So, We lost the tournament today. Normally, I’d just take it, but this one was fucked up. So we Nachos logged on at about 1:45, and we were maxing like 35 in the Beach. We did a couple of warm up tactics, and overall were in a good position for the first room. So then, minutes before, someone was like “Hey, the room is probs gonna be the Ice Berg.” A total of 4 Nachos entered the room. The room was announced as the Ice Berg and we entered the room. We formed a plus initially and overall began to dominate the room. NW did a total of about 5 joke bombs that room, and did put up a fair fight. We then got into a wall formation, while NW walled themselves alongside us. We were then informed by Mach because our four troops entered the room early that we’d be deducted -4 in size for that room. We were bigger than NW anyway.

Now, the bullshit starts. From the minute the battle started, we knew something was up. Bam, Trader, and Mach were the judges. Mach isn’t a Nacho fan, and Trader/Bam… They’re at war with us. Who is the retard that put our judges as the people we’re at war with? Waterkid was right, the Power League now controls CPAC and armies I guess. So, the room was announced by Trader/Bam as the outside of the mine. Well, NW didn’t understand that and went to the inside of the mine. NW missed out on the room, and our shit judges didn’t want a decisive Nacho victory. With 10 seconds notice, they said “We’re redoing the room change.”

The ski village was announced as the room, and the solid 18 Nachos we got in there had no shot in the room. NW was already there in formation. The entire room, they pressed “J.”  We went to the CPAC chat knowing we got jewed out. Believe it or not, after technically we won 2 rooms and lost 1, we were deemed losers by our shit judges. We lost the tournament and we out performed and outsized NW for the majority of the battle. NW pressed J a total of 14 times according to Nacho intelligence source, Dominus. NW was also “accused” of multilogging. I don’t know nor care how true that is.

At the same time throughout the battle, I went to the CPAC chat to see what the f*ck was going on. During the battle, I got a PC from some faggot with my dox. Everything about it was wrong. I found at CPAC chat Verum (not leading his battle) and the rest of the judges having a merry time. We were screwed.

This has been quite a shit day for me so far. I’ve been studying for the entire day, we got jewed out of a tournament, someone attempted to dox me and failed, and I don’t even have pictures of this event.

To all you other armies out there, I suggest you boycott this bullshit or do something about it. I don’t think you all want the Power League in control of CPAC tournaments and I’m sure none of you want this utter shit to happen ever again. If you were in the Nachos shoes right now, you’d be pretty fucking pissed.

Fuck you Trader, Fuck you Bam, Fuck you Mach.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Dan101 edit: CP Warfare recorded a video of the battle!

G’day, Nachos! Today, we fought hard in the Quarter Finals of our lovely tournament, the March Madness. We performed really well, having sizes of 25 up to 35. Outnumbering and dominating over the NW, we beat them and took a spot in the Semi Finals. Although the judges told us that NW won by 2-1 vote, they admit that it was a prank and we won! Great job my fellow Nachos. Unfortunately, I don’t have pictures of the battle, though I have some other.

Stone Edit: My/Agents pictures added in, though none at ski village we were locked out. Even though we lost you all did great. Promos will be given.

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COME TO THE HQ FOR ORDER

http://xat.com/nachoshq

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This is our day. I’m excited. We have the chance to take on an army of equal respect and have a great battle today. They are not to be underestimated. They have trained for a long time, and they are hungry. They want this win almost as bad as we do…Almost. We’ve proven time and time again that we are an underdog not to be messed with. We’ve been looked down upon, and we’ve shocked the community.

What to wear:

OR

I like battles like these. The odds are against us 3-1 in the pre-battle predictions. We do better with the odds against us. We have no reason to be cocky, but we have all the reason to be confident. Get on Club Penguin, move fast, listen to orders. I’ll see on the battle field boys.

Together we stand, Divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Well someone has started pretending to be me and they were successful as they got OWNER rank on chat. If you want to tell me and the impersonator apart my xat user name is Giacalone20. Also that guy has a sombrero as his xat picture. This is my xat picture

If someone could sort this out it would be pretty neat. if whoever is impersonating me would like to stop neat would be pretty neat aswell.

Anyway i have been inactive because my grandma has something called Alzheimer’s so i have been helping her alot with that because my grandpa has been away. Anyway lets crush ACP in the war

Celtic-3ic

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Alright, so as my football coach would say, “WHAT A FREAKING JOKE!”

This event was a true joke all around, but not just for us. We weren’t the joke, the Army of Club Penguin was. We had a shit size max of about 11 soldiers and it just didn’t go well. I mean, I guess you can say we were outnumbered, but I wouldn’t be quite too sure about that? ACP multilogged…badly….with…UMA’s multilogs.

So I’ve had my theories about multilogs with UMA for a long time, and their whole genius radical plan. They have a partnership with CPPS.me, so the chat is constantly filled with players and no one can tell who the penguins are that are logging on. It gets a bit obvious when UMA’s maxing 35 at Ausia training sessions, but I won’t go into further detail. Anyway, I see a couple consistent UMA “troops” at events for them like “Nachos357” , “Supergirloxo” and “Tiffany 334.” Nothing suspicious about them… except that they’re at every single UMA event for every time zone. Well, they happend to be at ACP’s event today. And who is ACP’s brother ally? UMA. Now it could just be a coincidence that these troops are just unbelievable, and can make every UMA event AND their allies event today. Hard to believe unfortunately. Here’s a pic of a recent UMA event with the three troops circled.

