So… I’m Jtzink, and I’m retiring from all club penguin armies. The main reason I’m retiring is because… well long story. I joined Nachos under another name that I forget when I was 9. Ever since, I have been in club penguin armies. Now I’m 14. I need to actually get a job and live my life.
Now to my recognitions
Billy Mays: One of the first people I met in club penguin armies. Remember when everyone in the Nachos put ❤ Billy Mays ❤ into their xat name? Good times..
Joker: I could write a story on you! We had a lot of good times. Never had our bad moment really… You will be a successful guy.
I really don’t feel like writing, so leave a comment and ill reply to it with whatever.
Goodbye Everyone… Goodbye.
-Jtzink

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The Golden Troops are intentionally invading Fjord at the same time as the invasion of Snow Globe thinking that will prevent us from taking over Snow Globe.  Well were not idiots.  The Golden Troops should’ve known that it won’t get in our way.  We will be re-invading Fjord 2 hours after the start of the invasion of Snow Globe.  Read below for the details.

 INVASION OF Fjord SERVER

  Where: Fjord  Server

 When: Saturday, January 8th

  Times:

  4 PM EST

  3 PM CST

 2 PM MST

 1 AM PST

 Be on xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

                                           And don’t forget…. That the rent is to damn high!

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Well, first off I would like to say…

WELCOME NEW RECRUITS! If you are new to this army make sure you comment on the “Join” page. Also look around the site at the cool pages at the top. During the day when you have time and during battles come to this chat below.

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

In the past two days of being on CP most of the day we have gained around 35 recruits! Treat them nicely they are Nachos now and need to be treated with respect.

Now onto the day 2 results. Two words EPIC OWNAGE. Today we patrolled on Mammoth all day and gained 25 new recruits! We also defeated ACP most of the day. I was on from about 12-3CST and we won most of the time during that time. After that I heard we also continued to own :D! Our numbers averaged 25-30. We had pretty good tactics.Here is a short video of our time on Mammoth.

If you got any pictures or videos leave them in a comment in this post and I will add them.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Pie edit: Today was an overall great day. Both sides ended up winning a few battles, but in the end, I think we were the overall victors of the day. I must admit, I am very happy with the size, averaging 30-40 most of the time, topping at 38 in the morning. Not only did we out tactic ACP, but at most points we outnumbered them too. If we can get those numbers unscheduled, I can only imagine what we’ll get scheduled.

Nachos, I am so proud of you. The first day of the war and we were maxing 35+ on CP! I logged the Nachos on at about 12 CST and we never logged off until 5:30 CST. I’d say the whole time we were beating ACP. Here is a brief summary of what happened.

Breeze

12Pm CST-We logged onto Breeze and recruited in the Town.About 10 minutes later ACP realized and came to Breeze where we had numbers around 30.ACP then had numbers around 10 where we conquered the Town and forced ACP out. We recruited for a little bit longer until we found ACP in the Snowforts. We then charged the Snowforts where ACP then retreated again to the Boiler Room. We then charged the Boiler Room and fought ACP for about 10 minutes where they then retreated to the Cove(Notice anything here?). We were tired of chasing and charged the Pool and camped out there with around 25 people where ACP finally charged us for once. We fought them off until they retreated to the Attic. We followed them to the Attic where we fought them and they retreated around the server and eventually logged off. We stayed in the attic and played Connect Four for a while when we heard word of ACP on Fjord..

Here are some pics of Breeze:

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Us recruiting in the Town

A nice pic of our Nacho booties ;). XD

Us fighting ACP in the Snowforts.

ACP then retreated to the Boiler Room where we quickly defeated them.

We got bored of chasing ACP around so we sat down and played some Connect Four 😀

Cant take us alone?

Says it all….

We made the Town full all by ourselves :D.

Fjord

The Fjord battle was a little big bigger than the Breeze battle but we still averaged 30 on CP and crushed ACP!

