Edit: Read about recruiting Wednesday here

Edit:Read about the banning of cussing on chat here and here

Hello Nachos,

Since nothing good is going on, I think it would be appropriate to have a World War For Fun. If you have some mental disability and can’t assume what this is from the title, a WWFF is a fake World War. There are 2 teams, consisting with 8 armies (The top 8). This is supposed to be fun, and I will declare the winner, so don’t be pissed if you lose, or don’t call me biased. All armies must provide pictures on their website. Here are the armies invited (an owner rank must accept the invitation first, if a leader would like to withdraw, PC me on chat. Comment with your army name saying that you will be showing up) :

ACP (Accepted by Bob)

Nachos (Accepted by ME)

NW

TG

IW

UMA
RFW(Accepted by Pring)
WW

I tried to make the teams as fair as possible. Here they are:

Team ACP: ACP, IW, TG, WW
Team NW: NW, Nachos, UMA, RFW

Each army is individually fighting, so you are not bunching up together trying to become one mass force. Fight any army from the opposite team, I could care less. This is ment to be something so we can evaluate how big these armies are. I also want to see a good old World War. Here is the rest of the information for the battle:

Who: Team ACP vs. Team NW
WHEN: Saturday, December 4th, 2010
WHERE: Outback, EVERYWHERE
Times: 2:00 PM EST, 1:00 PM CST, 12:00 PM MST, 11:00 AM PST, 7:00 PM GMT

I would also like to shout something out to NW and ACP. If you guys get ultra-huge, would you mind possibly splitting up into your divisions,  just so we can actually fight. Remember, this won’t affect your status of winning, because splitting into two teams is really good for your team. I’ll PC the leaders if I see this problem.

Owner ranks, remember to comment!!

~*Pie1530*

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Nathancool1: Remember the N.E.D recruitment that starts on Monday, click here for the details

After helping UMA on Mittens and Walrus today, UMA asked us to help with the invasion of the server Snow Board.

We happily agreed to help.

After all, what else do we have to do but be perverted on Chat?

Invasion of Snow Board

TODAY

3:00 EST

2:00 CST

1:00 MST

12:00 PST

8:00 UK

Together we will pwn with UMA

Sorry for the short notice!

I will not be there.

-Pwn

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77 here as your new 3ic (from like a week and 1/2 ago.)

This post is basically if you made all of the recruitings post here and you’ll get your 3x promo. FOR MEMBERS ONLY.

Mods also comment to get you 1x promo. YOU CANNOT GET PROMOTED TO OWNER.

You have til Tuesday at 9 PM PST to comment.

~77~

BTW i want hot pink for my edit color (wary)

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Pie edit: I have to agree. The colored posts make us look like an army that was ment for small children. Even ACP doesn’t do that on their posts. It makes us look foolish. The only color on posts should be if you are trying to organize something (color coding), an edit, possibly a battle, or if you want to emphasize something (ex. If you are making a post about teamwork, you can make the word “teamwork” in your post a color so it stands out.)

Hola Nachos under this leadership, who I probably don’t know all that well 😦 !

I hope I do not come off as condescending with this post, but I felt it necessary. After monitoring the posts on the Nacho site for the past few months, I’ve noticed a sharp decline in the quality of content. Using “Heading 1 – 3” other than “Paragraph” is fine when used in the context of announcing something short. ie: “The Battle of Fjord” “Chat Rally!”. When users first enter this site, they see LARGE TEXT and edits that appear obnoxious. I apologize if you prefer this, because then I am just insulting your preference of website. However, to my knowledge, a majority of users do not like to be bombarded with posts filled with obnoxious colors and text. Most users would like to see professional content to assure them that the organization they are joining is not filled with morons, which leads me to my next point.

Grammar. Using proper grammar on posts is crucial to looking professional! I am aware this is based off of a game which was originally geared towards users 8 to 14 years old, but even a young child can realize what is professional. I have noticed that many posts include choppy paragraphs with punctuation that will leave one confused because of a lack of proper stops. I am not saying that I want perfection in grammar, yet I would be giddy to see an improvement. Furthermore, I am not saying to be verbose; please do not be verbose in your posts! Our audience consists of younger members, and it tends to be unfavorable to use a verbose vocabulary(using unnecessarily long words.)

Who am I to demand this?

I don’t believe I have the authority to DEMAND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU to use 100% proper grammar. This is simply a strong suggestion coming from a person who led the Nachos to their highest point in history. I believe that this is my duty as an advisor, which is to give advice to the current leaders so they don’t make mistakes which I made, and can be prevented. Thank you for your time,

***Person1233***

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*awaits hate*

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Hey Nachos its Tan. If you have not read on CPAC they requested that armies get their servers straightened out. What they mean by that is many armies claim to own the same server. I went down the list and Talked to the armies claiming to own our server and we came up with an alliance for them. Here are our new server alliances.

