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    Quote of the Year 09 - Person1233

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    http://cpacentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cpacawardstrophy27.png ================================== Holder of the "#1 Army in Club Penguin" from March 2009 to June 2009*, and in January 2010, and in January,February,June, July 2011, and January 2012. *In July 2009, the Nachos were tied with ACP ================================== Holder of a TOP 6 army ranking through its entire existence. ================================== Biggest Perv of the Year: Person1233, 52.14% of the vote.

Defending Our Nation! [TODAY]

:arrow: 3 HOURS UNTIL BATTLE 

  • We aren’t just defending; we’re invading too! Check if you can come to our invasions by clicking >>HERE<<  The 1st invasion starts on Wednesday!

:arrow: UPDATE: [USA] DEFENSE OF SLEET TODAY! COMMENT IF YOU CAN COME!

Aloha! ACP are invading Snow Fort, Grizzly, and Crunch during U.K times because they know they can’t beat us during U.S times. This is our time Nachos so prove it. We will not let the butt-hurt ACP own any of our servers again. I feel sad for you Ken and Flipper, just admit defeat. Everyone already knows we humiliated you on your own ground, you don’t have to put up a show. Anyways, here’s the info:

:!: Defense of SLEET [USA] :!:

When: Tuesday, 31st January

Where: Sleet

Times: 5:00 PM Penguin Standard Time

:arrow: 5:00 PM PST

:arrow: 6:00 PM MST

:arrow: 7:00 PM CST

:arrow: 8:00 PM EST

:arrow: 8:00 PM GMT

Who: ACP Vs Nachos

:arrow: READ MORE FOR OTHER DEFENSES! [EURO]

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BIG Invasions [STARTS WEDNESDAY]

:!: Wednesday :!:

ACP and Nachos both claim to own Cloudy, why not battle for it? ;)

[BIG] BATTLE FOR CLOUDY 

:arrow: Goal: To get 40+ soldiers, and prove that we are the rightful owners of Cloudy!

When: WEDNESDAY, February 1st

Server: Cloudy

Note: Pink = Expected, Blue = Expected to be late, Red = Not expected

Time: 

:arrow: 5:00 Eastern (EST)

:arrow: 4:00 Central (CST)

:arrow: 3:00 Mountain(MST)

:arrow: 2:00 Pacific (PST)

:arrow: 10:00 United Kingdom (UK)

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Defending Mountain for LT

When: Wednesday 1st of Febuary

Server: Mountain

Times:

:arrow: 6:30pm Est

:arrow: 5:30pm Cst

:arrow: 4:30pm Mst

:arrow: 3:30pm Pst

:arrow: 11:30pm Gmt 

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:!: SATURDAY :!:

Saturday we will invade one of ACP’s very  important servers.

[HUGE] INVASION OF MAMMOTH

:arrow: Goal: To get 45+ soldiers, and neutralize Mammoth for ALL armies

When: Saturday, February 4th

Server: Mammoth

Time: 

:arrow: 2:00 Eastern (EST)

:arrow: 1:00 Central (CST)

:arrow: 12:00 Mountain (MST)

:arrow: 11:00 Pacific (PST)

:arrow: 7:00 United Kingdom (UK)

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:!: SUNDAY :!:

Sunday, we will march onto ACP’s capital server, Breeze. This battle is a must win!

[HUGE] INVASION OF BREEZE

:arrow: Goal: To get 45+ soldiers and capture ACP’s capital.

When: Sunday, February 5th

Server: Breeze

Time: 

:arrow: 2:00 Eastern (EST)

:arrow: 1:00 Central (CST)

:arrow: 12:00 Mountain (MST)

:arrow: 11:00 Pacific (PST)

:arrow: 7:00 United Kingdom (UK)

THESE BATTLES ARE 3 OF THE MOST CRUCIAL BATTLES IN THIS WAR, WE NEED ATLEAST 45-50 AT EACH OF THESE!

:!: COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT :!:

Nacho-ACP War So Far

:arrow: Do NOT un-sticky, if you do you’ll be in trouble (D).

***Taken from CPAC, will be updated as war progresses***

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Promotions!

First of all, Hurr, STOP DELETING MY POSTS. Ads personally asked to to do promotions, so don’t delete these. He also told me to replace yours with mine.

Now, what you’ve all been waiting for….Promotions! I tried to make them as fair as possible. Also, before you ask: “Why is a 2ic doing promos?” I was assigned them. So here they are!

Orange – Promoted

Red – Demoted

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Helping LT [TOMORROW

Edit: Added onto Invasions post.

While LT invade an ACP server, they are being invaded by DCP, so we will be helping LT defend their server. We should have an easy victory over DCP.

