As promised, here are the promotions for January 2013…
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 15 Comments »
As promised, here are the promotions for January 2013…
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 15 Comments »
Hola, Nachos!
Today, I logged onto our website to see if we had any events to go to tomorrow, and it turns out, we didn’t! Well, it is a weekend, and we haven’t been very active this week. So, I thought, why not just make a short notice patrol right before the promotions for the month come out. Well, after our great victory in war, I thought it would be nice to patrol our servers and scout for any enemies. There will most likely not be an enemy there, but don’t be surprised if a different army shows up and attacks our event.
~Edd64
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 12 Comments »
Hola Nachos!
Today, we had the final battle to end the most recent and destructive war against the Black Alliance. Most of the armies of the White Alliance marched onto Klondike as a symbolic final victory. It was truly a great battle as well as a lot of fun too! We even had some fun in the Dojo just like old times! We were able to perform very well in this event and definitely making it one of our best events as of late. We were able to reach about 25+ Nachos, just shy of our goal, but because of our great performance I will still reward you guys with promotions tomorrow! We were close to reaching 30 as a few more people came on while a few had to leave early. That’s okay though, we will keep improving and reach that mark very soon! Once again, great job today, Nachos!
Make sure you comment on this post to make sure we know who came!
Here’s an official statement from the White Alliance website:
“Today was amazing, to put it simply. Today we brought to a close the most destructive war in Club Penguin Army history. The Army of Club Penguin, Ice Warriors, Nachos, and Golden Troops all marched their way to Klondike as a symbolic final victory, and symbolic it most certainly was. This will go down as the greatest turnaround in history. Since the creation of The White Alliance, we had gone an unprecedented 12 and 0, with our lucky 13th victory coming at this final battle. Thank you all who participated, estimates put the combined sizes of the White Alliance armies at 60-75 for this event. Today is surely a historic day.” -Boomer 20
Check out more pictures from the day by visiting the now public White Alliance website HERE



Promotions will be out tomorrow! Thank you to all came today!
~Puckley
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 16 Comments »
Hola Nachos,
After today’s invasion of Migrator, we will be finished fighting the Black Alliance (hopefully for good). The BA has actually already surrendered, and the ACP has already agreed to a treaty with the Pirates, so the war is technically over now. This event is basically one last hurrah for the White Alliance as well as victory celebration for our alliance. Since all armies have had this scheduled for a couple days now, they will all be showing up in full-force. It should be a lot of fun as I expect a massive (practice) battle to break out! You definitely do not want to miss this today!
Here, at this event, Nachos, we can make our statement to the army community. We must prove to everyone that we truly are the strongest and best army in Club Penguin. From here, we rise, Nachos. The opportunity to seize the moment is now. Together, united in our single goal, we will succeed. Together, we will conquer. Together, we will rise into a new Golden Age.

