Hola Nachos, Joker here! Today we had a decent day, we had fully realized this was going to be an easy win for Nachos even before the battle had started. Nachos got around 30-35 throughout the entire battle, while RPF had around 15-20. Now, even though this is another victory for the Nacho Army our sizes could have been much better, we totally kicked butt, but we can do much better at the next event I’d like to see our regular 40-50 sizes, still today was a good day, so keep up the good work! While our army worked like a well-oiled machine, RPF’s chat was complete chaos, and they’re Club Penguin performance was even worse, Nachos grasp a hold of another victory 😀 ! So let’s keep up the great work, and win this this war with a bang Nachos! Click on Read More for more picture of the raid

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Hola Nachos, Pechu here,Today im gonna make a post about what happens in most battles. And we all know what that is. LOCKED OUT NACHOS. The most annoying thing you could think of. But here are somethings you should do  when you are in this situation.

1) Go to rooms like Town,Forts,Plaza,Forest,Cove,Dock,Ski Village,and Mine Shack

2)Do the same tactics we are doing in the main battle.

3)Make a line with the other locked out troops and follow Number 2.

4)Don’t start leading on chat for the Locked out Troops. (This confuses people)

5)Once in a while try to go in the Main Room.

6) When they announce a new room,Quickly try to get in!

7) Don’t argue to the leaders that you’re locked out,this is what this post is all about!

These are just somethings you should do when you’re locked out.

Think there’s more things you should do? Comment Below,and share your thoughts!

~Pechu123

Nacho Major General

Quote of the day:

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrevelant;it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

Phillip Bartlett (Mewtwo) Pokemon: The First Movie (1998)

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Hola Nachos!

Great job today!  Day in and day out we are consistent as ever!  Let’s keep improving though and try to consistently reach 50+ Nachos at every battle; wouldn’t that be something? 😉 Meanwhile, RPF continues to be stuck at around 20-25 troops for each battle, so it’s only a matter of time before they break!  Let’s put an end to them tomorrow by getting some huge sizes!

Also, remember, even when we’re not fighting in the main battle, you can still go on CP and fight the RPF on servers such as Alaska, Alpine, or Arctic!  If you don’t find any on your patrol, you can always recruit too!

Excellent job as always, Nachos! 😀

Max size: 40+ Nachos

RPF just sits in the Town and does nothing, so they finally agree to move into the Forts. I asked for them to wait a minute until 11:17 so we could charge in at the same time in which it’d be fair for both armies, but they didn’t wait and charged at 11:15. Wow… ikr…

Still, about 25 Nachos made it in the Forts while RPF practically got their entire army of about 25 troops in

Our size starts to grow more as RPF gets in. We have about 15 locked out troops still bring the total to about 40+

RETREAT NUMBER 1

Less than 5 minutes in, RPF retreats…. can they ever stay and fight?

RPF gets their entire army in this time of about 20+ while we manage to get about 25 in again.

15-17 Nachos locked while we were in the Plaza.

23 + 17 = 40 Nachos

More pictures from Robe!

I had some more pictures from Lop, but xat glitched and I lost those, so if you’d like to me to put those up, just comment with the links again, Lop 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Now Elm before you start reading I’d just like to make this clear:

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Hola Nachos!

Today was another great day for the Nacho Army as we consistently continue to rise and win while the RPF continues to decrease more and more in size each battle!  It was a great battle today that was definitely a lot of fun with some definitely fun moments in chat during the battle!  I hope you guys had a great time too, and  it’s always fun and a good time to beat up on RPF! 😉 So amazing job today, Nachos; you’re guys are definitely the best soldiers in all of Club Penguin and the reason why this army is so great!  Let’s continue and keep that going as we finish off RPF in this war!

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It helps with promotions! 😀

Max size: 48 Nachos!

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RPF is begging for allies to come help them. They know they are in trouble.

They try to use propaganda and lies to trick people into helping them. Pretty low, right?

A bit desperate? They need help to try to beat us?

12 Nachos locked out in the Town. 32 Nachos above + 12 locked out = 44 total!

20 RPF below. 2 or locked locked out.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER ONE.

About 30 Nachos below in the Ice Berg.

Maybe 28 to be exact.

Meanwhile 15 Nachos were locked out of the Ice Berg.

28 + 15 = 48 Nachos!

We consistently had about 25+ in the Ice Berg with about 15+ locked out in the Town.

RPF seemed to have about 20+ in Ice Berg with 5 or 6 locked out.

Epic Ice Cream Waterfall! 😀

RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO

About 20+ Nachos enter or make it into the Stadium at first. More are able to make it in later, and we actually have more log on later. Probably about 15+ still locked out.

Size between RPF and Nachos is about equal here.

The Nacho Choir breaks out in song here singing “Let it Shine!” One of those you had to be there moments 😉

A lot more Nachos in the Stadium now. I counted 28 Nachos here. Maybe 10-15 still locked out.

