Hola Nachos,
Today we logged on to defend our server Big Surf from the evil ACP, and we only scored 12 on CP, with them scoring a solid 1 on CP.

Read on for more pics of this event!
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Hola Nachos,
Today we logged on to defend our server Big Surf from the evil ACP, and we only scored 12 on CP, with them scoring a solid 1 on CP.

Read on for more pics of this event!
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First, at 3:00 EST time we logged onto the server Ice Age to meet heavy Army of Cute Pony resistance. They afflicted heavy casualties on our first wave of strike forces. As I was trudging my way up the Ice Berg, I saw a poor fellow Nacho named “Fernan1207” get his head blown off. Us surviving Nachos who made it to the Ice Berg set up a defensive line. The Army of Cute Ponies attempted to sit on us to crush our spirits, but were unsuccessful. The Army of Cute Ponies pulled out of the server at 3:19 EST giving us the victory. It seems I saw UMA mercenaries attend the event, or better known as multilogs. This however, was not proven.
Barely having the strength to continue, an army of fuzzy bunny squadron Nachos dropped into the enemy territory of Christmas (how convenient on Easter). We met no resistance, and paraded ourselves across the town, mall, and the puffle wild. Between the two events, we maxed about 12 and 16 soldiers. The Army of Cute Ponies has more invasions planned against us, dig in lads. This is gonna be a rough couple of days.
This demonstrated special Nacho strength based on the attendance of the event despite it being Easter. Well done, lads.
Pictures:
Ice Age:







Christmas









Together we stand, divided we fall
/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\
****Nacho leader****

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A big huge Happy Easter! to all the Nachos. Easter is one of my favorite times of the year because it is the one day where it is acceptable to stuff your face with chocolate. You could have chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Anyway nachos make sure to spend time with your loved ones, stuff your face with chocolate/easter eggs, and have a very Happy Easter!


Kevin edit: Enjoy this angry bunny!

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Hola Nachos!
Today the US Division had 3 events, but I’m putting them all in one post. We defended two servers successfully but lost one. Continue reading for results and pictures. Continue reading
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Today is a big day in history for the Nachos. I, Kevin B. Batman III, one of the three good generals of the Nacho Army proclaim the second Reich of the Holy Nachonnian Empire.
The first Reich of the Holy Nachonnian Empire was proclaimed by Emperor Shivertoe2 back in November-December 2014 when the Division of ϟϟ/Special Services was united with the Nacho Army to form one single governing Nachonnian Empire. That single governing body was purposely torn apart for the greater good by Talex831 and Shivertoe2. It became the independent Republic of Shiver.
Since the Army of Cute Ponies spammed us with 18 Austrailian-Asian invasions that we don’t have the man power to attend, we’ll be using our SS division to cleanse those servers. F*ck me, Army of Cute Ponies. The Army of Cute Ponies is spamming us with Ausia invasions because of their in capabilities to fight us with their (as Trader claims) powerful and destructive US/UK divisions.
SS officers:
Succeeding Shivertoe2 as Fuhrer of the SS will be me, B Batman3.
Succeeding Talex831 as Kaiser of the Reich will be Fluffy9404.
The protocol for being SS is that you will be hand selected by the leaders. You will be bolded on the ranks page if you meet the requirements to the SS. The uniform for the SS will be regular Nacho uniform with black as the color.
Heil the Second Reich!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\
****Nacho Leader****
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Hola Nachos!
Today we logged on to Klondike for a 3-way battle with the Ice Hounds and Night Rebels for chance to get to the Finals and WON! To be honest, I was expecting the battle to be a lot harder after hearing that ACP and NW would help NR. But it turned out they didn’t, and Dominus helped us instead of having the Ice Hounds log on themselves. We gathered at the Beach, where we maxed 30 and were bot raided. The first room was the Cove, and we quickly took advantage of the room and set up an upside-down T. We then moved into a wall. The second room was the Iceberg, where we made an X, and a double line across formation. We maxed 30, out-sizing NR, and tactics looked excellent. We won the battle in a 4-1 vote! Also, Good-Luck Puck (Puckley) was in attendance (so was Zippy500, though apparently it’s not the real Zippy)! Fantastic job Nachos! Make sure to attend the Finals next weekend!

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Hola Nachos,
Tomorrow, on the 26th March 2016, we will have to be going up against the Night Rebels and the Ice Hounds both together at the same time because of last week’s loss. This may have been mostly because of some of CPAC’s judges also being in ACP, meaning they unfairly judged us in order to get their own way with us, but let’s not get too angry about that and actually start f**king recruiting so we win because this time it WILL be twice as hard and we can only do this if all of us are trying. We will not lose March Madness in the 2nd round or even in the semi-finals this time. We will go all the way and put everything on the line for this tournament, and even if it kills us, we will go out in pride, knowing we didn’t slack off.
Also, ACP, as shown in Stone’s post are now trying to mess with us again by thinking they can just post 18 F***ING invasions in 4 days, but we will not stand for this or any of theirs and CPAC’s bias. We will not let them mess with us like that, even if they have to be taken out.
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ALL HAIL NACHONNIA.


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Hola Nachos!
Today our UK division logged on to invade Snowbound. We maxed around 25+ and averaged around 22+ this was a good performance by our UK division now onto the pics:


















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