Hola Nachos!

Today, Our US/UK Divisions logged onto Cabin (1 bar server) To defend it from the DCP. This was a successful event as we managed to max a size of 30 Nachos, and average a size of 27 Troops. This event lasted for 15 minutes, until the Doritos logged off early and admitted defeat – Another Nacho Victory 😀 

Our tactics and size were good on Club Penguin, considering that this event was an hour earlier than what we usually have scheduled. Thank you to all the Troops who attended – If we work together like this for the entire week, I have no doubt in my mind that We can win the Legend’s Cup battle this weekend!

Chrisi Blule will add pictures once he’s done googling Blue ❤ 

Chrisi: I appologise for the quality of my pictures being bad (in terms of people doing tactics), it was my first time using Lightshot, and I really don’t like it, I’m just gonna stick with MS Paint, ty.

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Hola Nachos!

Before I begin writing about anything else, I’d like to take a moment to give thanks and to let you all know what exactly has happened in this army over the past few months.

Our Greatest Victory Is NOT In Never Falling, But In Rising Each Time We Do

Over the past four months, beginning in mid April, the Nacho Army had been going through it’s most difficult time in its history. Our sizes were low, we slacked off with recruiting, and everyone was tired after multiple wars in a row. Once we dropped to “S.M.A.P”, the entire army community laughed at us and many stated, “The Nachos will never recover from this”.

They couldn’t have been more wrong.

One thing I’ve noticed during my time of being in this army is that we never lose hope. No matter how difficult a task seemed to be, or how high a mountain there was to climb, we trusted and believed in each other – relying on one another and knowing we could do anything.

Thank you to each and every troop in this army for their hard work, dedication and team work over the past few months. Those qualities are the ones that has kept us going. Even in our darkest hours – it was YOU who never gave up. Each day, you would log on full of cheerfulness, full of hope, full of ideas and full of plans for the army. You gave us all something to look forward to, something to believe in. This is a gratitude that can’t ever be paid.

That is one of the greatest things about this army.

Most importantly, I’d like to mention the work that has been put in over the past three weeks. The tasks you have done over this period of  time has made this army strong again – your recruiting, your constant belief, and your friendship. I cannot stress enough how much of a positive impact that it’s had in the Nachos.

 It’s Time To Go One Step Further.

You, the troops, are an inspiration, This army and the entire community is lucky to have people like yourselves rising through the ranks. Without you, we would be nothing  – which is why we believe that you DESERVE something to show for it.

Nacho’s Legend’s Cup 2014: 

As most of you know by now, our Legend’s Cup Battle against the Dark Warriors is quickly approaching, With the battle taking place this Sunday. This battle is by far our most important event of the year so far:

 We need as many troops as possible to attend.

I believe that we can win this Battle, Nachos. Heck, I believe that we can win this ENTIRE Tournament. We have something that NO OTHER army has – we’re a family. We stick together through thick and thin and we BELIEVE in ourselves. Other people are casting us off – they don’t think that the Nachos can have an impact in this Tournament. I’ll tell you what, they under-estimate us.

Now IS the time to  prove this community wrong, once again.

We are the Great Nacho Empire, Back to Back March Madness Winners, Biggest Army of 2013, Funniest Army of 2013. We are also the STRONGEST Army. We are considered “The Underdogs” of this tournament, Nachos. CPAC were shocked by our tactics and our size in our previous Battle against Chaos. Let’s shock them again. Now IS our time, and 2014 IS and still WILL be our year. We’ve done an outstanding job getting back on top, rising above everything and above all and remaining true to this army. Can we go one step further?

Due to the fact that this is indeed the “Legend’s Cup,” we will be revisited by some of our own Legends for this event such as Joker, Puckley, Shadow, Tanman, Chrisi Blule, along with some others that will be a paying visit.

