Hola Nachos,

From tonight to tomorrows training you should be patroling our servers.  After you patrol, be sure to report it to the Patrol Page by clicking here. Patroling will help your chances with getting a promotion.

Also, I don’t know about you, but Blizzard hasn’t worked for a long time for me. Owners, if we could meet some time we could discuss what we should do with the server. Tomorrow before or after training maybe?

~*Pie1530*

p.s. I know this is short, but sometimes shorter posts are better. This is what they always did back in this so-called “golden age”. Expect more short posts like this for informational reasons.

p.s.s. Remember to read the posts below.

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❗ Nachos report to Fjord Server and Chat for patrol at  7 PM EST,6PM CST 5 PM MST, 4 PM PST

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Click the link below to go to Nacho Chat

http://xat.com/thenachoarmyofcp

Hey Nachos we have alot of events coming so you must read below to see them all. I want you all to try your hardest to make all these because alot of people think we do not deserve our spot. December is a big month and it kind of a sign of how we’ll do in 2011. So lets get an epic rise and get #1.  Beginning of the year is always a rise for Nachos it seems so we’ll be even bigger! Here’s all of our events coming up.

EVENT 1

What:Recruiting/Training

When:December 1st 2010 (Wednesday)

Where:Caribou Server

Times:

7PM EST

6PM CST

5PM MST

4PM PST

12AM UK (Sorry we’re working on schedualing more UK friendly events soon :))

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EVENT 2

What:World War For Fun (WWFF)

When:December 4th 2010 (Saturday)

Where:Outback Server,All Over

Times:

2PM EST

1PM CST

12PM MST

11AM PST

7PM GMT

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EVENT 3

What: Practice Battle With WW

When:December 5th (Sunday)

Where:Snowbound Server

Times:

3:30PM EST

2:30PM CST

1:30PM MST

12:30PM PST

 8:30PM UK

Here’s how the medals will work:

1-5 troops = 0 medals
6-10 troops = 1 medal
11-18 troops = 2 medals
19-25 troops = 3 medals
26-35 troops = 4 medals
35-40 troops = 5 medals
40+ troops = 6 medals

Comment if you can make it!

~Tan

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Wolfie: Hey guys, I just wanted to give an honorary award to a special person. Ads354 receives the Nachito award for “Owner of the Year.” Ads, buddy, I think I speak for everyone when I say that you deserve this award. You were an excellent leader back in the beginning of this year. You always knew and probably still know what to do. You were, are, and always will be a legend to me.

Hey guys! I know I just did a post, but I had to do this one. I was talking about an idea to Tan. Some kind of awards show, except Nacho style. They are called “The Nachito Awards.” Basically almost like the Academy Awards, but instead of giving awards to movies, we give awards to Nacho soldiers. I was already thinking of some award categories. Here they are:

1. Nacho of the Year

2. Leader of the Year

3. Noob of the Year

4. Catchphrase of the Year

5. Win of the Year

5. Fail of the Year

7. Soldier of the Year

8. Retiree of the Year (New One) (all the ones below this are new)

9. Worst Owner of the Year (New one)

10. Mod of the Year

11. Perv of the Year

12. Female soldier of the year

13. Friendliest Owner Rank of the Year

Those are the only categories I’ve thought of so far. Anyone got any suggestions for new categories? If you do, please leave them in the comments, and I will consider them. I am sure that there are plenty of good categories I’m not thinking of.

~Keep Pwning                         -Wolfie1215

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Hola Nachos! I know you guys are probably a little bummed out about the swearing being banned, but it’s not the end of the world. You don’t need to curse in every single sentence. It doesn’t make you look cool, it makes you look like you have anger issues.  Not only is swearing being banned, but anyone talking about sexual acts and stuff of that matter (SHAD) is also censored. Don’t go on chat and randomly say ” I like your t!t$ Al****” I don’t want new troops thinking that we are sexual predators craving fresh new prey. And this doesn’t go just for members, mods and owners, this goes for you as well. Just because you’re a higher rank, doesn’t mean you have the privelege to do these things. You should be doing the opposite, and helping people learn that this is not allowed. We are not doing this to ruin the fun of the Nacho chat. We are doing this to get new recruits and not to scare them away. ACP doesn’t allow cursing, and look at them. 70+ troops at every event. If we want to be like ACP or NW and have a plentitude of troops at events, then this is a small stepping stone in the path towards domination. Eventually, we will get troops, they will see how nice and friendly we are, and would actually ENJOY coming to chat.  And don’t act disrespectfully on chat. If you’re going to argue with someone, handle it in a mature manner. And if things heat up, take it to PC. I’m pretty sure no one wants to see your business. This is for the better of the army guys. We will become huge again, but not only with banning swearing, but also listening to leaders and participating, and not to be AFK on chat. If an event occurs, we are to be swift and precise. If someone gives you a command, you are to execute it in 5-7 seconds tops. You see ACP with their hundreds of soldiers, and you’d think that it would take them forever to do a command. They are rather fast for an army their size. I want the Nachos to become like the ACP, except a cooler version 8-). We will grow, and we will conquer.

