S-S-Sneeze

Posted on June 30, 2018 by bbatmanthethird

Update: The link is working again. Viva Los Nachos

What’s up Nachos,

I (B Batman3, the former Nacho Leader Guy) am writing to former Nachos, former Nacho sympathizers who thought we were badass, and anybody else who comes upon this post!

For some time now Club Penguin (and the Nacho Army) has been dead. When the original game went down, most of the armies apart of that original game went down with it (except RPF, they’re fucking gay). Originally, the plan was for the Nacho xat to continue thriving with it’s take no prisoners-don’t give a fuck about anything-you can get away with murder attitude. Things don’t usually go as planned, and after a major disagreement with two different factions of Nacho vets, the xat chat went caput.

With most of the people who frequented the Nacho xat unhappy with the current post Club Penguin establishment, we made the jump to discord (along with the rest of the remnants of the community).

***Note, xat was solely populated by cp army ppl and it’s literally like 5 ppl on a pokemon chat now***

In our jump to discord, many were left behind. We have a selective, active discord geared for the older, Nacho-UMA-anybody edgy who we like crowd called TGHFAG .

Due to the selectivity of TGHFAG, I understand why many former Nachos (specifically the newer generation of Nachos from 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017) wouldn’t stick around. Most other armies have attempted (and mostly failed) to make a community discord based around their old army.

Seeing some of the comments on the site, Fluffy9404 (brief Nacho Leader guy, former 2ic) and I have decided to make a discord solely for Nachos and anyone else who feels like joining. The discord is controlled in full by Fluffy and I.

The discord will embody the culture of the Nacho chat. Basically what I mean by that is it’s a complete free for all. Talk about whatever you want, do whatever you want, I don’t care.

Here’s the invite link

>>>>>>https://discord.com/invite/kBY5Zmz<<<<<<

If there’s any issues with the link, you can always contact me or Fluffy on discord for a valid invite. My discord name is ‘kev#7982’ and Fluffy’s discord name is ‘fuffee#1768’

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In other news, I will be attempting to update the Nacho website. Since we have a good number of Nacho Hall of Famers, Nacho SHOULD be Hall of Famers, and other Nacho vets around, I will be working on finishing the Hall of Fame, filling in the gaps of the history page, and trying to secure a buttfuck of pictures (to the best of my ability) so this can be a nicer memorial site than it already is.

Also, if there’s some way (there probly isn’t), I’m going to try to actually fill in the archives of the Nachos which are missing. But, it’s probly impossible.

I’d also like to applaud Person1233 for continuing to pay for the Nacho Domain.

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Well, I guess that’s it. There’s nothing else to really post on.

Hanging up my sombrero again,

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

***The Nacho Leader Guy***

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The Retirement of Fluffy9404

Posted on March 31, 2017 by ⚡»Fʟᴜғғʏ«⚡

Hello.

For those who don’t know me, my name’s Fluffy 9404. I wasn’t planning on making this post anytime soon, but as you all know, Club Penguin is shutting down. I decided my retirement post would be best used as a way to tell my story. I’ll try to be brief.

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Invasion of Iceland [RESULTS]

Posted on January 5, 2017 by

Hey Nachos! We had an amazing event today, we had 43 on chat, but sadly not everyone decided to come. Everyone needs to log and attend the events in future, but apart from that it was fantastic!

Max: 30 || Average: 28

Read on for more pictures and comment if you attended!

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Change

Posted on December 24, 2016 by bbatmanthethird

Hello.

Over these past few months, the Nacho Army has had it’s troubles. After I made Snickers/Lego leader in August 2016, I told Snickers/Lego under every condition to not give the rank of leader. Unfortunately, Snickers gave ( ( ( him) ) ) leader and that was the demise of him and Lego. Steve was inaugurated as leader following the coup, and sometime later Conno/Hazie were made leaders. The army continued under this leadership for months, and it’s received lots of opposition. The Army has maintained a consistent 15+, but other things shadowed the army which have harmed our reputation.

From this point forward, Longway1 is hereby demoted to 3ic and Dan101 will be inaugurated as the new leader.

Personally, dumbass, you’ve pissed me off quite a bit. But I salute you mentally for your dedication to the Nacho Army and everything you’ve done for it. You’ve been faced with tough decisions, and you handled them in the best way that you could. I would really like to see you stay as a 3ic and maybe even eventually one day earn back the title of leader. After receiving constant pressure from people within the army, this had to be done though.

