Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
So I looked at the map this morning expecting to see at least some orange conquest. Literally, we barely conquered shit. This whole server level bullshit is retarded. If Hitler’s army marched onto Moscow, the battle wouldn’t be determined on the city’s level of importance as a final deciding factor. Maybe the cities importance would determine the amount of troops stationed there. But the final outcome wouldn’t be decided based on the cities importance. It’s just stupid.
We’re fighting RPF and a map run by RPF. It’s just stupid.
Yeah yo, RPF superiority.
Alright man, Server level.
We did better at Fjord, but server level determines everything now.
Alright, so we maxed like 12 at most on Mullet, and it was A GREAT EVENT. LIKE WE TOTALLY DOMINATED RPF. THERES NO QUESTION THAT WE KEEP THE SERVER. LIKE MULLET DUDE. IT WAS LIT. We lost. We have a great UK, the US needs to pick it up. This post is 100% serious.
HERES A PIC OF US
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HERES ANOTHER PIC OF US
SHIT DUDE THATS AR
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THERE WE GO, I MEAN LOOK AT THAT DOMINATION ITS UNBEATABLE!
NOW HERE ARE PICS OF LEGITIMATE SURRENDER FROM THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE RPF.
I could only get a hold of Elmikey.
We lost guys. Gg. I hope this post made you cringe. Happy trails partners.
We won on White House with no show by RPF. They somehow believe its invalid even though we gave 24 notice. We only have 3 invasions today. So theres no reason it isnt invalid lmfao. Must be real hard for you to understand RPF ❤ Maxed 21. They claimed this shit wasn’t valid, but shit below will prove it was.
After that hurrah, we logged onto Aurora for an epic defense maxing out at 25+ soldiers. We successfully defended the server, and the Nacho Army was no where near tired. We proceeded to liberate our capital server, Fjord. Fjord was an easy battle. RPF was tired, but the will of the Nacho Army kept us strong. We liberated Fjord, and moved onto re-invade Sasquatch. Our soldiers paraded through shooting any RPF stragglers they saw. Of course bots showed up to Sasquatch, where RPF wasn’t doing well. Some of the bots were even RPF oriented penguins. It further proves our theory that they raid when they don’t do well to get the battle called off. We held a consistent 25 at these battles.
Things I learned about these battles:
Know who your friends are, because WV completely abandoned us.
Stone523 is a complete tank at leading. Going for like 2 hours straight leading our forces to destroy anything in the army’s path.
RPF stand no chance against the unbreakable will of the Nacho Army.
Edit: The Doritos have betrayed the alliance and now ally themselves with RPF. This causes no trouble though, as DCP were the weakest in the group to begin with. We will not falter, you will be defeated RPF. Long Live Nachonnia
✭ ✭ ✭WORLD WAR HAS BEGUN✭ ✭ ✭
All Hail Our Glorious Empire of Nachonnia!
-TOTAL WAR BREAKS OUT IN WORLD MAPS RIGHT CONTINENT-
Ya boi Stone took his talents to Downtown Blizzard and put on a show. So watch my music video (with sound). Fun fact: The entire rap shows on CP. AYEEEEEEEE
Today we logged onto Klondike for the semi-finals of the Legends Cup. Basically, we dominated the first room change at the mineshack. We got into our X formation and did well with it. In a very shitty way, 5 minutes into the battle, there was a room change to the dojo. I ordered a + formation which wasn’t possible in the room. For the first part of the room, we dominated. A room change was about to be ordered, but WV was informed of it in a black market type of thing. After that, we had three more room changes that were completely terrible. The battle went to utter shit, and there was no declared winner. We were kinda cheated out of a victory. There is a rematch next weekend that as of now we’ve accepted.
Nachos, I understand you’re angry. But we can’t quit. Don’t you wanna fuck RPF in more ways than just this war? Don’t you want to beat them down in every way possible. The rematch is the key to that door. We have a week to think and to clear our heads. Pictures:
Promotions are coming, anyone who wants to add pics feel free.
Very short defense of Big Snow from Lime Green Army. They were online in Stadium, although they logged off without even encountering and battling us in the Town. Invaders follow Defenders. The Nachos retain Big Snow.
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