CLERB PENGIN HEADCANUN

GUYS I MADE A CLUB PENGUIN HEAAADDCNANON RESPECT IT OR DIEEEEE:

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ELM IS A TRANSGIRL WITHOUT GENDER DYSPHORIA WHO HAAAATTEEEESSS THE CIS!!!!!!!! SHE HAS VITILIGO BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH ORIGINAL OCS HAVE VITILGO #REPRESENTATIONNN!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VITILIGO BUT SHE HAS IT BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE OPPRESSIVE SHITLORDS!!!!!! SHE IS ALSO TRANSGENDER FOR THE SAME REASSON CIS PEOPLE ARE SO LAME AND BORING AND EVIL EVIL EVIL KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UWUWUWUUWUWUW

SHE IS INCREDIBLY HOMOSAPIAN SEXUAL. AGAIN STRAIGTS ARE SO BAD SO SHE IS A GAY. HER TRIGGERS ARE THE NACHOS AND THE THUGS SO WHENEVER SHE HEARS THOSE WORDS SHE GOES INTO MAXIMUM OVERTRIGGER AND CRIES IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELMIKEY IS IN THE SHOPLIFITING FANDOM AND IF YOU DON’T RESPECT THAT YOU R A DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ELMIKEYPHOBE

Well now that I’ve given myself a terminal illness, that’s enough shitposting for the day.

And before someone gets pissed, I’m poking fun at RPF and a very specific subcategory of people who like to pull this shit.

 

3 Responses

  1. bruh

  2. um ok then

  3. Lmao

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