Tan Edit: :(.. I LOVE YOU

Yep, I am retiring. The nachos were very very fun and i made MANY friends. But the reason I am retiring is because I just can’t keep track of the nachos anymore. I go on chat maybe once a week when i used to do it every day. I have missed many PB’s and battle also. I never wanted to this early only 8-9 months. But at least I have got some good things done. I got to mod.(Then got umm…..demoted) And I also was here when we won the Legends Cup. I had 9 good months with you guys but I have to go. I KNOW I will be back. Maybe in even one or two months. I will also be on chat a lot. So I had a lot of fun but, sorry, goodbye.

People I would like to thank.

Tanman,Ads,Billy Mays-Best leaders ever. I will not forget you guys when I am gone.

Fido-One of the best friends I met as a Nacho.

J boy and Edd-Also best friends I matt here.

Zayer-First person I met as a nacho. And gave me ONE reason to get mad sometimes.

Matt-Always was my friend when others were mad at my. I will never forget you when I am gone.

Kronos-Best friend(I know him, lol) and you always kept me up to speed and got me promos a lot.

I will never forget you nachos and i will love coming back when I do. Goodbye for now.

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Hola Nachos!  I’m not making a post about today’s battles since I was only able to make the very last battle of the day.  Tan or 50 will make a post about the results our battles today later on.  Instead, I want to remind you of things to know during a battle, or just the one’s I have noticed you guys not knowing and frequently making the mistake of.

Things to know during a battle:

1.)  Scouting

Scouting is an important part of a battle.  You always need a scout, so you always know where the enemy army is when they happen to not be in the same room as you are.  Having a scout makes it useful, so the entire army doesn’t have to go searching for the enemy.  We can simply stay in position waiting for the scout’s report.  If there are multiple scouts, it defeats the purpose, which is what our problem is.  We need ONLY ONE scout, so it isn’t obvious to the enemy army that we now know where they are.  Simply having one scout makes it easier for us to sneak up on an army and ambush them.  Now, who is our ONE scout?  Our one scout will be Qwerty.  If Qwerty can’t  make a battle, the leader will assign another scout for that battle.  If we see anyone else scouting besides our one scout, that person will banned on chat for the rest of the battle.

2.  Server, Room

It is really annoying when the leaders have to repeat a specific command over and over again.  We are usually good at following commands, but sometimes some of you get behind and are left alone in the room.  Instead of spamming the chat asking where we are, you can simply look down at the bottom of chat and know right away what server and room we are on!  No asking questions or anything.  It is always updated, and very useful.  Now use it.

Now that is clarified, hopefully we can be more successful and have more troops on the same page in the same room.

“Claiming Rooms”

I have never understood the strategy of “claiming rooms” to win a battle.  However, every army in this era at every battle seems to use it.  It just doesn’t make sense to me whatsoever.  You almost have an ENTIRE battle without evening fighting the opposing army!  That’s just wrong and sad. 

Also, some armies “claim rooms” by having their ally or allies do all the work of claim the room, while they sit there attacking the enemy, but really just distracting the enemy, so they can claim victory.  It is also impossible to tell who actually “reclaims room.”  It doesn’t make sense.  Another thing I hate is that when army says, “WE DEFEND THIS ROOM” when you are still the in the same freaking room still fighting them. 

What ever happened to actual fighting the enemy?  That’s what makes Club Penguin warfare fun… attacking, tactics, strategies all within a room or two, not claiming a room with no one around.  That’s just stupid.  Let’s go back and start fighting like we used to.  All you people seem to talk about is going back to the old days… that’s one way you actually can.

It is what it is.

~Puckley

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Note: If you have any pics please link them here and I’ll be sure to post them.

Today we got in some great target practice on Fjord while defeating the cowardly Team Gold.  Lead mainly by Joker, Puckley, Me, and Zayer we easily defeated Team Gold.  Due to Team Gold’s low quality leadership, and poor training techniques we did not have to put in much effort to pull off a victory.  During the battle we basically chased the frightened “Yellow Army” as they ran away.  At the beginning the Nachos had a strong force of roughly 25 whie Team Gold only had 4.  Not knowing that those 4 Yelow Army troops were not rogues we considered logging off.  Then our scout (Qwerty) reported 10 Team Gold troops at the Town.  I laughed knowing that it took 20 minutes for the Yellow Army to get all of their poorly equipped troops on Club Penguin. 

