Allow me to begin by commenting on how I personally find it hilarious that CPA Central manages to struggle with a Single-Person Elimination bracket with two armies, yet plans to officiate and host a complex “Color War” in their bid once again to take control of the community, even in its dying days. For any of you who believe that the Color Wars are in any way a good idea, you are mistaken. CPA Central proved with the Legends Cup that they are unable to do anything of worth – In fact, we’re still waiting for our trophy and 5000 XAT prize that was promised.

With that being said, the Nacho Army are declining the invitation to join this clusterfuck and I promise you, it’s going to be raided. Like, your little final battle – it’ll be bot raided to high heavens, good luck with a color war then Sammie. Good luck to you, believe me you’ll need it. The Nacho Army is your reigning, defending champions and as the Legends Cup is, let’s face it – the only thing that matters in CPA Central this year since Zing got fired, the Nachos have already proven that when it came to the end of armies, we were the dominant force and we don’t need to prove it anymore.

The Nacho Army is the greatest army in the Club Penguin Community today. That’s a fact, our evidence is the Legends Cup tournament in which we beat several massive armies such as the Ice Warriors and Light Troops, all armies that fell to us. We outlived the Army of Club Penguin, which lets face it – that died in December, despite them claiming to be the number one army of all time. The Nacho Army stands strong now and always did. We didn’t beat the Light Troops on Saturday. We defeated Light Troops and CPA Central’s bias against us. We defeated everyone that stepped to us so quite frankly? We don’t have time to attend some pathetic little ego drive for Sammie and Kingfunks4 as they attempt to relive a history that neither of them were ever actually part of.

CPA Central has fallen. The Nacho Army has risen.

Zing King To

People’s Choice for CEO

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Hola Nachos! I’m kinda stealing Guitar’s idea here but I’d really hate to lose contact with all of you guys. So, if you’re interested, see below for some places you can still talk to me!

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Hey guys, welcome to the Nacho Hub. I’m Zing King To. Back when I was involved in CPA Central, I wrote, directed and produced a list counting down the 30 Most Influential Leaders of all Time. While Sammie and Funks have attempted to steal my list, here is 1-10, the next names that will be coming out.

March 18th:
10. Shadow
09. Explorer7777
08. Puckley
07. Elmikey
06. Person1121

March 25th:
05: Boomer20
04: Pink Mafias
03: Commando717
02: Iceyfeet1234
01: Oagalthorp

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I’d like to congratulate Shadow, Puckley and Person for finding a place in the Top Ten – all former Nacho Army leaders and great community members. Btw, for any CPAC staff pissed at me leaking, I wrote, directed and produced the list and therefore it’s my property – so I can post it wherever I feel.

Zing King To

Peoples Choice for CEO

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Hola Nachos!

We have done it! We are the 2017 and final ever Legends Cup champions! I don’t think we could have imagined a more fitting piece to our final days as an army. Winning perhaps the last biggest battle in Club Penguin is a grand achievement, and it is only right that we sent this army out on top as the very best while adding another triumph to our rich history.

Thank you to everyone, active and retired, who attended today’s battle and helped us prepare this week. It was wonderful to see old and new names unite to bring home one final victory for this great army. The dedication and loyalty of our troops and the connection of our family is unmatched. It’s certainly the reason why we won today and have won so many battles in the past, and it is definitely why we’re the greatest army in this game.

Today along with this entire tournament has been a true testament to the greatness of the Nachos. No matter the situation and no matter the odds, great armies and soldiers always find ways to win, regardless of the adversity. This is exactly who we proved we are, Nachos. Give us a challenge, and we’ll find a way to succeed.

The Glory is Ours.

COMMENT IF YOU ATTENDED THIS GREAT VICTORY!

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Edit: Added a some more contact info

BEFORE YOU READ: To all my Club Penguin Army friends past and present. I wanna stay in contact with every last one of you after cp dies. If you guys could leave some form of contact information, please give it to me. We may have to say goodbye to club penguin, but I don’t wanna say good-bye to you. I’m leaving my contact info in case some of you never come to Nacho chat again:

Xbox Live: KeybladeHeart8
PSN(PS3):Guitar48300
PSN(PS4):Guitar483000
Steam: Guitar48300
Discord: Guitar48300 or #9296
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/michael.clayden.9
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Guitar48300
MSN: michael48300@hotmail.com
Deviantart: Guitar48300
YouTube: MetallicaFan657
Skype: Guitar48300
Instagram: Guitar48300
Reddit Guitar48300
Tumblr: Guitar48300
WhatsApp: Guitar48300