RPF has about 20 soldiers.

27 Nachos. 24 RPF.

Ads joins the battles and reports that 15+ Nachos were locked out.

Probably about 25+ in the Stadium, so still a total of 40+ Nachos.

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And after the battle…

NACHO VICTORY PARTY AT TAN’S IGLOO! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hey Nachos! So this morning I was logging on Club Penguin to collect the new pin that had come out (yep, I’m an avid pin collector, say what you will), when all of a sudden I see this black penguin called P206853253, recruiting for the RPF. So I stand there, and just watch him. All of a sudden, I realized a few things.

1. This penguin was saying the EXACT same messages over and over.

2. These messages were being displayed at PERFECT 1 second intervals. ( I timed the span in between comments, and they were all the exact same time.)

This just goes to show that RPF is CLEARLY using bots with auto-type to recruit people. Who’s to say that they’re not using bots during battles? There’s a good chance that they are indeed using bots not just to recruit, but to make it seem like they’re bigger. This just goes to show that RPF has to use bots to try and recruit people, unlike us Nachos who actually care enough to have REAL people go onto the server and have fun recruiting sessions. Yet another reason why RPF is pathetic. If you’re gonna recruit, at least do it the right way (or the decent way).

Most likely RPF’s reasoning is going to be “So what? It’s just recruiting with bots, there’s nothing illegal about that, we can do what we want” Yes, you’re right, it is not illegal, however it’s quite sad you must resort to bots to do your bidding.Or perhaps they’ll say “lol are you dumb? That is clearly a normal account, and besides you can’t prove that’s a bot.” Yes, I can’t exactly prove that is a real bot, but there is substantial evidence that leads to the conclusion that that is a bot. It displayed comments at PERFECT (right on the dot) 1 second intervals, and it kept repeating the same messages, without error. A human would eventually make error in typing, it’s just bound to happen, but all the messages had no spelling errors.

Anyway, here’s a picture of the recruit bot.

Nachos, we’re better than bots. We are going to win this war against the Rebel Pathetic Federation/ Rebel Propagandist Federation

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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Hola Nachos! Firstly, I’d like to congratulate RPF on being such great runners. Nachos had a great performance today at the cleansing of Alaska, with max sizes 50 at some point and consistently sizes of about 45+. RPF claims to be the winner, sure they might have won if this were a running contest, RPF had retreated from every room. The Nachos were easily able to over comes RPF’s forces both in the battle room, and locked out battles. Nachos would be able to match or even exceed RPF’s sizes in the main battle room, and our locked troops would easily outnumber RPF’s forces with our locked forces having about 20. Another issue I’d like to approach is RPF claiming the Nachos of using bots, and DDoS’ing simply because they’re losing, that’s honestly utterly pathetic. You claim this, yet there is no evidence of anything going on, why is there no evidence? Simple, because the Nachos do not commit such actions. You constantly claim we DDoS your leader, meanwhile Puckley, and Edd are constantly DDoS’d themselves they just don’t whine about it. So man up and stop using these DDoS and bots excuse simply because you can’t handle the Nachos!

Great job today, Nachos! That was a lot of fun! Let’s finish them! 😀

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Max size: 50+ Nachos!

42 Nachos+ + 5 locked out in Mine Shack + 3 more in Town

Mine was pre-battle to about first 10 minutes into the battle.

RPF and Nachos charge the Pool. About 30+ Nachos make it in. 15 locked out.

Meet RPF…

Nice on RPF, using auto-typers during battles.

Nachos are just that good; we don’t need to cheat like RPF – with every troop using autotypers.

Hm, where’s the hack kid?

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40-45 in the Mine + locked out Nachos = 50+ Nachos

Nachos and RPF charge into the Pool. About 30+ Nachos make it in.

12 Nachos below. We had up to 15+ locked out while we were in the Pool. 30+ (+) 15+ = 45+

RPF RETREAT NUMBER ONE.

About 30+ Nachos again in the Forest. 15 locked out.

Exactly 15 Nachos locked out here.  Total Nachos still had around 45+

RPF has about 20+ soldiers with none locked out. They soon retreat into the Plaza.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO

Only about 25 Nachos made it into the Plaza. Much more were locked out this time – up to 20+ locked out one point – still 45+ Nachos overall.

RPF has about 20 soldiers with 3 or 4 locked out.

20 Nachos locked out here.

22 Nachos locked out here.

I make it back in finally.  About 22-25 Nachos in the Plaza when I got in.

With 22-25 in the Plaza and the 22 I left locked out – about 45-50 overall.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER 3.

About 30 Nachos make it into the Dock. Probably about 15 locked out again.

RPF seems to have about 20+ soldiers in the Dock.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER 4.

RPF is destroyed by our constant “NACHO ARMY” bomb.

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More pictures from everyone!

Pictures from Lop!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Joker

~Puckley

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