we believe it does not comply with the WordPress.com Terms of Service or advertising policy.

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Obviously, the Nacho site isn’t a get rich quick program, doesn’t generate revenue from ads, aren’t robots, so our material isn’t automatically generated. Therefore, the site was unfairly suspended. I’ve e-mailed WordPress multiple times, and they only replied twice. The first time, they claimed the site was suspended for linking to the #iamthewalrus website. The second time, they told me nachosofclubpenguin.wordpress.com was NEVER suspended and had no record of being suspended. I was confused, and they still haven’t replied to my latest e-mail. If it comes to the point where we won’t be getting our site back, blame WordPress, lol. We’ll have to use this site, but that’s okay. I still own nachoarmy.com which we will be using. Right now I see it as a 50% / 50% chance that we will get our old site back. Do not fret, using this site won’t harm us in anyway, really. I have the pages backed up, and a lot of the posts are backed up as well.

Oh and another thing, the Nachos are currently in debt $2. Show up to battles and boost our economy, please XD!

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Hey guys, Tomb here.

*advertisement removed*Tomb, it is against WordPress TOS to earn any revenue via the blog. I’m sorry, but do you want our blog to be suspended again?

Also, today we were supposed to fight CPC. But, their chat and site are gone. So I asked woton, and he said that we win by forfit(of the other army). But the soldiers on at that time really wanted to fight someone. So, I went to the elites of cp chat to ask them to fight us and they said sure. And I have to admit, the Elites gave us a good and honorable fight. But in the end, we came through. But I would like to recognize the Elites of cp. You guys are nacho approved 😀

“Live free or don’t at all”

~Tomb147

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The reason you are being redirected here, is because the Nacho site was suspended, because WordPress thinks we are robots. Go figure. Please still attend the Decades End Tournament, hosted by Club Penguin Army Central.

The Bracket for the Tourney is as following:

The First Battle (vs. CPC):

Date: Monday, December 28th

Times:

• 12:20 – 12:40 PM PST
• 1:20 – 1:40 PM MST
• 2:20 – 2:40 PM CST
• 3:20 – 3:40 PM EST
• 8:20 – 8:40 PM UK

Server: Snow Fort

Room: Snow Forts

The Second Battle:

Date: Tuesday, December 29th

Times:

• 12:00 – 12:20 PM PST
• 1:00 – 1:20 PM MST
• 2:00 – 2:20 PM CST
• 3:00 – 3:20 PM EST
• 8:00 – 8:20 PM UK

Server: Snow Fort

Room: Snow Forts

(Note: We might not make it to this level! WE WILL MAKE IT, AND WE WILL OWN)

The tourney goes over 3 days. I’m confident that we can at least make it to the 2nd day! On the first day, we’ll be fighting UMA and I think it will be very easy for us to beat them. The ACP will probably beat the HSA, so we’ll be left fighting them on the 2nd day, but if we really work hard we could beat them, judging on our size at out latest battles! After that, we’ll have to see how it goes!

I know it’s a little confusing, but just follow your leader’s orders and you’ll be fine!

Comment if you can make it the the First Battle!

***Person1233*** who stole Woton’s post.

**Basically just a large patrol.

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FINAL UPDATE: Overall, today’s mass invasion of Mammoth had in total over 200 different ACP soldiers, and around 150 different Nacho soldiers. ACP had massive numbers, and the Nachos listened VERY well to execute tactics that usually aren’t performed well with smaller numbers. After 12 hours of battling, I’d like to announce that TONIGHT is a night of ceasefire for Mammoth. If you’re still on Mammoth, leave, go to Nacho chat, and have a good time! We gained many recruits out of today, and it was like one HUGE training session. I will admit that the ACP was more impressive than the Nachos today. As a grade, I will give the Nacho army an …

84% (B-) Because we could have had more troops come on.

Overall, we did a fantastic job, and I am looking forward to see you all at tomorrow’s tournament. And to ACP, No, I am still not wearing pants.

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ALSO: If you would like to join the Nacho automatic notification system via e-mail, please e-mail Person1233@nachoarmy.com saying “Hi,” and you will be added.