Let’s do them proud Nachos, prove to them that we are continuing their legacy. Let’s prove to EVERYONE that we are still the Nachos of our Golden Age, that we still have the best troops this community has  ever seen, that we have incredible tactics as WELL as size,  and that we CAN beat the Dark Warriors, no matter how much people doubt us.

Nobody’s words has ever gotten to us before, let’s not let their doubt get to use now. As long as WE believe that we can win, We can do it.

The Nacho Army can do ANYTHING we set our minds on:

>>>Legend’s Cup Battle vs Dark Warriors<<<

[All Divisions]

Date: Sunday, August 10th, 2014

Server: Klondike || Room: Ice Berg

Times:

11:30 AM PST

12:30 PM MST

1:30 PM CST

2:30 PM EST

7:30 PM GMT

PROMOS IF WE REACH 50+

Sombreros Together, Nachos Forever.

 – Beeky, Weazelkid, Laoise, Nacho Army Leaders.

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If anybody, and I mean anybody PC’s you asking to join their army, tell an owner immediately, and put that person on ignore.

Thank you for your cooperation.

~Beeky

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Hola Nachos! Today we Logged on to rocky road and succesfully defended it form the doritos, the battle was confusing as everyone was wearing orange, but it went well, we maxed 28 and averaged 20, not the greatest but everyone did the tactics. The Doritos wont hear the end of this one. GREAT JOB TODAY NACHOS!

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**Video to be posted soon if Danny gets off his lazy butt**

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Video of our AUSIA Nachos defending Alaska from the Doritos:

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Before I begin, take a look at this, it’s hilarious. >HERE<

Ok, DCP.

I’d like to point out that’d I would probably make the “Ok, DCP.” part of this post regardless of whether we were at war with them, because it is the kind of thing that is ridiculously annoying; lying to potential recruits.

I’m not even going to make this long, because the general gist of what I would say can be seen in my “Ok, LT” post >here<.

But take a look at their description.

Yes. “1st”.

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And Their Awful Memes

Ok, so let’s take a look at one of those wonderful meme posts that DCP keep making, even though they’re so hard to look at, because they are both a butchery of the English language, memes, and my brain.

Clearly, being DCP, they need considerable help locating items on our website, so here is a a quick guide to locating our golden ages.

DCP, no one is saying that this is a Golden Age yet, what we are saying, is that if we continue to improve at the rate we are, then it most certainly will be. I’d also like to apologise if I’ve offended anyone by not denoting their time in the Nachos as a “Golden Age”… pls don’t eat me 😦

 It’s “you’re”.

And I do believe our troops enjoy the Nachos, ty.

Yes, Beeky is clearly not a Nacho leader;

Clearly.

(And there’s also the fact that Beeky is a really good leader, no matter what nonsense your army spouts.)

Please, do not subject the army community to more of this brain torture. Honestly, this is the worst use of memes that I have ever seen in CP Armies, (well, asides RPF’s last yeah -shivers-), and memes are usually used pretty badly in CP Armies. Stop, they weren’t funny, they weren’t interesting, please, do yourself a favour, just stop.

Edit: In the time that it has taken me to write this post, Mustapha has made a post that says this;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH M8?

Are you just a pathological liar who can’t bare to criticise your troops (which would make you a lousy leader), or are you extremely deluded? The best part is the part where they expect everything to be better because “the legends returned”, basically this is DCP admitting that their leadership was poor, and needed revamping. But now they have 6 leaders. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what kind of army has 6 leaders? Seriously, if you have 6 leaders, your army genuinely has leadership issues, and there is no way it’s an actual functional army. Oh my god, you guys are hilarious. Thank you for filling the void that RPF left ever since we haven’t been at war with them. Now, if you’d excuse me, I’m going to go laugh myself to death, au revoir.

