• Welcome!

    Welcome to the Nachos! We are one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time. As the best in the land, we fight with a strong passion to win and a mission to have fun. We're always in constant combat defending our glorious Empire against all foes that seek to undermine our might, so what are you waiting for? Stand with us and join us in our quest to become the strongest and best army in Club Penguin. If you think you're Nacho material, join by clicking >>HERE<<
    ~Beeky, Laoise, and Weazel

  • Stats

    • 1,513,589 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
  • Recent Comments

    Aqua Summers on PATROLLING FEEYORD (Fjord)
    Jimichimi on PATROLLING FEEYORD (Fjord)
    ℓєχιє on PATROLLING FEEYORD (Fjord)
    Roccobo2003 on Nacho Recruiting Competition.
    Kat on Nacho Hub: The Main Man DJ Dan…
  • Join the Nachos!

  • Nachos on Twitter!

  • Nacho Time Machine

Not That Beautiful

War is once again just under the horizon

And in order for Laoise, myself, and Weazel to be at maximum confidence when we initiate this conflict, we need to confirm that we can reach sizes that we deem acceptable (30-35) on a consistent basis. This week, we’ll be doing a little bit of everything. Raids, battles, trainings; they’re all here, and I have just one (albeit very important) job for you this week: attend them.

Igloo Raid [US/UK]

» Date: July 28, 2014 || Server: TBD  «


3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

8:00 PM GMT

||Goal: 30+||

Nacho Recruiting Competition.

Hola Nachos!

As you all know, Summer Vacation is upon us :D The months of June, July & August are the busiest time of the year for Club Penguin armies, with events held every day. It’s a time for Tournaments, Wars and New Challenges. Most importantly, This gives armies the opportunity to increase in size – Allowing the Nachos to begin the Evolution of our “Diamond Age.”

Due to the fact that we’re all free from school for a number of weeks, we’re expecting each of you to become more active – being on chat and scouting the servers on Club Penguin are included in this. It also gives us a chance to host more events between the troops which is why, for this week we’re having a competition!

Each Mod and Member will be given the task of recruiting as many new members as possible – getting them to leave a join comment and remain active.
There’ll be a list posted on the site with the Name of everyone who wishes to take part.
At the end of the week, Whoever has recruited the most Troops, will be given a Club Penguin Membership. Xats and Powers are also up for grabs.

Recruiting Methods:

1. Club Penguin – Try Recruit on a server.
2. Xat Chats. (Do NOT recruit on other army chats.)
3. Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, etc.. Share something about the Nachos – Your followers will see it and may be interested in taking a closer look.
4. Invite your Friends. They must be loyal to the army and not join for one week only.
5. Blog about it. Write a post about the Nacho army on your WordPress. People will be sure to read it.

*Click “Continue Reading” For More Details.

Continue reading


Hello, Natchoes.

This is your Third in Command, Thex478. I am here to inform you the results of our patrol of Fjord, held on Sunday, July 27th. IT WENT GOOD!!!! We maxed 22 troops while averaging around 20 through the whole event. Tactics were great. The only qualm I have about this, though, is that we had 33 on chat, while we had 22 online. That shouldn’t be happening. Other than that, good event.

Below are some pictures taken by our friends over at Playboy Magazine (Laoise, Strom, and Kat). Thanks for the pictures Playboy photographers!


Lao Edit: Okay </3 :’( 


Continue reading

Patrol of Fjord [PROMOTIONS IF WE REACH 35]

Our power is greatly rising, Nachos. Each day, the number of join comments we receive increases by a large margin, and we’ll be back to averaging 40 troops instead of 30 very soon. In the meantime, we’re still working on averaging 35 consistently, and with our first battle of the Legends Cup fast approaching, being able to break 30 whenever we want is a must.

Also, if you were here before late May, you may have noticed that our site looked completely different and much nicer than it does now. Well, Puck has made us an offer: If we reach 35 tomorrow, he will personally pay for the site’s CSS, which will make everything look noticeably more appealing. And in addition to our scheduled promotion day at the end of the month, we will have an extra one if we can mange to reach 35 at this event, so you’ll probably want to make this one.

Patrol of Fjord [US/UK]

» Date: July 27, 2014 || Server: Fjord  «


3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

8:00 PM GMT

||GOAL: 35||


Weekly Recap [20/07/2014 - 26/07/2014]

Here are details of the events the Nachos had from July 20th (Sunday) – July 26th (Saturday).
This is mainly for the use of any Club Penguin news sites but feel free to take a look Nachos!

