Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
We have many battles ahead of us Nachos. I dont have much to say except that we should win all these and have fun doing it :D.
EVENT 1
PARTY 😀
When:January 17th[Monday]
Where:Whitehouse[If full, Mountain]
Times:
2:00 P.M EST
1:00 P.M CST
12:00 P.M MST
11:00 A.M PST
7:00 P.M GMT
Results: The party was a great success! We had around 35 or more Nachos there, and we all had a lot of fun! We did multiple things from streaking across Mountain to playing Find Four, singing songs around the camp fire, swimming in the cove, robbering the pizza parlor, and playing hunters and hunted. I hope you guys had as much fun as I did!
Hola my fellow Nachos! We will have a a friendly PB (Practice Battle) with the Ice Warriors, we haven’t had a battle against Ice Warriors in a while. Ice Warriors are huge opponents they won’t be easy to defeat, but I think we can pull it off, and beat Ice Warriors. Nachos, and Ice Warriors have both doing great, and had made huge progress, let’s see who made the most progress. This is just a friendly practice battle, Ice Warriors, and Nachos are still allies. This was supposed to be a 3 way PB, but both armies I asked to be the third participant, were busy at war, and I could find no one else. So now it is just Ice Warriors, and Nachos. Nachos no matter what happens, just have fun! I’m pretty sure this is going to be one heck of a match! Here’s the info of the Practice battle.
Nachos vs.Ice warriors
When?: Friday, January 21
Where?: Mountain, every where 😀
Time?: 7:00 PM est
6:00 PM cst
5:00 PM mst
4:00 PM pst
1:00 Am Uk (sorry guys 😦 )
Let’s go out there and give Ice Warriors, the best we got!
Oh I can’t believe to add this to the post, when we finish the PB with IW, I want us to do something fun, you get to choose what you want to do just vote what you want to do in the poll below :D. Also comment if you can make the practice battle.
If you chose movie night, what kind of movie do you want to watch?
These are just a few tips for the new members to the Nacho army! First if you haven’t done so, change your Xat name to something that pops out, something that just catches our attention. Like for example here are some of our old troops, John Quincy, Death Reaper, Joker (your truly (wary) ) You will get more noticed if you have name like that, or you can just change it to your CP name, just don’t keep the name the chat gives you. You won’t get noticed like that, and we won’t know who you are, which means you don’t have such a high chance of getting a promotion. Also make friends, as fast as possible. It will be so much easier to get around the Nachos if you have friends :D. Even if it’s not a lot it will help you around the Nachos, and soon you’ll end up with a bunch of friends. I didn’t have much friends before, but now I do, so that will most likely happen to every one :D. Try to become friends with one of the owners, it will make them notice you more, and higher change of you getting a promotion. Also change your picture don’t use a avatar Xat gives you not much people like them but you can if you want. You guys can use this picture below to show you’re a Nacho.
I know some of you don’t know how to change your picture so, I made a video showing you guys how to change your picture.
Or you can just click the picture in the post and copy the link from there xP. Sorry I just noticed that. By the way sorry, I love that song ❤
Today was probably the best the Nachos have done in quite a while. This just shows how great of a year 2011 will be. We maxed at over 50 soldiers!We also we able to make a circle in the Snowforts and the Ski Hill! I am so proud of you guys you performed tactics well and we had a big chat and big numbers on CP. If we have battle like this every week we will be HUGE! So I need you recruiting and patrolling as much as you can.
Summary of Todays Invasion
Rooms Claimed:7(Plaza,Beach,Dock,Snowforts,Mountain,Dojo,Iceburg)
Amount of time on CP:approximately 50 Minutes
Averaged Nachos Online:45
Most Nachos online:Estimated 55+
Plaza- To start we logged onto Mountain and were in the Plaza with numbers around 35-40. We did a few tactics and then proceeded to claim the Plaza.
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About 15 until invasion starts.
