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    Welcome to the Nachos! We are one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time. As the best in the land, we fight with a strong passion to win and a mission to have fun. We're always in constant combat defending our glorious Empire against all foes that seek to undermine our might, so what are you waiting for? Stand with us and join us in our quest to become the strongest and best army in Club Penguin. If you think you're Nacho material, join by clicking >>HERE<<
    ~Beeky, Laoise, and Weazel

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The Knife’s Edge

The Nachos do not declare “fun” wars.

When we declare war on your army, it’s for one of two very practical reasons:

1. We don’t like you

2. You’ve provoked us

So, when we mod one of your leaders on our chat, and then he goes off on a banning spree and sends half of our members to a place where they don’t belong, what exactly did you expect us to do in retaliation? Like RPF a few short weeks ago, we have confirmation that DCP had been organizing a war against us, and were set to announce their declaration on the first of August. So, in preparation for your frightening 15 man invasion force, we’ve decided to make the first move and begin invading now. With an AUS that is sharply rising and a US/UK force that is finally on its way to breaking 30 consistently, I hope you soon realize that it was a big mistake for you to think you could mess with us and come out on top.

Anyway Nachos, this will be a very fun war, and should compliment our upcoming LC tournament run quite nicely. We’ll be invading at both AUS and UK/US times on each weekday, and then once on the weekends (provided the LC does not interfere with either of our armies). Above all else, have fun, show up, and let’s show these knockoffs what happens when you pick a fight with us.

Friday:

Invasion of  Walrus [AUS]

Date: August 1st, 2014

Server: Walrus || Room: All Over

Times:

10:00 PM AWST

7:30 PM IST

12:00 PM AEST

11:00 PM JST

10:00 AM EST

3:00 PM GMT

 

Cleansing of Fjord  [US/UK]

Date: August 1st, 2014

Server: Fjord || Room: All Over

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

Further Invasions (Will be continuously added the post above this one as the dates approach)

Saturday:

Invasion of Sardine [AUS]

Date: August 2nd, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

10:00 PM AWST

7:30 PM IST

12:00 PM AEST

11:00 PM JST

10:00 AM EST

3:00 PM GMT

 

Invasion of Bigfoot [US/UK]

Date: August 2nd, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

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A Message to the Troops & to DCP

Hola Nachos!

I’d also like to say a big hello to all obsessed Doritos that I am sure are reading this right now and are wishing that their tiny army could even have a slight impact on us ;)

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[Video] Raid of Summit

Hola Nachos,

Here is video footage of our raid of Summit:

 

July 2014 Promotions

Hi,

After three long and difficult months flooded disappointment and doubt, we’ve finally found ourselves back on a steady rise once again. If you take a look at the beginning of this month and how much we’ve progressed since, I think you’ll be quite pleased. For a good part of July, we hovered around the upper teens and lower twenties, and after only a few short weeks of hard recruiting, our size has nearly doubled. Now that our consistency and morale has risen to levels arguably higher than our previous rise in March, it’s almost safe to say this is the most stable we’ve been since the summer of last year, and I’d like to reward you all for that.

There were only 13 total comments on the promotion event post, and even of those, I promoted even less. Many of the moderators who attended that event did not receive both promos because we’re trying our best this time around to keep most of the ranks balanced, but even with that in mind, some of the ranks are still a bit cluttered. Other than that, I believe I promoted everybody who deserved it, although there is always that chance that I may have accidentally skipped over your name. And if that happened, feel free to leave a comment below stating why you think you’ve earned a promotion this month.

Bold: Promoted

General: Beeky, Laoise, Weazelkid

Lieutenant General: Camperjohn64, Guitar48300, Dj dan

Major General: Darkman5, Thex, Malevolent

Brigadier General: Chrisi Blule, Water Guard,  Fiffylog, Vonchiefer,

Colonel: Lop2009, Selena, Toonlink723, Vonchiefer, YotechGuy, Baseball1043, Danny (Tanner), Sonic1120, 

Lieutenant Colonel: Pechu, Justinfortsa, Aqua Summers, Stromae, Emily, Cooltj4, Jimichimi,  Daniel574,

Major: Iconic79, Dancer, Domfantastic, Max4381, Roberto LT, Tucksy (Nacho Pizza Delivery Service Leader), Gustav Holst, Wicker x1o/Griffin

