Tie against RPF

Posted on November 9, 2015 by the asshole

Nachos,

Tonight we battled on the Rebel Penguin Federation on the server Yeti. It was our invasion. They successfully thwarted our attempt. Clout and I came to the agreement that this battle was a tie. We Nachos as a whole just weren’t organized, but I put the blame on myself for not giving you all clear enough orders. This stuff happens. Remember Nachos, admitting you lost/tied makes you the real winner.

Max of about 15 soldiers

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Positives of this battle:

We kick ass next time.

We admitted defeat/that we tied, something most armies aren’t capable of doing.

Showed us some of our weaknesses and strengths.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

We tied, who cares, That means we just kick ass next time right?

Check the next battle page/home feed for events.

Comment if you came.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army | 2 Comments »

We’ve made History.

Posted on November 7, 2015 by the asshole

❗ CPAC CHAMPIONS CUP 2015 WINNERS! ❗

Legofan Cy: Nachos, you were absolute monsters today! You acted like real and loyal nacho troops, as always! We will now keep our record of winning at least 1 tournament each year since the first, until at least 2017. Seriously, good job! Enjoy our victory!

Nachos, you all made me proud today. Prouder than ever before.

After my Junior Varsity Football team lost our first play off game today, I came onto the Nacho chat full of anxiety and fear. This anxiety and fear was cleared IMMEDIATELY when I saw the Nacho chat size. I then went over to the Water Vikings chat and realized they had way more than we did. We Nachos recruited for about an hour or so before the event, and the chat filled up. I went onto Klondike to find out that the Water Vikings logged on REALLY early. I decided to keep my newly armed crowd excited and I ordered them to log on early too. Much of the chat logged on and had a pre-battle tailgating party at the Snow Forts. We eventually logged on and entered the Ice Berg, where we easily dominated in tactics and formations, but it was much closer in size. The room change was ordered, and we stormed the Ice Rink. There, we also dominated in tactics and formations, and we had the upper hand in size. Towards the end of the battle, we were ordered to go to the Skatepark, the crappiest room ever. There, we lost A LOT of size but still managed to be even with the Water Vikings. The battle ended, and we were declared the victors of the tournament in a 3-2-1 vote.

Achievements and things I realized:

We maxed 40.

We had 52 on chat at one point.

Throughout this tournament, we made the the biggest comeback in history. (Better than Ice Viking’s comeback)

Underdogs are strong.

Kevin is God.

Nachos rule.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Pictures :

The past two CPAWM tournaments held were won by the Nachos.

Before you stop reading this post, realize we’ve made history. This is the first Nacho win in a LONG time.

Comment if you came 😀

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: CPAC/SMAC/CPPAN, iM ON cOCAINE, kevin is god, Nachos | Tagged: ALL HAIL NACHONNIA, Champions, club penguin nachos, CP NACHOS, nachos, Winners | 7 Comments »

Recruiting Session results/Minor scuffle with RPF?

Posted on October 27, 2015 by the asshole

We logged on Ice Berg for a thirty minute low scale recruiting event, as I’m posting this the join comment number is at thirteen recruits, so we’ll say this event was a success. We Nachos went to the Snow Forts and chanted a ton of stuff to get new penguins to join, I think at one point we had a combined force of about 15 rogues/real Nachos which was cool. Ironically, RPF had an event at the same time as us, a recruiting one. What better way to get recruits than battle each other? RPF didn’t stay long, as they respected our recruiting event and instead went to another room. Thanks RPF 🙂 . Here’s some pictures:

Agent and I are going to post a costume/igloo contest for halloween. Hope you guys like that 🙂

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: iM ON cOCAINE, kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army | Tagged: club penguin nachos, CP NACHOS, NACHO HQ CHAT, nachos | Leave a comment »

Semi-Finals here we come![Results]

Posted on October 24, 2015 by the asshole

Update: A video of the battle thanks to Legofan Cy!

