Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Today a small company of Nachos logged onto the server Shiver. It was formerly inhabited Nacho territory, but was lost  from us shortly after the Special Services shut down. We marched the server to Ice Berg, and got into defensive position expecting an ACP onslaught. There was none. We did not perform as well as usual, however the server was taken with ease. The streets of Shiver are now back in Nachonnian hands. Thank you to all the soldiers who attended. Well done! We maxed like 15.

No response from the coward of cowards, Bam117. Powerful ACP dictator.

I believe Bam is heavily mistaken. His army didn’t show…at either battle.

Together we stand, divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Hola, Nachos!

So, I have an idea for a new drinking game. If you’re under the legal drinking age, grab a juice box and play along!

Take a shot for every flame post ACP makes. I guarantee you’ll be dead within a few minutes.

First things first. About that loss? Yeah, the fucking leaders of ACP were judging it. Of course there’s gonna be a biased vote.

Secondly, we HAVE been destroying your army. The score is what, 9-2 in our favor? Yeah, I’d call that destroying.

Third, the Nachos have never, and WILL never multilog, ever.

*Mic Drop*

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Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division invaded the server Ice Shelf and faced no ACP opposition, once again. Positioning ourselves in the Town, we bombed into the Dock, and finished at the Iceberg. We maxed an excellent 22 troops, with great formations and tactics! We have successfully captured Ice Shelf!

Well, the score is NACHOS 8 – 2 ACP. VIVA LOS NACHOS!!!!!

Fun fact: Exactly 1 year ago today I attended my first Nacho event! 😀 Read on for pictures!

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Hey Nachos.

I just felt like writing this incase anything goes wrong.We got ourselves a spot in the next round of March Madness. It’s a 3 way battle as you all know. I just wanted to say something. CPAC posted a poll and the outcome was that they thought we were likely to win. Now, this is excellent yes but, don’t take this win for granted just yet because we have to fight the battle before winning. So Nachos by this poll don’t let the excitement get to you and let’s actually win this thing. Let’s bring all our reinforcements and let’s win. Make sure to call all Nachos and friends and make sure they attend. Also about commenting, do comment if you attend I know I never comment when I attend and hopefully now I will start to get into the habit of doing it. Come on the Nachos, victory doesn’t come easy, that’s why we want it.

TO DYING, TO SURVIVNG

~Hazie65673, Nacho 3ic~

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So uh, This is an example of Bam117 here. Bam here makes an excuse for why his army is losing this war. Bam now attacks his owners for not taking the offensive, rather than doing what a true leader would do, and accept the responsibility of himself. Bam proceeds to claim his leadership is trying to defame him.

This tells us a couple things, Army of Cute Ponies Crying Pussies’ ownership isn’t stable and there is clearly conflict between two parties, Bam at one side, and the other Army of Cute Ponies’ owners at another side. War and internal struggle do not mix well, and will not fare for the Army of Cute Ponies well.

Bam claims this is the third time we’ve completely cried our way back into a tournament, but I want to know about the first two times. I believe that we were the underdog in both Christmas Chaos and the Champions Cup and we were never “eliminated” in either battle. We were also elminated from this tournament due to the fact Bam was the judge of our battle… Clearly he doesn’t like the Nachos in this post resulting in a biased vote for the tournament. We proved the outcomes of the tournament and how it was bullshit, and the Club Penguin Army Central Chief Executive Officer agreed that it was complete bs.

Bam now proceeds to flex. Now that just makes him a faggot.

Bam now says we need to call legends for us to win the battles. I’d like for Bam to point out a legend that attended our battle besides Edd64. Since August, we’ve practically been on our own. Notice how all of our owners aren’t the most experienced of people? We’ve had guidance from legends, but no actual intervention.

Bam now claims I look funny as hell and that my mother looks worse. Bam is now promoting doxing within the community and finds it comical that a UMA owner attempted to dox me.

Promotions will be out soon, make sure to attend march madness redemption, make sure to keep commenting on posts, I liked the results of my post on it.

Together we stand, divided we fall.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola Nachos!

Today our US Division invaded Sleet to regain the server from ACP. We maxed 14, and ACP did not show up giving us an automatic victory! The newly recreated Water Raiders raided our event, so we did a PB with them. We battled in the Town, moved to the Iceberg, and had a game night after the event. I’d also like to mention CPAC’s war coverage post has some inaccuracies: Cleansing White House does not count as a victory for us, as ACP didn’t invade it. ACP invaded Crunch on the 18th, which was not included, and the Nachos won that battle. And that last invasion was of Cabin, not Crunch. The score would still be 5-2 at that point (prior to our victories today). Read on for pics from this event!

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Hola Nachos, 

Today our Navy with a max size of 18 troops invaded the quiet island of Cream Soda from the ACP. We began in the Town, moved to the Iceberg, and ended in the Boiler Room. It was a very snowball-heavy battle, cannons being launched rapidly from both sides. Being that it was a safe chat server, pretty much only emote tactics were used, expect for our Grub! bomb. We outnumbered ACP by about 5 troops, and executed quicker tactics, which makes this invasion a Nacho Victory! Keep it up Nachos. Read on for pics!

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I feel this post is needed, and will only benefit the army. For this army, commenting on posts seems to be a dead thing. I mean, I still see a lot of comments on the site, but not too consistently. When you comment on a post like “I was there!” or “LOL great battle!” , it tells me you’re involved in the army and it tells me right away who attended the event. When I do promotions, I sometimes have to go back into old events to find some soldiers. Chatting is important, but some soldiers are shy and maybe they’re not too into the Nacho chat box yet.

To fix that problem, I just wanna see people commenting more. The more you comment, the more promotions you’ll get, and the better they’ll be.

If you don’t know how to comment on posts, think of how you joined. It’s the same idea.

This site is 100% safe for commenting on.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola, Nachos.

At 7:50  Eastern Standard Time, a force of 17 Nacho troops landed in the Plaza of Cabin, ACP’s server. We are proud to say that force has successfully captured Cabin. The force of Nacho troops entered the Town to find a small amount of ACP resistance. The resistance  was quickly wiped out by our fighters, and we were delivered a surrender of the Battle of Cabin, which can be viewed here:

Prebattle:

Battle:

Postbattle:

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