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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    • 2,159,232 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

    Achievements

     

Invasion of Matterhorn [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division logged on for our first invasion of rpf’s land, and it took place on the server Matterhorn. With about 20 troops we charged into the stadium and the fighting began. The only thing rpf had going for them was their size advantage, which would continue to diminish in the next 3 battles. Our speed was great and our formations were strong. Had our size been a bit bigger I wouldn’t hesitate to claim victory over this battle, but it was an invasion, which makes it harder on the attacking army. Today was a very successful day, as you’ll see in the next few recaps. Read on for pictures!

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Nachos win 4 in a row, RPF in denial

This post is intended to be temporary until the full results post is released by Stone – with pictures, a report etc.

The Nachos will be claiming victory for the;

  • Invasion of Matterhorn
  • Invasion of Deep Snow
  • Defence of Sasquatch
  • Invasion of Outback

While RPF possessed a very slight size advantage for some parts of the battles their tactics were abysmal. We completely obliterated the RPF on that front – they were incapable of moving and couldn’t even get their troops to consistently perform tactics, which will be demonstrated from our pictures of the events.

RPF, please, for once admit defeat. We completely trounced you today.

Of course they probably won’t because their leaders are in complete denial. After all, their leader ranks do possess some of the most delusional people in Club Penguin Armies.

But nice work today Nachos, once again we showed that we’re better than the RPF!

~Chrisi Blule

Midnight Foreplay [RPF’s got a small one][Blizzard Battle ay]

Maxed like 6. RPF had size advantage but we had far superior tactics. It seems RPF planned a bot conspiracy as well to attack the events. Pics will be below. Invading armies must follow the defending armies. And they failed to follow except 1 troop in some situations. Blizzard is also a 5 strength level server so we shall be keeping it unless told otherwise by cpa. RPF was on equal footing because of our superior tactics compared to their non existent tactician skill. If RPF attempt to claim they won we’ll just invade it like damn breggle get a dik yo

RPF also logged off first, their retreat assuring our victory

dang breggle fuk niggers am i right

nachos win boi

 

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Recruiting Session [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

To prepare for the war with RPF, the Nachos held a recruiting session to boost our numbers. We maxed 15 at the event. Unfortunately, we were attacked by several bot raiders forcing us to hop to different servers.

 

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Nacho Style

Various nacho clothing styles I have created or seen others wear in battle which keep in the with the red Nacho theme. (Feel free to edit this post adding your own creations).

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Vishal, you are really dumb.

Ok so, RPF decided to spy on us. LOL. They accomplished that for about 5 seconds. rip. Anyway, they think they are smart. But too much cunning results in Lego’s smackdown. Explanation below:

HOW VISHAL GOT REKT:

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WAR SCHEDULE [August 3 – August 7]

✭ ✭ ✭  TODAY  ✭ ✭ ✭

S A T U R D A Y

>> Invasion of Tuxedo [UK/US] <<

Date: Saturday, August 6

Server: Tuxedo Room: Town

Times:

8:00 PM UK

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

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❗ >> Invasion of Blizzard  [US] << ❗

Date: Saturday, August 6

Server: Klondike Room: Beach

Times:

1:00 AM UK

8:00 PM EST

7:00 PM CST

6:00 PM MST

5:00 PM PST

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❗ >> Invasion of White House  [US] << ❗

Date: Saturday, August 6

Server: White House Room: Pool

Times:

1:30 AM UK

8:30 PM EST

7:30 PM CST

6:30 PM MST

5:30 PM PST

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Mobilization

Although I was expecting this war, this may have caught you by suprise. Yes, you’re reading this right, but we’re going to war with the Rebel Penguin Federation for the fourth time. This shit gets old right? Well, I guess it’ll be us that face the challenge. First war of the summer and it’s August. I’m proud to say, we are one of the belligerents.

Problem though:

I’m going to be away for 5 days at a rowing camp. No contact, no computer, I won’t have jackshit to help lead you guys through this. I entrust Stone and Camper with this army. There’s a saying…..”I’d go to war with them..”

Well, I actually mean it. “I’D GO TO WAR WITH THEM…..”

One thing you should know about the Nachos…Is that we don’t go down easily. You guys have all fought before. You guys are all intelligent human beings. Use the SS against an Ausia if necessary. Do not be afraid of RPF. They’re 100% beatable. We beat them at Matterhorn, and we’ve beaten them in 3 other wars. You guys can do this. Any army is beatable these days. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. The second you guys give up, it’s over. The second you guys say, “we can’t do this”, it’s over. Believe me, I’ve been here before. It’s not easy. You guys are going to fight through and win this.

 

NACHO★★★★★★★★STRONG

 

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

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B R I N G  I T  T H E  F U C K  O N

War with RPF

RPF Declared war on us!

Why? They don’t even know. The only thing that they know is that they are gonna rek us by somehow. Good luck with that, RPF.

Nachos, we’ve had enough of RPF, ey? Let’s kill this army once and for all. We shall show no mercy. Oh and, we will possibly see you guys in the Legends Cup Finals, so you better start digging your grave..

IT’S WAR TIME. BRING IT ON!

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[Semi-Finals]CPAC Legends Cup VII[TODAY] SUPER IMPORTANT

✭ ✭ ✭  T O D A Y  ✭ ✭ ✭

❗ SEMI FINALS – EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ❗

MANDATORY BATTLE FOR ALL ABLE BODIED SOLDIERS


➡ EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MUST BE AT THE BATTLE

➡ HUNDREDS OF XATS GIVEAWAY IF WE WIN

➡ RARE PENGUIN GIVEAWAY [BETA HAT RARE] IF WE REACH 35

MOST IMPORTANT BATTLE YET( ⇒ 5 Medals if you attend😮 )


❗ Nacho Army v WV v ACP ❗

>> Legends Cup VII Semi-Finals <<<

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➡ Date: Sunday, 7th of August 2016

➡ Server: Klondike ||| Room: Boiler Room

➡ Times:

8:00 PM UK[United Kingdom Time]

7:00 PM GMT[Greenwich Mean Time]

3:00 PM EST[Eastern American Time]

2:00 PM CST[Central American Time]

1:00 PM MST[Mountain American Time]

12:00 PM PST[Mountain American Time]

10:00 PM EEST[Eastern European Time]

10:00 PM MT[Moscow Time]

11:00 PM GST[Gulf Standard Time]

12:30 AM IST[Indian Standard Time]

|| Goal: 35+ Nachos ||

➡ NOTE: Be on our chat http://xat.com/nachoshq at least 20 minutes EARLIER!

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➡ Prizes:

Many of the prizes will be given on chat after the battle, so stick around!

  • 100 xats Giveaway[If goal reached]
  • 500 Xats giveaway[If we win]
  • Temporary moderator rank on chat for a lucky member[If you attend this battle]
  • Temporary Owner rank on chat for a lucky Moderator![If you attend this battle]
  • We will try for new site updates![If we win this battle]
  • I will do your homework[Either we win or not]
  • An event of your choice[Either we win or not]
  • I will tell you how to have unlimited free lives on Candy Crush(No hack)
  • We will get a huge trophy to case in our enormous trophy shelf![If we win this battle]
  • More Contests![Either we win or not]
  • I will hug everyone who attends this battle!
  • 5 Medals[Either we win or not]
  • *SPECIAL* Rare Penguin Giveaway[If we get 25 on CP]

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Hola Nachos! Ah, here I am, once again, posting for a fourth consecutive Semi-Final for the Nacho Army.

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