Edit: I just realized we have foreign troops. Perhaps some of your guesses are ridiculously high because of the exchange rate? (Hint, hint) Anyways, to make it a little more clearer: WHEN YOU ARE GUESSING A PRICE, PUT THE TYPE OF CURRENCY YOU’RE GUESSING (U.S Dollar, Euro, Pound)… GOOD LUCK!

Hello Nachos! So I heard that a lot of you found my Price is Right game fun, and Puckley told me to keep doing it. And since Puck says, I shall keep this alive as long as I can, or until you guys simply stop caring to play (lol). 2 weeks ago, I put up a picture of a nice jacuzzi, and told you guys to estimate the price

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THIS LOVELY JACUZZI COST $5000. THERFORE, VONCHIEFER WON THE POINT.

POINT TOTAL:

50 Cent 254: 1

Von: 1

Now, to continue on with the game, I’ve decided to have you guys guess the price of…

THIS LOVELY HD TV.

Good luck guys.

~Wolfie

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we begin our journey in the Legends Cup as we faced off against the Snow Ninjas in the first round of the tournament!  The battle didn’t last long as the Snow Ninjas didn’t log on initially, so we were declared the winners about five minutes in.  They did log on towards the end, so we thank you for a quick battle, and we wish the Snow Ninjas the best in their future.  As for us, we managed to reach 40 or so Nachos which is great!

I know today wasn’t the most exciting of battles, but I thank you all for attending as this battle still was important to begin our journey to a possibly Legends Cup championship!  We’ll get back into some war action with the RPF tomorrow as we begin one of our final campaigns. 😉

Also, promotion day is very soon! Just a heads up! 😀

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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KLONDIKE, FORTS

XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP

Legends Cup Quarter Finals

Date: Saturday, July 27th

Server: Klondike, Snow Forts

Time:

:arrow:2:00 pm EST

:arrow:1:00 pm CST

:arrow:12:00 pm MST

:arrow:11:00 am PST

:arrow:6:00 pm GMT

:arrow:7:00 pm UK

|| GOAL: 60+ ||

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we once again dominated the RPF!  They didn’t even stand a chance today with their 10-15 soldiers compared to our 45-50 Nachos!  The RPF began in the Town with a what seemed like a couple autotypers while we began in the Forest.  They soon moved to the Cove, so we charged in and easily got in overwhelming them immediately.  After RPF took a beating in the Cove, they retreated to the Boiler Room where we continued our destruction of them until they logged off and surrendered the battle of Aurora to the Nachos!

Another absolutely amazing day, Nachos!  What we are able to achieve and do day in and day out is truly astonishing, and all the leaders could not be more proud of you guys.  All of our success is completely owed to you guys, and you are what makes this army so great and powerful.  Once again, great job as always, Nachos!  Show the RPF no mercy; let’s finish them!

There will be no battle tomorrow in which you all get a well-deserved break! We’ll get back into action on Saturday for our Legends Cup battle.

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Allies, huh? What happened to that “mighty” RPF of yours and never needing allies?

Joke Bombs. The only tactic RPF can do.

Eh, you never had that either.

One of many.

RPF brought autotypers to Mammoth.

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RPF’s size.

If anyone else has pictures that you want me to add, just let me know and I’ll add them.

More pictures!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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ANOTHER PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT RPF DDoS’D Nachos!!!

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Hola Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here.  Recently, there has been an issue that has arisen and come to my concern. As many of you may know, the mighty Nachos have been clearly defeating the evil, bombastic Rebel Penguin Federation throughout this lengthy war. However, it seems that there have been spies on our chat. As anyone knows, it is not easy to find out who these spies are, so armies tend to simply accept that there will be a few spies on the chat, and know that is rather unpreventable to get rid of them all. However, such armies like the pompous, malevolent Rebel Penguin Federation, take pictures of our chat, and misconstrue them, or twist the actual meaning into something completely different. This post serves to bring to light the pictures of the malicious, pretentious Rebel Penguin Federation, and their idiocy….

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EDIT: Sorry for the post being out so late; I was DDoSed right in the middle of making this, so I lost some of things I was working on.

Hola Nachos!

