Hey Chrisi here. Today we faced off against the Golds in the town. While we certainly paved the streets gold, and had a decent size of at max 15, we could have performed slightly better in my opinion. Tactics were a tad slow from some people. Please make sure that you perform tactics as soon as they are given on chat! We should aim for everyone to do simple tactics within 3 seconds of them being given. Other than that, I’m quite pleased with the event, and thank you to everyone who came! Just make sure to take on board my slight criticisms! Now, if there’s anything else significant that occurred, Laoise shall be adding to this post.

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With the changes in leadership we’re going to build ourselves up to be as big as we can possibly be. I have high hopes and expectations. Please try to come to as many events as possible. I’ve tried to limit the amount of events so we don’t burn ourselves out, while having enough that we still actually are having plenty of events. Our goal this week is to reach over 25.

Please note, I would like to begin having regular unscheduled events.

[And if any army would like to organise a PB with us, feel free]

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Sunday, 11th January:

[US] Recruiting and Tactics 101

Server: To be decided on Xat

Time:

8:00pm EST

7:00pm CST

6:00pm MST

5:00pm PST

1:00am GMT [UK]

»GOAL 15 NACHOS«

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While the war with ACP is over, we didn’t post the results of the invasion that took place at an earlier time that the Invasion of Breeze, I believe it was an invasion of Cloudy?

We had to swap servers though because CP was glitching very badly, no one’s emotes or text was showing up.

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

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With the changes in leadership, we figured it would be best to become neutral in this war to stabilise, however, we wanted to do so in a way that did not screw over our friends in The Resistance. Hence why in our treaty, neither the Nachos nor ACP can fight for their respective alliances, unless defending a server. Although if they continue to be invaded for 5 days then they may launch their own invasions. This effectively eliminates ACP from the war if The Resistance takes the opportunity to cease their current attacks against ACP. We strongly urge that they do so.

We hope that we have became neutral in such a way in which all parties are happy, the Nachos, ACP, The Resistance and The Grand Alliance.

Thank you.

-Chrisi Blule

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So, the other day this post was posted on CPAC, here is a link. It was written by the controversial Waterkid100. Within the post Waterkid questioned the state of armies in 2012, and how it relates to their current situation. In my personal opinion, armies were not in dire straits in 2012. Or at least from a Nacho perspective, we were the most dominant army of the year.

Waterkid then proceeded to label armies as ‘Good guys’, ‘Bad guys’ and ‘Neutral[s]’.  The idea of labelling armies any of these is something that could be considered almost impossible. However, imaging that it was possible, it presents us with a large amount of disappointment and anger in Waterkids’ opinion on where we stand in our morals. Waterkid labelled us a one of the ‘bad guys’. I can  only disagree.

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(I’ll make a Weekly Poll post when I can think of a poll *hint* give me some polls to do, I’ve exhausted my mind for them *hint*)

HOLA, so for last week’s winner….

Legofan

Again.

That’s 2 points to Lego.

You guys need to catch up now. (But well done to Lego ;D)

The man’s life was worth $399,000. He is called Ian Usher, and when his wife left him in 2008, heartbroken, he auctioned his life off on ebay. His house, car, possessions and even his friends.

Camperjohn64, our dear leader, was almost right with “his virginity”.

Now for this week’s item;

Remember, all currencies are encouraged.

How much is this paper clip worth?

Thanks

-Chrisi Blule

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And now, for the winner of last week’s How Much competition…. it is ….

LEGOFAN 

Congratulations Legofan, you win my eternal respect. [And one point on the leaderboard]

The iPod Dock, [here] is the largest of its kind in the world, and is worth $30,000 USD. 

It is with great regret that I must say that our glorious leader [all hail], Vonchiefer was the furthest out, with an answer of ‘a [CENSORED!!!1!!!1!] billion Disney dollars’, which according to some site, is the equivalent of 3 billion USD, making Vonchiefer a [CENSORED] long way off.

Now, for this weeks’;

How much did this man sell his life for?

And remember, all currencies are encouraged.

Thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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Vonchiefer Update: Added a picture. R.I.P the phrase ‘Viva Los Nachos’

Today is a sad day my friends, I shall show you what happens when you type ”Viva Los Nachos” on Club Penguin;

Nothing.

I would post an actual picture, but the truth is too sad. The answer is nothing, the iconic phase ”Viva Los Nachos” has been trapped in the slimy clutches of the CP filters. This is truly a sad day, and will forever become a day of Nacho Mourning, the day  Disney decided to destroy one of our favourite tactics, a tactic revered just as much as the legendary ‘war faces’.

Now, allow us to remember our dear friend.

Viva Los Nachos.

~Chrisi Blule

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I couldn’t think of a question for the “Weekly” poll, so I’ll revive this post thing that Wolfie did not too far back, it’s based on some American TV show that I’ve never watched, and don’t plan to watch, I believe.

Basically make a comment with how much you think the item in the picture is worth, the person with the closest guess wins. All currencies welcome, (now defunct) Zimbabwean Dollars encouraged. 

So, how much is this item worth:

Thanks!

-Chrisi Blule

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