THIS JUST IN: Zippy500, Nacho legend was on chat last night around 11 PM. His last words were “sh**, I’ll be on tomorrow night. cya.” (lol). So if you want to meet Zippy500, be on tonight around 10 PM I’m guessing.

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Recently, a scared little man named ************ didn’t feel like facing a real army. Instead, this sad little man, posted an invasion post on a dead army’s website, and expected the other army to show up. This sad little man gathered up ACP troops, and told them to go to Mittens. Because this sad little man posted the invasion post 2 days in advance, this sad little man thinks his sad little army owns Mittens! Wanna know who this sad little man is? THAT’S RIGHT!

SHABOOMBOOM!

Step on up! You earn the “Cheap Ass No Balls,” award!

Instead of making a very long post about how unethical this is, I’m going to say it straight up. SSACP does NOT own Mittens because VLA is not even an army,  UMA was never notified of this through a mainstream website, or in alternative, a comment on the website didn’t notify UMA. VLA is an inactive and non-recognized army. Guess what? VLA doesn’t even own servers! Meaning that the bill Boomer made with the CP Army Council, cancels out their invasion! lolwut? Shaboomboom made no attempt to notify UMA of their trying to capture their capital, meaning Shaboomboom: TURN IN YOUR BALLS!

I think I also need to set something straight.

If your army is not a mainstream army (ACP, IW, Nachos, HSA, WW, GW, or Tacos) then you have to notify the army of your invasion in some way. You can’t get on at 10 PM, when half the soldiers are sleeping, go to empty rooms, and claim a server. If it isn’t 10 PM, and all the other army’s troops are on, then sure. I’d say that the server is claimable. If you’re going to have no balls like Shaboomboom, and invade at 10 PM EST, ON NEW YEAR’S EVE, then you can’t claim said server.

By the power invested in me, I declare Shaboomboom the wuss of 2010!

Woton’s Edit: A trophy for the king…

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Reasons for my retirement

1. This is a game meant for children. I’m 15, way too old to be playing this.

2. Too much STRESS.

Seriously, this is a CLUB PENGUIN army, and the stress of being it’s leader is too much. I’ve finally had it, and I can’t take it anymore.

3. I have to get on with my life, sure these 21 months were fun, but I’ve had enough. Leading a club penguin army is not going to benefit my life in any frickin way.

These are the people who made the most notable impression on my career

Shadow2446 – An advisor, a friend, and a damn awesome leader. You are badass, and I thank you for doing everything that you’ve done.

Oagalthorp – I used to hate you, now I understand everything that you’ve ever done. Thank you for being my #1 enemy.

Zippy500 – You were never there. But, you were always funny. Don’t get another gerbil stuck up your ass, k? :wink”

Puckley – From day one, I knew you would be an awesome leader. Great friend, great person to talk to, and you were almost always there. But I hope you see a doctor about that lemon fetish, it isn’t healthy XD (jk) [need to give you the chat pass]

Cahockey – : D

Akabob22 – I hated you, I liked you, I hated you, but now I don’t know what I think of you anymore o.O

#iamthewalrus – You people really make me sick. But anyway, thank you for showing me how childish CP armies are. I used to despise you, but I realize you aren’t all that bad, and I was a complete fu**ing fu**tard for writing that horrible written “letter” in  the first place.   Please, lay off the Nachos. I was the moron who wrote that letter, and I’m the main person you were after.

TIPS:

I have some tips for you down the road:

1. Don’t be complete noobs

-#iamthewalrus is still attacking us because a majority of our members are complete noobs.

2. Don’t do anything stupid

– You know what I mean. Make your passes 15 chars+, don’t give them to anybody, don’t declare war on 435  armies at once.

3. Never give up

– self explanatory. When the Nachos MAY look like they’re falling, they’re not. You’re just blind, K?

That’s my short retirement post.. Oh wait I do have a few requests.

