Greetings Soldiers,

Before I begin I am in complete understanding that the Nachos have always been known as the chill army, but there has to be a line somewhere. Recently the chat has gotten out of control with mass cursing and content that shouldn’t be discussed no matter what. You guys complain about the army not rising, but how are we supposed to rise if you guys are scaring off recruits? If excessive cursing is shown, along with inappropriate content, you will be kicked or banned for the good of the army.

Conno,

Nachos Leader

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F R I D A Y

>> Mining Expedition [UK/US] <<

Date: Friday, July 22nd

Server: TBD Room: Iceberg

Times:

8:00 PM UK

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

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Came from CP? Click HERE to join!

BE ON CHAT FOR BATTLE ORDERS

To join the chat, click on your name! You have a green pawn and are on the top of the users list! [Xat gives you a funny default name

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Continue reading for MORE EVENTS!

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❗ >>>>> T O D A Y <<<<< ❗

HUGE TOURNAMENT BATTLE

EVERYONE MUST ATTEND

 BE ON CHAT FOR BATTLE

To join the chat, click on your name! You have a green pawn and are on the top of the users list! [Xat gives you a funny default name]

Click for larger chat: xat.com/NachosHQ]

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>> Nacho Army vs. Imperial Argonauts Empire <<

➡ Date: Sunday, July 24th, 2016

➡ Server: Klondike Room: Beach

Times:

7:30 PM UK[United Kingdom Time]

6:30 PM GMT[Greenwich Mean Time]

2:30 PM EST[Eastern American Time]

1:30 PM CST[Central American Time]

12:30 PM MST[Mountain American Time]

11:30 AM PST[Pacific American Time]

9:30 PM EEST[Eastern European Time]

9:30 PM MT[Moscow Time]

10:30 PM GST[Gulf Standard Time]

12:00 AM IST[Monday][Indian Standard Time]

|| Goal: 30+ Nachos ||

➡ NOTE: Be on our chat http://xat.com/nachoshq at least 20 minutes EARLIER!

➡ Prizes:

Many of the prizes will be given on chat after the battle, so stick around!

• I will hug everyone who attends this battle!
• 5 Medals[Either we win or not]
• Temporary moderator rank on chat for a lucky member[If we win this battle]
• Temporary Owner rank on chat for a lucky Moderator![If we win this battle]
• I will do your homework[If we win this battle]
• An event of your choice[If we win this battle]
• Xats giveaway[If size goal is reached]
• Promotions for attending the battle[If we win]
• We will get a huge trophy to case in our enormous trophy shelf![If we win the whole tournament]
  

COMMENT IF YOU’RE COMING!

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Greetings Soldiers,

It is time to figure out the activity of each member of the army to update the ranks and begin our rise. We can not rise if people are not active and are not trying to give effort. So please answer these questions below in a comment or you will be demoted or fired. You have until Thursday, July 28th, to answer these questions.

Name you go by on chat:

What is your rank:

How active are you on the scale of 1 to 10? Be honest:

Thank you for taking the time to fill this form. The results will be posted next week.

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HOLA NACHOS

Today the U.K division logged on to the server Fjord and had a crazy fun event!! We started at the Dock then made our way to the Forts where he did some awesome tactics. Then Finally we ended the event at the Stadium! We maxed 17. Read on for pictures! ShoutOut to Poseidon and Cookky for the Pics

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As I wasn’t too keen on the idea of the server map at first, it’s grown on me a bit. It’s a way to keep track of who wins servers and what not. We have decently sized empire, but not nearly the size of what it used to be. We basically traded our empire for 13 servers (about 6 of which we controlled before).  Our borders will continue to be ever expanding, and our goal would be to conquer some more land on our continent, and then start our imperialistic empire over seas.

To expand our empire, We will be declaring war soon. This will be our first war since March.

Here’s a list of our servers and some little side tags to their importance.

Fjord – Capital server ★★★★★★

White House- Former Capital, Co-Capital★★★★★

Blizzard- Former Capital, Ancient land of our people, recruiting stronghold ★★★★★

Aurora- Important server in the age of Talex, recently reconquered from DW.★★★★

Mittens- Important server to the UMA. We will keep to honor their legacy. ★★★

Mountain- Former server of Shad8. ★★

Shiver- Former Capital of of the Nacho SS. Contains statues of the great leader, Shivertoe2. ★★

Elevation- Some server we conquered, it will be cleared of inferiors and settled with Nachos ★

Mukluk- Some server we conquered, it will be cleared of inferiors and settled with Nachos ★

Icebound-  Some server we conquered, it will be cleared of inferiors and settled with Nachos ★

Big Snow-  Some server we conquered, it will be cleared of inferiors and settled with Nachos ★

Mullet-  Some server we conquered, it will be cleared of inferiors and settled with Nachos ★

Fiesta- It’s in the name, we’re a mexican oriented army….★

Most of our nation 

There’s Blizzard in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

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Oh yeah, I got my sombrero out of my closet.

I’m a ledur again. 😀

****B Batman3****

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Owners must make at least 1 post every 10 days.

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Hola Nachos,

Today our UK Division logged on to Slushy for a U-Lead training. A bunch of newer members got to lead tactics as well as others who came to the event. We maxed 17, read on for pictures.

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Hola Nachos!

It’s been one crazy ride these couple of months. Me achieving leader in a legendary army such as Nachos — a few have ever had the honor to say that. Keeping the army alive without any legends was a great feeling, we also won a tournament without any legends and we were a dominate force not be reckoned with. But sadly it’s my time to go, I got bored of armies, it became more of a chore than a fun hobby.

I joined Nachos in March of 2015 under the leadership of Edd. Prior to me joining Nachos I was a hopper but I never felt the need to hop from Nachos. I started as low mod in Nachos and slowly worked my way up to leader in September of 2015, and ever since then I never felt the need to leave the army.I would like to thank all the great and wonderful people I met in armies. There are so many to name that if I did name everyone it would take forever!

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