Hello, today Nachos, we logged onto our beloved server of Fjord, to fight against the Ice Warriors, I was expecting yet another disappointing event, however, I was pleasantly surprised, we maxed 14, and had around 10-13 for most of the event. We first logged on at the Forts for pre-battle tactics, before bombing the Ice Warriors in the town, where we fought for awhile, IW then retreated to the Stadium, where we continued to attack them. This event was certainly a victory for the Nachos.  This event went well, considering our events over the past 2 weeks, and it proves that we will pull ourselves out of this slump, because we are arguably the greatest army to ever been a part of this community.

Size: 7/10: Now, under normal circumstances, this would be a poor size, but for the time being this is a pretty good size, and we’ll definitely expand upon it, so that we are getting 30+ troops consistently again, which is our biggest goal.

Tactics: 9/10: Very little to fault in the tactics, maybe just tighten things up a little bit; make sure you’re in the line, and always perform tactics as soon as they are given on Xat.

Thank you!

~Chrisi Blule

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Fun fact, I’ve been doing these since 2012, and I still haven’t reached a year’s worth of polls yet, oops.

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So, as some of you may know, we’ve fallen from the CPAC Top 10. Honestly, it doesn’t particular matter too much, sure it’s nice and all to be in the Top 10, but we’ve had an ok week, and I wouldn’t necessarily call it a “fall”, more, a bit of a decline, but we’ll follow that up with a sharp incline, with your efforts.

The first thing I’d like to clarify, is that we haven’t done completely awfully, maxing 18 at the event on Saturday, it’s just that we have not been as consistent as other armies, this is something that needs to change. Please, try your best to come to events, they only usually take half an hour, it’s really not going to distract you from your homework/studying/social life, and of course, coming to events earns you promotions, makes the army more fun, thus causes more people to join, and therefore, in general, makes our Xat remain extremely fun. We’ve been getting good sizes on our chat regularly, and that’s with minimal retirees, it’s just we need to make sure that we keep those high chat sizes during events, so we have a lot of people logging on, don’t be lazy, that kills armies, make sure to log on.

Secondly, when school begins, armies tend to suffer a drop in performance, however, many of the armies above us in the Top 10 have attempted to counteract with furious recruiting. And we should be doing that too, if you’d like to help recruit (which increases your chance of promotions exponentially, then PC an owner on chat, for information on how to!)

Finally, just to reiterate, if you want this army to be as fun as possible, make sure to come to events, and on our xat as much as you possibly can! Even just half an hour a day will make a huge difference!

Oh, and make sure to pay attention to tactics when we go on CP ;D

In conclusion;

Our goals:

• Get back into the Top 10, and reach top 3
• Regularly get 30+ on CP
• Defeat Doritos
• Remain the best at tactics.

Thanks.

~Chrisi Blule

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Today we logged on the colourful server of Rainbow, and it took it from the ever absent DCP.  We maxed 13, and averaged 12. Which is quite good for a Euro event, and gives us foundations to work on. [It’s considered a UK event, because most Americans are back in school]. We tried a few more advanced tactics today, and I was pleased with how they were pulled off, they’ll work very well in an event against actual opponents.

Size: [6/10]: I was happy with the size considering that it was a UK event, and most people have went back to school, however, we still need to continue to improve on it, so make sure to come to as many events as you possible can do.

Tactics: [8/10]: They were a little off towards the start of the event, but we pulled off a tactics that we’ve never done before, so well done.

Thanks to everyone who came

-Chrisi Blule

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Today, we had an incredibly hard fought battle against the dreaded Doritos, I’m so surprised that we won, thus taking Oyster as our own, they maxed a whole 0, while we maxed and  averaged 15 [because we had 15 basically throughout this battle]. We started in the Town, where we suspected a Doritos ambush, as they were no where to be seen. Naturally, we waited, expecting this ambush, and the slaughter of many of our troops, alas, it did not come, and we marched through their server.

Just to clarify, since DCP don’t understand sarcasm, we weren’t expecting them to show up, and we therefore were not  expecting an ambush.

This event was a bit of an improvement on some of our events this week, hopefully, once everyone has settled into school, we can work on our sizes more, in preparation for the inevitable harsh winter.

Size: [4/10]: 15 throughout the battle, it’s not absolutely awful, but it’s not the best either, we can and will continue to improve on that.

Tactics: [9/10]: While we didn’t particularly do any advanced tactics, pretty much everyone performed them, so that was good.

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As some of you may know, the Doritos are not going to be showing up to any of our invasions this week (that doesn’t mean you guys can start slacking!), as they are “rebuilding”.

Honestly, this is so pathetic. The fact that they require time to rebuild pretty much proves that we defeated them, seriously, how hard is it for them to admit defeat, instead of wasting our time? Any other army would have the decency to surrender, but unfortunately, Mustapha has a massive ego, and simply can not give up, while I imagine that he himself realises that DCP have basically been defeated, he continues to try and uphold the illusion that DCP are a strong army to his troops, for example, implying that DCP max more than 20…

Lol.

If DCP had any integrity as an army at all, they would have surrendered as soon as they entered their “rebuild” stage, they are quite simply delaying the inevitable.

  I’d also like to add that Mustapha is the whiniest c*** in Club Penguin armies, seriously, you’d think him and Bam had had some kind of major break up.

 So, DCP, for the good of what little reputation your army has, please, just give up, surrender, make this easier for the both of us. [Note; One term of any treaty that you sign with us will involve you removing my work from your Empire page, thanks]

~Chrisi Blule 

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❗ TODAY ❗

This is most likely the most important battle of the year!

There is an opportunity to win prizes for attending [Click >HERE< for more details!]

Legends Cup V Finals — Saturday, August 23rd
Nachos vs. Ice Warriors
Server: Klondike || Room: Forts
Times:
12:00 PM PST
1:00 PM MST
2:00 PM CST
3:00 PM EST
8:00 PM UK

Please try to arrive at least 15 minutes before the battle begins!

IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT TIME THE BATTLE IS, PLEASE GO SPEAK TO AN OWNER ON OUR XAT!

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Well, today, I tried to log everyone on for a an early morning (big factor in the small sizes) unscheduled (well, it was afternoon for me, but it’s early morning for most people). And it didn’t go too well. We raided Doritos, and erm, stole their pizza.

 We should have had so many more on CP. But thank you to those who did log on!

I think the biggest problem was that people didn’t seem to know what an unscheduled event actually was that people don’t really seem to know what an unscheduled event/raid is. Well, I can tell you, an unscheduled event, is exactly what the name says, it is an event that has not been organised on nachoarmy.net at all, it has been organised spontaneously on Xat. Unscheduled events should be treated like any other event. If an army can do really well at unscheduled events, they are truly a force to be reckoned with.

Now, why are they important?

1. Allow us to practice logging in quickly to Club Penguin, and responding to threats posed by other armies.
2. Allow for us to hurt the morale of our opponents.
3. Allow us to practice more unorthodox tactics, allowing for more fun on the battlefield.
4. As fun as Xat is, we are a Club Penguin army, and should try to maintain out presence on Club Penguin!
   • This also allows us to recruit more troops!

And it is for these reasons that the Nachos will begin to have more unscheduled events on Club Penguin, in order to cement our place as the greatest army ever.

Thank you!

-Chrisi Blule

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So, as you know, I like football, and it is the beginning of the Premier League today. So this poll is football related. I hope you Americans that seem to not like football for some reason like it, thanks.

Obvioussssssssssslyyyyyyyy I can’t be optimistic about this season for Newcastle, since we have lost the great Shola Ameobi

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