Captain: Topaz2D9907, Benag, Molbygirl, Stormblade27

Warrant Officer: Bacara,  1v1men8, oggy889,  Darksonic618, Tootal,

Lieutenant: Lootking, Penguina964, Yolotron1000, Westbrooke, TBoy21, Krisbee1, 

Master Sergeant: Gtudsd,  Roccobo2003, Luliy1, Datdudebp,  Amber, 

Sergeant: Penger 1, Paperd, Osamaisok(Jed), Hydro234 , Frigido,  Cheedu1

Corporal: Water Waves2,  Gmantkd, Tad77enforce, Skybound9813, Generel Rek, Tobercold, Cooldude1a, Papv99, Kat (Pilot27)

Lance Corporal: Gordon5360, Doriboss,  Pen 94, Penger 1,  Zackcoolstar, Zippy569, Bradyd5, Rare18, Webbed Pingu, Tyler Nacho

Private First Class:   Bradyd5,, Free Dude 15, Frozenblaze, Generel Rek, Goblinguy,  Mrgreeney2,, Roxy20540,  Sumir216 (Flame5768), Moohay1, Mudstack89,  Nachos Fan, Nachozman124,  Pengy Smith1, Penguintato1, 95 spider,  Clipper90, DanB1, Daniel1574, disneysawesm, Doodypnts, Ekr2013, Flipastro, Gamergirl433, Greg09, Hazel Heart, Highbrow, Isaac13170, 1cey C00l, Iamisaiah7, Icepeinguin1, Jerypeng2, Josh8710, Justin Duck, Kajh123, Katerina Qt, Kishu5, Kowalzgj, Krispy K, Krickwood,Ldunlap400, Lexus 07, Likezo1, Liltechie7, LittleDawn5, Littlelola11, Lollipop2487, Lolo K8,Lucyloo9875, Marlowe77, Meggie8, Mr Cow2, Nikorosales, ninjazoomer, orguin3, punpie, QueenieGold, rock01234,rock chalange,  Ryu401, Sam12213, Tardis98601,  TIGERMASTER4

Private:123k33,,134 Cutie, 3shi, Abbas 786, abibethkaty,Ainslee8849, Alisond19, Athul 1, Amyansalem,agentleo1001,  Anakin Sky20, Anikan155, Angelogeant, Apik234, Aquaicy100, Armydude2007, Atorm, Avatarinega, Bab dude, Batarang04, Ben1011bh, Betaplayer7,BobbyJo100,  Blazette F, Bobby4324, Brayton1001, BrightFrog27, Bubbles388, Buggaboos101, Cage9, Cookieball2, , Tushi123, Twilight3118, Shinyminx, pink squeak,  Zoodeler

HELLO

daniel-1

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Legends Cup Battle – Second Round

Our first battle of this year’s Legends Cup tournament is this weekend. As we were a high seed, we received a first round bye, and are in the second round by default. If we win this, it’s on to the Quarterfinals!

-ALL NACHOS ATTEND-

 PROMOS IF WE WIN AND REACH 45+

Nachos vs Chaos

Sunday, August 3rd || Server: Klondike

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

 

||GOAL: 40+||

|Results| of Raid on Summit

Hola Nachos! :D

Today, we had an awesome event on Summit. This event was supposed to be a raid event… But the scared stale Dorito Army opponents didnt show up ._. Such laymos. Anyways we did great, we Averaged about 35 and Maxed 38. Keep it up Nachos, lets hit them 45+ Sizes next

COMMENT IF YOU CAME!

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A New Pet Walrus

HOLA NACHOS!

Today our fast rising Ausia division successfully raided Walrus from the Doritos. Our new and improved Ausia division maxed 18 Nachos  and averaged 15 Troops at this event. We had almost perfect tactics throughout this entire raid – For a new division, we did an  amazing job :D DCP  on the other hand, did not. Once again, its a loss for them, as they didn’t even log on to see themselves get owned. Keep up with the great work nachos!

 

cp 2

vivalos6

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LOL @ DCP

Pathetic…

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All Talk, No Walk

Nachos,

Today, we had our first battle in the war against DCP, with the invasion of Slushy. We logged onto Klondike (1 bar server) to battle for control of the server Slushy. As expected, our enemies performance did not back up all the trash they were talking in the past 24 hours. The Wannabe Nachos (aka the Doritos) only had around 25 at their peak, and needed to retreat twice during the battle, which is really sad considering they were using their allies.

But enough about them, let’s talk about us, the Nachos. We maxed an outstanding 36 troops, while averaging around 30 throughout the battle. Our tactics were quick and effective as always, and were a great compliment to our size. Comparing our performance to that of the enemy, we claim this as a clear Nacho victory!

We’ve struck the first blow in this war, my friends. Let’s keep the pressure on and show them why you don’t mess with the Nacho Army!

Nachos were RED for this battle, Doritos were ORANGE

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