We die together

At 12:01 PST the Club Penguin servers were closed on us forever. This is the record of the final hour of Club Penguin armies.

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Nachos Take, Burn, and Pillage Breeze from ACP || The Final Event

This was it, the final event. We successfully captured Breeze from the best enemies this game has offered, the ACP. When our army finally dies in a few hours we can go out knowing that we ended with the upper-hand.

We logged in at 10pm EST, and were treated to a chat, that was not only completely filled, but overflowing with veterans of the Nacho Army from throughout our entire history. We began in the dojo, the room that once embodied all that CP warfare was, before heading to the pool. During this period we perhaps achieved around 40+ and a superb quality of tactics. After once again dominating the pool we performed the ancient ritual of streaking throughout the server, which eventually led to the boiler room. Once there we showed our love and affection for each other, to reinforce the bond that has kept us together for over 10 years now. And finally, the last room we pillaged was the iceberg, which through our unity we successfully tipped.

Capturing Breeze from our biggest rivals in our final event shows perhaps everything that it means to be a Nacho. We are the army that was committed to being bold, unorthodox and fearless. Throughout our history we have taken on every challenge thrown at us and we have achieved all the goals that we have set. We are indeed the most legendary army.

I would like to thank everyone who came. You have made this event memorable for all who attended, and I hope when you inevitably reminisce over this community that you remember this last event. The event where we finally showed the ACP and the rest of this community once and for all that we are the greatest army to exist.

Though it must be said, thank you ACP, you were a close second to us and we would could not have had a better army to face off against so many times. I am glad that we have went out together.

I also wish to thank everyone that we have had the opportunity to meet over the years. If you have been a Nacho at any point in our history then this event was for you. This was in memory of everything that we have done over the years, whether it be the wars, the tournaments, or even the hilarious moments on chat. You have all helped to create this memory, and it will last a lifetime.

I guess there is one last thing.

Comment if you made it!


The Nacho Army


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CP Cheats #7 [Lighthouse Band Sheet Music]

← #6 [Box Dimension Music]                                            #8 [Pizzatron 3000 Music] →

Hola Nachos!

I felt like doing another music post before CP closes, so today I wrote an arrangement for the Lighthouse music!


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Blueysib6’s Last Post

The Nacho Army will be gone tomorrow so this is my last post ever. Goodbye, Nacho Army.

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“All Access Pass”

Chrisi’s Edit: But Club Penguin is still available??

Update: They put the servers back online like an hour ago



So uh, where is it?


the nacho army of club penguin hereby declares war on the army of club penguin due to the massive injustice of banning quality shitposter noka8 in his quest for a piece of ass

we will be lighting the acp capital of breeze on fire and then summoning thor’s giant boot to smash breeze into the core of the earth and sink the ice berg



TIME: 10:00pm EST (in 24 hours)

i invite all members of the acp and nachos to attend if you want to see some old fucks shit talk each other on xat and have our last bit of cp nostalgia

if any of yall wanna keep in touch once this is over

my kik is givemethezucc

see ya guys, it’s been real



Hola Nachos! It’s me, Till Wurner, Pony Eee, whatever else you know me by, here to report the *final* event (that was tactic based. We’re still having a party tomorrow.) *sniff* We stayed on for OVER AN HOUR and lived it up on multiple servers. I think it’s safe to say we’re all seriously going to miss this game in the end, whether you’re a vet, a troop, a former owner, a legend, or a Will-Turner-Obsessed freak of nature like myself.


I’m not crying, you’re crying! We finished the event the same way we start them-with War Faces.

We started out on Blizzard, but it was wayyyyy to crowded. Then we moved to Fjord, where LT got salty and bot raided us. Because despite the game ending in two days, they’re still bitter over losing the legends cup. What children, am I right? Afterwards, we moved to Flurry where we took pictures in the Pizza Parlor, hung out at the iceberg, and lived it up at the Stadium. It was a super fun event and I’m glad we could all round up for one last one. I’m gonna try and not make this post emotional, because we’re gonna have lots of sob fests to come. Anyway, continue reading for pictures. There are A LOT of pictures, I tried to get at least one from everyone in. If I missed someone, I apologize.

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CP Cheats #6 [Box Dimension Sheet Music]

← #5 [Thin Ice Music]                                                            #7 [Lighthouse Music] →

Hola Nachos!

Today’s edition of this CP Cheats series will be another music post, this time of the music in the Box Dimension!


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A Nacho Story: 2006/2007


Over the past few weeks, several legends have been working towards documenting the Nacho History from A to Z. I’m happy to present a sneak preview of the complete years, and hopefully this will give you more insight to this grand army’s humble beginnings. It seems during several discussions on the greatest armies ever, the Nachos have been overlooked because of a “slow” start. However, I can guarantee it was anything less than that. I hope you enjoy!


Written by Shadow2446

In the beginning times, order was near nonexistent. Agents, The Red Army, the Blue Army, Vikings, Romans, and the Army of Club Penguin all rolled between Mammoth, the forum server, and Blizzard, the most popular server. Snowballs, relentless charges, and the sound of the drums ruled the Blizzard and Mammoth Dojos. Small clans of Nachos under different leaderships began popping up among servers, but one leader rose among the rest to establish structure and dominance. Around August 2006, Jamesbond1 declared himself the Nacho King of Blizzard. With a small group of 12 core Nachos, he began to establish the Nacho culture and name among regular CP warriors. Two months later, the heir Tom Wolf would establish his reign over the Nachos. Little did anybody realize this small move by a Nacho Captain would establish the beat of the maracas until the end of Club Penguin Army history. Continue reading