Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos,

Today we invaded the historical Nachonnian city of Shiver from the rpf. The battle started at the Stadium and ended at the Forts. We tied rpf most of the battle but got the edge at the end to win the server. I think Shiver is a level 1 server as well. After invading Shiver we logged on to invade Aurora. This battle was fought entirely at the Iceberg. We got off to a slow start but got stronger towards the end of the battle. This was probably a tie, and if Aurora is level 1 we should get the server. Read on for pictures.

Invasion of Shiver

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The following have been demoted. If you’re not going to act like your rank, then this is what happens. You will earn your ranks back when you attend battles. How hard is it to attend battles. If you have this much hw already and it takes you till past 8:00, the I’m sorry, but you might need to reassess your time management.

Purple= Get more active

Red= Demoted 

Leader: B Batman3, Camperjohn64, Stone523

Co-Leader: Legofan Cy, , Agent233, Conno11

Ambassador: Jammi Dodger, Poseidon112, Casillas2159, Snickers4763

 Advisor: Chrisi Blule

Elite General: Hazie65673, Guitar48300, 95 Spider[Temp/Away], Baseball1043

Grand General: Blueysib6[Ohcan1234][Away], , Konrad*

Head General:, Cookky2, Centaur 17*  Bull Hour,  Katniss33335,

Major General:  Leila[Nylam123] , Datdudebp,,

 Brigadier General:  Fabgirl12346, Apple6683, Bosss3

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Below mod rank after demotion:

The Nacho10, Libra29emy*,  Alex10189

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

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As of 3:35 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, the three main allied powers consisting of the Nacho Army, the Army of the Republic,  the Army of Club Penguin, and allies hereby release the following statement to the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation:

RPF, you have 24 hours to surrender 90% of your nation to the Nacho Army, the Army of the Republic, the Army of Club Penguin, and allies or you will face a fate worse than death. Again, you have 24 hours to surrender 90% of your nation or you will face a fate worse than death.

United We Stand, Divided We Fall

~Camperjohn64, B Batman3, Stone523

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It was in both the Nachos and the Doritos best interest to make this pact.

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So, the Rebel Penguin Federation scheduled 3 AUSIA invasions on us last night, because they’re incapable of fighting us at regular times now. RPF’s Ausia has devestated us this war. We can’t very well cover that ground, because we don’t have AUSIA soldiers. Even if we did have AUSIA soldiers, the matter of the fact is, they’d most likely be in school at the time of RPF’s invasions. For example, an invasion at 1:30 in the morning EST would equate to the hours of the AUSIA school day. Katniss is in school and doesn’t get home until about what would be our 4:30 in the morning. Well, we knew this would be a good place to shut RPF the fuck up, and stop them in their tracks. A brave platoon of Nacho soldiers attended all three of these invasions, and RPF didn’t show up to one of them. We beat them at their own game, now it’s time to win at both their game and ours. It’s time to turn this around.

We’ve beaten RPF in three wars before this. We’re going to do it again. They claim to have never lost, but they lost a grand total of three times. RPF may have beaten us at some battles, but they haven’t beaten us in war.

War 1: RPF loses. We take Sleet/Parka.

Well, RPF fucked with us again. The second war, we didn’t take much.

War 2:

Well, RPF fucked with us again. This time, we declared war on them.

War 3:

RPF still…wanted…to…fuck…with…us…after…this…war.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the following Batman quote might explain some stuff:

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just wanna watch the world burn.”

RPF isn’t honorable enough to show up their own battles.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

~Vires et honestas~

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We defended Fjord from RPF today to stop their advance. This haulted any RPF presence in the current Nacho Empire, our 4 servers. This was a good day. We beat RPF at their own game, Ausia. The gayest possible way to invade. Special thanks to 50 Cent 254, Shivertoe2, Stone, Camp, 123344a, Otto, Pepsi, Edd, Chip, 95 Spider, and all those who attended these invasions.

Fuck you RPF.

NACHO STRONG ALL DAY LONG, EVEN AT AUSIA HOURS

I’m going to fucking bed,

Sincerely

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

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Hola Nachos,

We logged on to defend Blizzard from the rpf, who didn’t show up so we automatically get the victory. We maxed 9. It was decided since the beginning of the war that all battles for the server Blizzard would take place on Klondike. Ghost is gonna try and claim victory because rpf logged on to Blizzard, even though on their site it says the battle would be on Klondike, on our site it says the battle would be on Klondike, and I even informed Ghost but he refused to listen in a pathetic attempt to steal a server lol. Rpf had like 3 online so they didn’t want to actually fight us. Read on for pictures:

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At 1:16 A.M, Stone523, B Batman III, and their cow Sairal stood in the near ruins of our former capital city White House. The server was nearly defenseless despite it being a level 5 server. The true armies of hell were nearly upon us. It was a calm before the storm in the town of White House. As the clock turned 1:24, brave special service soldiers of the Nacho Army logged onto to hold the thin line of the server. We had a whopping 10 units online, and the armies of hell had 3. The RPF owner ordered a full scale retreat. We held White House. We stopped RPF in their tracks. Pictures:

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Proud Nacho Leader****

Special thanks to Stone523, 123344a, Sairal, Shivertoe2, Datdudebp, 50cent524, Chip, Guitar, Edd64, and Cancerjohn64 for attending this glorious battle

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HOLA NACHOS!!

 Today the U.S Division logged on the server BELOW ZERO to have a AMAZING EVENT! We started in the TOWN to warm up then quickly moved to the SNOW FORTS to be welcomed by a host of RPF SCUM! But our fearless army overtook their lines AND DROVE THEM TO THE TOWN. While in the Town we made excellent tactics and drove multiple nails in the coffin to finish the battle and come out as VICTORS! Read on for Pictures! Photo Credit to Pose, Cas and Baseball.

P.S WE GOT RPF ON THEIR HEELS….LETS KNOCK THEM OUT!

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Hola Nachos!

After invading Half Pipe we successfully invaded Abominable from the rpf. The battle started at the Stadium and finished at the Town. We maxed about 24 and defeated rpf! Read on for pictures.

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