Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Soldiers of the Nacho Empire:

The hour of battle will soon be upon us to determine who deserves to be crowned the title of champion. Only the faster and more tactical army will emerge victorious on this day and be able to reap the eternal glory and joy of such an achievement. Let it be known that this opportunity is well within our reach here today, for we are trained and well-prepared for this very moment. Upon the weeks of hard work and dedication that we have all put into this army, this is the time where all of that will undoubtedly pay off. The sacrifices that we have put in will be redeemed, and the struggles that have befell this army will  finally come to an end. What awaits for us on the other side is something greater than you ever know, and those unyielding benefits are right there within our grasp today.

Victory is there before us, and we will not miss out on such an opportunity on this day. The full focus of each and every one of you is crucial to the success of today’s battle. We must be quick and responsive throughout as we have only forty-five minutes of our time to prove our superiority. Cooperation is key in being uniform, so have faith your abilities and your fellow soldiers as this is what will what carry us onward. Have full confidence when charging into battle know that we are the more experienced and better army on the battlefield today. This does not mean our opponent will go down without fight, for they are strong in size and strength. For that reason, we must give every second our full effort and fight together until the very end. Nothing stands between us when we’re at our best and with our resilient nature, we will find victory! Stand with me, stand with your fellow soldiers, and fight for that eternal glory on this day!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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