At 2:30, Eastern Standard Time, I found myself in a great place. I was on a chat with the soldiers of the Nacho Army. We won the quarterfinal match of the Champions Cup.

Today, we were tasked with battling the Snow Ninjas in the Quarterfinals of CPAC’s Champions cup. We logged on and from the beginning we took the lead. In my opinion, our tactics were close to perfect, our size was a big improvement from last week, and the Nacho was spirit was the best it’s been in awhile. We started at the Dock with a few warm up tactics, and quickly made our way to the Ice Berg. There, we dominated in formations, size and tactics. After about 15 minutes of that, we made our way to the Ice Rink/Stadium. We immediately made a large formation giving SN little room to make theirs. There, we also dominated in tactics, formations and size. From there, Zing named us the victors of the quarterfinal battle. Now Nachos, we are now two battles away from victory. We will make history as the greatest comeback story since the Ice Vikings. We maxed about 20+. Good work Nachos.

**Things I noticed at the battle**

Every owner was online.
Every Nacho was excited to be here and did their job.
You guys did very well with formations, especially you new guys.
Our leading of tactics needs some work.
Nachos rule.
Kevin is God

Highlight Photos:

Warm up

Berg

Stadium/Ice Rink

Chat

Comment if you made it, Medals will be distributed

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: iM ON cOCAINE, kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army, Trains | Tagged: ALL HAIL NACHONNIA, club penguin nachos, CP NACHOS, nachos, SWAG MASTERS, The Nachos, YEET | 5 Comments »

Victory AGAIN!!!!!WE MOVE ON!

Posted on October 17, 2015 by the asshole

The Ice Warriors displayed weakness by not showing up to the battle which determined our groups winner. We logged on thinking we’d be fighting them, but they didn’t. So far, in this tournament, we haven’t had to fight anyone. This is the Nacho God telling us that we HAVE to win this tournament.

This brings us to………Story time!

Continue reading →

Filed under: kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army | Tagged: club penguin nachos, CP NACHOS, inspirational speech, nacho army, nachos, Results | 2 Comments »

Promotions from September!

Posted on October 3, 2015 by the asshole

You guys deserve ’em!

Blue= You got a promotion! 🙂

Red= You got a demotion! 😦

Purple= You got a DOUBLE PROMOTION ! 😀

Orange + *= Can’t be promoted, but person will receive next rank when it opens up 🙂

NACHO LEADERSHIP

General of the Army » Agent233, B Batman3, Cowboydan101[ON LEAVE]

General » Legofan Cy, Zekrom[Tootal], Stone523,

Lieutenant General » Percy jacks2, Konrad

Brigadier General » Summit[Zozarutchi1]*, Eggs54, Guitar 48300, Zone*[Tad77Swat], Xmen[Firehot6], Centaur17(TEMPORARY DEMOTION)

Colonel » Rare18, Dj Dan, Clyde[N05hoc], Pechu123, Sava346, 95spider

Major » James50, General Rek

Captain » Casillas2159

1st Lieutenant » Impetuous99, Epickitty102, Datdudebp, Neer the End, Bacara

2nd Lieutenant » Cookieball2

Master Sergeant » Whitey 312, Gary0503

Sergeant » Msfab21, Sweet 983

Corporal » Kenny725[Robotracer], Arkadiy Deli, Realrishi, Shadow 766, Hatsun, katniss33335

Lance Corporal » Dog348, Polarskater1, Deviousdev2, Fernan1206

Bull Hour, Ryguy4242, , Ivy7777, Iceinmyveins, Emily537, Add73, Ultra Radu, peteeeeeeee,Emz 78940, Alexape

Private First Class » Mimigaming1, Ifrankencop, Misty10, Wodles8976, Zommer2012, Litt34, HaloLegends8, , Benja1426, Ethancoen7, Ugnyte124, arther1234, hwilborn123, Buss368, Mollymoouu, Luvolivia234, Jilbert, Joeymnbvcxza,

