The Nacho Army logged on today for the second battle of Fjord. We maxed around 13 troops. We were unable to defend the server making the server a property of NW. Fjord shall return to the Nacho Empire!

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Well, Thank you WordPress!

WordPress has blocked the xat chat box on their sites. There must be some maintenance problem that they’re working out. Either way, it really screws Club Penguin Armies over with recruiting. It screwed us and ACP over today. Good news is, we got a decent amount of troops on with no pre-recruiting. We started off smaller, but we got bigger as the event went on. Super Edwin surrendered to us at about 3:45. We are now in possession of the Doritos old Capital. This was the crown jewel of their empire. We’re probably gonna burn it to the ground, and rebuild a new Nacho city there. Too many awful memories. The city was abandoned anyway. We had about a max of 17+.

Pictures 😛

Together we stand, divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola Nachos!

Today we battled the Night Warriors on Fjord. We maxed 15 troops. We fought in the Dock, Ski Hill, and Snow Forts. Even though we lost I found it more fun than the slow-pace ACP battles. Read on for pictures!

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Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division logged on to cleanse our safe-chat server, Fiesta! We maxed 18, went from the Cove to the Ski Hill to the Stadium. A citizen of Fiesta was excited to see us after the recent chaos and battles on the server. We ended the event by visiting her igloo. Tactics looked great today, read on for pictures!

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Lets get this straight. Our first loss at March Madness was not a fair loss. Look who our judges were. Our judges were the guys we’re at war with. I don’t understand how that’s a fair loss. It’s not like NW out performed us at the first March Madness battle either. No where at that battle was it a blow out in NW’s favor. Goblin, the CEO of CPAC agreed with me and the other Nachos that it wasn’t a fair loss. He said it wasn’t fair, and he said he’d give all the armies that got fucked/fucked up a chance to prove themselves. He gave a redemption round which we won. Now, a respectable army would have though after we won the redemption round:

“Gee, we’ve got ourselves a good battle here!”

Well, NW clearly didn’t want us in that final. So, we got into our final round battle. They go onto claim we’d have been long dead under their administration in RPF. Well, that’s not true. You guys began to lose that war, and because of it, a shit storm erupted in RPF. You guys got kicked out when we started to win battles, and we won that war fair and square. We won it with concentrated will power and perseverance. The foul play we committed hasn’t been proven, and I even vowed to punish my soldiers if any foul play was proven. None was.

You’re basing “foul play” off of empty claims that we did stuff to you, when we didn’t. You claim we rely on allies, but we don’t. We didn’t ask anyone to declare war on ACP. We gave LT assistance against you guys just like you guys gave ACP assistance against us. We’re not the bad guys here.

The best part is, “If there’s not more than 15 penguins on, then your invasion will be laughed at and ignored.” Well, however many soldiers we get online will gladly piss all over your servers. You can’t make rules up. You’ll be giving us free servers. Fog looks like a nice place to settle too, I’m sure the Nachos will enjoy that server.

You’re here to put us in the grave once and for all? Bring it on, pussies. 

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Hola Nachos! Today we defend our server White house from NW, since it wasn’t 24 hour notice it’s considered a raid. None the less it was a good battle, we were a bit small in the begging but in grew in size towards the end tactics were excellent as always. Next time we can improve on holding tactics and spreading out a bit so we don’t look bunched up together I expect us to be a lot bigger thought the week. Well done Nachos!

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I really hope you guys read this, because it’s actually important. For the first time really in awhile, we’re faced with our greatest threat. Club Penguin Warfare has seen wars fought for freedom and independence before, but this is truly going to be our fighting story.

” We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Nacho Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.” -Sir Winston Churchill 

Guys, The Night Warriors declared war on us about 30 minutes ago. They’re taking a cheap shot at us basically. Don’t feel sorry for yourselves, we knew this war coming. They’re quite salty from the loss they experienced at March Madness. They even had it rigged in their favor. It’s how the game works. They’re pissed they lost, they see we’re at war with their ally, so now they declare war.

They will justify this with the fact that, “Well Nachos took a cheap shot at ACP!!!!” Well, we declared our individual war on ACP and we’ve been fighting them for about 2 weeks now. The Golds and the Water Vikings recently declared war on ACP, and we didn’t at all request them to do that. If they have beef with ACP, I’m cool with that. ACP’s an easy army to have beef with. We didn’t personally plead to WV or the Golds to declare war, they did it on their own accord. Well, now we’re faced with being surrounded on all sides.

What it means to be a Nacho- When you become a Nacho, you sign up to become a goofball, fun loving,brave, tough mother ****** that doesn’t take shit from anyone. It’s time for all of us, mods, members, owners, and leaders alike. Everyone step up.

We are faced with two armies that want to wipe us off the map. Are you going to let them do that?

God bless my soul, but I hope not.

Are we going to take shit from the Night Warriors? No.

Unfortunately, we’re gonna be on the defensive from now on. We have 2 armies that will spam us with invasions 24/7. You guys are fighting for more than yourselves, you’re fighting for your army and you’re fighting for the rest of club penguin warfare.

The second you guys fear them, and the second you guys take them for granted, well guys, losing sucks.

I’m ready, are you?

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola Nachos, 

Today we invaded Bean Bag to regain it from the ACP, after we lost it on March 26th. We faced no opposition so it was an easy win. We tried to get creative with the tactics we could use on a safechat server, and we went from the Town to the Hidden Lake. We maxed 13, read on for pics!

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Hello Nachos! Today we defended our server Christmas. We first started in the Town and pushed ACP back to the Ice Berg where they felt overwhelmed and logged off. This Battle only took 9 minutes.

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