Beach(Wolfie Creek)- After the battle officially started we headed to Wolfies Creek(The Beach). We had numbers around 40-45 and had awesome tactics. We then claimed Wolfies Creek(The Beach)
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Sun bombing the beach :D.
Dock- After we took the Beach we then stormed into the dock with numbers of about 40. We then formed a diagonal line and claimed the dock.
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Us claiming the Dock
Snowforts- After claiming the dock we charged into the snowforts and did probably our best tactic of the day…A Circle!!(Lol that sounded stupid XD). But yes we formed a full circle with numbers around 45-50
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Us forming our circle and doing happy faces :D.
Ski Hill(Shaddy Patty Hills)- After claiming the Snowforts we then charged all the way to the Mountain(Shaddy Patty Hills) with numbers around 40-45. At the Mountain we formed another circle around the mountain and then attacked the pole with warfaces :D!.
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Us forming a circle around the Ski Hill
Dojo(Mt.Person)- At the dojo was didn’t really do a formation but we did scatter the room full of Orange penguins :D.
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Us claiming Mountain Server! 😀
Iceburg- After claiming the Dojo and Mountain server itself we went to the Iceburg for a little fun. We performed a line across and recruited a bit and then chased me around the Iceburg :D.
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Us recruiting.
“WELCOME NEW RECRUITS!”
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As you can see we dominated Mountain today and it is now back on our server list :D.
IF YOU MADE THE BATTLE COMMENT YOUR CP NAME AND RANK!
To read about our ownage on Mountain Server click HERE
Also if you made the invasion you recieved a Promotion but you need to comment the post if you made it so we know! One last thing, a new mod rank has been added so check the ranks page!
Hello,
Due to our recent sucess, I think it would be good for us to relax a bit and have a party. We have been doing great since the end of the year, getting 45+ at todays invasion (post coming soon), and we need to reward you, the troops with some fun! At this party, we will play games, streak, drink, and many other things. So, if you’d like to have a good time, come to the party.
When: Monday, January 17th
Where: White House (If full, Mountain), meet up at Night Club.
Times: 2:00 PM EST, 1:00 PM CST, 12:00 PM MST, 11:00 AM PST, 7:00 PM UK
Note: Dont forget the invasion of Mountain server on Saturday! Read the post below this one for details.
Hello everyone it’s the Nachos Co-Leader 50 Cent 254. This post is aimed toward CPAC, Major Army Leaders, the army council, etc. Today I’m going to teach you all a lesson about how to run a Government in which most army leaders don’t know about.
An Army Council (something which I once supported) is a huge mistake. Rules in armies mean absolutely nothing if you don’t have power and fear behind them. For example, lets say ACP (the most powerful army at the moment) refuses to follow the rules this council has passed and ends up being destructive, what is the council going to do about it? If every army in the council decides to go to war over it (which I doubt they’ll all unite together due to alliances) then you’ve just solved world peace within Club Penguin Armies which is not what we are aiming toward. Even if the miracle of every army uniting to take down ACP happenes in this situation then all this council has done is create a huge friendly alliance. And if that were not to happen then how are you going to punish ACP? You can’t.
My point is that rules are just words. Words mean absolutely nothing if you don’t have people willing to enforce them and citizens willing to follow them. This is why the only actual law in armies that’s consistently been successful is the 24 hour rule. That is because so many people agree with it and enforce it. Laws such as the Bot Bill & the 12 server rule, etc have failed due to lack of agreement and enforcement, or just starting a huge alliance over it. I never have actually seen the 12 server rule enforced knowing that numerous armies claim to own 20+ servers. I’ve also never seen the bot bill enforced seeing that everybody from Saw to Wwebestfan who has broken it has not been punished. These councils are a mess.
Rules within armies work perfectly though foreign rules (councils) are simply a mess. The only foreign rules that work are not organized rules. They are rules through fear & power. If an army does something that’s “not classy” it is your job to punish them for it rather than hope a couple of words will save the day. If an army tries to mess with ACP for example they know they’ll get their ass kicked and that’s how fear is used to intimidate. Crying to mommy (laws) fail when it comes to punishing though power/size within an army work perfectly. I also don’t like how the media is assembling this council. It’s like Fox News trying to start up a government, just not a good idea. Skloop and CPAC have to much power. Everyone listens to Club Penguin Army Central. They take it literally not realizing that the media is generally opinion based.