1. Well, you can use my chat, and I won’t repossess it when something doesn’t go my way. If you move to a different, I’d like to be at least a mod 😐

2. I want to remain Admin on the site, for like a month. Then you can editor me if you’d like. because I technically own NACHOARMY.COM. I’ll still stick around on chat, since I do own NACHOARMY.COM; I will pay for all CSS upgrades and domain renewal for it.

3. I’d like to still run the toolbar. I’m not going to lead the Nachos anymore, but I’ll still be stalking around on the interwebs.

4. Next Leader: Zzztops. Screw elections.

5. NO ONE RETIRE WITH ME! do you want this army to fall?!

after 592 days, 14208 hours, and 84 weeks, I’m taking off my sombrero.

For the last time…

***Person1233***

The Power in the Hat

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Aka’s Three Sides (lulz):

Invading Tundra:

Well, if we invade Tundra like I originally had in mind, we would finally be able to have all that fun I was talking about. However, we just KNOW ACP will get involved because they don’t want Nachos in Tundra at all, therfore making our job a bit harder. However, we will improve relations with Ice Warriors and RFW if we do invade, which could be a great advantage considering they are some of the fastest growing armies in this community.

Defend Tundra:

If we defend Tundra, ACP will obviously not get up our asses and we might even become somewhat “friends” with them. Yuck. Anyway, WW and RPF have been long time allys with us, and we could improve relations with them on that. However (like it or not) they are some of the fastest falling armies in CP. idk about everyone else, but this whole “Let’s all dress up in their uniform and they will get more people!” thing won’t work because your only recruiting like that for one day, not for a week or so. So yeah, that’s my opinion on that.

Stay Neutral:

If we stay neutral in this whole thing, nobody will have looked at us different, other than “Darn! I wish they were on our side, but hey, at least they aren’t on their side.” We won’t have any fun with it whatsoever, ACP will thank us for staying out of it, yadda yadda yadda. We would have missed out on a great recruiting oppurtunity, and we need more troops as shown in our recent practice battle with ACP.

Today’s heated debate:

Should the Nachos defend Tundra from IW, DW, RFW, who are trying to invade it from the weakened armies WW, RPF, and BB?

Leave a comment whether we should defend Tundra from these 3 armies taking advantage of falling armies. We need your opinion before we make a decision.

Note: If we do get involved, NO, we will not be at war with IW, DW, and RFW. We will simply be defending a server.

***Person1233***

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Around 11:30 PM EST, we got bored and decided to invade random chats and have a lot of fun. I got an icon that had the PM lock on it, so it looked like I was PMing people. This caused a lot of confusion, which made it REALLY FUN! We had over 15 people.. We invaded chats for over an hour, until we decided.. to have.. AN OPRAH INVASION! We flooded a chat with 10+ people named Oprah and started saying stuff how Oprah Owns. We got banned immediately, but damn that was fun XD! I only got two pics, the beginning and the end.. Here are some pics:

It was fun, and WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN! OPRAH INVASION!

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Well, we lost.

ACP had around 40 before the battle, we had around 35. It was a pretty even battle in the beginning for army, until I made a stupid move. I was doing a fake retreat, so the Army charged to the Town. When we charged back to the Snow Forts, only 6 Nachos got in, and it was full. So, there were around 20 people in the Snow Forts, IT WAS FULL! I was outraged that CP has full rooms at.. 20 people?! SERIOUSLY! We fell apart when the Navy division went to the Forest to regroup, then would charge back in, but then again it was full. So the Army and Navy divisions were wandering around looking for something to do. The Air Force did the exact same thing, so 3 divisions looking for people to fight. The Snow Forts and Cove were full, and the Mine full as well.

50% of Nachos crashed, the others were wandering around CP, so ACP won.

Here are some pics I got:

I didn’t get any pics of us getting beat badly, because I was busy commanding and trying to gain ground o_O.

Comment if you made this Practice Battle, and I’ll look back on this post, look at the names, and make sure most of you will get promotions. Thanks.

***Person1233***

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Aka Edit:

ROCK N’ ROLL MCDONALDS:

Nachos Log off.

Blue army = Defeated

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