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EDIT: Sorry for the post being out so late; I was DDoSed right in the middle of making this, so I lost some of things I was working on.

Hola Nachos!

It was another successful day as we cleansed White House!  The RPF was small once again today with about 20-25 troops; it seems they just keep falling each day!  We were much bigger than the RPF once again as we managed to reach about 45+ Nachos!  The battle began with the both armies in the Snow Forts; however, it wasn’t too long until the RPF retreated to the Ice Berg where we immediately followed and managed to get about 30+ Nachos in with 10+ locked out.  Again, RPF retreated, this time they fled to the Plaza where our size again soon grew to be 30+ in Plaza with about 10+ locked out.  Eventually, the RPF did log off at :45 making it a clear Nacho victory!

Day after day, we continue to pummel the RPF, Nachos, and it won’t be much longer until they break!  Let’s not stop here until they are finished!  Excellent job as always today, Nachos!  Thanks for staying through the whole battle if you were one of those locked out soldiers; every troop matters and counts whether in or out!

Viva Los Nachos!

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BATTLE BEGINS

33 Nachos and already about 5 locked out. 19 RPF soldiers.

31 Nachos. 23 RPF. 5+ Nachos locked out.

Meanwhile, locked out Nachos were at the Forts.

Meanwhile, locked out Nachos were in the Snow Forts.

Chat sizes between Nachos and RPF

From Pinkypup!

Hadger was our tournament champ!

Pictures from Waff!

Pictures from Joker!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we destroyed the RPF on Ice Box!  We were able to reach sizes up 55+ Nachos which is great!  On the other hand, RPF only managed to get 30 while they averaged about 25 soldiers.  The battle began in a stalemate where we didn’t engage in combat for the first part of the battle.  According to RPF and “almighty” Commando, the defending army is apparently supposed to attack the invaders.  So RPF are hypocrites?  Indeed.  Eventually, since RPF didn’t have the balls to attack us, we charged into where they were, thus beginning a series of retreats from RPF until they logged off.

Overall, Nachos, amazing performance today on the battlefield!  Thank you for being so patient during the beginning as the battle began in that stalemate.  You guys never complained and tactics were flawless throughout.  When we finally did attack, you guys were so quick to follow orders, and we were all in the room it seemed within 5 seconds. Amazing! I hope you all had some fun today; I know I did!  Let’s keep this going and keep RPF running!

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Huge chat size! We eventually got two pools too!

6789cool edit – 61 online – we almost broke a record today! Keep up the amazing work!

TWO POOLS!

EPIC!

We move to the Ice Berg – RPF was supposed to go but they didn’t.

Meanwhile, the a small force entered the Berg then retreated to the Forts.

That’s your circle? About 30 RPF.

Meanwhile, RPF moves to the Plaza. About 25+ RPF. 5 Nachos locked out.

50 Nachos at the Berg.

We move to the Forest, and RPF tries to beat us there in which they fail and retreat back to the Plaza.

We actually charged into the Plaza, and we immediately overwhelmed RPF in which they played on retreating to the Stadium.

We found out before RPF even left that they were heading there, so we took off right away.

War Faces Frenzy = Epic

RPF retreats again to the Ice Berg, and again we immediately follow and beat them there.

The RPF retreat AGAIN to the Snow Forts.

Flappy ragequits.

RPF logs off.

Pictures from Waff!

Pictures from Funks

Pictures from Shed

Pictures from Joker

50 Nachos at the Snow Forts

50 Nachos at the Berg

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

RPF wants to surrender, but evil dictator Elmikey refuses to let them.

Declared war to take first? Ha, how pathetic.

Have you beaten him senseless yet, Red?  Oh wait, he already is senseless.

Does anyone like Elmikey? I don’t think so; not even his own soldiers.

Elmikey wants to surrender as well, but he doesn’t have the balls to admit it.

RPF leaders don’t like or trust Elmikey either.

More RPF leaders want to surrender.

RPF soldiers want to surrender.

Even Elmikey doesn’t have faith in RPF that they can beat us.  It’s time for you to surrender.

