So uh, This is an example of Bam117 here. Bam here makes an excuse for why his army is losing this war. Bam now attacks his owners for not taking the offensive, rather than doing what a true leader would do, and accept the responsibility of himself. Bam proceeds to claim his leadership is trying to defame him.

This tells us a couple things, Army of Cute Ponies Crying Pussies’ ownership isn’t stable and there is clearly conflict between two parties, Bam at one side, and the other Army of Cute Ponies’ owners at another side. War and internal struggle do not mix well, and will not fare for the Army of Cute Ponies well.

Bam claims this is the third time we’ve completely cried our way back into a tournament, but I want to know about the first two times. I believe that we were the underdog in both Christmas Chaos and the Champions Cup and we were never “eliminated” in either battle. We were also elminated from this tournament due to the fact Bam was the judge of our battle… Clearly he doesn’t like the Nachos in this post resulting in a biased vote for the tournament. We proved the outcomes of the tournament and how it was bullshit, and the Club Penguin Army Central Chief Executive Officer agreed that it was complete bs.

Bam now proceeds to flex. Now that just makes him a faggot.

Bam now says we need to call legends for us to win the battles. I’d like for Bam to point out a legend that attended our battle besides Edd64. Since August, we’ve practically been on our own. Notice how all of our owners aren’t the most experienced of people? We’ve had guidance from legends, but no actual intervention.

Bam now claims I look funny as hell and that my mother looks worse. Bam is now promoting doxing within the community and finds it comical that a UMA owner attempted to dox me.

Promotions will be out soon, make sure to attend march madness redemption, make sure to keep commenting on posts, I liked the results of my post on it.

Together we stand, divided we fall.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola Nachos!

Today our US Division invaded Sleet to regain the server from ACP. We maxed 14, and ACP did not show up giving us an automatic victory! The newly recreated Water Raiders raided our event, so we did a PB with them. We battled in the Town, moved to the Iceberg, and had a game night after the event. I’d also like to mention CPAC’s war coverage post has some inaccuracies: Cleansing White House does not count as a victory for us, as ACP didn’t invade it. ACP invaded Crunch on the 18th, which was not included, and the Nachos won that battle. And that last invasion was of Cabin, not Crunch. The score would still be 5-2 at that point (prior to our victories today). Read on for pics from this event!

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Hola Nachos, 

Today our Navy with a max size of 18 troops invaded the quiet island of Cream Soda from the ACP. We began in the Town, moved to the Iceberg, and ended in the Boiler Room. It was a very snowball-heavy battle, cannons being launched rapidly from both sides. Being that it was a safe chat server, pretty much only emote tactics were used, expect for our Grub! bomb. We outnumbered ACP by about 5 troops, and executed quicker tactics, which makes this invasion a Nacho Victory! Keep it up Nachos. Read on for pics!

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I feel this post is needed, and will only benefit the army. For this army, commenting on posts seems to be a dead thing. I mean, I still see a lot of comments on the site, but not too consistently. When you comment on a post like “I was there!” or “LOL great battle!” , it tells me you’re involved in the army and it tells me right away who attended the event. When I do promotions, I sometimes have to go back into old events to find some soldiers. Chatting is important, but some soldiers are shy and maybe they’re not too into the Nacho chat box yet.

To fix that problem, I just wanna see people commenting more. The more you comment, the more promotions you’ll get, and the better they’ll be.

If you don’t know how to comment on posts, think of how you joined. It’s the same idea.

This site is 100% safe for commenting on.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola, Nachos.

At 7:50  Eastern Standard Time, a force of 17 Nacho troops landed in the Plaza of Cabin, ACP’s server. We are proud to say that force has successfully captured Cabin. The force of Nacho troops entered the Town to find a small amount of ACP resistance. The resistance  was quickly wiped out by our fighters, and we were delivered a surrender of the Battle of Cabin, which can be viewed here:

Prebattle:

Battle:

Postbattle:

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So, We lost the tournament today. Normally, I’d just take it, but this one was fucked up. So we Nachos logged on at about 1:45, and we were maxing like 35 in the Beach. We did a couple of warm up tactics, and overall were in a good position for the first room. So then, minutes before, someone was like “Hey, the room is probs gonna be the Ice Berg.” A total of 4 Nachos entered the room. The room was announced as the Ice Berg and we entered the room. We formed a plus initially and overall began to dominate the room. NW did a total of about 5 joke bombs that room, and did put up a fair fight. We then got into a wall formation, while NW walled themselves alongside us. We were then informed by Mach because our four troops entered the room early that we’d be deducted -4 in size for that room. We were bigger than NW anyway.

Now, the bullshit starts. From the minute the battle started, we knew something was up. Bam, Trader, and Mach were the judges. Mach isn’t a Nacho fan, and Trader/Bam… They’re at war with us. Who is the retard that put our judges as the people we’re at war with? Waterkid was right, the Power League now controls CPAC and armies I guess. So, the room was announced by Trader/Bam as the outside of the mine. Well, NW didn’t understand that and went to the inside of the mine. NW missed out on the room, and our shit judges didn’t want a decisive Nacho victory. With 10 seconds notice, they said “We’re redoing the room change.”

The ski village was announced as the room, and the solid 18 Nachos we got in there had no shot in the room. NW was already there in formation. The entire room, they pressed “J.”  We went to the CPAC chat knowing we got jewed out. Believe it or not, after technically we won 2 rooms and lost 1, we were deemed losers by our shit judges. We lost the tournament and we out performed and outsized NW for the majority of the battle. NW pressed J a total of 14 times according to Nacho intelligence source, Dominus. NW was also “accused” of multilogging. I don’t know nor care how true that is.

At the same time throughout the battle, I went to the CPAC chat to see what the f*ck was going on. During the battle, I got a PC from some faggot with my dox. Everything about it was wrong. I found at CPAC chat Verum (not leading his battle) and the rest of the judges having a merry time. We were screwed.

This has been quite a shit day for me so far. I’ve been studying for the entire day, we got jewed out of a tournament, someone attempted to dox me and failed, and I don’t even have pictures of this event.

To all you other armies out there, I suggest you boycott this bullshit or do something about it. I don’t think you all want the Power League in control of CPAC tournaments and I’m sure none of you want this utter shit to happen ever again. If you were in the Nachos shoes right now, you’d be pretty fucking pissed.

Fuck you Trader, Fuck you Bam, Fuck you Mach.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Dan101 edit: CP Warfare recorded a video of the battle!

G’day, Nachos! Today, we fought hard in the Quarter Finals of our lovely tournament, the March Madness. We performed really well, having sizes of 25 up to 35. Outnumbering and dominating over the NW, we beat them and took a spot in the Semi Finals. Although the judges told us that NW won by 2-1 vote, they admit that it was a prank and we won! Great job my fellow Nachos. Unfortunately, I don’t have pictures of the battle, though I have some other.

Stone Edit: My/Agents pictures added in, though none at ski village we were locked out. Even though we lost you all did great. Promos will be given.

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COME TO THE HQ FOR ORDER

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This is our day. I’m excited. We have the chance to take on an army of equal respect and have a great battle today. They are not to be underestimated. They have trained for a long time, and they are hungry. They want this win almost as bad as we do…Almost. We’ve proven time and time again that we are an underdog not to be messed with. We’ve been looked down upon, and we’ve shocked the community.

What to wear:

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I like battles like these. The odds are against us 3-1 in the pre-battle predictions. We do better with the odds against us. We have no reason to be cocky, but we have all the reason to be confident. Get on Club Penguin, move fast, listen to orders. I’ll see on the battle field boys.

Together we stand, Divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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