-Chrisi Blule

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Hi all,

When I said that this would need to be the best performance we’ve had all year, you guys obviously didn’t take it lightly. This was literally the best event I’ve been to in a very, very long time. Unfortunately, we didn’t have much a chance to really fight Chaos since their size was low, but we were still able to pull of some spectacular tactics. Everything we’ve practiced over the past few weeks were shown in full-effect here,  and they were all, for the most part, exquisitely executed and candy for the eyes. However, I do remember that when doing the waterfall/rake combination tactic, there were some people who stood rather idle in the piles, which somewhat brought down its effectiveness, though complaining about that is pretty much just nitpicking as this point.

In addition, we maxed 40 in the battle room, and had about five or six people locked out – that’s awesome. We haven’t broken 40 in almost four months now, so getting that size really did feel nice. As it stands right now, we’ll be facing DW sometime next weekend. That’s going to be a pretty difficult battle, and we’re going to have to perform even better than we did today if we want to win that one, but I know we can do it. All you have to do is show up and be responsive. That’s all we ask. Click “read more” for the pictures.

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Hola Nachos, today we logged on to invade misty we maxed 13 averaged 8 but our tactics were horrifying. half of our troops were AFK the entire event, this is unacceptable and must be worked on. Other than that DCP maxed 2 so we won either way, but it was certainly not a battle to remember.

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Hi all,

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been looking forward to the Legends Cup for quite some time now. It’s probably my favorite tournament of the year, and we actually came pretty close to winning it in 2013. We’re rising at the right time, and if we keep going on the track we’re on, we’ll be in a pretty good position to make a serious run at taking this one home. Winning this would surely brighten what’s been a rather dull year for us, wouldn’t it? The road starts here. 

Though we aren’t necessarily facing the strongest of opponents today, we should by no means underestimate them. This is a very important battle. I expect us not only to break the 40 mark tomorrow, but to also perform better than any other event that has taken place this year. To achieve this, I’ve written down a few things that you should take a look at. Click read more.

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Beeky: Like I told you in PC earlier, you were one of the only troops who stayed with us when others just gave up. And for that, I am grateful, and wish you the best of luck in your life going forward.

Hey guys its Topaz here. Most of you may know me, and those who do should know that i have decided to retire. I really love you guys but I just need to work my life out right now. I’m struggling in school and need to focus, I also have some problems at home that I must sort out. I’m NOT leaving you guys for another army or because someone was mean to me on chat. Nothing you did made me leave, this decision is 100% mine. I wish you all the best of luck and hope you rise again and go into your Diamond Age, and this time you stay there. This army is one of a kind, and we all know no one can top the sombrero. You guys have taught me to be tough and to not let people bring you down. FOR WE ARE THE NACHOS C: ! But if it wasn’t for a few people I wouldn’t even be a Nacho to begin with.

Frist I’d like to thank Beeky for feeling I’m imporant enough to even make a post about me retiring. Also Beeky is just a great leader, he has been in charge of this army ever since I joined. I can trust Beeky with the future of us so I have no dout in my mind that the Nachos will be amazing.

Also, Laoise and Cool. They are really just good friends to me. Laoise is alot of fun to talk to and freak out with, she’s confident and Irish, I mean what’s not to love? She is a female Nacho roll modle for me, and easy to talk to. Cool is my mentor and he knows what i mean. Often on chat he’ll explain to me what on earth is going on for we all know chaos breaks out randomly and it is rather hard to keep up with. I never seem to be able to have a normal conversation with him but hey, that’s okay :] .
Finally, there is Emily and Danny. Both of them were always kind to me and trustworthy. I can always go and chat with them, and just be able to relax. I know they’ve done some bad things in the past but i believe they’ve made up for it. I love them and have known them since i was a Private. They have motivated me to be active and be loyal to the Nachos. And to be honest if it wasn’t for Danny and Emily I would have probably left the Nachos in 2012. So thank you guys ❤

I thank ALL of the Nachos and the leaders, for you have helped me become the Nacho I am today. I love you guys and will be sure to be on chat from time to time. Hope you enjoy yourself and have a great time.

~Topaz

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