Resolution:

dumbass is to be treated no different than any other owner, and will receive all benefits of a former leader if he chooses to leave the army. will be remembered as a former leader, and fully possesses the ability to earn back his position, but by means of fair play rather than a coup. Conno11 will remain a leader alongside Dan101, and the rest of the ownership will not be altered for the time being.

The war with RPF will continue, and they will receive their fifth ass beating fiesta from the Nacho Army.

Hopefully we can continue to function as a group, and hopefully we can all strive to achieve our common goal,

What’s best for the Nacho Army.

I hope this message receives you well, and I really hope can continue to serve the army with the same passion and loyalty as he did before.

Please have a very Merry Christmas Nachos, and please show RPF no mercy.

Oorah!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

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Promotions March 2015[Comment if I missed you]

Posted on March 28, 2016 by

Well guys, these promotions are very well deserved. I’m glad to say a lot of people were promoted. If I missed you, comment below, otherwise congrats to everyone who was promoted!

Blue= Promoted 🙂

Red= Demoted 😦

Purple= Double Promoted 😀

Pink= Eligible for promotion when spot opens up 😉

NACHO LEADERSHIP

General of the Army » Cowboydan101[Akabob223], Stone523, B Batman3

General » Legofan Cy, Agent233, Bubbagum620, Green Dai

Lieutenant General » Celtic Daft, Hazie65673, 95 Spider, Conno11, Jt812elite

Brigadier General » Tootal/Zekrom, Beauty74642[Wh44](Temp/OnLeave), Dj Dan, Emily[Tamary], Guitar 48300, Rakejen, Camperjohn64, Dominus

Colonel » , Pickletree93, Poseidon112,

Major » Redeagle571, Centaur17*, Snowwhite955,

Captain » Katniss33335, Hatsun*, Jammi Dodger, Saltinee123, Savage Paw/Terarria Fan,

1st Lieutenant » Clyde[N05hoc]* Sonic*, Casillas2159, Apple6683, Dez[Nachokid5499]

2nd Lieutenant » Impetuous99*, , General Rek*, Sava346*, Cmpunk435*, Dawix3, , Storm[Whitey]*, Im Sweet 983

Master Sergeant » L7872, Libra29emy, Richboytae, Royalsfan16, Snapezzzz*, Epickitty271

Sergeant » Marceline, Wolverine411*, RockhopperT50, Booboo33233,

Corporal » Drpighd*, , Samie2018, Deviousdev1*, Emz 78940*, James50*, Kaylanoel*, Penguin Up45*, Coolguy11502*, The N3rd, Xmastreee, Jake96707, Iemkv3rm, Jaden53056, Lionheart166, Yehaw, Redstone1228, Prentah, Squeakerdmb, , Blueysib6,

Lance Corporal » FestusandLeo*, Vladhtc*, Ninja Kai 10, Andreipingu1*, Agent80755*, 365 Palms*, Lionlover115, Sparkleman44, Syncrology,Nomnomnom15, Pepe4358, Noah24268, Shotstack1, mujahidbest, Dalekkit, CPRockes10, Bob8019, Barnieie, Hodjes, Yellowpen3, Hellowkitty, Pakusch112, Bosss3*, Ownagebird, Victoriaemmy, Kittygal88

Private First Class » Booa1, Comontoe, Cobba, Flipper516, Footprint151, Bobby54202*, Pinkydo8, Ur2frosty, Yakko13, Bellacheer5, Onyxblaze16*, Mindfreak49, Fire Ball 15, Sammiesandy, Luigicaleb, Mom720, Pirateguy123, Thumb922, Negorkkk*, Fluffy3672, Owenowen135, Joeymnbvcxza, Baconcat1, Zep Zef P, Ditto131, Bosss3*, Plee*, Ihascupqake4*, Quicksanders*, Bobertnacho*, Luigifan480*, Ethancoen7*, Penguin5109*, Greencarpet*,*, Headhunters*, Minime900, Samboss1, Summer99998, Hotpink340, Horsey26049, Fireicerx1, Eliezer, Justanormo