ACP logged onto Fjord after being destroyed on Breeze for revenge. Nachos quickly found out and followed ACP to Fjord. Recruiting in town for a little bit the Nachos had around 35 and ACP with around 10. After various attacks ACP retreated to the Snowforts. IW wanted to join in so they were already at the Snowforts waiting for ACP and attacked. We then got to the Snowforts where IW went to the Plaza and NW logged on and went to the town. With Nachos,IW,and NW numbers combined we had around50-60 and ACP around 15. Nachos had around 25 in the Snowforts and ACP had around 15 where the fought back and forth. NW then charged the Snowforts where both Nachos and NW destroyed ACP. Nachos then charged the Town to let NW take ACP for a little while and we had numbers around 30 in the Town. ACP and NW then charged the Ice rink and fought there where some ACP logged off Fjord and onto Fog (NW capital). Nw asked for no help and they was still about 20 ACP on Fjord. Those ACP charged the Forest where Nachos and IW followed and forced ACP to the Cove. ACP then went to the Iceberg where Nachos and IW followed and destroyed them and forced them finally to the Town where Nachos followed and IW logged off. ACP finally logged off after a long day and was defeated. Job well done Nachos

Nachos and ACP in the forts with pretty even numbers of about 15-20

Nachos sun bomb where we start gaining numbers and ACP loses them.

VICTORY!

As long as this war is happening this we will be doing things like this everyday so be on chat as much as you can!

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 ~COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE BOTH BATTLES~

Here’s the info 

PRACTICE BATTLE WITH ACP

Where:Snowglobe Server

When: Saturday, January 8th(2011)

Times:

2PM EST

1PM CST

12PM MST

11AM PST

ENEMY:ACP

Be on http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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 Note:Be RED for this battle

DEFENCE OF FJORD SERVER

  Where: Fjord  Server

 When: Saturday, January 8th

  Times:

  4 PM EST

  3 PM CST

 2 PM MST

 1 AM PST

 Be on xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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Patrol ALL Nacho servers as much as you can and then report to..

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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Hello everyone it’s 50 Cent 254.  Last night there was an incident on chat where Shad posted some pictures of me supposedly saying bad things about the army.  The situation turned into a long argument eventually turning into a few of the experienced troops stating that if we were a team again we would have reached our goals by now and not have to deal with anymore of this BS.  I know for a fact that I did not say those things about the army while pcing Shad.  For now I think Shad used the chat billy made a few nights ago (looks identical to our chat) in order to impersonate me.  I would also find the fact that we just got out of a civil war against me and Shad hating me suspicious too.  Besides, I’m generally careful about what I say in pc.  Especially to someone like Shad who’s going to use any negative word I say against me.

There is no way to prove either side is innocent.  My question to the troops is “Did this really hurt our army physically or is it something hurting us mentally that is controllable?”  We didn’t have to make it a big deal.  Why not move on?  Last night in the aftermath of the argument me and Tan decided we’ve reached that point where we can’t have this BS go on any longer.  We are an army and we will not tolerate fighting.  If we want to reach a second Golden Age were gonna have to come together.

Now let me go over a few chat rules we will start restricting:

Arguing: You are allowed to protest though it must be peaceful.  If the protest turns into an argument or flame war the person who starts it will be banned anywhere from 1 week to Forever depending on how severe it is.  Anyone who contributes negatively to the argument may also face a less severe punishment.

Swearing: You can say the words ass, damn, or hell though anything worse than that will result in a kick.  You can still swear by bleeping out words (For example: F**k) as long as it’s bleeped out enough.  The second time you swear that day you will be banned for one hour.  Mods and Owners who swear will be warned with a kick after the first offense.  After the second offense they will be stripped from mod/owner for 1 week.  During the night you are allowed to swear though (starting at 8 PM EST).

Retiree Mod Spots: Any retired Nacho who made it to the rank of 2ic or is in the Hall Of Fame is allowed to be a mod.  Any retired troop (exceptions for major army leaders) who does not qualify will not be made a mod.

Rebellions: Even discussing considering rebelling will result in a 24 hour bann.  If you do rebel you will be fired from the Nachos forever.

Hopefully this gets us on the right path.  Of course there are those more responsible for all the commotion within the army than others.  And if those people continue they will be held accountable and punished.

~50

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CANCELLED

Hey its Tan. I would like the leaders and 2ic’s of the following armies to come to this meeting I have schedualed about an idea that I have come up with.

Armies Invited:

ACP

NW

IW

SSACP

TG

UMA

RFW

DW

DCP

AR

WW

GT

IV

Nachos(Myself and 50 Cent)

If your army has more than 4 2ic’s + leaders I ask that you only bring the main ones you have

When: Sunday

Where: xat.com/thecabin

Time:  1PST,2MST,3CST,4EST

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Everything is returned to its original stage (Tan is leader, 50 is 2ic, etc.). The Civil War has ended, and we are once again 1 army.

