Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Well someone has started pretending to be me and they were successful as they got OWNER rank on chat. If you want to tell me and the impersonator apart my xat user name is Giacalone20. Also that guy has a sombrero as his xat picture. This is my xat picture
If someone could sort this out it would be pretty neat. if whoever is impersonating me would like to stop neat would be pretty neat aswell.
Anyway i have been inactive because my grandma has something called Alzheimer’s so i have been helping her alot with that because my grandpa has been away. Anyway lets crush ACP in the war
Alright, so as my football coach would say, “WHAT A FREAKING JOKE!”
This event was a true joke all around, but not just for us. We weren’t the joke, the Army of Club Penguin was. We had a shit size max of about 11 soldiers and it just didn’t go well. I mean, I guess you can say we were outnumbered, but I wouldn’t be quite too sure about that? ACP multilogged…badly….with…UMA’s multilogs.
So I’ve had my theories about multilogs with UMA for a long time, and their whole genius radical plan. They have a partnership with CPPS.me, so the chat is constantly filled with players and no one can tell who the penguins are that are logging on. It gets a bit obvious when UMA’s maxing 35 at Ausia training sessions, but I won’t go into further detail. Anyway, I see a couple consistent UMA “troops” at events for them like “Nachos357” , “Supergirloxo” and “Tiffany 334.” Nothing suspicious about them… except that they’re at every single UMA event for every time zone. Well, they happend to be at ACP’s event today. And who is ACP’s brother ally? UMA. Now it could just be a coincidence that these troops are just unbelievable, and can make every UMA event AND their allies event today. Hard to believe unfortunately. Here’s a pic of a recent UMA event with the three troops circled.
And this pic just really finishes it off. 19 minutes before ACP’s event against us, this happend at the UMA chat. ACP needed to “null up” their chat for event time, so they used the UMA bot to boot them to the ACP chat. It’s a clever idea, but Nacho intelligence is better than that.
A fine observation by one of ACP’s owners. Even they knew something was up.
I went to the ACP chat to try and reason with Trader to take the penguins off. I was then violently banned and told to “stop crying.”
#HANDSUPDONTBAN!
Enough of the ACP pictures. Time to show our shit sizes on Sleet to the world. We’re truely sorry, citizens of Sleet. We didn’t have a good enough line of defense there today. We shall avenge you, and we will liberate you!
Don’t get me started on “Nachocrusher.”
The cat tanks will liberate you, Sleet!
Well ACP, I hope you’re happy you conquored a low military populated border province within the Nacho Empire. We’ll get it back 😉 . I’ll gamble Sleet for Breeze (your capital).
Today we logged onto ACP’s capital Breeze, intending to invade it in a non-hostile friendly way but ACP only wants to test our patience and just not show up to the battle. This would atleast quarter make sense if it was just one of their random servers, but it was their fricking capital, and they decided to not show up and defend it. This is not what Club Penguin Armies should be like. This is why we hate ACP so much; stuff like this happens in basically every war we’ve had with them since like 2008, and nothing seems to change even as their leaders change over time.
Anyway, we managed to max 24 troops on CP while averaging 21, which is absolutely amazing for a UK event this early in the year, even if it was part US on a Saturday! Well done, Nachos, but the only way we will actually remain persistent in sizes is by constantly recruiting on CP with a spare account! Start chanting phrases like “CLUB PENGUIN NACHOS” and “JOIN OUR FIESTA” on large servers and that will get us new recruits easily. (PC me on chat if you’re confused.)
Click “continue reading” for pics and more information on this event!
Alright, fellas. I don’t know why Trader is sending me a message whilst he is the one who caused this conflict. Trader seems amused at the fact I made a Spring Sport, and that vacation plans/any plans really aren’t gonna happen. So yeah, I returned as a leader temporarily, it’s not a big deal and I don’t expect it to be a big deal. Trader claims the biggest mistake of my career was to return to the Nachos in this war.
I’ll most likely have my practices everyday from like 2:00 EST- 7:00 EST, and Regattas (Races) on the weekends. I’m sure the ignorant Trader had no knowledge of that.
Trader was my inspiration to return in the first place. He is truely the one who influenced my return after hearing all about how Nachos would get recked by Golds, or how ACP would anal us in any war, any day, anytime.
That’s enough talk about me, but Trader now says that I’ll regret stepping foot on their servers. Are you guys scared of Trader? No, I wouldn’t be. Trader’s not gonna do anything, and ACP’s not gonna do anything. They mock our maxing of 10 at recruiting sessions (events based on recruiting) and our maxes of 10 in February-Early March when Nachos are usually a bit inactive. But… Who’s winning the war?
Here, good General Chainpro surrenders the battle in a gracious way.
Yeah, Trader rally made me and you guys regret stepping foot on their server. I think we made you regret your shit talk a little bit. So Trader, you’re talking of making us regret invading you? How long are you gonna wait to make us regret? Until all of your servers are gone?
Good luck in the war to the rest of ACP, but this is what you guys look like because of Trader:
This is a cat tank, it is not amused.
Don’t back down guys. Fire up the cat tanks, it’s game time.
Hola Nachos! Last weekend we beat the Golds in Round 1 of the March Madness Tournament. This Sunday we are facing the Night Warriors in Round 2. This is a huge and super important battle, we need an even larger turnout than last time! Please do your best to make it. Let’s rise against the odds and WIN THE BATTLE!!!!!
Posted on March 18, 2016 by George LegofanCy Sofroniou
Hey Nachos! Tonight, our strong UK Division logged on to defend its precious server, Crunch, from the ACP attack. We successfully defended it, reaching sizes of 16, whilst had an average size of 15. We prepared at the Beach and at the :00 mark we entered the Town where ACP was. We quickly took control of the battle, having great tactics and outnumbering our opponent. Then we went to the Ice berg to finish the battle, where we also outnumbered the ACP. It was a great event today and we tested many different tactics. Great job to both Nachos and the ACP!
Today our US Division logged on to White House to cleanse it after ACP planned an AUSIA invasion of it, but I don’t think they ever logged on for it because they never posted about it. In either case we cleansed it. We began at the Cove, moved to the Hidden Lake, and finished in the Iceberg. This event was sponsored by Kodak Cameras. We maxed 13 and averaged 12. Read on for battle photographs captured by our new optic lens 40x zoom Kodak 3000 model camera!!!
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