Phone: PC me if you want my number

Kik:Guitar48300

please leave snapchat too because I plan to get a device that supports that sometime

PC Me if there are other/better ways to stay in touch with you.  I’ll make it work.

please leave snapchat too because I plan to get a device that supports that sometime

With Club Penguin now shutting down, I think it’s time I told everyone my story. Throughout the years many people in Nachos & CP Armies did this in their retirement post. But i never retired from this army in all the 8 years I’ve been here. But since I refused to retire, the only way anyone could know about me was by asking on chat.
Anyways, here we go:

2006:
I didn’t know or care much for the internet. I just used it for school and every once in a while my best friend would show me a flash game site. One day, we were having a sleepover and I saw him playing a penguin game on a site called miniclip. His cp name was Jordan_On_23. And I was surprised to hear that it was a game where you can interact with other people around the world. You could type whatever you wanted and play games with them. That is of course until he told me you can’t cuss or say mean things.
but nonetheless I thought it was awesome. Then, on June 13th, 2006 I registered
for Club Penguin. I typed in the word Guitar because I like rock music and wanted to play the guitar. Afterwards I closed my eyes and typed many random numbers, getting 48300.
And thus my internet name was born. Once I started playing and once I got membership, I loved it

2007-2008:
One day, I discovered on YouTube, that Club Penguin players made there own music videos and other videos. Some of my favorites were Portionator, Mutant444, Musian, CPBroadcast, Hartcory,Nachoz Rulez, Artic Furry, Slimz1 and last but not least: Person1233. I loved these channels so much I wanted meet all the penguins one day. I even started my own channel(MetallicaFan657), but back in 2010 I deleted some videos due to embarassment if my friends discovered my channel. But there are a few still on there if anyone is curious(If i fix my broken laptop ill reupload).

2009:
I was playing Club Penguin like normal. Occasionally there would be some snowball fights at the Dojo or Snow Forts that I’d join, or I’d try to start my own. Then one day, in the Town of some server. I saw Penguins in Sombreros fighting a team of green penguins. The green team was ACP and of course the sombrero penguins were The Nachos. I went to ACP’s side that day because their name was Army of Club Penguin. That maybe lasted 10 minutes then both teams logged off. A couple months passed and later I discover that Person1233 was the leader of The Nachos and he had a link to their website. I clicked and instantly joined so I could meet Person.

2010-2017:
No matter what it was I was doing, I made sure to stay active with this army. the only things that got in the way were high school tennis and going to School of Rock. Whenever I had nothing else to do, I’d come by here. Though I wasn’t as chatty as some of the rest of you, once you got a topic I could chat about then we’d have a good time. As time went on I started growing attached to this place. I made so many friends and shared countless memories. The wars, doodleraces, chat mafias, chat raids and just regular chat.
This place is like a second home and family for me.

One of my favorite memories is when Nachos and other armies went to war against the Walrus’ or IATW. For those who don’t know, IATW or Iamthewalrus was a hacking
group who tried sabotaging cp armies. They were known for sending inappropiate messages through cp postcards and teleporting their penguins all over the room
Another great memory I have was: one day I was talking to a random person about Nacho Army at the Cove(forgot what server). Then out of nowhere ACP showed up and attacked us.

When I was Leader: Honestly, it was a challenge for me. I led mostly through times when Nachos were really inactive, and I couldn’t have done it without the help of another owner. But it was enjoyable being able to lead this army for a while.

Personal favorites of Nachos and Club Penguin:

Favorite War/Battle: I guess I would have to say any of our wars with ACP, RPF, LT and DCP were the best because that’s when we’d sometimes make memes to mock the other army.
I alway got a laugh out of them, expecially ones made by Voncheifer.

Favorite Event: Nacho Army Swim Club https://atomic-temporary-5366444.wpcomstaging.com/2015/01/10/nacho-swim-club/

Favorite Tactic: Power in the Hat

Favorite Chat Games: Chat Mafia & Doodlerace

Favorite Club Penguin Game: Pizzatron 3000

Favorite Club Penguin Party: Fall Fair(2007)

Salsa or Cheese: Cheese all the way

and lastly…

Favorite Part about Nacho Army: We never gave up. We never became one of those armies that died for a while or forever. There were many times I saw this army right at death’s door, but time and time again we rose up and got back to being a powerful army. I always be proud to be a Nacho for that.