~Keep Pwning             -Wolfie1215

77: you can still swear in a different language.

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Hola Nachos,

Since the month of December and the new year is coming to soon, we need to bolster our numbers for the upcoming months. If you’ve read up on CPAC, you should have seen some talk on the years end tournament. This year, we are at a great 1-0 in tournaments, and in that tournament we had the best numbers possibly ever (Other than a few of Person’s battles). So, why not make it a perfect 2-0? In order to accomplish the ultimate goal, we are going to have to be almost as perfect- if not better -than the Legends Cup. We’re going to have to stay tough physicaly (On the battlefield) and mentally. Staying focused is key. But the most important thing is to never doubt. Did anybody think we would overcome ACP, NW, and IW in the same week after a bad performance against WW? No. But we did it. And it was remarkable.

So, the month of December is one of, if not, the most important month of the year. After this, we have a fresh start in 2011, when anything can happen. So, why not leave 2010 off with a bang, like we did back in August. We have been #1 this year multiple times, which is great, and we were never out of the top 5, the lowest being 5th (unfortunately, in my reign =|). I was told that the Nachos would be dead by now, but we stuck through it, and had a great year.

So, in preparation for the upcoming month, we are going to start off December recruiting. Our goal is to have 25-40 troops the whole time. Remember that with good training comes great reward.

WHAT: Recruiting
WHEN: Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
WHY: To start off December with a bang!
WHERE: Caribou, Town
TIMES: 7:00 PM EST, 6:00 PM CST, 5:00 PM MST, 4:00 PM PST, 12:00 AM UK (Sorry, tell your leader to schedule more events. :|)
Reward:
1-5 troops = 0 medals 😡
6-10 troops = 1 medal 😳
11-18 troops = 2 medals 😦
19-25 troops = 3 medals 😐
26-35 troops = 4 medals 🙂
35-40 troops = 5 medals 😀
40+ troops = 6 medals

(I’d like for the leaders to use this medals system for now on.)

Comment if you can make it, and your thoughts on the month of December!

~*Pie1530*

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Pie: Not all swears get censored. It’s ridiculous that everyone is raging because we said no more swearing. And the Nachos don’t just swear, we are obscene and look like fools. This isn’t only for the troops, it is for the overall welfare of the army.

Zayer: If you don’t like swearing, you can censor them, you can open a new window, or you can realize it’s part of life, and you’re going to hear it. Our veterans had to leave because of it? Ok, sure, when someone goes off and spams swears like crazy, that’s one thing, which was breaking the rule “no excessive” cursing. Didn’t happen again did it? Seriously, it’s a part of the nachos to have free speech, and it’s not taking care of the problem- if you dont want recruits to leave, then you should ban people when they insult recruits, not when they go “damnit”. Not to mention, while you say you don’t want recruits to leave, people constantly post pornographic content and other innapropriate pictures, videos, and say innapropriate things- all things that could drive away new recruits (jokers picture 😆 ) so i say we rethink it and vote.

Pie edit: Guys, the swearing has to end. Not only are the new recruits leaving, our veterans have had to leave because of it. If you are on chat and your parent(s) come over, you are screwed. So, swearing is off for now.

Ok, so i was debating this topic with joker, but he didn’t seem to hear what i was saying. Here is the idea of no swearing, and here’s why it will or will not work.

• Swearing is banned on chat, when a new recruit comes on
• Help make the chat more “kid friendly”
• less recruits will be insulted and leave

So, those are the main ideas of banned swearing on chat. Here’s my thoughts on it…

• If a new recruit comes on, what if we dont realize and continue swearing
• what if a new recruit comes on, and no one listens to the rule? will you ban the whole chat?
• even without swears, people will still insult recruits and make them want to leave.
• many swears are made in general “what the f***, holy sh*t”  yet these will also count when new recruits are on

To give an example, in the 1920s in America, they banned alcohol, also known as prohibition. Hoping to decrease crime, accidents that occur while under the influence ect. it backfired, and crime increased over 50% in major cities, because mafias were introduced, as more and more people simply smuggled beer in, beer became a valued item in America, so people fought to sell it. Same principle applies here, we ban swearing, people simply swear when no owners are on, say insults without swearing, and ultimately cause more fighting when owners tell them to knock it off, and they aren’t breaking the rules.

Lastly, WE ARE A REPUBLIC/DEMOCRACY, ARE WE NOT? If we aren’t, then leaders please correct me. If we are, then should we not VOTE 😆 ill let the leaders figure that one out 😉

=Zayer=

shoutout to folay- 

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Hey Nachos its Tan. Well as most of you know we had a Mass Recruitment all week last week and I would like to say that it was pretty successful. Throughout the whole thing we gained about 30 recruits. There is one thing I would like to say to the new recruits.