Private » Abdit1002*, Dark D*, Arvm, Be Silly, Glady6243, Growtopiapla, Harlemshakep, Hollo007, Martis777, Pengu3222, Piggybadge, Skullz3gamin, Samy105, Shahee Vita, Stooki, Tomi Mc Cool, Tomtiger3, Tuyopi12345, Ultraman Med, Walldough, Albandary0, Sportsrule33, Jebuddy1, Pinkipie2188, Haioomblood, Shahryar2, Zuzuzuba, Partyboy569, Amy2000, Ireanablosso, Gurbani, Rummikub34, Chirpy2001, Ari Chitsuki, Dungog18, Nanny 2, Xjune, Obekovbuti, Astro Boy16, Waveydave1, Astro Boy21, Famoter1, Sjenn15, Xanderdoody1, Charlliee, Doublechinss, 10j5f3c2c, Annikaganda, Judo6590, Lilmay2004, Snowman1314, Caramel Pink, Sowky, Buglover246, Uthkarsh1000, Air Head 2*, Dad5432*, Penguinohoth*, Catsuma34, Betty4040, Brandontdoog, Callum619j, Charls61912, Coolkay, Cutiekitty90, Greenish8149, H4z1001, Hoggywarty, Nukester64, Purps2156, Ronaldofan, Rose 64, Sarasoz, Smiler2501, Space005, Tom99991, King Waggy, Mohsin2002, Pipop2006, Gucciguap, Masa2910, Milotheham15, Club4970, Bamboz, Kitipatu, Megpenguin5, Missbabybatt, Trophy3, Stilinksi 24, Chip0p0, Rarity180, Xmaspie, Akkeneema, Tyrone14120, Fro5ty83, Pussycatmeow, Biscuitelec, Giantrichard, Princecallum, Munkeysxxx, Shyren, Poilt, Aida Si Ali, Orange5890, I Am Benny, Surfdude5107, Zooloo1, Holly8014, Chloe94173, Xxibrookexx, Lauruks2005, Jfarley788, Dragonboy310, Waddlehug, Fire Bean, Excuseu Rude, Tangomango2, Undefinable, Cheeky637, Pinky44044, Awsome2105, Joel65455, Sniperglm, Jeff106, Matthew4865, Shadowgreen1, Prince Ash93, Toby33678, Karlo Miguel, Suziexxxx, Captin Epic, Bravewarrior, Fireee, Cheese2708, Floppyrosie, Dj18345, Calmheart1*, Betdavpen*, Coolit10*, Emogurl1*, Jazmen2004*, Huck2005*, Nateh2444*, Pizza Man 2*, Sadierose36*, Starry105*, Teddy5012*, Abbyet003, Airtarget, Ak1616, Alec72105, Alissa47, Anakin2346, Antman310, Aubrey21, Banna Split8, Beepy123, Bestkid1212, Blackangle11, Blizzard 1, Bobby79074, Bootz1, Boushy23, Cardaddy1234, Carlos0427, Cgf4lyfe, Chbuzz, Cole0902, Countfang, Cpinsider, Crd444, Cutiepie529, 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Kaiser of the Reich: Fluffy9404

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Zekrom and AUSIA

Posted on February 20, 2016 by

Wow, How word press posting has changed…

Hola Nachos!

as most of you know, i am zekrom / Tootal, commonly known around as Zek. So basically, Dan101 insisted i do some AUSIA events. So, i am going to conduct them. Just to warn ye though, i can only do them only on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays as on weekends, i am really busy.

I really hope all the AUSIA troops can attend, because your not just helping me, your helping the whole army. I also know i think its the UK’s half term next week, so maybe the UK troops can also help.

Well, that’s for now, keep sure to check out for events throughout the week as i may do them on weekdays.

Viva Los Nachos,

Zεƙɾօო_rմlεʂ, Nacho AUSIA Leader / nacho 4ic

Stone edit: DO IT FOR KATNISS33335

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Victory on Sleet

Posted on November 11, 2015 by

My co-leaders and I logged the eager Nacho soldiers onto Sleet, and quickly started our signature pre-battle tailgating. We had a lot of new recruits in that new room, so we were kinda just in a blob. We entered the Ice Berg, where the Rebel Penguin Federation was. I then had to eat dinner of course (some good Hamburgers my dad grilled *wary*). I came back to find us in formation, but our tactics were dragging A LOT. I took command at the request of Dan101, and we slowly came back. I’ve never seen such a great group of troops. Snickers, a Nacho mod said “We’re going to lose this one”. Snickers was right. We were going to lose it. The Nacho soldiers realized this, and picked it up. We went to the Ice Rink where tactics improved slightly. Although we were more organized than RPF, we were sorta just in a blob. I took advantage of our skill in “blobs” and I ordered us to the Snow Forts. From there, we made a clocktower-wall-blob thing that just looked pretty cool. From there, our tactics were 99%. This is where we kicked RPF’s a**.

Idk what our max was. If CPAC needs to count how many troops are in these pictures, they will.

