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nachos are objectively better than rpf

welcome to the shitpost of the year


because you were spying

weird concept, i mean we’ve been doing armies since 2006 and searching for spies ever since. its part of the game and you spying on us is proof spies need to be rooted out

thats why rpf has the lowest retention rate of any army outside of light troops and why the main source of recruits for armies are disenfranchised rpf troops who realize being told what to do by 8 different leaders and battles every two hours is not how they want to spend their day


nice appeal to humanity, the good vs evil thing never gets old with you guys does it

im glad you chose cent of all people to recognize the thousands of nachos that have joined throughout the years. a permanent moderator rather than any ownership, but lets get going since ive got a lot to pick through and i gotta run to the store in a few minutes

you’re really educating your soldiers when you tell them they will never really lead the army due to the legends that refuse to stay out of the army, but i’ll let you continue to beat your meat to your army because its fun to see how much you have to fool yourself of the burning building you willingly go into when you join rpf.

also cent said nothing wrong and we whole-heartedly approve his message.

are you making this post for people who play in armies or is mom and dad typing this for you

another appeal to good and evil. by the way i like this plan, good job cent!

you cant rape the willing, i guess

nothing wrong here

the only army to never shut down since its inception in 2006 on the miniclip forums, the nacho army of club penguin. if you leave the army because you were threatened or your feelings were hurt then i’ll fuck you in half.



all i got out of reading this was an analogy that “you should never get a girlfriend if you can suck your own dick”

you’re right, i don’t know you, but now i know that you will do anything to get attention for no reward and you’ll keep doing it over and over doing the same dance you’ve done a million times before.

“in case you have the desire to know more about me to become my friend or of some sort, or just simply are wanting to know me-”

no one is interested. you’re just another rpf mouthpiece and before this community dies you’ll hop to another army the moment the opportunity opens up for you.

i’ll post more when i get more material to work with


3 Responses

  1. “no one is interested. you’re just another rpf mouthpiece and before this community dies you’ll hop to another army the moment the opportunity opens up for you.”

    LOL… Jason is one of the most loyal people in this community. Every RPF soldier’s loyalty is beyond limits. Jason is also 11-12 y/o, and has the brain of a fully grown man. If you’re going to write a whole post about somebody, don’t attack Jason, you’ll come off as stupid.

  2. god forbid someone gets their feelings hurt by joining the nacho army

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