 As our force of 25 troops approached the Town we charged forward with a powerful War Face Bomb.  Soon after we finished it off with the re-introduced Line Breaker Tactic which really beat down the already weak Yellow Army.  In just 1 minute Team Gold left the Town and began to run again as usual.  The rest of the battle was 25-30 Nacho Soldiers beating down on 7 Team Gold troops who attempted to flee from room to room.  I’m proud of you guys.  I love the enthusiasm.  It brought me back to the 3rd generation when Person lead.  I think we may have just reached another Golden Age.   The troops are happy, and we are consistently getting 30 Troops per battle on weekdays and 50+ on weekends.

~50

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Yes, the time has finally come… 3ic elections!  Recently, Puckley was promoted to 2ic along with 50 Cent.  Here is how the current rankings look like for owners….

Leader: TanMan626

2nd in command: Puckley, 50 Cent 254

3rd in command: Zayer, Joker, -open spot-

Now, who is running for this you ask.. “Read More” to see 😉

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Again the title says it all.  Team Gold’s leader Spice offically has “no balls”. First he takes off the server page on the Yellow Army site fearing that we would successfully dominate their entire nation.  Second Spice tries to surrender which as promised we have not accepted.  He tried to ignore the Nachos by starting a new war with the Ice Vikings.  The Nacho forces will not tolerate him chickening out when he still has a debt to pay.  This is not an invasion, just a battle.  If Team Gold refuses to show up then this will be an even larger embarrassment for Spice and Team Gold.

Event: Battle vs TG

Server: Fjord

When:February 2nd (Wednesday)

Times:3 PM PST, 4 PM MST, 5 PM CST, 6 PM EST

I expect at least 40 Nachos to show up even though it’s a school day.  The battle will continue until there is either an obvious winner or either army surrenders.

~50

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50: Awesome but make sure the colors aren’t Black and Yellow, that song sucks. XD

King:

• Steelers fan color: Black and Yellow (of corce)
• Packers fan Color: Black and green (of corce)

Oh yeah, we also need Judges… I recomend Person1233 and Shadow2446

Well I’ve said this idea on chat many times, but I want you to give me your opinion on it. I suggest that we have a practice battle before the super bowl (sunday). This practice battle will consist of two teams Packer fans vs. Steelers fans. This is just for fun and for the kicks of it. I think it would be neat if every army participated in this event. The winner will be bast on Size, tactics, and organization. When I say organization, I mean have its own chat, one or two people leading, and neatness on Club penguin. The winning team will have bragging rights and can put MVP in their names till the Superbowl to show that they won and that they want that team to win =D!!! Of corce this will be a day of peace for any army that wants in. Steelers FTW!

So what do you think, Should we have this event? Honest please…

PERSON – Steelers? Pshhh…

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~SuperBowl today~

What are you doing just staring at this website? There are battles going on!

❗ 3 Battles Today ❗

❗ BATTLE FOR SNOW ANGEL SERVER ❗

When:February 6,2011(Sunday)

Where:Snow Angel Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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❗ BATTLE FOR PERMAFROST SERVER ❗

When: February 6,2011 (Sunday)

Where: Permafrost Server

Times:

3:30 P.M EST

2:30 P.M CST

1:30 P.M MST

12:30 P.M PST

8:30 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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❗ BATTLE FOR ICE BOX SERVER ❗

When:February 6,2011(Sunday)

Where:Ice Box Server

Times:

4:00 P.M EST

3:00 P.M CST

2:00 P.M MST

2:00 P.M PST

9:00 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

I know this is a lot of battles Nachos but I expect us to still win them all with 30+ troops. I know its a lot of times. The easiest thing to do besides remember the times is just being on all afternoon because we will be on Club penguin all afternoon.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Pie edit: Brandon is officially a retard:

Note: Wwebestfan, just because Don’t ask don’t tell passed doesn’t mean you can lead an army.

