Pie edit #2: I didn’t even make that video, so don’t accuse me of these things. And is it that hard to edit the post, take out the offensive parts, and take pictures?

Pie edit: DCP is giving us more reasons to overthrow their leaders. Watch this video:

Hello,

Right now, there is one massive problem with the army world; DCP. If you want to be more specific, DCP’s leaders. They are corrupt, liars, cheaters, and hackers. They do not deserve to lead an army with as much potential as DCP. I, and the rest of the CP army world, knows that the leaders of DCP are evil people. They have brought absolute hell to almost every army in Club Penguin. So, who’s going to stop them?

We are.

The Nacho Empire vows to fight and invade the Doritos of Club Penguin and anyone who aposes us until their leaders finally surrender to our great forces. Then, we will choose leaders who fit the spot as leader in that army and, under close watch, let them run the army to its fullest. This not only benefits us, but we are helping the entire community of armies. So, please comment if you would like to join our operation. Also, comment ideas about our operation name. I like Operation: DCP Freedom. :D.

DCP has been torturing us for months, bashing us, and bringing us hell. And now, they think they won Fjord? lolwut? No. DCP did not win Fjord today, and it is still our capital. We outnumbered your “great” alliance 40 to 25. And we out-tacticed you. So, don’t accuse us of cheating. This is why armies suck. Everyone wants to find some kind of way that they won. If you won the battle, you won the battle. :|.

~*Pie1530*

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First, I would like to say THANK YOU to the armies that helped us defeat DCP today.(UMA,NW,IW,Others..) :D.

Yes, we won Fjord. Yes, DCP are accusing us of cheating because we killed them. No, we did not cheat. Yes, DCP were p******s and brought like 10 armies to fight us but we still outnumbered and out-tactic’d them.

Now onto point 1. A few days before the battle me and Alfrondo the DCP leader agreed to these terms.

• No claiming
• No bots
• No leaving the underground rooms
• No spying

Now DCP thinks they won because we cheated? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but you broke all 4 of those rules. I banned numerous DCP soldiers who kept spamming chat and spying. I also saw a group of 6  black bots which no Nachos used because I told them if it was them to get them off. Plus one of them was named “Nachopenuin” pretty obvious if you ask me. Then there was DCP leaving the underground rooms. They were getting pwned in the Digging Room and went to the Plaza. Now onto the last one, Towards the end of the battle DCP started claiming rooms :/. We agreed to not do these things Alf yet you still did them when we broke 1 rule. I talked to Alf about this and his response was..”Idc about those rules you spied” I then was banned and left due to immaturity. So clearly Nachos, Fjord is still our server.

Now onto the main part. Despite DCP’s rule-breaking and cheating, we still managed to beat them :D. We averaged 45 on CP and even maxed 50 today! Which means early promo day which will be released tonight.

Heres a summary of the Nacho battle:

Rooms Won: Boiler Room,Mine,Digging Room,Hidden Lake,Plaza,Snowforts,Town,Dock,iceberg

Rooms Lost:Pool(Due to 1/2 our soldiers being locked out)

Retreats:1

DCP retreats: 9

Average on CP:Nachos-45, DCP alliance-40-45

Max on CP:Nachos-Around 60 on the server, DCP Alliance-Around 55 on the server

Pictures from the battle:

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BATTLE IS STARTING GET ON CHAT

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

BATTLE IS NOW GET ON CP TO FJORD SERVER 

http://www.clubpenguin.com/

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Despite every setback and obstacle that Club Penguin has put in our way, the Nachos are still a thriving army and a competitor to our 4 and a half-year rival. Club Penguin has not had a winter fiesta in 2 YEARS. It is obvious that they don’t support our army for whatever reason that is. However, we have overcame the odds and can currently max at 45 to 50 troops, even without the sombrero being in the catalog for 739 days. The Nachos are an army with incredible influence over the army community, and we will continue to pursue our goal of eliminating armies that are detrimental to our society.

I know our army may not be perfect, but our goal is not to be perfect. Our goal is to have FUN and stand strong against our enemies. I may be retired, but I can see that the Nachos are no longer on a path of destruction. The roller coaster has seemed to lose its grasp of us, and now WE control the roller coaster. In order to keep it this way, the Nachos need to stay active, and pride in the army needs to be expressed. You are in THE NACHOS. The army that was created as a joke in July 2006, but grew to become a World Power and one of the best organizations to be in on the internet. The Nachos will only continue this path with dedication from the troops. However, leaders need to make steps to improve the army every single day. One step is tomorrow, when defending our capital server, FJORD.

Equal dedication from the leaders AND the troops is how we will secure our capital tomorrow against The Orange Alliance.

WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOOUUUSSEEEE!

DEFENCE OF FJORD[CAPITAL SERVER]

When: January 29, 2011 (Saturday)

Where: Fjord Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Enemy: The Orange Alliance

Uniform: Wear anything RED

NOTICE: Be sure to also attend the invasions of Kosciusko and BUNNY HILL, an hour prior to the battle.

COMMENT IF YOU ARE HIGHLY MOTIVATED, TRULY DEDICATED, AND READY TO GO OUT AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY TOMORROW.