Private » Xxash352, Fruitninja77, Boypranav. Ann10111, Fishslap15, Sisbro4, Ksginny, Jalen2005, Prince012, Aquapeeps, Dylyschott, Angieeek, Aj888, Cutey537,Melissa28902, Trinity, Zadaa6, Fluttersh988, Tory005, GiaRammGabu, Piky57314, Mike72222, Kaileebug08, Slipperysam4, 7e2uhdvqii9d, Bellabellie, Zrcoop2, Superboy77k7, Lindzolla, IHeartShel, Doba, Flickapink, Mrswag1003, iimillah, Erica93557, Ninja Usa1, 1D Llamas,Terry92316, Sheree Tam, Aj22000, Mrman123, Pkachu Pika, Pickletree90, Repunzel127, Fourcats, Pearl52612, Purplemoon15, Rainbowlord4, Pinky Fluffs, Repunzel127, Nachoarmycp7, Agentmoose01, Rplane101gt, Superanna1, Joey23400, PsychoSurfer, Superanna1, Pig Gameplay, Taejahpinky

<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

The chances are, I missed some of you. If I missed you and/or you feel you deserved a promo and didn’t get one, comment on this post or speak to me on chat A.S.A.P. Enjoy your promos and the rest of your weekends!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: iM ON cOCAINE, kevin is god, Nachos, The Nacho Army, Trains | 2 Comments »

VICTORY!!!!!!

Posted on October 3, 2015 by the asshole

Hola, Nachos!

Today we moved on the top place of our group, having 3 points while the other 3 armies have 0! We defeated the other evil orange army called the Doritos of Club Penguin. The Doritos refused to log on club penguin so we instantly got the victory. We maxed A LOT of soldiers for the Nachos, especially for when a hurricane is passing through the east coast of the United States and tons of our troops were affected. Anyway, GREAT JOB NACHOS!!!!! As promised, there will be promotions later today. We were going to do them October 1st, but we thought it’d be better to do them after today. Agent and I just knew you guys would make us proud at this event. Anyway, there are some nice pictures from the battle below. Our max was 18 soldiers and our average was 14. Good work Nachos.

I’m proud of you Nachos. It’s safe to say I speak on behalf of Agent by saying that too. Round two here we come! Promotions will be out tonight (Eastern Standard Time)

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: CPAC/SMAC/CPPAN, iM ON cOCAINE, kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army, Trains | 1 Comment »

“YET”–Nachos vs. DW [PB]T

Posted on September 27, 2015 by the asshole

Hola, Nachos

=B Batman3 here=

Today we fought an army that is much bigger than us, although surprisingly we actually put up a good fight for a good portion of the battle. We were outnumbered at the Town/Forts, but I think we won at the Dock. Anyway, We had ALOT of new recruits at the battle today who really never battled before. To all you recruits, you all did awesome for your first battles. Good work. Also, great job to DW. That was a really fun battle 🙂

We attempted “Yeet”

Good battle guys

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army, Trains | 4 Comments »

PB vs. Aqua Vikings

Posted on September 18, 2015 by the asshole

Hey, Nachos

Wow it’s my first post in like a week 😀 Anyway, Today we had a Practice Battle against the Aqua Vikings. Although I came late, I did get a chance to lead us to the finish. No victory claim is necessary, because this battle was just for fun. We did alright I guess, I’d like to see us max more. Hopefully over the weekend we can get everyone on for a fun event :D. Well some pictures are below.

Pictures:

I want to see improvement this weekend.

I know back to school slowed us down.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Filed under: kevin is god, Nachos, Results, The Nacho Army | Leave a comment »

Victory over the Rebels!

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Agent233

Hey Nachos,

Today, the UK division of the Nacho Empire logged on to fight the Rebel Penguin Federation. While both armies were fairly matched, the Nacho Army were still able to squeeze out a win. Good fight RPF!