• Berg Alliance–Nachos,TG,RPF.. If any army attempts to invade this server from any of these three armies who own it then all 3 must defend. If 1 of the armies does not defend unless for a respectful reason will lose rights to this server.If the 3 armies lose the battle to this server than all 3 armies lose the server.All armies may recruit/train on this server. Odds are we wont lose though :3.
• Aurora Alliance–Nachos,FGR.. We just share the server.Both armies may use this server for recruiting/training. If FGR wants this to become a brother server or like I said about the server Berg above contact an owner on Nacho Chat
• Caribou Alliance–Nachos,IW..Since Nachos and IW are already great allies anyone who invades Caribou will have to face Nachos,IW no one can beat a “Icey Nacho” :D.Both armies may use server for training/recruiting.
• Cloudy Alliance–Nachos,IW..As said above^^^^
• Ice Box Alliance–Nachos,UMA,DCP.. Anyone who attemps to invade Ice Box server must fight Nachos,UMA,and DCP. Nachos,UMA,and DCP must all 3 attempt a defence of the server unless they have another big event going on. If the armies lose the battle to this server than they all 3 lose it.All 3 armies may use the server for recruiting/training. Like anyone can beat Nachos,UMA,and DCP put together though 😀
• Matterhorn Alliance–Nachos,NW..Any army who attemps to invade Matterhorn server will have to face Nachos and NW. Both armies are aloud to use for recruitment and training. Both armies must attend defence of server unless they have a reasonable reason to not be there.

If any of these armies want to cancel the alliance or become brother armies for a server contact me on Nacho Chat.

~TanMan626

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Well, it’s time. I made it to Nacho 2IC, but I don’t think I can go any longer…

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Hey Nachos its Tan! All the Nacho leaders just wanted to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving!Remember to thank about all those pilgrims who founded the United States (If you live there). Thankgiving day will be a relaxing day for us AKA no events/dont have to be on chat. Have a great day of eating turkey,ham,mashed taters :D, and other stuff!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

~Nacho Army

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Table of Contents:

1. Introduction
2. The Master Plan
3. Euro Count
4. N.E.D Events

1. Introduction

Hello, I am Nathancool1. I have been a Nacho for around about 2 years now but my progress has been very slow because I am European and I cannot attend events so I have brought back the Nachos European Division. The Nachos European Division is basically a division of the Nachos of Club Penguin that have events at times that Europeans find it easy to attend.

2. The Master Plan

Right now you are probably thinking something along the lines of ”We have tried this so many times before and it has failed, why are we starting it again?” Well if you are you are about to be proved wrong. This time I promise you the N.E.D will be succesful. I have came up with a ”Master Plan”. First I will find out how many Euros we have so I can see what I am working with. Secondly we are going to have a week of  mass recruitment. The recruitment sessions will be at times mostly only Euros are on so we are likely to recruit Euros which will help expand the size of the N.E.D. And last of all we will have practice battles with divisions of armies like ACP. Billy Mays is working on a new medals system for the N.E.D so if ou attend N.E.D events you will get a promotion.

3. Euro Count

If I am going to make N.E.D rise I am going to need to know how many European soldiers we have. In order to find out we are going to need to have a Euro Count. If you are a Euro answer the following questions in a comment.

The Questions:

1. What is your name on the Nacho ranks page?
2. What rank are you on the Nachos ranks page?
3. Are you European?
4. What time should we have events? (GMT)
5. Will you attend as many N.E.D events as you can?

4. N.E.D Events

Like I said in the ”The Master Plan” section of this post we will be having a recruiting week. The details are listed below.

The Details:

• Server: Fjord
• Room: Snow Forts
• Dates & Times: Monday 29th November – Wednesday 1st November: 5:30 PM GMT Thursday 2nd November – Friday 3rd November 6:30 PM GMT

❗ Comment if you can or can’t come to any of these events ❗

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 Tan:Mass Recruiting All over pics and review post will be up later.

Person Edit: ಥ_ಥ I’m a little disappointed, guys.

http://xat.com/thenachoarmyofcp

Pwn:Card Jitsu Water is out! Go check it out!

Nathancool1: Click HERE to read my post on the return of the N.E.D!

Hey Nachos its Tan. Well at the battle of Matterhorn we had a pretty good size and tactics but then today at the battle of Icicle we didnt have a great size. So I wanna figure out if its the times I schedualed or the day or what.. So answer this question in the poll below

***Poll Closed***

Well as I said recently our numbers have been up and down but they dont have to be like that so we’re going to have a mass recruitment week so our numbers will always be big.Heres the details

MASS RECRUITMENT WEEK!

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Comment if you made 1 or 2 of the last 2 events so I can give you your medals, I don’t have much other to say so if someone wants to make another post on this post go ahead. Also we won both of the events and DW gave up in the war, and DW admits there invasion/defence system is wrong.

~Billy

Tan Edit: Heres my pics I got when I was there(I was only there for about 15-20 minutes at the beginning)-

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