~Puckley
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 6 Comments »
Hola Nachos,
Here, we stand on the side of victory of this great war. However, our work is not yet finished. The actions of the Black Alliance led by Waterkid100 and the Pirates must be punished. The unnecessary destruction and harm they have caused the community cannot be forgotten. We must fight on to end permanently such a cause arising once more. We must fight on to restore armies to what they were meant to be.
It is time we fight. For we know if we turn back now, there will be no bright future, no new Golden Age. If we lose our morals, our virtues, our love for armies and all that we do, we can be assured there will be nothing left worth fighting for.
Let’s make our statement too, Nachos. We must prove to everyone that we truly are the strongest and best army in Club Penguin. From here, we rise. The opportunity to seize the opportunity is now. Together, united in our single goal, we will succeed. Together, we will conquer. Together, we will rise into a new Golden Age.
Let’s try to reach 30+ in each of these two battles! Remember, promotion day is coming very soon! Attending these two event will greatly increase you chance of receiving a promotion!
~Puckley
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 7 Comments »
Since the White Alliance has come together, we have forged unprecedented victories over the Black Alliance. In the course of just over 2 days, we have won all 8 battles we’ve faced, and invaded some of our enemies’ most important servers. SWAT has officially surrendered and withdrawn from the Black Alliance, a decision which we respect despite the magnitude of our conflict.
It has come to our attention that Waterkid has officially withdrawn the Pirates from the Black Alliance in a feeble attempt to respite a situation which has blown up in his face. He has proposed a treaty which would last until February 1st because he claims he wants to put a stop to everything. This is a complete turnaround from his post yesterday where he swore he would plunge Club Penguin Armies into another 6 months of war in order to bring down the Army of Club Penguin. The White Alliance sees this for what it is – an attempt to buy time for the Pirates to collect enough servers to stave off our invasions and allow the Light Troops an opportunity to come to his defenses. He has no intentions of ending this madness.
We have learned much from Waterkid over the course of this and countless previous wars like it. We have seen the army and community-wide destruction his wars have caused, not to the Army of Club Penguin, but to all of our armies, and to our system of values alike. Club Penguin Armies were founded on the simple principle of fun and competition. Since his rise to power, Waterkid has corrupted the way we view each other, and the way we view Club Penguin Warfare. No longer is it about the fun of competition, the simple pleasure of defeating your rival in a good old fashioned snowball fight. Armies are now about spreading hate and destruction. The damage he has caused is all around us. All progress that our ceasefire of late December had built-up has been erased. Never have we seen a more hateful and perpetual barrage of posts and battles in the entire history of Club Penguin Armies.
For this reason, we say no. This is the breaking point, the point of no return. If we turn back now, no lessons will have been learned, no recovery shall be possible, no return to what armies were meant to be. United we stand in our single, unified goal. Not one of hate, but one of recovery. Not one of destruction, but of restoration. This is not what armies were meant to be. We represent leaders past and present, armies living and dead, the history of all who have come before us and the generations of soldiers who will follow in our legacy. It is time we fight. For we know if we turn back now, there will be no bright future, no new Golden Age. If we lose our morals, our virtues, our love for armies and all that we do, we can be assured there will be nothing left worth fighting for. Join us, as we put an end to this war of which we intend never to see the likes of again.
-Written by Boomer-
~Lost In Thought, Ads354~
Dash Edit: To the lovely Waterkid:

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 5 Comments »
IF THE GARY TRACKER DOES NOT WORK, THEN COME TRACK HIM HERE;
Click it 🙂
Filed under: The Nacho Army | Tagged: club, Gary, penguin, tracker | 3 Comments »
Hola Nachos,
Today was our first strike on the Black Alliance! The White Alliance together set out on a strike against SWAT. With that being said, we took on the task of invading Snow Fort. Knowing SWAT was being invaded out of the wazoo, we knew it was a slim chance SWAT would actually show up. As expected, they didn’t. However, the Night Warriors showed up for like 5 minutes then logged off, so that was a bit odd! In the end, we were successfully able to conquer Snow Fort! Overall, excellent job today, Nachos! Tactics were excellent, and size was good! Let’s keep this going! 😉
Remember, promotions are coming soon!
Looks like SWAT is already backing out…

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 16 Comments »
(Non-members keep reading too, there’s something for you to do :D)
Hola, as I’m the kind, loving, happy, not-sarcastic or cynical in any way kind of guy, we’ll be hosting an igloo contest. Because Igloos are cool, and are one of the few features of Club Penguin that I personally still think are part of the “{SOJSOIIKFSP{JDFSODSJOMGYESSYESSSSSSSSYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” kind of awesomeness, on the non-existent scale of awesome.
If you’re a non-member and would like to participate in something. Then you have the task of creating the wackiest Army-themed name for a puffle. [Take a picture, upload to tinypic.com/lightshot/photobucket/whatever else and put it in a comment]
Anyway for the IGLOO CONTEST
The specifications of the contest.
How to enter;
What our winners will win;

This is a cool igloo that I saw back in 2008. Why the hell my Aunt had an MSN browser, I’ll never know.
~Chrisi Blule
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 7 Comments »
Hola, Many of you have probably heard of the Black Alliance, lead by Waterkid, the Pirates army leader. Many people in Club Penguin Armies have decided that BA are quite evil, while lead by Waterkid, and I’ve heard many a troop say ‘Waterkid is ruining armies’
Although, something new has come to Club Penguin Armies, yes, you’ve heard of the Black Alliance but make way for the…
White Alliance!
The White Alliance takes up the armies such as Nachos, ACP, AR, IW, Tacos.
I am going to interview some people on their thoughts of the White Alliance.
Filed under: The Nacho Army | 12 Comments »