And whoa, whoa, RPF before you start complaining, let me remind you of your philosophy:

And RPF, stop trying to make yourself out to be this “good guy” trying to “save” everything by “bring back the past.” I think you’re about to piss off a lot more people.  Good luck, and you may to surrender soon unless you like dying.  Want to bring back the past, huh?  How about going back to when you were dead and nothing. 😉

Yeah… no one likes you RPF.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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I am back from my gruelling Duke of Edinburgh expedition- 2 days of walking in the middle of no where. I also had someone in my group who looked like he was having a heart attack the entire way, needless to say, I wanted to kill a lot of people by the end of it. So, here is this week’s weekly quiz.

I’m sorry if your favourite isn’t here, but I am not including every movie, that would take wayyy too long. So, only films that did really well at the box office are included, so this does mean that there’s some bad movies in here. and some really good ones have probably been left out.

Last week’s results:

“PS4 or Xbox One?”

~Chrisi

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Hey Nachos!

This post isn’t perhaps the most useful, but I feel it needs to be done, as something’s been on my conscience for a long time. As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been the most active recently, and I want this to change. There’s been a lot of stuff going down where I am and since I finished my GCSE’s, I’ve been extremely busy with stuff like two weeks on a work experience program, and I’ve actually now got a small job to make a bit of money( 😀 ).

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TO RPF: Pretty cheap that you’re invading pretty much right after our Legends Cup battle… two can play that game.

TODAY

Legends Cup IV: Round One

Nachos vs. Snow Ninjas

Date: Saturday, July 20th

Server: Klondike, Ice Berg

Time:

:arrow:2:30 pm EST

:arrow:1:30 pm CST

:arrow:12:30 pm MST

:arrow:11:30 am PST

:arrow:6:30 pm GMT

:arrow:7:30 pm UK

|| BATTLE WILL BE RECORDED ||

|| GOAL: 60+ ||

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Edit: Look at how much RPF cares for their soldiers. 

Hola Nachos!

Tomorrow, we begin our journey in the Legends Cup with our first round battle against the Snow Ninjas!  This marks the fourth annual Legends Cup, and we definitely have a great shot to win this.  We have already taken home one Legends Cup championship, but I believe it is time for another!  It all starts with tomorrow if we plan on reaching the championship, so we must remain focused and still bring our very best tomorrow!  It should be a great time with tons of fun, so you won’t want to miss it!  I’ll also be recording the battle, so let’s go for some large size of 60+!

See you on the battlefield! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

POSTED JULY 15, 2013

Hola Nachos!

We have another full week ahead of us as we continue our crusade against the Rebel Penguin Federation!  Since the RPF still refuse to surrender in this war, we aren’t going to stop until they are begging on their knees for mercy; that, or when they are pummeled into the ground, dead.  Last week was very successful, Nachos, as our offensive strike greatly weakened them, and now they are on the verge of collapse.  We all know what we must do now, Nachos, and that is to finish this and to finish strong!  We must remain consistent and as strong as ever, so we will still need everyone contributing to the very best that they can!  We’ve made it this far together, now let’s finish this together. Rise up, Nachos, and let’s take down the RPF!

Mess with the best, die like the rest!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we dominated the RPF to take over Tundra once again!  We really did destroy the RPF today as they only had about 15-20 soldiers compared to our 40 Nachos.  They seem to only decrease more and more in size as we continue to fight them in this war while we, on the other hand, remain consistent with our large sizes!  It was definitely a fun battle today, so I’m glad a lot of you could make it today!  Let’s keep this going, and hey let’s keep getting bigger too, so we can reach that goal of 80+ on CP!

Amazing job, Nachos!  The RPF empire is crumbling, and it’s only a matter of time before they break completely! We’ll show them no mercy!

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It’s because you are small…

RPF needs help?

Yep, Nachos are winning.

Indeed.

Even RPF’s troops think they are losing.

LOL “u can’t die on CP can’t u?”

RPF automatically thinks if something is wrong with a computer, it’s being DDoS’ded…. /facepalm

There really is no such thing…

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So many pictures… prepare yourself!

Max size: 40+ Nachos!

Pic from Bears

From Bears

From Bears

Meanwhile we had about 6-10+ Nachos locked out the entire time.

From Bears

From Bears

Pictures from Joker

Pictures from Bears

From Chrystolg

like pre-pre-battle really.

PRE-BATTLE

All the Nachos start logging on about 1:45 EST for the real battle that began at 2:00 EST.

Great job today, Nachos!

Don’t forget to comment if you made it! It helps with promotions!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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