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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Invasion of Sardine [RESULTS]

Wow rpf has some pretty clever troops.

Looks like your English improved since our last war… http://prnt.sc/c1pmpm

Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division invaded the server Sardine from the rpf. The battle began in the Stadium where our force of about 20 soldiers bombed in. We then followed rpf to the Snow Forts and Town. rpf started off strong at the Stadium, but as usual they can’t keep it up and start weakening. At the Forts we began to dominate them, taking over their line to make them appear smaller and fire quick tactics at them. They moved to the Town where we finished off the battle strong, ultimately winning 2/3 rooms. We claim victory over Sardine. Great job to those who attended this battle! Read on for pictures (thanks to Agent for pics)!

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Deluded Badboy mistakes bots for troops [Fjord = Victory]

Oh wow.

First things first, a very big thank you to all of you who came to the event and successfully defended Fjord. Once again the Nachos proved that we are not to be messed with – especially on our capital.

Badboy, you CANNOT claim this as an RPF victory. No way. We really cannot tell who was bigger between you and the Nachos because half of your army was formed from bots. I’m not going to accuse RPF of using the bots themselves as evidence points to others. However, I will say this, RPF, THE BOTS DO NOT COUNT AS YOUR TROOPS. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Just because you are at a disadvantage from the bots wearing black and standing all over you does not mean you can start counting them as your own. (Though I can see why the mistake would be made, since the bots don’t do your tactics, just like your own troops.)

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Just look at this. Badboy claimed that RPF had a size advantage of “16-12.” I mean, even at face value it is clear from this that Badboy cannot count. Twelve is a smaller number than sixteen and thus it would be phrased “12-16.” However, there is also this very small fact, there is absolutely no way RPF could possibly fit that many more troops in the room even if they had them on the server. Between the Nachos, RPF and the bots, the ski hill does not possess a great enough capacity for RPF to have outnumbered us by twelve. It is through this that we can easily conclude that Badboy is what we would call “deluded.”

Badboy in his own mind is ok though, he truly believes in the power of “CPA.” No wonder though, since CPA is Commando717’s project, y’know, the guy who made RPF. And as we know, Commando and Elmikey have had cults of personalities formed around them by RPF troops, so it is little surprise that Badboy subscribes to this.

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This is only hours after he had been barking on about CPA on CPAC…

Onto the battle itself, from what I could tell RPF spent most at a size equal to us, and like usual we performed the better tactics.

We spent most of the battle at the Ski Hill, only sadly for RPF they decided that they were not going to do that, and retreated multiple times. Erm, I hate to break this to you, but we were defending, and you were attacking, so according to your most precious “CPA” you were technically forfeiting? “CPA” does say attackers must follow defenders…

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Look, I won’t say our size was great, but it rivalled RPF, and as usual our tactics were superior to there’s. Therefore when compounded with their multiple retreats from us it is only fair to say that we have won the Defence of Fjord.

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This is the picture that Badboy used to “prove” RPF was bigger in our PC conversation. I’m sorry, but each army has 13 troops in this picture.

Anyway, thank you to all who came, well done for defending Fjord.

~Chrisi Blule

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Exposing the Rebels

Greetings Soldiers,

The time has come to expose the Rebel Penguin Federation for multilogging to fight their battles as a form of cheating. The following was made by Joffrey and given to us by a private source. Read on to see the proof of the multilogging going on inside the RPF.

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Invasion of Outback [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

After a 30 minute break from our defence of Sasquatch, we logged on for another invasion against the weak rpf. The old men seemed to have gotten tired, barely matching us in terms of size and falling far behind in their formations and speed. Beginning in the Town, we followed rpf to the Forts and then Plaza. Despite the bot raiding they attempted to use to lock us out of rooms, we easily overcame them and captured their server. Excellent job to the troops who came. Now that you see how intense these battles are, I hope more of you will show up tomorrow so we can continue dominate. Read on for pictures (special thanks to Poseidon for pics)!

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Defence of Sasquatch [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

After invading Deep Snow we logged on to defend Sasquatch. Beginning in the Boiler Room and moving to the Dojo, we outperformed rpf and successfully defended our server. We were pretty much even in size the entire time, allowing us to dominate this battle. Especially with word tactics, we smothered the rpf and left them with half the confidence they came with into this war. Their size would continue to diminish into the next battle, where we were actually larger than them. Great job defending our land, soldiers. Read on for pictures!

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Invasion of Deep Snow [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Right after invading Matterhorn, we moved our forces to Deep Snow, fighting the entire battle in the Stadium. Maintaining our size, speed, and consistency with strong formations allowed us to overpower rpf’s slight size advantage and claim the server. As I said in the last post, their size would continue to drop in the next battle. Great job to all the troops who attended this battle. Read on for pictures!

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Invasion of Matterhorn [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division logged on for our first invasion of rpf’s land, and it took place on the server Matterhorn. With about 20 troops we charged into the stadium and the fighting began. The only thing rpf had going for them was their size advantage, which would continue to diminish in the next 3 battles. Our speed was great and our formations were strong. Had our size been a bit bigger I wouldn’t hesitate to claim victory over this battle, but it was an invasion, which makes it harder on the attacking army. Today was a very successful day, as you’ll see in the next few recaps. Read on for pictures!

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Nachos win 4 in a row, RPF in denial

This post is intended to be temporary until the full results post is released by Stone – with pictures, a report etc.

The Nachos will be claiming victory for the;

  • Invasion of Matterhorn
  • Invasion of Deep Snow
  • Defence of Sasquatch
  • Invasion of Outback

While RPF possessed a very slight size advantage for some parts of the battles their tactics were abysmal. We completely obliterated the RPF on that front – they were incapable of moving and couldn’t even get their troops to consistently perform tactics, which will be demonstrated from our pictures of the events.

RPF, please, for once admit defeat. We completely trounced you today.

Of course they probably won’t because their leaders are in complete denial. After all, their leader ranks do possess some of the most delusional people in Club Penguin Armies.

But nice work today Nachos, once again we showed that we’re better than the RPF!

~Chrisi Blule

Midnight Foreplay [RPF’s got a small one][Blizzard Battle ay]

Maxed like 6. RPF had size advantage but we had far superior tactics. It seems RPF planned a bot conspiracy as well to attack the events. Pics will be below. Invading armies must follow the defending armies. And they failed to follow except 1 troop in some situations. Blizzard is also a 5 strength level server so we shall be keeping it unless told otherwise by cpa. RPF was on equal footing because of our superior tactics compared to their non existent tactician skill. If RPF attempt to claim they won we’ll just invade it like damn breggle get a dik yo

RPF also logged off first, their retreat assuring our victory

dang breggle fuk niggers am i right

nachos win boi

 

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Recruiting Session [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

To prepare for the war with RPF, the Nachos held a recruiting session to boost our numbers. We maxed 15 at the event. Unfortunately, we were attacked by several bot raiders forcing us to hop to different servers.

 

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