Hot Sauce Army Betrays our Friendship [TODAY]

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30-35 Expected

:!: Defense of Bobsled :!: (US)

Date: Monday, May 20th

Time:

7:30 pm EST

6:30 pm CST

5:30 pm MST

4:30 pm PST

12:30 pm GMT

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Road to the Top

Hola, Nachos!

Most of you read the title, so this post should be no surprise to you. First off, I want all of you to know that the top ten doesn’t decide who is the greatest army. You guys do.  Of course being #1 on the CPAC Top Ten is nice for our bragging rights, but that doesn’t mean anything. In my opinion, and I think in many Army leaders opinion is that the best thing to do is that we do the best we could ever do. Break all of the records. Getting more than 150 on Club Penguin every weekend. Not winning battles, but having fun battling. That is what makes armies armies.

Another thing I want to address in this post is that summer is coming closer and closer. ( So is my birthday. It’s Friday)  And, most of us know what happens to armies in the summer. Sizes sky rocket. But, for the Nachos, summer is our best time of the year. Now that I have been apart of the Nacho Army for a little over 3 years now, I know how much fun summers are. If you are all active during the summer, this will be the greatest summer the Nachos have ever seen. I already said summer is our best time of the year. We have already gotten 52 this year. How awesome would it be to get 70-100 in the summer?  I think getting 70-100+ would be pretty darn cool.

Here is a picture from the Defense of Fjord (vs. DCP)

Those kind of battles are awesome. When you have great leaders leading you, but most importantly, great troops running the army to the top, you cannot be stopped. When you put effort towards something, say like a goal. You will reach that goal. I know that for a fact. So, I think, if we all put effort towards this army, (The Nachos if you’re not paying attention to the words in this post)  we will be a force to be reckoned with. 

***Edd64***

New Tactics Session! Also, Greetings from your New 2ic!

Hola Nachos! As many of you may not have noticed or not checked the ranks, yesterday I had the honor of being appointed as 2ic. As soon as I saw the words “being promoted” my stomach dropped. I haven’t been 2ic for a while, and it feels good to finally reach the peak in which I once was, many moons ago. As your 2ic, I promise to be as active as possible, and will bring up troop morale, by having contests, game nights, and whatever ideas you (the Nachos) may have! My first contest was the comment contest I put up a couple days ago, the 200th commenter gets temp. chat promotion! The link is here, so comment away!  Continue reading

We Manager Now

Hola Nachos!

Today, we raided the Pizza Parlor!  It turned out to be a great event that everyone seemed to enjoy a lot!  I think we can plan on more raids in the future!  As for the event itself, it turned out well!  It is definitely a step in the right direction, so let’s continue to build on this event and keep improving!  We were able to max 25+ Nachos, so that is great which reached our goal too!  Next time out, let’s try to average 25, and max 30!  Great job today, Nachos! I hope you all had fun!  And thanks for coming too!

Also don’t forget to keep recruiting!  Invite all your friends to join the Nachos too!  The more the better! 😀

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho General

Gender Confusion at the Pizza Parlor

 

Hola nachos!

UK PIZZA PARLOR PARTY RAID! This was a totally awesome event and if you missed it, well, you’ll be ashamed of yourself for doing so. I loved it, I cracked up several times as did everyone else, too, and I’m certain there was due reason for it. This event needs to happen way more often. I never knew the nachos could be such trolls! 😀

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Addressing the Issues

Hola Nachos,

For the past two weeks since our most recent war has ended, our overall activity has declined significantly.  It is usually expected for activity and troop size to slightly decline following a long war, and being experienced leaders as we are, we knew that which is why we wanted to focus on recruiting after the war.  Unfortunately, so it seems, many of the leaders and other owner ranks have not been as active as expected and were unable to properly lead the recruiting process, thus leading to further inactivity of the army.

I, for one, take the blame partly due to me not being as active as I once was before.  And to be honest, although indirectly, I figured it would be a way to slowly let my influence fade and let the other three leaders take over that prominent role I held.  I actually did plan on retiring within a week or two, but that idea has obviously been discarded now.  I cannot leave if we’re in an unstable state or more so that my presence is still needed.  I will just figure out a way to lead from afar (in a way) when I’ll have an extended absence for two weeks which is coming up very soon.

With that being said, it looks like I will be leading into the summer for a time, and since that is the case, we need to begin rebuilding right now before the summer begins.  And once summer begins, we will already be on top  and ready to dominate even more.  Actually, I plan and we will need to back in shape as our previous war form before I leave on my extended break which is two weeks.

So in other words, you get to party with me in the summer! 😀

A two week plan to become that army of dominance once again.  Two weeks… we can do that; we will do that.  It’s quite simple really, and we’ve actually already done it once whether you realized it or not.  However, for it to happen in two weeks, I need your help, and I need your best effort from you and for you to be as active as you can.