CPAC and Sklooperis alone have the power to host virtually every tournament, make or break an army, decide the outcome of wars, and now create laws. Me along with many others have been concerned for awhile now about the influence of the media on armies. They pretty much run Club Penguin Warfare and it’s going to get to a point where they abuse it (if they haven’t yet). So I hope the people will stop them before it’s to late.
Now for a basic summary of what I just said:
Most council rules are ridicoulous, never enforce laws, and just end up creating huge alliances. War does not have any rules.
The only time a council is acceptable is a temporary council due to an army being destructive.
All the stupid laws (other than the 24 hour rule) that council’s have created should be abolished and instead rules should be enforced by the amount of power each army has.
CPAC and Sklooperis have to much power. The media has more of an influence on troops than it should.
Hello Nachos its Tan :D. Since we havnt posted in forever it seems im going to post on a few things that need to be posted about.
Well, first subject is Patrolling Nacho servers. Patrolling does not take long at all just about 5 minutes then commenting on the “Patrol” page of what you saw. You are supposed to patrol Fjord,Whitehouse,Mountain,Cloudy,Blizzard servers. I would like all Nacho soldiers doing this no matter what rank Owners,Mods,Members all should be doing this. You could also get a group on a Nacho server if no one is on yet. You will not be punished for helping the army :).
Now onto my last part of this post. This is just a little reminder of chat rules.
There is NO cussing/Inapp from 7AM EST to 9PM EST.
Consequences:1st time=Kick.. 2nd=Guest
Note:This rule applies for EVERYONE
Now, I know alot of people do not like this but think of the army. If you dont cuss/be inapp then it makes the new members feel more comfortable and not quit. I will allow you to say hell but that is it. Please follow this rule because it is the most important.
Do NOT disrespect other Nachos
Consequence:1st time= kick to whoever is fighting..2nd=Guest to whoever is fighting or involved
Guys its not that hard to avoid fighting. If you really do not like the person or do not want to talk to them just put them on ignore. Simple as that it isnt hard. If you must fight with them than atleast bring it to PC.
ALWAYS go on CP when asked
Consequence:1st time=Kick..2nd time=Guest
Guys this is a CLUBPENGUIN army. Not a hangout on chat. If we tell you to go on CP you go.
Do NOT ask to be a mod or ask for a promo
Consequence:1st time=Will DECREASE your chance of a promo/mod if you ask..2nd time=Kick/Guest
Guys the leaders know who is active and who isnt. You do not have to beg for mod or a promotion. We will know you are active and you will recieve your promotion at the end of every month.
Only Major General-Elite General/Retired 2ic’s + Leader/Retired HOF members can be mods.
Consequence:1st time=Decrease of getting mod.. 2nd time=Kick/Guest
Guys the people who are mods now earned it. They have either fought in many wars as a Nacho or earned their rank up there. You cannot be a Nacho for 1 month and get mod it takes experiance than that.
Now I know we’ve had these rules for a while but now its time to start following them.IF I hear or catch anyone disrespecting these rules behind my back there will be a punishment (I sound like a teacher O_O). That is about all I have to say.
Tan asked me to make this post to inform you that the Nacho Army will be invading Mountain on Saturday. In hopes to add Mountain to our modest empire, we will storm Mountain from Wolfie Creek(Mountain, Beach) and end at the top of Mt. Person (Mountain, Dojo). The time that the invasion will begin, is directly after the practice battle with GT, so an approximate time would be 3:35 PM Eastern Standard Time(12:35 Penguin Standard Time).(Dont forget to read about the PB with GT at the bottom of this post).