About me irl: I am 21.(as of this date) My favorite things to do are play guitar, video games and lucid dreaming. Kingdom Hearts, Prototype Dead Rising and Saints Row are my favorite games. My goal in life is to become a popular rockstar who plays songs on the radio and on the big stages.

Friends & Nachos I’ll never forget:

Person1233
Akabob
Linkin
Shadow2446
Quince
Korei
Jaro
Joker
Billy Mays
Blake
Zzztops
Agent Cool Y
King Kinz 10
Alessa
Meadow Sue
Jenny/Blazelflack
Shad
Shedinja777
VideoGamer57
Miroos/Zamros
50 Cent
Tancho
Policeman55
Pie
Tomb147
Tanman626
Dashing Snow
Jtzink
Zakster
Zayer
Tucksy
Puckley
Molly/Missfrog
Buck
Yoangelyo
Cutietuti
Tomato_8883
Fido1625
Fluffy
Zekrom
Danny
Ads354
Green Dai
Harry Joe
Baseball1043
Beeky128778
Edd64
DJ Dan
Wolfie1215
Folay
Bubbagum
Abced
Alessandro
Roverbot
95 Spider
RJM
CamperJohn
Shivertoe
Oberst543
Emily/Tamary
Weazelkid
Hurricanex1
Fiffylog
Mikester
Pechu
Kid
Zakster
Wojanna
Yeasy
Vick44
BMF
Dvroak/Hades
Laoise
Chrisi Blule
Vonchiefer
Darkman
Zing King
6789Cool
Poseidon
Legofan_Cy
Conno11
Dan101
Stone523
Agent233
Kevin/B_Batman
Jammi_Dodger
Celtic
Bosss3
Fabgirl
Snickers4763
Ryan
Centaur
Cookky
Blueysib6
Blueychaz
Hazie65673
Thomas
Apple7783
Arureadindis
Pepe4358
Mario_988
Sava346
Dominus
Rook
Earthing

And now I shall end this post with a CPMV I made:

Rest in Peace Club Penguin, Rest in Peace Nacho Army. You were a big part of my life.

May the Salsa Be With You all.

n

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PROOF THAT I WARNED SAMMIE BEFORE HAND ABOUT FLEN:

Before Sammie became CEO, DrFlen was banned from judging any battle that Light Troops were part of. Sammie decided to change this and allowed Flen to judge. I informed Sammie about Flen’s former alliances to LT as you can see above. Sammie then stated that Flen was never part of Light Troops, proving that Sammie has no fucking clue about who is allowed to judge and who is not.

This means that Sammie knowingly, because I told him, allowed a former Light Troops owner to judge the Light Troops, despite having a tie to them and announcing prior that he is Anti Nachos and Anti Zing.

LT AT THE MINE SHACK

Since Flen was judge, he knew the room before anyone else, he was giving it to LT. This was clear when the room was Inside the Mine. Flen told LT to go to the Mine Shack and wait there, then when the room was given, they’d have an easy path into the Mine. Sammie could have prevented this by keeping the ban on Flen, but chose not to in order to mess with me as CEO.

SAMMIE BANS ME SO THAT I CAN’T SEE THE ROOM

CPAC were announcing the room on chat, meaning that I needed to be on the chat in order to be able to see the room. As you can see above, Sammie got herself locked out of main chat, so decided to ban me – someone who NEEDED to be on the CPAC pool to get the room in order to get back in?

As you can see, this was complete bias towards Nachos and myself. We were doomed from the start, and Sammie stacked the deck against us right from the start.

This is the Second week in a row I’ve exposed CPAC. This is the second week in a row I’ve been proven right.

Zing King To

People’s Choice for CEO

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VICTORY!

2017 Legend Cup Champions

Post coming soon.

Saturday March 18th 2017

TOURNAMENT BATTLE 

Server: Klondike||  Room: TBA

Times: 4:00 PM EST, 3:00 PM CST, 2:00 PM MST, 1:00 PM PST, 8:00 PM UK

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Hola Nachos!

It’s been awhile since I made one of these posts, you may remember them from this past summer. With Club Penguin closing soon I was revisiting some of my favourite mini-games before they’re gone. I’ve always loved the music in Thin Ice and thought it would be cool to write the notes out and share it with you. 🙂

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Hola Nachos! I’ve wanted to make such a post for every Tournament we participated, but I was too bored to. But now, this will be our final battle, and I want it to be good. Today, I’m gonna give you some basic information, tips and guidance in order for us to succeed. You are required to continue reading. Continue reading →

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