Hello Nacho Army! I am Pwener1, but call me Pwn. I is such an honor to be called the 3IC of the Nacho Army of Club Penguin. It took me 2 years to get to this position, and it was all hard work. Announcements:

Members

Please don’t ask to be a mod or for a rank. This pretty much makes you wait even longer for mod. It took me 6 months to get promoted at highest member. THE PROMOTION TO MODERATOR WILL NOT HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY. I have noticed a lot of people have been asking for mod lately, so this is why I am posting this section.

Things to know about Pwn:

• I am NOT a fast typer.

• I’m horney sometimes. Aren’t we all?

• I am NOT in KSF, I was in MSF. Do not judge me because of this. I thought MSF was right at the time.

• IMPORTANT: I do not feel this position should be open. Kid should’ve never had to retire.

• I am on the CPUN staff.

These are some important things to know about me, Pwn. I would like my edit color to be like this.

–Pwn

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Well, Nachos this is a goodbye. I did not plan to retire this early but you know some people can’t shut up. Someone named “Rjm” was cussing on Nacho chat while my mom was stalking the computer screen and I clearly told her not to and now my mom is making me quit, guys don’t be mad at Rjm(even though it is her fault) I shouldn’t have been on Nacho chat, and now I am retiring a year early I can’t even come on Nacho chat I can go on other chats though. I feel horrible guys I didn’t mean to retire this early I failed(Rjm had me fail you guys) and now I am so angry at Rjm cause I still had fun in cp armies and it all got ruined. Some people helped me out along the way but most didn’t. But please don’t be mad at Rjm only I can. I only said her  name so you guys weren’t like “WTH!” Maybe sometimes I can sneak on chat but it will not be the same. Nachos some parents don’t approve of cussing. S0me of us haft to hide it. Maybe you guys should cut down on the cussing so this never happens again. But Nachos I had great times with you guys(xD) I will always remember the Nachos, and you guys better remember Nachos always aswell. I want you guys to dominate ACP do not fail your leaders, leaders do not fail your troops.

You guys will always come through, if you do your jobs the correct ways. Guys this is not that hard, you can change Cp armies in a click of your mouse. You will change Cp armies you will be known as the “Great Nachos.” We all have a part to do not just the leaders but the members, the mods, IW, NW. We all have a part but Nachos you are special. You have been on the verge of failing at any second and yet you have survived 4 years soon to be 5. When all else fails you will stand Disney has tried keeping Cp armies under-control. But you have survived long enough to be called the “Great Nachos.” Nachos most say the golden age has ended, but it has just begun a year ago you got 15 at battles, you were called outcast. But now you have risen from the name and earned your title. You, Nachos have the power. You can defeat ACP, I don’t think you can I know you can. Nachos will stand strong

People I thank

Billy Mays- I succeded because of you

Matt- I just meet you but you have been a great friend

Zayer- Derp

Wicker- Don’t use the Walrus pic

Folay- It is HWU not HU

Rjm- I haft to quit because of you yet you are still on my list

Bonez- Whatz crackin?

Donut- We raised some great armies together

Sarge- You were a great friend and supported me the most

Joker- VIVA LA MOM!

Tanman- TAN………MAN………FAIL

Alessa- No mroe hugs

Chris- Stop changin your name

Shad- Yo

That is all for now

-Thekid-You have earned your title

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Edit: Rjm has been suspended, and not for the kid incident. For mods and owners, do not unban her under any circumstances~50, Zayer, Folay

Thekid edit- My retirement post here

Wow ACP… I thought you had more heart than this I mean seriously.. Well I’ll start off with this

• What happened to a no flame war?



Im getting hate comments on the Nacho site everyday from some sort of ACP high rank/any ACP. I go on ACP chat and Nacho soldiers are there making a commotion and I tell them to leave ACP chat and I get banned? What is this? Telling my soldiers to leave your chat for your own good.

• You try to control EVERYTHING



For example our war server idea. Everyone was fine with it until Bob decides he doesnt like it? Now everyone is “ZOMG THIZ WAER SARVAR TING IZ STOOPID!!!” You dont control the CP army world. To other CP army’s dont let ACP control you.. You have just as much power as they do.

I come to ACP chat and get disrespected, nasty words are said to me, All of the above. Two ACP owners start to have a fight and I try to be a good guy and stop them. Nacho soldiers start annoying them and I say to leave and I get banned. This is just outragous. Therefore this is now an ALLIES war.