The reason we are invading Mountain is because for some reason, Mountain disappeared from our grasp in the midst of confusing war. Mountain is valuable ground to us, because it has Mt. Person(18,342 ft) and the Shaddy Paddy Hills(69ft, stretching 6.9 miles), which are great vantage points for a fort.
(Don’t laugh at me, we’re pretending to be armies conquering servers on a child’s game 🙄 )
Once we win Mountain, the week of January 17th to January 21st will be filled with events on Mountain, to christen it as Nacho soil. In conclusion, here are the official details for the invasion of Mountain:
Other Information: I’m not going to give out a number I expect to be there, but I expect that the Nachos who show up are determined to take over the land that ACP has taken was once ours!
The Nacho Army is officially at war with the Golden Troops.
This war should be a pretty easy war guys but I still am expecting us to break 45+ troops at one of our invasions. Heck, maybe even 50+ troops! So I want you to try your hardest to make ALL battles and be on chat as much as possible for unscheduled raids and recruiting/training. Also a new message to all new Nacho Soldiers….
^That is our chat, where you report to for battles. Also, all ranks have been updated, so make sure to check the ranks page for your rank.
GT wanted to drop out of the war they started, so we were kind and allowed them to. However, we are going to be having a practice battle with them! I am expecting atleast 40-45 soldiers so try your hardest to make the battle.
Here's the details
Practice Battle on Marshmallow
Note: Be red for this battle
When: Saturday, January 15(2011)
Where:Marshmallow Server (If full we will fight on another server but still be fighting for Marshmallow)
~Also,sorry for being inactive this weekend. I was grounded until Saturday morning then went to an NBA Saturday and Saturday night. I just got back and am typing this at 3A.M. :/. Also x2, Great job at the battles!
Today is my 3rd year anniversary of being a Nacho, don’t let me down.
AND YOU DID NOT LET ME DOWN! The Nachos outperformed and outlasted the ACP, IW, and Golden Troops(who failed to stay) today on Fjord for FOUR HOURS! You guys showed that the Nachos can last a long time (smirk), especially when we have something to fight for. Today, every single one of you should be proud to be a Nacho!
Also, ACP and IW decided to help GT at our invasion of Fjord. All diplomatic ties with IW are cut of until further notice. The Nacho Empire is now entering DERP CON 1.
What Happened Today on Fjord
What happened on Fjord today, definitely did not resemble the picture above. In a strategic move, the Golden Troops scheduled their invasion of Fjord on the same date and time when we would be invading ACP’s server of Snow Globe. Realizing that we, the Nachos, had to find a way to counter their attack, we decided to let them invade Fjord and simply take it back after our battle with ACP.
However, the war ended 2 days before the GT’s invasion of Fjord. This did not change their plans to invade Fjord, and we scheduled a practice battle against ACP during the same time, creating the same situation that would have happened if the war was still on. If everything fell into place, how I thought they may have, ACP, IW, and numerous other armies would not have invaded our server, Fjord, during our invasion.
The events of today went like this:
1. GT invaded Fjord at regular time.
2. Nachos invade Fjord at 4 PM EST, like we plan.
3. ACP and Ice Warriors show up instead of the Golden Troops, to fight the Nachos off.
You may be saying, GOLDEN TROOPS USED ALLIES – THE NACHOS WIN! However, the Golden Troops did not have the right to make the rule, listed below:
As much as I would like to use this rule against them, we never agreed to any rule like this, and they are living in their own fantasy world if they thought that they could force us to obey a rule like that. So, they did the smartest thing, and called ACP and IW to their aid, while they sat back and watched. AT first, things were not looking good for us at all. ACP and IW numbered around 50, while the Nachos barely had 20. No Nacho leaders were on chat, and we were not organized.
By 4:45 PM EST, however, we finally got into the rhythm, and defeated the Army of Club Penguin at the dock. The battle raged on for a few hours, and the dedication of the Nacho Army allowed us to have a successful campaign on Fjord. I am not exactly sure of the status of Fjord right now, because we defended it from the armies we needed to, but GT was not there. I will update this post with a lot more later tonight, when more pieces of the puzzle come together.