It was another successful day as we cleansed White House!  The RPF was small once again today with about 20-25 troops; it seems they just keep falling each day!  We were much bigger than the RPF once again as we managed to reach about 45+ Nachos!  The battle began with the both armies in the Snow Forts; however, it wasn’t too long until the RPF retreated to the Ice Berg where we immediately followed and managed to get about 30+ Nachos in with 10+ locked out.  Again, RPF retreated, this time they fled to the Plaza where our size again soon grew to be 30+ in Plaza with about 10+ locked out.  Eventually, the RPF did log off at :45 making it a clear Nacho victory!

Day after day, we continue to pummel the RPF, Nachos, and it won’t be much longer until they break!  Let’s not stop here until they are finished!  Excellent job as always today, Nachos!  Thanks for staying through the whole battle if you were one of those locked out soldiers; every troop matters and counts whether in or out!

Viva Los Nachos!

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BATTLE BEGINS

33 Nachos and already about 5 locked out. 19 RPF soldiers.

31 Nachos. 23 RPF. 5+ Nachos locked out.

Meanwhile, locked out Nachos were at the Forts.

Meanwhile, locked out Nachos were in the Snow Forts.

Chat sizes between Nachos and RPF

From Pinkypup!

Hadger was our tournament champ!

Pictures from Waff!

Pictures from Joker!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we destroyed the RPF on Ice Box!  We were able to reach sizes up 55+ Nachos which is great!  On the other hand, RPF only managed to get 30 while they averaged about 25 soldiers.  The battle began in a stalemate where we didn’t engage in combat for the first part of the battle.  According to RPF and “almighty” Commando, the defending army is apparently supposed to attack the invaders.  So RPF are hypocrites?  Indeed.  Eventually, since RPF didn’t have the balls to attack us, we charged into where they were, thus beginning a series of retreats from RPF until they logged off.

Overall, Nachos, amazing performance today on the battlefield!  Thank you for being so patient during the beginning as the battle began in that stalemate.  You guys never complained and tactics were flawless throughout.  When we finally did attack, you guys were so quick to follow orders, and we were all in the room it seemed within 5 seconds. Amazing! I hope you all had some fun today; I know I did!  Let’s keep this going and keep RPF running!

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Huge chat size! We eventually got two pools too!

6789cool edit – 61 online – we almost broke a record today! Keep up the amazing work!

TWO POOLS!

EPIC!

We move to the Ice Berg – RPF was supposed to go but they didn’t.

Meanwhile, the a small force entered the Berg then retreated to the Forts.

That’s your circle? About 30 RPF.

Meanwhile, RPF moves to the Plaza. About 25+ RPF. 5 Nachos locked out.

50 Nachos at the Berg.

We move to the Forest, and RPF tries to beat us there in which they fail and retreat back to the Plaza.

We actually charged into the Plaza, and we immediately overwhelmed RPF in which they played on retreating to the Stadium.

We found out before RPF even left that they were heading there, so we took off right away.

War Faces Frenzy = Epic

RPF retreats again to the Ice Berg, and again we immediately follow and beat them there.

The RPF retreat AGAIN to the Snow Forts.

Flappy ragequits.

RPF logs off.

Pictures from Waff!

Pictures from Funks

Pictures from Shed

Pictures from Joker

50 Nachos at the Snow Forts

50 Nachos at the Berg

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

RPF wants to surrender, but evil dictator Elmikey refuses to let them.

Declared war to take first? Ha, how pathetic.

Have you beaten him senseless yet, Red?  Oh wait, he already is senseless.

Does anyone like Elmikey? I don’t think so; not even his own soldiers.

Elmikey wants to surrender as well, but he doesn’t have the balls to admit it.

RPF leaders don’t like or trust Elmikey either.

More RPF leaders want to surrender.

RPF soldiers want to surrender.

Even Elmikey doesn’t have faith in RPF that they can beat us.  It’s time for you to surrender.

And whoa, whoa, RPF before you start complaining, let me remind you of your philosophy:

And RPF, stop trying to make yourself out to be this “good guy” trying to “save” everything by “bring back the past.” I think you’re about to piss off a lot more people.  Good luck, and you may to surrender soon unless you like dying.  Want to bring back the past, huh?  How about going back to when you were dead and nothing. 😉

Yeah… no one likes you RPF.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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