WELCOME TO THE NACHO ARMY!

So anyway remember that if you made every recruiting schedualed…

Members=Triple Promo

Mods=One Promo

Now to figure out who made all these events I need everyone who made all of the recruiting to comment on this post and we’ll have your promotions up soon :D.

Now to the pictures/summaries of every day of recruiting.

Day 1

Day one was probably one of if not our best day of recruiting. We logged onto the server Cloudy and had numbers up to 40+! We also had just enough to circle the iceburg.

Overall Grade…A-

Tactics could have been better but still good numbers!

Day 2

We had alright numbers of about 25 and maxing 30. Good tactics then CP crashed and we lost alot of recruits/rouges we had which dropped us to about 20.

Overall Grade..B+

Day 3:

Day 3 was our worst day. We averaged 10-15 and didnt listen to well.. I dont know what the deal was maybe because of Thanksgiving?

Overall grade..D+

(No pictures available)

Day 4:

Alright recruiting day! Averaged 25-33 max. Had great tactics and alright numbers!

Overall grade..A-

Day 5:

We had no recruiting due to thankgiving! 😀

(No pictures available)

Day 6:

We were smal at the biginning but then gradually grew to 25. We had the biggest chat of all week with about 35. Alright tactics also.

Overall Grade..B+

Day 7

Day 7 (Our last day) was pretty good. I wasnt able to be there through alot of it so I only managed to get one picture. From what I heard we had alright numbers and tactics.

Overall Grade..B+

And those were our results this week. I think we may have some more things similar to this in the future.

Remember if you made ALL of them than comment this post with your penguin name and rank.

~Tan

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                         Hola my fellow Nachos, Nacho chat has officially banned cussing, and any inappropriate stuff from chat . Oh really? =O

           (penguin told me to put that their xD)

          Ok back to the chat situation, yes we are banning cussing from chat making it child friendly. So we can hopefully gain more recruits and we won’t scare them away O_O. Although some of you might quit due to banning cussing from chat, but don’t worry because I made another chat for you people who love to cuss ^__________^. So now we hopefully will gain recruits from banning cussing, and we won’t loose any troops due to the banning of cussing, but if you’re going to be on the non-child friendly chat you must be on the child friendly chat as well. I don’t want the normal chat just to day because it banned cussing, and during an unscheduled and scheduled event it will be held in the normal chat (child friendly chat) and everyone will be banned from the non-child friendly chat during the event and then everyone will be unbanned after the event is over.

Here are the chats 

Child friendly chat:

xat.com/thenachoarmyofcp

Non-child friendly chat 

xat.com/nachoarmydirtyversion

 I hope this will make us grow and not loose any troops.

~Joker

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Edit: Read about recruiting Wednesday here

Edit:Read about the banning of cussing on chat here and here

Hello Nachos,

Since nothing good is going on, I think it would be appropriate to have a World War For Fun. If you have some mental disability and can’t assume what this is from the title, a WWFF is a fake World War. There are 2 teams, consisting with 8 armies (The top 8). This is supposed to be fun, and I will declare the winner, so don’t be pissed if you lose, or don’t call me biased. All armies must provide pictures on their website. Here are the armies invited (an owner rank must accept the invitation first, if a leader would like to withdraw, PC me on chat. Comment with your army name saying that you will be showing up) :

ACP (Accepted by Bob)

Nachos (Accepted by ME)

NW

TG

IW

UMA
RFW(Accepted by Pring)
WW

I tried to make the teams as fair as possible. Here they are:

Team ACP: ACP, IW, TG, WW
Team NW: NW, Nachos, UMA, RFW

Each army is individually fighting, so you are not bunching up together trying to become one mass force. Fight any army from the opposite team, I could care less. This is ment to be something so we can evaluate how big these armies are. I also want to see a good old World War. Here is the rest of the information for the battle:

Who: Team ACP vs. Team NW
WHEN: Saturday, December 4th, 2010
WHERE: Outback, EVERYWHERE
Times: 2:00 PM EST, 1:00 PM CST, 12:00 PM MST, 11:00 AM PST, 7:00 PM GMT

I would also like to shout something out to NW and ACP. If you guys get ultra-huge, would you mind possibly splitting up into your divisions,  just so we can actually fight. Remember, this won’t affect your status of winning, because splitting into two teams is really good for your team. I’ll PC the leaders if I see this problem.

Owner ranks, remember to comment!!

~*Pie1530*

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Nathancool1: Remember the N.E.D recruitment that starts on Monday, click here for the details

After helping UMA on Mittens and Walrus today, UMA asked us to help with the invasion of the server Snow Board.

We happily agreed to help.

After all, what else do we have to do but be perverted on Chat?

Invasion of Snow Board

TODAY

3:00 EST

2:00 CST

1:00 MST

12:00 PST

8:00 UK

Together we will pwn with UMA

Sorry for the short notice!

I will not be there.

-Pwn

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