Vires et honestas

So, the Rebel Penguin Federation scheduled 3 AUSIA invasions on us last night, because they’re incapable of fighting us at regular times now. RPF’s Ausia has devestated us this war. We can’t very well cover that ground, because we don’t have AUSIA soldiers. Even if we did have AUSIA soldiers, the matter of the fact is, they’d most likely be in school at the time of RPF’s invasions. For example, an invasion at 1:30 in the morning EST would equate to the hours of the AUSIA school day. Katniss is in school and doesn’t get home until about what would be our 4:30 in the morning. Well, we knew this would be a good place to shut RPF the fuck up, and stop them in their tracks. A brave platoon of Nacho soldiers attended all three of these invasions, and RPF didn’t show up to one of them. We beat them at their own game, now it’s time to win at both their game and ours. It’s time to turn this around.

We’ve beaten RPF in three wars before this. We’re going to do it again. They claim to have never lost, but they lost a grand total of three times. RPF may have beaten us at some battles, but they haven’t beaten us in war.

War 1: RPF loses. We take Sleet/Parka.

Well, RPF fucked with us again. The second war, we didn’t take much.

War 2:

Well, RPF fucked with us again. This time, we declared war on them.

War 3:

RPF still…wanted…to…fuck…with…us…after…this…war.

 

I’ve come to the conclusion that the following Batman quote might explain some stuff:

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just wanna watch the world burn.”

RPF isn’t honorable enough to show up their own battles.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

~Vires et honestas~

One Response

  1. We’ve got to beat them!really sorry I can’t attend guys…

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