~*Pie1530*

50: I wanted to summarize the incident that occured tonight.  Basically Joker was made an admin so he could edit the site.  He used that as a chance to overthrow me, claiming that the reason for overthrowing me was because he believed I was pretending to be Ads this entire time which was not very convincing.  Billy created a new chat for the new nachos.  I was one of the few people left on Nacho Chat though with the help of Pie & Hockey we recruited many Nachos to help us out.  We decided to call ourselves “The Revival” and went on Fjord to protest.  The Revival believed that the decision to impeach me was a bad one and same with making Joker & Billy leaders.

Quickly The Revival consisted of the vast majority of the Nachos.  Puckley who was an admin did not want the Nachos to end with a Civil War so he decided to de-admin Joker & Billy successfully settling the incident.  The Ranks are back to what they used to be.  This 2 hour b***fest is over with.  Though The Revival was the most popular side in our short Civil War, everything is going to go back to what it used to be.

I don’t want anyone pointing fingers at each other.  I understand there will be some tension though as corny as it sounds were gonna have to learn to forgive one another and finally unite as an army.  Puck made another excellent point.  Fighting within the army is killing us.  Club Penguin Armies are meant to be for fun.  Hopefully this just made us stronger.  And hopefully we can finally concentrate as 2011 is just 18 minutes away (in CST).

P.S I spent my New Years Eve settling a virtual civil war.  XD

~50

P.s. FIRST POST OF 2011 PWNED!

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For a few weeks now, I have been asking this question. What is wrong with us? The Nachos have changed, for the worse. A few months ago, we were striving. We may not have been the biggest army, or the strongest, but we were good enough to survive. That’s all I care about- hell, that’s all we should care about. Survival. All everyone cares about is the number 1 army, and how they are looked at, and what the leadership is. All I can say is that’s a bunch of bullshit.

I’d first like to say that CPAC has ruined us. A long time ago, there were no rankings. Now, all everyone cares about is “if you’re in the top 10” or “if you’re #1 on the rankings”. It’s all crap. All we should be thinking about is being a good, strong army. Not the rankings, not the bigger or smaller armies. Focus on being an army that has good size. Hell, there are armies out there that suck. We are lucky as hell that we are a good-sized army, and that we can survive with the armies that surround us. Unfortunately, this seems to be the goal for the new leaderships in the Nachos. Being the number 1 army. I don’t want to focus on that. The Nachos are still an army. So it’s all good.

The leadership is also bullshit. All we can do now is overthrow. It saddens me that we have to get so built up about how much you personally hate the leaders that we have to change that. It’s okay to hate the leaders. I’ve hated some leaders in my past, but do you see me overthrowing anyone? No. It’s time the “rebels” think about someone other than themselves for once. I mean, the troops have opinions too. They may love the ownership. They may think it’s great. There is a lot of stress for the troops if there is a new leader. And let me tell you, the Nachos must be pretty stressed, since all we’ve been doing is changing. But once again, personal opinions will dominate in the Nachos. This isn’t only directed to the new leaders, this is directed to anyone who has ever overthrown someone.

The former leadership was perfectly fine. We had a decent size, new goals, and fun. Because certain people thing things about others, now that leadership is gone, and a new “era” starts again. But, this new “era” is going to be terrible. You know why? Because the troops are sick of it. They are sick of change. Change is good, but if it happens to much, it fu****g blows. I know this as a soldier, high rank, and as a Nacho. So, trusting me on this one would probably be a great choice. 😉

Basically, this will start an era of hell in the Nachos. I can fully assure you that this will start a Civil War. Because there are easily two sides, since basically the entire former ownership of the Nachos is gone now. Since people must think of themselves more than the troops, this will be the downfall of the Nachos. The former ownership came new goals and possibilities. I am not “dissing” the new leadership, I am just stating the facts. So new Nacho ownership, take this however the hell you want, but you will solve this issue with 50 diplomatically, not with the overthrow of everyone. You will not follow through with this, and you will let 50 have some kind of vote. Again, this is a selfish thing done by you guys, and all you are doing is hurting us. So, take it as a threat if you want, because my demands will be followed. I may sound like some meaningless dictator, but I am thinking of the troops before myself. And if you refuse, then we will see what happens then. 😉

With love (as always),

~*Pie1530*

p.s. If anyone dares to take this post down, my foot will be 13 feet up their ass.

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