Evaluation Event:[Sunday] [Maxed-24] [Server-Fjord] [Bars-1]na10

Continue reading

Nacho Hub: The Main Man DJ Dan Gets Main Owner

Hello Nachos!

Welcome to Nacho Hub. Nacho Hub is a new segment on the blog that Beeky has authorised me to do in which I give some news and things like that about the Nachos. This is our effort to make sure all of our troops are on the same page. This is the fourth edition of Nacho Hub. In this edition, we will discuss the news of DJ Dan becoming main owner on Chat last night as well as some changes the chat has seen. Hopefully this edition doesn’t get deleted so I’d appreciate if the person deleting my posts for no apparent reason would just leave me to do my thing.

Continue reading

Mammoth[ish] Victory on Mammoth

Today the Nachos logged onto the legendary server of Mammoth, to battle SWAT in a practice battle. We were able to clinch victory, to an almost on par SWAT, while SWAT had a few more troops than ourselves, we maxed around 26/27, our superior tactics allowed victory to be took. We would like to thank SWAT for the excellent event, and comradeship [inb4 'chrisi is a communist guis, only communists say that guis' even though hes not, but ppl].

During pre-battle, we began at the Lighthouse, people were slow to log in, it is expected that Nachos log onto CP straight away, and make sure to be on Xat at least 15 minutes before an event starts, too many of you were slow to arrive and log on, you can not continue to act like this, it would be detrimental to the army.

Upon moving to the forts, as designated before the battle, we had a time advantage over SWAT, and were able to perform a blobbed  ambushed, after the forts, the battle continued to rage on in the stadium, and finally the berg.

Thank you to everyone who came.

Size; [7/10]; Not the greatest size, but it will do for now, keep improving Nachos, the bigger our sizes, the more fun! :)

Tactics; [8.9/10]; Really good tactics, just make sure to focus on the leader’s tactics, and respond as fast as you can.

Comment if you made it!


Click ‘Continue Reading’ for more pictures!

Continue reading

Nachos Tactics Practice On Fjord [AUSIA]

Hey guys!

So the Nachos logged on for an unscheduled tactics event on Club Penguin. Seeing that the event wasn’t scheduled, it was actually really good for size. Thank you to everyone who logged in. Try and be more responsive however in the future.

We are coming close to the Legends Cup and we need to perfect simple things like quick reactions and holding tactics. We are good at the moment, but great is better!

We maxed 7 and averaged 5.

Continue reading

Army Problems: ACP defeated by Maths

What’s up, Nachos? It’s your boy DJ Theo here and I’m here to look at one of the major army problems these days, which is that off counting. Now according to the Army of Club Penguin, they had 20 troops online Club Penguin during a recent Practice Battle with us!

According to ACP, this is them getting 20! They must have 4 troops sitting in the Aqua Grabber on standby cause they got things so well in hand.

According to ACP, this is them getting 20! They must have 4 troops sitting in the Aqua Grabber on standby cause they got things so well in hand.

The Nacho Army has defeated the Army of Club Penguin twice this week so congratulations to all of the troops who logged in to make this possible. Both times, ACP Exaggerated their numbers however because “every army exaggerates their numbers”, it’s fine for the ACP to do that.

Well at least that makes it alright then.

Well at least that makes it alright then.

Oh! So that’s how ACP manages to stay in the top 5 each week. Adding on a few more troops. Let’s just pretend and CPAC wont ever know the difference.

Mess with the best ACP, die like the rest.

Oh and another thing, I know your autotypers aren’t the best in the land but please don’t show your desperation with Chat recruiting. To all Nacho soldiers reading this, if any member of ACP asks you to join there army, print screen it and tell an owner!

Wow Skullz, those 5 medals look heavy! I know where you can shove them.

Wow Skullz, those 5 medals look heavy! I know where you can shove them.

The army of Club Penguin - of Club Penguin?  Cant even chat recruit properly.

The army of Club Penguin – of Club Penguin?
Cant even chat recruit properly.


Hello Nachos! Today at 8 PM EST we logged onto the server Breeze to kick some ACP ass in a practice battle. And we did. Great victory Nachos! We had quality sizes, maxing 20 and averaging 15 through the battle.

Even if we did win, the side conversations need to stop on chat, and y’all need to focus on the damn event. It’s frustrating when you’re leading and no one is paying attention. I also won’t pull a Cool and hush the chat for the whole event. You probably wont read this either, but whatever.

Regardless, solid dub for us.  ACP are ok. Here are some pictures, courtesy of the photographers over at Playboy Magazine (Water Guard, Darkman, Falcon, and Zing).

Continue reading


Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 311 other followers