  • Rank Reform: This is being done currently, and all inactive soldiers are being removed from the ranks.  This also includes reform in the mod and owner ranks and those who are inactive will be demoted without question.
  • Fun Events: No more of the same old events like “recruiting” and “training.”  In a way, we’ll still be training, but we’ll actually be introducing new and different events that should be more fun (for real, this time). i.g. Pizza Parlor Raids[NEW], Timed Campaigns[NEW],  U-Lead, Seek & Destroy[NEW], Creation[NEW], Practice Battles. More to come.
  • Contests: For real, this time too.  Expect an igloo contest later this week. Plus, more contests for the weeks following.
  • Weekly Awards: Nacho of the Week, Best Recruiter, Most Active Soldier, Best New Tactic, Moment of the Week, Picture of the Week, Funniest Moment. More to come possibly.  Receiving an award each week increases your chance of a promotion x2 – receive an award all 4 weeks – promotion guaranteed.
  • Friday Night is Game Night: Starting now, it is. I need a few people to be in charge of this.
  • Recruiting Squad: Daily recruiting on Sleet. I need several people to be in charge of this.

If you have any other ideas, please let me know.

Hopefully, all of that, we’ll help the army grow and be more fun too! 😀

In no way do I think we have fallen.  The troops are still definitely there; we just need to bring back the activity and renew the constant cycle of bringing in new soldiers.  We are only taking the necessary action which should prove to be very beneficial.

As for the top ten this week, purposely I’ve kept us out of it.  Not for any reason against CPAC, but more so because we hardly had any events this week.  (And speaking of that, ANY owners if I do not schedule the events for the week… please do schedule something for the whole week; don’t be lazy).  In reality, we’d probably be 4th or 5th (like it really matters though) seeing as we had 20-25 in two events this week, and a solid 15 in a UK event.  Frankly, I don’t care about the top ten, but for many of you, I know it does, so let not even being in it serve as motivation to be in it next week in a position that is up to the Nacho standard.  May it be embarrassing to you. All I know, 20+ is definitely not our standard.

In summary, get active, and let’s become the army that we know we are.  Fun times surely await when everyone is active and contributing.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Nachos vs. HSA – Practice Battle [BATTLE TODAY]

❗ IMPORTANT ❗

****BATTLE TODAY****

NACHOS VS. HSA

Date: Sunday, May 12th [TODAY]

Server: Fjord

Time: 

:arrow:4:00 pm EST

:arrow:3:00 pm CST

:arrow:2:00 pm MST

:arrow:1:00 pm PST

:arrow:9:00 pm GMT

GOAL: 40+ NACHOS

Hola Nachos!

Finally, we get to have our battle against the HSA!  I hope you’re all excited and ready as I am!  This will be an intense and exciting battle, so I hope you can all come as we’ll definitely need all the Nachos we get!  We’ll need to bring our best game this Sunday, so we’ll need to try to pull our normal 40+ troops.  I’m relying on you and your fellow soldiers and friends are relying you too to try your best to be there!

Let’s get back in game, Nachos.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Short Notice Event [TODAY]

Battle Preparation | Tactic Session

Date: TODAY, May 11th

Server: Mammoth, Snow Forts

Time:

:arrow:4:00 pm EST

:arrow:3:00 pm CST

:arrow:2:00 pm MST

:arrow:1:00 pm PST

:arrow:9:00 pm GMT

GOAL: 35+ NACHOS

Hola Nachos!

Well, I’m not too sure what people are trying do around here anymore, but we need an event for Saturday, and I’m surprised no would have the sense to schedule one.  Regardless of the outcome, we do need the event in order to prepare for our big practice battle tomorrow against the HSA.  We need to pick up the intensity again, Nachos, as we seem to have lost all of that during my absence.  Right now, we need everyone to contribute and begin working together again.  Our goal is to get 35+ Nachos tomorrow, but really we should be expecting that.  We need to get back on track immediately, Nachos.  It’s your choice.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Cold Feet Army

Hola Nachos!

Today was… Well, reasonably uneventful for an event, actually. We had a Practice Battle planned for today (thursday) against Hot Sauce Army, and I’ve been chasing up their leadership all week to make sure they were gonna post about it, but they never did, one of their owners saying something along the lines of that it would go in their scroller, which I said would be an unfair advantage to us, but they just ignored me.

Hot sauce army never logged in. They can’t have just forgotten. In reality, I paid their chat a visit where they had only 4-5 people on, while we were getting a great chat size of 15! We did really well today Nachos, as we only actually had a tactics session! Read on after the picture for much more information and pictures.

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