ALL NACHO SOLDIERS GET TO GLACIER SERVER AND CHAT NOW!

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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NACHO VICTORY

Hola Nachos!  Earlier today I saw TG was having a Recruiting Session today during our war.  We weren’t going to let them get off easy thinking they could recruit during a war against the Nachos and Company without being attacked, so that’s exactly what we did.  At 8:00 EST, we all logged on the server Freezer for an unscheduled raid of their server.  (Since this wasn’t a scheduled invasion, we couldn’t capture Freezer).   We raided Freezer with an about an average of 30-35 Nachos, which is great for an unscheduled raid!  TG, who scheduled their recruiting session should have had more numbers for them, but they only averaged 15, maybe 20 at the max.  At first, we surprised TG they didn’t even fight us for a while or they were just scared of the mighty Nachos!  Because of TG’s inability to fight we had to stay in the Town the whole time and completely own them.

Now to TG, who kept saying the “Nachos can’t win without Allies.”  First of all, this raid was mostly Nachos attacking you except for 5 UMA soldiers (thanks to those who helped), so guess who just won without allies. =O

Great job Nachos on the victory!  I only have one picture thanks to Wolfie.  I wasn’t able to get any since I was leading the raid, but if you have any, post them in a comment and I’ll put them up!  MAKE SURE TO SHOW UP FOR THE TWO INVASIONS TOMORROW!

I’d like to see TG’s excuse for this one…

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

~Puckley

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Ok Guys, Zayer here- I haven’t posted in a while, and the updates part of this post is that we’ll be posting more to keep you interested, so keep checking the site. I feel like due to my not posting, too many people in the nachos don’t know me, so here’s just a little bit bout me-

Im Zayer

Joined Nachos in April 2009 i believe

I like having fun on chat, but there’s a time and place for that- during battles, stay focused. Afterwards, have fun!

ok that’s about it.

The main part of this post is my apologizing. I realized many people don’t know me, even in my own army, and it’s not their fault, its my own. I don’t post, I can’t make alot of events, and frankly, I don’t make a huge effort to get to know you members, which i should. Now I’m not saying i wanna be best buddies with each and every single one of you. Yet, I do want to know our soldiers, and get know you guys. So next time im on chat, if i don’t know you, I’ll try throwing a hello your way.

So Welcome All New Recruits, I hope I get to at least learn the names of you guys, and I hope I can stay 3ic a little longer, to help this army however I can.

ummm…I don’t have a catchphrase/ending saying for the bottom of my post 😮 Leave any ideas in the comments below! Thanks!

=Zayer=

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Well the title pretty much says most of it the Top 10 armies will now be based off of something else rather than opinion. Read this to find out..

Average Club Penguin Size[60%]: Obviously, this will be the average size you have on CP over all of your POSTED events since the last Top 10, posted being the key word. I will also take in to account whether or not the event was scheduled, and “bad days”. But remember, it must be POSTED, don’t come to me with pics and expect me to write it down. These averages will all go in to an algebraic formula to give me a number. Only posted event results are counted.

The Summary of this one is that 60% of the judgement will be our size on Clubpenguin.. So we will need to start bringing huge numbers onto CP because 60% is more than half of the judgement.

Number of Events[25%]: This needs to be weighed heavily, simply because of how unfair it would be if an army had one event, but got sixty, making their average for the first category sixty, which is huge. This way, armies that are too large don’t necessarily always win, since 1/4th of the points come from activeness. The number of events is judged by POSTED RESULTS. A results post confirms the event happened. No exceptions.

This will mainly be the owners job which will be to schedual a ton of events.. So check the site everyday and make sure to always be on CP.

Average Chat Size[10%]: This will be pretty lightly weighed – I’ll go on every once in a while and get a chat size, also being but in to a formula, while will take in to account the day of the week, known facts about the army (less active on certain days), holidays, church, etc. This was going to be worth a bit more, but just because this really doesn’t determine much for an armies real size/potential, and because it isn’t an easy thing to calculate, it won’t count for a lot. This category may even be removed entirely in the future.

