Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
This is my first official statement regarding today’s battles. Three of our four battles today were well fought by the Nacho Army, however we’re fighting RPF on two fronts right now. We’re fighting them directly by actually engaging in combat with their soldiers, and we’re fighting against them with the media they control. They control the distribution of land and even if armies are created or not. It appeared RPF might be taking an edge today, but we nearly turned the battle around at Mittens today, and beat them at the next two. Tonight, at Fiesta, we truly showed RPF we are not going down. RPF had about 10 soldiers online and we had 25. We defended our safe chat server. Other armies have also joined the war effort now.
RPF has helped us with a lot of shit. They helped us realize what we’re capable of and they helped us realize who our real friends are. The Army Republic never left our side. We had some problems with them earlier this summer, but look who’s ready to back us up when we’re in need. Yeah that’s right, fuck you WV. Fuck you SP. Fuck you DCP. Fuck all of you shit heads who completely left us in the dust. We don’t need you fucking faggots. Now, there’s a lot cool people in WV (One of the Jacks, Chip, Funks, etc.), but to the leaders who wussed out, fuck you. We made some RPF troops quit I guess.
As the admiral of Japan said after bombing Pearl Harbor, you’ve awoken a sleeping giant.
We had a beautiful US event tonight on one of my favorite servers, Fiesta! We absolutely dominated in size and especially tactics tonight. Amazing tactics Nachos. This war’s just really getting into motion and I dunno about you all by I am hyped! We maxed 25 penguins.
-Meanwhile, RPF slowly falls apart as the troops begin to quit the army and owners have emergency meeting as they realize they’re totally boned right now-
Attention entire world! Hear my proclomation! I am Camper zi Nachonnia! 60th Emperor of the Holy Nachonnian Empire and your only ruler!
I am here to announce the restoration of the great Nachonnian Empire! RPF are fools! They blindly disobey their rhetoric and their own ignorance have proved they are a threat to the future of the world! Join me Nachos! Join me world! Death to RPF!
After a successful invasion of Sled, we logged on to invade Down Under where rpf surrendered the battle to us! This battle was fought entirely at the Forts, where we outnumbered rpf and outperformed them to win the battle. Great job bouncing back from yesterday, let’s continue to be strong throughout the week. We maxed about 20 on CP, read on for pictures (thanks to Poseidon for pics)!
After defending Mittens we logged on to invade Sled in one of our best fought battles of the war so far! We beat rpf in both size and tactics, and even if Sled is a level 4 server we should be given the win, it wasn’t even close. This battle was fought in the Town and Stadium, where we dominated rpf the entire battle. We maxed about 23. Our formations were stronger, tactics were quicker, and our size was larger than rpf. Also Nacho Legends Shadow2446 and Shivertoe2 came to this battle. Great job to all who attended! Read on for pictures.
After invading Icebound we logged on to defend Mittens from the rpf, which we did so successfully! First off, they only showed up 6-7 minutes after the start of the battle, automatically giving us the win, however we proceeded to fight the entire battle anyway. This battle was fought at the Dock, Pet Shop, and Iceberg. We maxed about 20 troops, matching rpf in size, and defended our server well. Mittens is a level 4 server so there is no reason it should be given to rpf. Even if it was level 1 we still won the defence. Great job troops, read on for pictures!
Today our UK Division logged on to invade Icebound from the rpf. This battle was fought at the Stadium, Puffle Wild, and Snow Forts. Out of the 4 consecutive battles we fought, this was our worst one. We still did pretty well, maxing 17 and fighting with strong formations and tactics but this one will probably go to rpf because of server level. Read on for pictures!
HolaNachos!We are facing the Water Vikings in a chance to win the Legends Cup Tournament. If we win this battle we will make it to the Finals! Try your best to come and help us win. We’re counting on you! Viva Los Nachos!
Posted on August 10, 2016 by George LegofanCy Sofroniou
Hola Nachos! Last night at the events, I saw some suspiciously inactive and new to CP penguins, so I made a mini investigation on the whole force. Let’s see what we got.
Posted on August 10, 2016 by George LegofanCy Sofroniou
Update: more evidence have been found and are at the bottom of the page.
Fjord, Nachos Capital–Taco, RPF Leader, has been “exposed” by two great Nachos. This scandal seems to have appeared somewhere in May, but chances are it existed for more than 4 months ago. Continue reading for details!
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