To my Nacho soldiers. ARENT YOU TIRED OF LOSING TO ACP? THEM OUTNUMBERING YOU?THEM PUSHING YOU AROUND? I sure am tired of it. Ive seen this happen since 2009 and I cannot stand it anymore. We WILL beat ACP and we WILL get number 1. LETS DO THIS.

If you want to help the Nachos in this war leave a comment with your army and try to make all our invasions/defences 🙂

***INVASION OF SNOWFORT***

WHEN:

SATURDAY,OCTOBER 23

WHERE:

SERVER SNOWFORT

TIMES:

11 AM EST

12 Noon CST

1 PM MST

2 PM PST

COMEON NACHOS LETS DO THIS!

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Thekids retirement post here

Dont forget about Tan’s igloo contest post here

Also dont forget about Folays ‘Recruiting Party’ here

OR just read below this post 😀

The War Server System may not work correctly if 2/3 of the armies are using it while the other third are not.  That is why now I think we should have 15 servers that can be invaded and 1 or 2 neutral servers purposely for War. I don’t hate invading servers though I’m annoyed how all 130+ servers in Club Penguin are open to invading.  Having a collection of 5 servers isn’t much of an accomplishment when there are over 130 servers in all of Club Penguin.  Why not make our server system more stable?  Why not make a server collection look like an achievment?  And why not have another War Server like Mammoth again? If we put a poll for this on a site such as Club Penguin Army Central I’m confident that at least 2/3 of the voters will agree.  Here are the servers I think should be invadable, just my opinion.

• Breeze
• Snow Fort
• Mammoth
• White House
• Sub Zero
• Frozen
• Fog
• Tuxedo
• Tundra
• Sleet
• Snowbound
• Big Foot
• Grizzly
• Crystal
• Rocky Road

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 To read about the Recruiting Party click HERE

Hey guys it TanMan :D!!! I was thinking of  fun things to do in the Nachos and Terr gave me the idea of an igloo decorating contest! I want you too make a great PARTYING igloo and whichever one is coolest will be used for an event soon ;). All igloo’s must be submited by Friday, October 23. This igloo can be halloween related or just a great party igloo. Whatever floats your boat just remember to submit it by Friday. You can use photobucket and comment it on this post or if you dont know how to do that then just pc me,50 Cent,or Billy on chat. We will be the 3 judges. Good luck and may the best igloo win :D.

-Also to nonmembers I am really sorry since you cannot use CP but iCP has free membership and you could make an igloo there. http://icpv3.com/ is the website.

-Anyone that is a  Nacho or has ever been a Nacho can participate in this!

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Ok, first, we had division training, but before I talk about that, we had a raid on ACP today, and… Continue reading →

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EDIT: PLEASECOMMENTWHENDONE (ACPSTOLEOURSPACEBAR)

Hey nachos, Zayer 3ic here. I’ve been a nacho for a while now, as well as a mod/owner in quite a few other armies, and over my time on different chats, I’ve seen what makes a difference with armies battles. All ranks do things right or wrong that help, or messes up an army. While every person, and every rank counts, I have tips and pointers for all ranks, that would really help this army.

Owners: I know this is a broken record, but please, one leader. We were doing well, and just before a few owner ranks left, Billy, Tan, 50, and Pie were trying to lead, with me, folay, and wolfie repeating commands. This gets hard, because even though you guys can lead at the same time, you start arguing about who should be giving commands at that second. Try to work it out with who leads- as in, if you lead a good majority of the battle, take a break.

Mods: Not alot of mods were on today which kinda disappointed me. Anyways, you guys did well today, just make sure to keep your eyes out for spies on chat (if its a suspicious person, kick them saying spy check and then when they sign back in, if they don’t say their in nachos, they’re most likely a spy.

Members: You ARE the army. While doing a great job today, remember these basic but IMPORTANT rules. Keep talking to a VERY minimum, otherwise you block orders, and your “conversating” while all the owners are saying “E+D NOW!!!” so it gets aggravating when we give an order everyone needs to listen to, and you just sit there talking. Lastly, your members, and sorry to disappoint, but you will not lead. We have leaders for a reason, and if we told one person “ok you can give one command” then all the member ranks start begging to lead “JUST ONE TIME” and those who do lead say “I DID SO GOOD CAN’T I DO IT AGAIN?!” so frankly, it just doesn’t work. When you get to mod, you will eventually get a chance to lead, to get you ready for ownership.

EDIT: TO EVERYONE: Don’t forget, retirees are people too. While not technically in this army, they did contribute alot of hard work, time, and effort into making what it is today, so new people and owners alike, just keep in mind that while they may piss you off sometimes, it’s usually not intended to get you TOO mad, and that they deserve some respect.