This pretty much is your chat activeness.. You will need to be on chat and on CP as much as you can because that will affect our place in the Top 10 also..[Our chat is http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp if you didnt know)

Site Activeness, Miscellaneous[5%]: This is just all of the other little things that may count for an army, including some other posts on their site, hits, things along those lines. Chat size may be moved in to this category.

This will also be a job for people on the site… You need to post atleast 4-5 times a week [3ic’s,2ic,Leader]. We have had a pretty inactive site lately and we need to start posting alot more..

That is all for now

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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I know you probably have no idea what this post is about.. It’s just a little plan of what is planned for the next couple months….

1. War(and lots of it!)



Yes we are going to have ALOT of wars and they will not be pussy short wars.. These will be wars with wins and losses but just remember we are Nachos and can always win if we really try at it ;).

           2.     Growth

Since we are going to have many wars that means that we will be gaining alot of new troops so treat them with respect and hold down your cussing and inappropriate moments please.. By March or April I believe we could be averaging 50-60 at battles if we really work hard at it so please be on CP recruiting as much as you can..

Owners(Ambassator-Leader)-Site work[Ranks,Pages,etc..],Leading Events

Mods(Platoon General-Elite General)-Leading unscheduled things[Recruiting,Training,etc..] Enforcing the rules

Members(Private-Brig General)-Be as active as you can,Patrol,Be on CP at all times

Those are just the things that everyone needs to do.. It seems fairly easy to me so I expect you to do all these things I asked.. If we follow these rules we can easily be edging our way back to the top..

These next few months will be filled with wins..and losses but we will pull through Nachos and be great like we are destined to be

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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❗ INVASION OF SLUSHY ❗

When:January 22[Saturday]

Where:Slushy Server

Times:

2 P.M EST

1 P.M CST

12 P.M MST

11 A.M PST[Wake up early :P]

7 P.M GMT

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-2 HOURS LATER-

❗ INVASION OF GLACIER ❗

When:January 22[Saturday]

Where:Glacier Server

Times:

4 P.M EST

3 P.M CST

2 P.M MST

1 P.M PST

9 P.M GMT

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Team Gold thinks they won today. LOLWUT. Instead of flaming them to no end…

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Kind Regards,

***Person1233***

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The Nachos, Night Warriors, and UMA have agreed to start an alliance.  It will be a long-term alliance and always consist of 3 armies.  All 3 allied armies will always have each others backs and fight for each other when needed.  The main goal of our alliance is to get rid of simple-minded armies who’s leaders are arrogant.  These armies include Team Gold, DCP, etc.

The Nachos & UMA have declared war on Team Gold while the Night Warriors focus on battling DCP.  We will not stop until the corrupted and arrogant leaders of these armies either retire or the army is weakened to an extent where they are to weak to fight.  As for armies such as ACP & the Ice Warriors we don’t want you to feel threatened by us.  As long as you don’t attack us we will assure you that we won’t attack you.

Also the Nachos had an exciting victory on Snow Drift today.  The battle was actually UMA, Nachos, and Night Warriors vs Team Gold, Dark Warriors, and Golden Troops.  It was easy to tell that we won since we took over the Beach, Town, Snow Forts, Plaza, Forest, and possably the Dock/Cove.  I will post some more pictures of the battle tomorrow morning and if anyone else has some I will make sure to post them as well.

~Comment if you made it!~

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*IF YOU HAVE THE TRADITIONAL NACHO UNIFORM (SOMBRERO AND PONCHO) DON’T WORRY ABOUT THIS POST*

Hola Nachos!  Today Joker and I along with a few other Nachos were talking about a new “modern” uniform for the Nachos.  It’s been a long time since the sombrero and poncho have been new releases in the catalog, and it doesn’t seem like they’ll be coming back anytime soon.  2009 was the last time the sombrero and the poncho, the main clothing items of the Nacho uniform, were released.  Since that was way back in 2009, many Nacho soldiers don’t have either item.  For that reason, we have come up with a modern uniform the Nachos can use until the arrival of the sombrero and poncho.