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Note: Be RED for this battle

❗ DEFENCE OF FJORD[CAPITAL SERVER] ❗

When: January 29, 2011 (Saturday)

Where: Fjord Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Enemy: The Orange Alliance

Uniform: Wear anything RED

Rules:

-No Bots

-You must defend 5 major rooms (5 mins per room to claim it) to win.

-No Spying

This is a promotion battle so if you come for at least 1/2 the battle you automatically get a promotion!

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Puckley Edit:  Apparently, this was a no allies battle… so we didn’t log on to attend the battle.  However, GT ignored the command and used their ally, DW, to help them.  UMA still pulled through and owned them though.

Sorry for such late notice..We are helping UMA in this battle.

Note: Be red this battle but still in Nacho uniform

❗ Invasion of Yeti ❗

When: January 25[Tuesday]

Server: Yeti Server

Times:

3:00 P.M PST

4:00 P.M MST

5:00 P.M CST

6:00 P.M EST

11:00 P.M GMT

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Hey nachos, we’re trying to post more to keep you interested. So today im posting about chat.

I don’t mean to be scolding or a party pooper or whatever other names you wanna think of. Lately though, members, mods, and owners alike have been going a tad far on language and insults. I understand we’re the nachos, and we allow alot more then other chats (hell, NW doesn’t allow other army members in their chat no offense NW just using example)and that’s all good and fine. Yet, I find myself trying to control chat when language and topics start to get out of hand. Honestly guys, I hear the word fag among many others being thrown around, surprisingly, by members. Fag is an insulting term towards someone who is gay. I don’t know anyone on nacho chat who is openly gay, and if there was someone, I don’t see the slightest problem with that. Make jokes sure, but gay or not, they’re people too, and using that word- I just don’t like it. So if you guys could just cut down on the use of certain words till say 8, and if you see a person you don’t know (as in, a new recruit) be extra careful.

In other news, parties are fun, battles are fun, and chat raids are fun. So if you ever get bored, just leave any ideas and or creative responses in the comment section below…

and in case you didn’t get who I was trying to copy there, here’s a little hint…

Thanks for reading my post. I’m Zayer, and I approve this message

“It ain’t easy, bein cheesy”

=Zayer=

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Well, lately we have been focusing mainly on TG as our main target but things are about to change. Yes, we are still at war with TG and will still invade them but we have a few more enemies. An alliance called the “Orange Alliance” has decided to declare war on one our best allies the UMA. Now they aren’t just having a good ole’ fun war.. They are trying to DESTROY UMA. I’m not going to sit back and watch a very old historic army and one of our best allies be treated like crap by GT.  So as of Sunday,January 23 the Nacho army declares war on The Golden Troops Of Clubpenguin(and Allies that help them). We are now at war with multiple armies Nachos which means you will need to be patrolling Nacho servers and making as many battles as you can. We will be raiding/invading GT,and TG servers. So my objective since GT ego has shot through the roof is to give them a little “Nacho Lesson ;)” . Lets come out there and unleash hell on THEM. So be on chat and patrolling Nacho servers all day every day :D.. Keep checking the site for battles and defences.

A message to GT…

We have many big wars coming Nachos don’t disappoint me.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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I couldnt find TG's servers page so I just went off of CPAC.
If these arent TG servers please tell me.

~COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE THESE!~

❗ INVASION OF KOSCIUSKO ❗

When: January 29[Saturday]

Where: KOSCIUSKO Server

Times:

2P.M EST

1P.M CST

12P.M MST

11A.M PST

7P.M UK

Enemy: TG

Be on http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

[We are trying to get 50 or more soldiers at this battle so try as hard as you can to make it!]

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-Immediately After Battle of Snow Angel-

❗ INVASION OF BUNNY HILL ❗

When:January 29[Saturday]

Where:Bunny Hill Server

Times:

➡ RIGHT AFTER INVASION OF KOSCIUSKO

Enemy: TG

Be on http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

[Lets try to break 50 at this battle too so be there :D]

vvvvvvvvvvv

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NACHOS WON!

Battle of Slushy Review:

Winner: Nachos

Rooms Claimed: Dock, Town, Snow Forts, Forest, Cove, and Iceburg

Rooms Lost: None

Average Amount Of Soldiers: 40-45

Max Amount:Around: 49-50

Video By: Nikeblack980,  “Invasion of Slushy”

Video by Fido1625

I know TG will be n00bs and say they won… They maxed, what, 25 at the most?  Ha funny… We outnumbered, tactic’d[If thats a word? :/] and claimed more than you “defended.”  Since when do you “Defend” a room… The only way you defend a room is by forcing the opposing army to retreat or just completely own them which you did neither, so 😛 we win.

Battle of Glacier Results:

Winner: Nachos

Rooms Claimed: Town, Snow Forts, Plaza, Pool, Boiler Room, Forest, Iceburg, and Dock

Rooms Lost: None

Average amount of soldiers: 35

Max amount of soldiers: 45

Pretty much the same thing as the Slushy Invasion… We pwned TG, yet they “Defend” and ran xD.

These were two epic battles Nachos lets get better each battle we have :D.

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT AND ALSO COMMENT YOUR PICTURES OR VIDEOS IF YOU HAVE ANY ❗

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