So this was a bit lengthy, and you may think im a hater or whatever, but these simple rules would make us SO much better. Leaders would be giving fluent orders, people could hear and do them in time, and less spies would be on chat/telling of our tactics.

New Day, New Battles, New Victories

=Zayer=

(btw i know im doing equal signs, and i know alot of people do “~” but everyone has their thing, and I’m different. Secondly, to those who say I use bad grammar, i use spell check and I’m in high school, I know what I’m doing, but I may occasionally mess up. Big-Deal.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shDNaFhPiJY While Violins, I think it’s pretty awesome…inspiring if you will…

Edit 2: Hey shaddeh

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Hello Nachos, Its Folay!

Now some of you may be asking “Recruiting Party?”. A recruiting party is where we get together, have fun and play games on Club Penguin, and every time we switch rooms we do a recruiting phrase, or an “attack” to get people to join. It will start in the dojo, where we will play some Card Jitsu. Then, we will move to the ski hill, and play some sled racing. After that, we will go to the dock, recruit a bit, then play some hydro hopper. Then we will move to the town, do a few tactics and recruiting phrases, then we will go to the plaza and recruit a bit. Then we will move to the cove, surf a bit, then have some fun on the chat. I can’t wait! Information below:

   Recruiting PARTY

When: Sunday, October 24th

Server: Decided at Party

Why: To gain troops and have fun 🙂

Times:

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

2:oo PM MST

12:00 AM PST

8:00 PM UK

If I missed your time, PC one of the owner on the chat and we can get you a time, hope you can come, see you there!

                                                                                                                               You aren’t going to h*ll, you’re going to h*ll with the nachos. ~FӨᄂΛΥ

PS: Its possible for ACP to raid during this event. We must be ready.

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 50: Please vote on this important post regarding War Servers.  http://cpacentral.wordpress.com/2010/10/16/war-servers/  Though Boomer only explains the good side of war servers in about 10% of the post it seems that more people want the War Server System to pass.

As we continue our war with ACP we have to make sure that we know how to use our divisions properly so the Nachos are going to have 2 division training sessions on Sunday.  Were likely going to get back to scheduled wars with ACP during the weekdays.  Our divisions are the Army and Navy.  Click here to see what division you are in.   https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com/aranks/

P.S to ACP.  If you plan on raiding during the training session, we’ve got that taken care of. 🙂

Date:  Sunday, October 17

Time: 7:00 AM PST, 8:00 AM MST, 9:00 AM CST, 10:00 AM EST, 3:00 PM UK

Server: White House

Date: Sunday October 17th

Time: 1:00 PM PST, 2:00 PM MST, 3:00 PM CST, 4:00 PM EST, 9:00 PM UK

Server: White House

Why: To develop some new division tactics and expand our knowledge of our current ones.

~50

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Zayer: I agree with 50, we do contend for second. As 3ic, I think we all did well, and should give ourselves a hand 😛 Also sorry to be editing so much as 3ic, i just like it better than commenting.

50: I’ll have some pics up soon.  I would also like to argue the Nachos being tied with ACP for second considering that ACP wasn’t winning most of the time they were in combat, and they really weren’t well prepared.

Hello Nachos and CP army world.. I am here to post about the clash of unforgiven. This was a great battle to lead/watch and it gave people a look of what the war server thing would be like. I would like to thank all the armies who came and participated at this battle. Most of you are probably wanting the results so here they are

1. NW….. NW and ACP had a very close match the whole battle but NW had the slight edge in number AND tactics therefore they win the “Clash of the Unforgiven” this year. They averaged around 45-50 troops.

2. ACP… ACP also had a great battle with their normal size in numbers and alright tactics but couldnt pull it off enough to beat the NW but they still had a great battle. They averaged around 40-45 sometimes 50.

3. Nachos… The Nachos had around 25-30 and at times 35 the whole time and fought off all the other armies besides ACP and NW since they were in constant combat the whole time and the room was full.

4. RPF… RPF had an alright turnout of about 10-13 and fought against the Nachos in the town alot of the time.

5. WW… Watex Warriors were there briefly and had around 9-12… I didnt see them much so I cant give you much detail…

5. Pirates… The Pirates averaged around 5-9 the whole time and were busy fighting Nachos and Rpf most of the time in the Town/Plaza.

6. Blue Army… I am not sure about how many soldiers Blue Army actually had since 3/4 of them were bots but im guessing they averaged 1-3 people.

These are the only armies I saw. If your army was there leave a comment of how many you had (be truthful) and your army name and i’ll add you

~TanMan626

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