I’d like to note this specifically, we are not getting rid of the regular, traditional Nacho uniform.  That will never happen; it’s the Nacho signature.   The Nachos are going to have TWO member uniforms as of right now: Traditional and Modern.  This Modern uniform is for Nacho MEMBERS who do NOT have the ‘sombrero’ and the ‘poncho’ (since a lot of Nachos don’t have those items), and is ONLY for Nacho members who DO NOT have the Nacho Traditional Uniform.  IF YOU HAVE THE TRADITONAL NACHO UNIFORM (SOMBRERO AND PONCHO) USE THAT; it is prefered.

All credit and a special thanks goes to Skipper1090 for coming up with this uniform idea.

•  Head Item:  Red Cap
• Face Item: Red Sunglasses
• Neck Item: Hiking Pack
• Body Item: Red CP Jacket
• Hand Item: Red Guitar
• Feet Item: Orange Shoes

NOTE: AS ALWAYS, IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE ITEM, REPLACE IT WITH AN ITEM SIMILAR THAT IS RED, ORANGE, or, YELLOW

Next, we are issuing this member uniform mainly, so it catches the eye of recruits on Club Penguin since we’ll be (somewhat) all in order of wearing the same thing.  Also, this uniform is more up to date with the latest clothing releases on Club Penguin, which makes it easier for new recruits to join in and fight with us on Club Penguin.  The Traditional Uniform is still the prefered Nacho Uniform, if you have it, please use it during Nacho Events.

*The Non-Member is not affected by this and will remain the same.*

~If you have any questions regarding the Modern Uniform, please leave a comment.  I’ll be happy to answer.

            ~Puckley~

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At approximately 9:20 PM EST, the NEW Top 10 was published on the CPAC site, by Godplaya. Prior to the creation of this Top 10, the debate about eliminating the Top 10 was thrown around, and by my knowledge the majority agreed to eliminate it. However, the problem is not in the Top 10 itself. It is in the power that the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 has. For example, take the Army of Club Penguin. Over their years of being at the top, it has increasingly become harder to swallow their pride. When Godplaya ranked the Night Warriors and the Army of Club Penguin as #1, this infuriated  ACP, causing Mchappy to declare war:

Some of you might be asking, “so what is the problem?”

Yes, the Top 10 helps increase war. BUT, it is not the war which most armies actually seek. War for a spot in the Top 10 is the kind of war that takes place over WordPress and XAT.  Arguing over the amount of troops that both armies received in battle is usually the majority of actual fighting that takes place. When two armies like the Night Warriors and the ACP try to fight each other, they are too large for one room. There will be no definite winner when the two armies are in totally different rooms; thus begins the flame wars over who won. Following the battle, both armies will post on their site, boasting their numbers, and insulting the opposing army to no end.

Over time, both sides realize their childish ways, and make a treaty. This monotonous cycle will keep occurring as long as the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 is “almighty.” The Top 10 is one man’s opinion, and will always be an opinion. Unless there is an unbiased judge who keeps points of battles, and averages out points after every month, to determine which army did the best against certain armies, then the Top 10 will never be completely accurate. The flaw in this, is that Club Penguin armies are not like this. Club Penguin armies are like in football, where one day a team can have an off day, but the next week they can play like the Packers(SEE? EVEN I’M BIASED!!).

In conclusion, STOP TAKING THE TOP TEN SO SERIOUSLY. It is one man’s opinion, and the concept of there being an ABSOLUTE Top 10 is foolish. Club Penguin armies are NOT about crunching numbers, it is fighting it out going day to day.

Without further ado, the REAL Top 10:

1. P.E.N.I.S (Person’s Elite Night Imperialist Soldiers): As of tonight, P.E.N.I.S have been showing magnificent growth, and they now boast a size greater than any thing that has ever been seen before. P.E.N.I.S continues their pounding of servers like Sleet, Mammoth, and Rocky Road without stopping.
2. ACP, NW, Nachos, IW, IV, FW, UMA, AR: No one cares about these crap armies.

***Person1233***

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