Posted on August 10, 2016 by
Greetings Soldiers,
In the past month or so, Commando, RPF Creator, has been running a server map to show which army owns which server. About every army has agreed to follow the server map, including ourselves, as every army would claim we owned no servers if we didn’t. But the truth is this map was made to favor RPF and help them conquer the community.
Commando is damn 21 or some age around there, he is a legal adult. He wouldn’t just be trying to help revolutionize armies at that age. He made the map, even has it as a page on the RPF site, keeps saying battles we obv won or would have won since disputed battle were won by RPF, and even put former RPF Leaders Red and Clout in charge. Totally not biased.
Conno,
Nachos Leader
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Posted on August 9, 2016 by ⚡»Fʟᴜғғʏ«⚡
Posted on August 9, 2016 by Stone523
Hola Nachos!
Today we logged on to invade Blizzard and afterwards invade Cream Soda! Our performance at Blizzard was much better than at the previous two battles. The battle was fought in the Stadium and Snow Forts. We maxed around 20 troops and dominated rpf at the Stadium, then followed them to the Forts and finished strong. We won this battle, but the server will probably go to rpf due to the server level rule. Next we logged on to invade the safe chat server Cream Soda. This battle was fought entirely in the Forts, with both armies just doing emotes the entire time. At least we moved around and got into different formations, rpf just stayed in a circle the whole time. We maxed about 18 troops. Most of the battles were bot raided again. Read on for pictures.
Invasion of Blizzard
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Posted on August 9, 2016 by Stone523
Hola Nachos!
Today our UK Division logged on to invade Outback and then Defend Caribou. We didn’t perform well at these battles, win goes to rpf. Read on for pictures:
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Posted on August 9, 2016 by
Okay can we just take a moment to appreciate this conversation. Just… just take this in for a moment. Take the mental illness in.
“Your formations suck”. At the battle today on Cream Soda. RPF literally stayed in the Forts and circle formation FOR THE ENTIRE EVENT. THEY DIDNT EVEN BOTHER MOVING. CAN WE JUST TAKE IN THIS STUPIDITY. This is the type of dumb you cant even make up, it is so genuine. It is beyond me as to what goes through these peoples minds.
REPRESENTATION OF ELMS MIND DURING THIS CONVERSATION:
Elm: Well we stayed in Forts for all 30 minutes, and the only formation we really sat in was a circle the whole time. But we did that one bomb so yeah, i’d say its pretty superior in tactics to the Nachos.
Good counting just yeah great. Okay. Badboy Elm 2.0 Confirmed. Forget college these boys are looking at the need of grade school.
I hereby name RPF the official Hillary Clinton of CP Armies.
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Posted on August 9, 2016 by
So I looked at the map this morning expecting to see at least some orange conquest. Literally, we barely conquered shit. This whole server level bullshit is retarded. If Hitler’s army marched onto Moscow, the battle wouldn’t be determined on the city’s level of importance as a final deciding factor. Maybe the cities importance would determine the amount of troops stationed there. But the final outcome wouldn’t be decided based on the cities importance. It’s just stupid.
We’re fighting RPF and a map run by RPF. It’s just stupid.
Yeah yo, RPF superiority.
Alright man, Server level.
We did better at Fjord, but server level determines everything now.
Stupid
/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\
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Posted on August 8, 2016 by
Alright, so we maxed like 12 at most on Mullet, and it was A GREAT EVENT. LIKE WE TOTALLY DOMINATED RPF. THERES NO QUESTION THAT WE KEEP THE SERVER. LIKE MULLET DUDE. IT WAS LIT. We lost. We have a great UK, the US needs to pick it up. This post is 100% serious.
HERES A PIC OF US
whoops
HERES ANOTHER PIC OF US
SHIT DUDE THATS AR
UH
THERE WE GO, I MEAN LOOK AT THAT DOMINATION ITS UNBEATABLE!
NOW HERE ARE PICS OF LEGITIMATE SURRENDER FROM THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE RPF.
I could only get a hold of Elmikey.
We lost guys. Gg. I hope this post made you cringe. Happy trails partners.
/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\
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Posted on August 8, 2016 by Edd64
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We won on White House with no show by RPF. They somehow believe its invalid even though we gave 24 notice. We only have 3 invasions today. So theres no reason it isnt invalid lmfao. Must be real hard for you to understand RPF ❤ Maxed 21. They claimed this shit wasn’t valid, but shit below will prove it was.
After that hurrah, we logged onto Aurora for an epic defense maxing out at 25+ soldiers. We successfully defended the server, and the Nacho Army was no where near tired. We proceeded to liberate our capital server, Fjord. Fjord was an easy battle. RPF was tired, but the will of the Nacho Army kept us strong. We liberated Fjord, and moved onto re-invade Sasquatch. Our soldiers paraded through shooting any RPF stragglers they saw. Of course bots showed up to Sasquatch, where RPF wasn’t doing well. Some of the bots were even RPF oriented penguins. It further proves our theory that they raid when they don’t do well to get the battle called off. We held a consistent 25 at these battles.
Things I learned about these battles:
Know who your friends are, because WV completely abandoned us.
Stone523 is a complete tank at leading. Going for like 2 hours straight leading our forces to destroy anything in the army’s path.
RPF stand no chance against the unbreakable will of the Nacho Army.
24 hour notice was given. sorry!
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Posted on August 8, 2016 by
Edit: The Doritos have betrayed the alliance and now ally themselves with RPF. This causes no trouble though, as DCP were the weakest in the group to begin with. We will not falter, you will be defeated RPF. Long Live Nachonnia
✭ ✭ ✭WORLD WAR HAS BEGUN✭ ✭ ✭
All Hail Our Glorious Empire of Nachonnia!
-TOTAL WAR BREAKS OUT IN WORLD MAPS RIGHT CONTINENT-
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 