Dear DCP & Team Gold we do not accept your surrenders.  Like we said at the beginning of the war we will fight until the enemy is completely destroyed.  DCP and Team Gold aren’t armies.  There just examples of simple-minded obnoxious kids.  I don’t want to be at a meeting with all the major armies and be thinking “Oh there’s quite a few intelligent armies here Nachos, UMA, ACP, IW, etc oh wait…. here’s DCP & Team Gold.  Both armies have idiots for leaders.  It’s amazing how their leaders both have over a year of leadership experience yet negotiating with them is equivalent to negotiating with a retard.  All DCP & Team Gold do is talk s**t in the most pathetic way imaginable and they don’t expect us to return the favor?  Come on, honestly?  Were Nachos, we don’t take that BS easily so fear us!

I want to compare the Nachos stengths to DCP/Team Gold just to show who’s the better army.

Battle Attendance: Nachos: 50-60       DCP: 25    Team Gold: 25

Intelligent Leadership:  TanMan626 (Hard Working, Respected amongst the troops)  Wwebestfan (Simple-Minded, Gets frustrated easily)   Spice ( Simple-Minded, lacks creativity).

Functional: Nachos (tight hacker security, stable army, great personality for an army)  DCP (Hacked countless times due to low hacker security, Wwebestfan often acts as a dictator with his decisions)  Team Gold (Layed back army, known for being lazy).

Allies:   Nachos: Have a large alliance with the Night Warriors/UMA and a close alliance with IW.  DCP/Team Gold: Most allies will not help them in wars unless it’s toward their benefit

To the troops of Team Gold/DCP.  Do you honestly want to be in an army full of obnoxious little kids or a functional army that knows what there doing?  Think about it.  It’s a waste of time to spend your life listening to Brandon or Spice lie with his terrible grammar while going on about how he gets a boner from looking at John Cena.  We will continue attacking to the death.  If you f**k with UMA, if you f**k with the Night Warriors, or if you f**k with the Nachos then your messing with our alliance.  P****ing out of a war you started is also a stupid decision.  You can’t just surrender and think everything’s going to be great after that.  We want some kind of benefit out of teaching your armies a lesson.  This is No Mercy

Tan Edit: Says it all.. VVVVVVV

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Many people join armies because they’re name (ACP=Army of Club Penguin, they sound such as an army that is very legit) or their graphics (Night Warriors) Yet when people look at nachos, they wonder “Why should I join them? They are the name of a food, not warriors or anything like that.”  So I thought I’d point out some of the valid points of the nachos, to encourage future recruits, and keep the faith of present day soldiers to stay with us.

1. Easy Going

Nachos are fairly easy going. We allow people to swear on chat (within certain times) and other armies are welcome to come and hang out on our chat with us as long as the conversation they bring is appropriate. We try to have fun as much as we can, and focus less on the politics and rage blogging of other armies. It’s a game for Gods sake, so I think nachos are right in this approach at warfare.

2. Original

To also go under this category is unique. We don’t go out and recruit every day and patrol all the time, and focus on tactics all the time, set up all our webpages the same etc. as other armies. We try to be different, mix things up, have new and fun events. We want to hear your opinions, and use them. We don’t just put up a poll and ignore the votes, we really consider what the ARMY wants. To sum this point up, we try to keep things changing and fun while keeping our core values so we are stable yet flexible in what we do.

3. Respect & Balance

I figured these 2 could fit together. The nachos respect one another, as well as other armies. While we occasionally poke fun (as does everyone) we know our limits and we simply express opinions, and if you find it offensive, well, don’t read it. So, we balance out our fun and events to keep things fun yet efficient so we can really do well in battles, and we keep respect and poking fun in balance so we can make things a little more fun and interesting, without literally offending anyone.

the list could just keep going, but I felt these were our values and goals we keep in mind in everything we do. These points represent the nachos, and make us the army to join and stay with if you want the most out of your CP warfare time. I hope this inspires new ideas and hope about the nacho army, and to see you all around chat.

And, as always, if you have any creative or new ideas or thoughts on this army (positive please) then leave your responses to this post and the actions of the nacho army below

This is Zayer with a Nacho Post, See you Around

“It aint easy, being Cheesy”

Credit to Matt on Chat for giving me this catch phrase 😀

=Zayer=

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Well, as I promised, if we broke 50 at the Fjord Defense and won our battle we would have early promos! So here they are!

Note: If you didn’t get a promotion and thought you deserved one, leave a comment with your Club Penguin Username and Nacho Rank.

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