Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Being the former spymaster and international man of journalism, sex, and mystery I am, I felt inspired to go learn something new.
I set off with forged RPF papers to the RPF cultural center of Tuxedo. The guards at the city gates, however, did not check for any papers and simply let me into the city even though I was evidently orange and wearing a sombrero. I could not understand them due to their extremely untelligentable grunting and animal-like body language.
Walking through the city streets, I could not find any civilized, intelligent people. Instead, I found many children under the age of 11 running around with guns and knifes. I thought, “What the fuck,” as guns had some tight ass regulations in the Nacho Empire and there was no way in hell this way was legal. However, after taking a quick look in my RPF guide book, I saw…
We certainly have great week ahead of us as we continue to fight on with the RPF! It’ll definitely be another fun week of close and intense battles, so you will definitely not want to miss it! We have already struck a mighty blow into the RPF, but it’s time for the final strike and to finish them! Rise up together, Nachos! Victory awaits for the mighty Nacho Empire!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
Whoa, that was a long battle! We began on Klondike where our invasion of Arctic was taking place; however, the RPF refused to defend their last server remaining Arctic! We remained on Klondike (for Arctic) for about 15 minutes and since no RPF showed up, we easily conquered the server to take away RPF’s last remaining piece of territory. RPF insisted on invading White House, so we eventually made our way there to fight them. We gathered in the Mine to start with awesome sizes of up to 40-45 Nachos compared to the RPF’s say 30 troops if that. After a bit of waiting, we forced our way in to fight the RPF, and we easily crushed them then sent them running from room to room across Club Penguin! Another solid day, Nachos! Way to go! 😀
Great job today, Nachos! Let’s keep the fun going! 😀
Joker: I decided to add a few more pics at the bottom
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Here’s the Nacho forces on Arctic.
Nacho troops remaining on Arctic even after we moved to White House.
RPF was using allies… wut
More proof of using allies…
RPF are cheaters.
RPF claims we joke bomb a lot where as they joke bomb an average of 8-10 EACH battle.
Oh, wow, I really hate these posts but since our propagandist friends (RPF) like to over exaggerate everything, I feel that it is needed to put them in their place (ha, no pun intended :mrgreen:)! Plus, I already did all the calculating for you…. wut, yeah.
Well, well, the Rebel Propagandist Federation strikes again in their latest post consisting of more propaganda B.S. Seriously, how hard are these guys going to try? They treat Club Penguin armies like this is real life and war, and they continue to shove this crap down their troops throats. These are the types of people who are either going to end up in jail for some stupid reason like trying to rob the police station, or the people who are going to be 40 years old and living in their mom’s basement (Elmikey). Someone really needs to tell them who cares and that this is just a game.
So as a read their little propagandist post and their little poem…
RPF’s propaganda poem
I could not help but think….
Their entire post is quite hysterical if you ever care to read it, but it sounds like RPF is going to “try to make a comeback” now which means even more 24/7 forced bot recruiting from the RPF! Way to be that “perfect” army and to continue to lie to your own soldiers, RPF!
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Anyway, regardless of what RPF plans to do, we can’t just blow them off completely. We have been doing very well in this war so far, but now is the time where we must be the strongest we have ever been and to finish them right now! Their backs are against the wall, Nachos, and they are struggling to manage even a fight against us. We aren’t going to let them get away, are we? This is the army who declared war on us and threatened everything that we are. No way are they getting off easy because we’re going to finish the job, Nachos! We need every single Nacho in this army to rise and fight for what is rightfully ours and everything that the Nachos are!
Show them that when they mess with the best, they will die like the rest!
Let’s do this, Nachos, and let’s finish this once and for all. Tomorrow, we will bring all that we have, and they won’t even know what hit them. Hey, how about we show them what a true Golden Age is by reaching sizes up to 60-80+!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
Today, we successfully invaded Tundra from the RPF marking two defeats in a row where RPF has actually surrendered to us! Our size was only decent today as we managed to max 35-40 Nachos at this event with an average of about 30 Nachos, but we were still able to dominate this event as the RPF was in turmoil while they argued away on their chat. This is also marks two days in a row where the RPF have achieved sizes of about 10 on Club Penguin. Let’s keep this going, Nachos, and let’s finish them!
Today, we set out to defend our capital Fjord! The battle definitely did not last long as the RPF surrendered within five minutes on Fjord! We certainly had the size advantage with an average of 35 and max of 40+ Nachos in the short time span while RPF had about 10 soldiers. Meanwhile, our ally the UMA who announced their declaration of war on the RPF yesterday were invading Tuxedo as scheduled on our website. The RPF immediately fled Fjord in an attempt to save their capital. We followed in pursuit, but by the time we arrived they were already getting destroyed by the UMA. Then, soon enough the RPF surrendered there as well. In under 14 minutes, in a one-two punch of Nachos and UMA, Fjord was successfully defended and Tuxedo was successfully conquered!
Amazing job today, Nachos! Let’s bring it all once again tomorrow and send the RPF running once again! We should definitely be able to reach 50+ Nachos tomorrow considering it’s the weekend! The RPF has taken a mighty blow; now it’s time to knock them out!
Today, we begin our campaign to strike back against the RPF! Day by day, they have slowly been weakening, and it is now time to exploit those weaknesses. If they thought that the first few battles were tough, they will have no idea what hit them starting today! It’s funny too because they have been trying so hard to defeat us, but they have not even put a dent in us. They have been recruiting 24/7 wasting their lives while we have been enjoying our summer and having fun! Oh wait, RPF considers 24/7 recruiting fun…. Still, no matter how hard they try, they can’t get to us; they can’t defeat us. Ain’t that right, RPF? 😉
Day in and day out, Nachos, we simply need to be consistent and continue to perform at this high level. It is no time to start going the other direction; we must continue to fight on strong as we still have much to achieve and do for this summer! We still have aspirations to reach 80+ on CP, win the LCIV, but most importantly right now, to defeat RPF and win this war! If we’re going to do that, we need you doing your very best to attend battles and doing your role that you have here. I not only need and am relying on YOU, but your fellow soldiers are also relying on YOU. Together, we will achieve all of that, and together we will sure have one hell of a good time!😀
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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
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