Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Notable Tournament Championships
Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII
Hi, I’m Chrisi Blule, I used to lead the Nachos, and now I’m 3ic, after being back in the army for quite a few months, don’t worry, I didn’t just suddenly rejoin and get 3ic. Unfortunately, I’m also going away to London for 3 days, see you guys when I get back, and then it’s time for some business. Wooooh.
Thanks
-Chrisi Blule
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Please note, that due to the vast amount of images in this post, most are in the form of hyperlinks, so be on the look out for them.
I was absolutely exasperated that DCP would accuse us of multilogging during an AUSIA event my initial thoughts were their picture of our chat was simply one snapshot in time, they claimed we only had 8 online on xat at anyone point during the battle, despite there clearly being 9 Nachos there, but that’s more a case of DCP’s idiocy. I was prepared at that point to put forward the argument that because their screenshot was simply one moment of the battle, there of course was an influx in troops at some point, which caused there to be more on CP and Xat after the screenshot was taken, afterall, despite DCP saying we had 12 online, we only maxed 11 throughout the battle; as evident from THEIR pictures. However, watching Danny’s video(pretty important), it is obvious that we did indeed only have 9 people on Xat, and 11 people on CP. I was about to go ape**** with people, I thought maybe someone was multilogging. But…
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Before I begin, take a look at this, it’s hilarious. >HERE<
Ok, DCP.
I’d like to point out that’d I would probably make the “Ok, DCP.” part of this post regardless of whether we were at war with them, because it is the kind of thing that is ridiculously annoying; lying to potential recruits.
I’m not even going to make this long, because the general gist of what I would say can be seen in my “Ok, LT” post >here<.
But take a look at their description.
Yes. “1st”.
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And Their Awful Memes
Ok, so let’s take a look at one of those wonderful meme posts that DCP keep making, even though they’re so hard to look at, because they are both a butchery of the English language, memes, and my brain.
Clearly, being DCP, they need considerable help locating items on our website, so here is a a quick guide to locating our golden ages.
DCP, no one is saying that this is a Golden Age yet, what we are saying, is that if we continue to improve at the rate we are, then it most certainly will be. I’d also like to apologise if I’ve offended anyone by not denoting their time in the Nachos as a “Golden Age”… pls don’t eat me 😦
It’s “you’re”.
And I do believe our troops enjoy the Nachos, ty.
Yes, Beeky is clearly not a Nacho leader;
Clearly.
(And there’s also the fact that Beeky is a really good leader, no matter what nonsense your army spouts.)
Please, do not subject the army community to more of this brain torture. Honestly, this is the worst use of memes that I have ever seen in CP Armies, (well, asides RPF’s last yeah -shivers-), and memes are usually used pretty badly in CP Armies. Stop, they weren’t funny, they weren’t interesting, please, do yourself a favour, just stop.
Edit: In the time that it has taken me to write this post, Mustapha has made a post that says this;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH M8?
Are you just a pathological liar who can’t bare to criticise your troops (which would make you a lousy leader), or are you extremely deluded? The best part is the part where they expect everything to be better because “the legends returned”, basically this is DCP admitting that their leadership was poor, and needed revamping. But now they have 6 leaders. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what kind of army has 6 leaders? Seriously, if you have 6 leaders, your army genuinely has leadership issues, and there is no way it’s an actual functional army. Oh my god, you guys are hilarious. Thank you for filling the void that RPF left ever since we haven’t been at war with them. Now, if you’d excuse me, I’m going to go laugh myself to death, au revoir.
-Chrisi Blule
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Today, as of 5:30pm GMT, the historic server of Whitehouse, was returned to the Nachos of Club Penguin. At some point in time, I am not sure when, the server was taken from the Nachos, and the Army of Club Penguin eventually ended up gaining ownership, I have no knowledge of how that came to be, they may have even been the ones to take it, however, all that matters is that Whitehouse has returned to its rightful owner, the Nachos.
The server was of great historical importance to the Nachos, particularly serving as a place to hang out with fellow Nachos, before the creation of our first Xat by Tuxedo Mac. I’m sure Nachos such as Shadow2446 will be able to talk more about the historical importance of Whitehouse than I can.
I’d like to thank Purpleslime4, and ACP for returning the server, and thank them for their swift negotiations.
Note to DCP: ACP wishes to stress that they are not breaking any alliance with you, and will continue to remain your allies.
Here are the terms of the agreement;
I’m truly thankful to ACP, who refused terms favouring them, despite being offered the chance to include some.
Thank you ACP!
~Chrisi Blule
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Today the Nachos logged onto the legendary server of Mammoth, to battle SWAT in a practice battle. We were able to clinch victory, to an almost on par SWAT, while SWAT had a few more troops than ourselves, we maxed around 26/27, our superior tactics allowed victory to be took. We would like to thank SWAT for the excellent event, and comradeship [inb4 ‘chrisi is a communist guis, only communists say that guis’ even though hes not, but ppl].
During pre-battle, we began at the Lighthouse, people were slow to log in, it is expected that Nachos log onto CP straight away, and make sure to be on Xat at least 15 minutes before an event starts, too many of you were slow to arrive and log on, you can not continue to act like this, it would be detrimental to the army.
Upon moving to the forts, as designated before the battle, we had a time advantage over SWAT, and were able to perform a blobbed ambushed, after the forts, the battle continued to rage on in the stadium, and finally the berg.
Thank you to everyone who came.
Size; [7/10]; Not the greatest size, but it will do for now, keep improving Nachos, the bigger our sizes, the more fun! 🙂
Tactics; [8.9/10]; Really good tactics, just make sure to focus on the leader’s tactics, and respond as fast as you can.
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So as you know, there’s a Nacho Story Page (>here<), for this week’s poll, you need to tell us which story is your favourite!
Click “continue reading” for last “week’s” results!
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If you click “Continue Reading” you’re going past the point of no return, where you will learn THE biggest secret in Club Penguin armies.
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Laoise told me to post this, and that I could copy and paste her post, so I did. [Ok, I did change the poll… but the post is the same. Disclaimer; All movies approved of by Laoise, so blame HER if you dislike the movies, while I ride off into the sunset with your fun mwhahahahahahahhhahaha]
As stated in a post released earlier on this week, We’re bringing the Nacho Movie Night back 😀 Here are your voting options for this week:
Note: Voting Will close at 6pm EST Saturday & the chosen movie will be broadcast at 8pm EST that day.
~Laoise/Irishspeaker, Nacho Army Leader. Chrisi Blule, Nacho Army Brigadier General/Former Leader/That British Kid That Is Really Nice And Stuff
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Welcome to today’s poll. We’re going meta today, because big boss person Laoise told me to.
Please answer this poll properly, as it will be VERY beneficial to you! You have 4 votes on the poll, use them wisely 😉
Click “read more” to see last week’s results!
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