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At the end of the battle, one of our agents in RPF took a pic of Silverburg saying that RPF “wasn’t worthy of him being there” and that he was going to shut them down.

This shows how selfish of a person Silverburg is. It’s all about Silver. Not about RPF. He thinks because RPF isn’t meeting his standards, that he’s allowed to just shut them down?

Guess what RPF, you’re maxing more than I maxed when I led RPF.

My RPF brothers.

Do not let that happen. Unite. Organize yourselves. Don’t let this happen. Follow your true leaders, Clout and Robot.

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I didn’t get a lot of pics and neither did other people. Doesn’t matter, today wasn’t the best battle tactically or size wise. Today was the best battle where you troops believed in yourselves, and the Nachos.

Comment if you came!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Tuxedo remains ours!!!!!

Posted on November 11, 2015 by

The Nacho Army and Forces of the Rebel Penguin Federation met today on Tuxedo. RPF came here thinking they could take back their precious capital which was captured by Nacho forces a few days earlier. We met each other at the Berg and exchanged some gun fire (emote tactics). The Nachos were able to surpass them in size and tactics/formations at the Berg. We were the defending army. RPF was probably gonna remain in one room the entire battle, so we took the initiative and we moved rooms. Surprisingly RPF followed us. We then dominated the Plaza for last couple minutes of the battle, and the Nacho soldiers were parading the streets of the Plaza within minutes. Again, RPF respectfully admitted defeat. Great job RPF, but even a better job to Nachos. We maxed 23.

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Message to RPF:

We will stop attacking when you guys kick Elmikey and Silverburg out. You guys started this war, we’re gonna end it. Rise up as a people again them. They are controlling you. Your leaders, Clout and Robot are living in a sphere of fear (i spit bars!!!). Your leaders aren’t able to work to the best of their abilities. Wake up. Defend yourselves.

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Pictures!

*Just would like to add, we have never lost a battle when CMPUNK435 was online*

Thank you Luis, for respectfully admitting defeat.

Stone edit: Enjoy Tuxedo! “Mexican victory”

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nachonnia

~NACHO STRONG ALL DAY LONG~

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

Comment if you came!

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Victory at Cloudy!

Posted on November 10, 2015 by

At 8:20 PM EST, I looked at Silverburg’s post today on the RPF site. I chuckled a bit, and then I began posting this.

With the smiling faces of new recruits on our chat, we decided to log on a little early, at about 7:45 PM. The battle was meant to be at 8:00. We racked up some good size in the Pool, and then we moved onto the Ice Berg to face the defending army, RPF. There, we dominated the unorganized RPF with a horizontal wall formation across the Ice Berg. We then knew it was time to finish them off, so we moved to capture the Ice Rink. RPF pursued, but we were already in our plus formation. The RPF quickly surrendered. Nachos I think we maxed about 21. We had a lot of people on chat. You guys did well today, It was a lot of soldiers first battles.

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Props to the Rebel Penguin Federation.

They respectfully surrendered the battle and they even said “great battle”. That please me, because at least RPF showed us some sportsmanship.

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We’ve made History.

Posted on November 7, 2015 by

❗ CPAC CHAMPIONS CUP 2015 WINNERS! ❗

Legofan Cy: Nachos, you were absolute monsters today! You acted like real and loyal nacho troops, as always! We will now keep our record of winning at least 1 tournament each year since the first, until at least 2017. Seriously, good job! Enjoy our victory!

Nachos, you all made me proud today. Prouder than ever before.

After my Junior Varsity Football team lost our first play off game today, I came onto the Nacho chat full of anxiety and fear. This anxiety and fear was cleared IMMEDIATELY when I saw the Nacho chat size. I then went over to the Water Vikings chat and realized they had way more than we did. We Nachos recruited for about an hour or so before the event, and the chat filled up. I went onto Klondike to find out that the Water Vikings logged on REALLY early. I decided to keep my newly armed crowd excited and I ordered them to log on early too. Much of the chat logged on and had a pre-battle tailgating party at the Snow Forts. We eventually logged on and entered the Ice Berg, where we easily dominated in tactics and formations, but it was much closer in size. The room change was ordered, and we stormed the Ice Rink. There, we also dominated in tactics and formations, and we had the upper hand in size. Towards the end of the battle, we were ordered to go to the Skatepark, the crappiest room ever. There, we lost A LOT of size but still managed to be even with the Water Vikings. The battle ended, and we were declared the victors of the tournament in a 3-2-1 vote.