And this pic just really finishes it off. 19 minutes before ACP’s event against us, this happend at the UMA chat. ACP needed to “null up” their chat for event time, so they used the UMA bot to boot them to the ACP chat. It’s a clever idea, but Nacho intelligence is better than that.

A fine observation by one of ACP’s owners. Even they knew something was up.

I went to the ACP chat to try and reason with Trader to take the penguins off. I was then violently banned and told to “stop crying.”

#HANDSUPDONTBAN!

Enough of the ACP pictures. Time to show our shit sizes on Sleet to the world. We’re truely sorry, citizens of Sleet. We didn’t have a good enough line of defense there today. We shall avenge you, and we will liberate you!

Don’t get me started on “Nachocrusher.”

The cat tanks will liberate you, Sleet!

Well ACP, I hope you’re happy you conquored a low military populated border province within the Nacho Empire. We’ll get it back 😉 . I’ll gamble Sleet for Breeze (your capital). 

Together we stand, divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

We’re ready, how ’bout you?

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Hola Nachos, Green here! 😀

Today we logged onto ACP’s capital Breeze, intending to invade it in a non-hostile friendly way but ACP  only wants to test our patience and just not show up to the battle. This would atleast quarter make sense if it was just one of their random servers, but it was their fricking capital, and they decided to not show up and defend it. This is not what Club Penguin Armies should be like. This is why we hate ACP so much; stuff like this happens in basically every war we’ve had with them since like 2008, and nothing seems to change even as their leaders change over time.

Anyway, we managed to max 24 troops on CP while averaging 21, which is absolutely amazing for a UK event this early in the year, even if it was part US on a Saturday! Well done, Nachos, but the only way we will actually remain persistent in sizes is by constantly recruiting on CP with a spare account! Start chanting phrases like “CLUB PENGUIN NACHOS” and “JOIN OUR FIESTA” on large servers and that will get us new recruits easily. (PC me on chat if you’re confused.)

Click “continue reading” for pics and more information on this event!

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Some people take this game a bit too seriously.

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Alright, fellas. I don’t know why Trader is sending me a message whilst he is the one who caused this conflict. Trader seems amused at the fact I made a Spring Sport, and that vacation plans/any plans really aren’t gonna happen. So yeah, I returned as a leader temporarily, it’s not a big deal and I don’t expect it to be a big deal. Trader claims the biggest mistake of my career was to return to the Nachos in this war.

I’ll most likely have my practices everyday from like 2:00 EST- 7:00 EST, and Regattas (Races) on the weekends. I’m sure the ignorant Trader had no knowledge of that.

Trader was my inspiration to return in the first place. He is truely the one who influenced my return after hearing all about how Nachos would get recked by Golds, or how ACP would anal us in any war, any day, anytime.

That’s enough talk about me, but Trader now says that I’ll regret stepping foot on their servers. Are you guys scared of Trader? No, I wouldn’t be. Trader’s not gonna do anything, and ACP’s not gonna do anything. They mock our maxing of 10 at recruiting sessions (events based on recruiting) and our maxes of 10 in February-Early March when Nachos are usually a bit inactive. But… Who’s winning the war?

Here, good General Chainpro surrenders the battle in a gracious way.

Yeah, Trader rally made me and you guys regret stepping foot on their server. I think we made you regret your shit talk a little bit. So Trader, you’re talking of making us regret invading you? How long are you gonna wait to make us regret? Until all of your servers are gone?

Good luck in the war to the rest of ACP, but this is what you guys look like because of Trader:

This is a cat tank, it is not amused.

Don’t back down guys. Fire up the cat tanks, it’s game time.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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❗ >>> T O D A Y <<< ❗

SUPER IMPORTANT

Hola Nachos! Last weekend we beat the Golds in Round 1 of the March Madness Tournament. This Sunday we are facing the Night Warriors in Round 2. This is a huge and super important battle, we need an even larger turnout than last time! Please do your best to make it. Let’s rise against the odds and WIN THE BATTLE!!!!!

❗ Nacho Army vs. Night Warriors  ❗

>>> March Madness Round 2 <<<

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➡  Date: Sunday, 20th March 2016

➡ Server: Klondike ||| Room: Dock

➡ Times:

 6:00 PM UK[United Kingdom Time]

 2:00 PM EST[Eastern American Time]

 1:00 PM CST[Central American Time]

 12:00 PM MST[Mountain American Time]

11:00 AM PST[Pacifc American Time]

8:30 PM EEST[Eastern European Time]

9:30 PM MT[Moscow Time]

9:30 PM GST[Gulf Standard Time]

12:00 AM IST[Monday][Indian Standard Time]

|| Goal: 40 Nachos ||

➡ NOTE: Be on our chat http://xat.com/nachoshq at least 20 minutes EARLIER!

➡ Prizes:

Note: Most of the prizes will be given from Legofan Cy

• I will hug everyone who attends this battle!
• 5 Medals[Either we win or not]
• Xat Powers giveaway[If we win the whole tournament]
• Temporary moderator rank on chat for a lucky member[If you attend this battle]
• Temporary Owner rank on chat for a lucky Moderator![If we win this battle]
• We will try for new site updates![If we make it to the Finals]
• I will do your homework[If we make it to the Finals]
• An event of your choice[If we win this battle]
• Xats giveaway[If goal reached]
• I’ll post my face on the site[If we win the whole tournament]
• Promotions to everyone who attends the Finals[If we make it to the Finals]
• We will get a huge trophy to case in our enormous trophy shelf![If we win the whole tournament]
• More Contests![If we make it to the Semi Finals]

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