Day: Wednesday 1st of Febuary

Server: Mountain

Times:

6:30pm Est

5:30pm Cst

4:30pm Mst

3:30pm Pst

11:30pm Gmt (Not Expected)

~Chrisi Blule

Let’s get 30+

Nachos win on Snow Fort!

Edit: Dear the igronant fools at ACP none of the these pictures are pre-battle, I would know, I looked at the time and it said 19:03, I’m pretty sure that 19:03 is 3 minutes after 19:00, or can I not tell the time?

Looks like ACP is getting scared?

Yes we successfully repulsed the ACP attack.

I just love how they spread out to make themselves look big

So as you can see, we managed to keep Snow Fort.

Enough with the satire…

Where ACP? :O

OMG IT'S AN ACP... wait, no random person :'(

You see ACP… we win, because we never logged off, but you did, we hadn’t surendered, but you still decided you won, even though we still fought… I declare this Nacho victory!

~Chrisi Blule

"Now that's what I call selective Imagery"

ACP and their propaganda.

Viva la propaganda.

ACP is an army that chooses to consider this world of warfare to be much alike to the real world, and so begins the first moral of this post.

Club Penguin Armies will never suffice to your daily lives. Yes, they are great, they are fun, you will meet some amazing people here, that you would not have had the chance to in your real life. But due to ACP’s policy of ACP being more important than real life, you have many of their troops doing things like, skipping school to come to events. I am glad that [as far as I know] none of our troops skip school to come to events, and yet we’re still winning this war, that just goes to show that our troops are more numerous, and have a better personality, our troops are less likely to bitch about things, unlike the ACP’s. It’s safe to say that the Nachos’ troops have the greatest personality’s of all armies, and the most diverse. So what was the point of that;

Short Summary 

Real life first then armies= Happy people = Happy troops = better troops = Awesome active army.   <<<Thats the Nachos

Armies first then real life = Depressed people = Depressed troops = Worse troops = Falling army.       <<<Thats the ACP

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Anyway, back to the main point of this post, so in the real world there’s this thing called “propaganda”. Propaganda is using the media to influence peoples opinions, it really is everywhere, just take a look, it’s used everywhere. Here’s an example;

Or look at this anti-communist propaganda created in the 40′s

But when does ACP use their propaganda?

Well they use it everyday, I simply went on to a recent post and found propaganda quite easily. If you read an ACP post wrote by Kingfunks the whole post is jam packed with propaganda, even in the fist line.

Another Amazing event ACP as we show off our amazing European troops

In case they hadn’t realised they had lost that event, and yet they seem to boast about their “great” size, and unfortunately the type of troops that the ACP has, makes them gullible enough to be sucked into it. They are happy to believe everything that their incompetent higher ranks say, they do not make decisions for themselves. ACP is what we call a totalitarian dictatorship, when the leaders of the country (or in this case army) control every aspect of their peoples lives. This kind of government is what was used in the Soviet Union (Russia) during Stalin’s leadership, and what is currently happening in North Korea. During Stalin’s leadership a “cult of Stalin” emerged, in which the people of the Soviet Union worshipped Stalin like a god. Very alike to ACP’s troops, effectively worshiping Flipper and Kenneth, or in more mild terms, sucking up to them. Another feature of a totalitarian dictatorship is the censorship of media, in case you haven’t noticed, on ACP’s site, much of their pictures of events is when the Nachos are either in different rooms, or about to go into another room, this selective imagery is to fool their troops into thinking they won the event.

Of course the biggest and most controversial source of propaganda around here is CPAC… or more namely, Kingfunks. Let us not go into the details, but should an ACP 4ic (is it?) be posting about an ACP-Nachos-LT war on an “unbiased” site? Mchappy, ACP 2ic, also posted about this war on ACP, or at least note directly, but in essence he was posting pro-ACP propaganda (I must admit however, Mch it was a good post :D ).

An excellent example of ACP’s propaganda outside of this war, is the ACP-GT war that occurred awhile ago. In this war the ACP used to propaganda to affectivel win a war that they were about tying in. They forced GT’s leader, Rioters to retire, by spreading a rumor that was obviously fake, was believed by so many. And alike to human nature, the truth was twisted. Before long ACP’s lower ranking troops came to their  conclusion that Rioters was an evil person who hacked small army sites for fun. Even ACP’s claims of what Rioters was doing weren’t as bad at that. They’re claims was that Rioters had doxed, and released information about a small (or was it medium?) army leader, despite their being insufficient evidence, and that Rioters pleaded that he was innocent.

The image bellow is an ACP troop (who is a friend of mine) that took the ACP post for the truth.

(Click on the image to view)

And that my friends concludes my post that sums up the ACP’s use of propaganda, fairly well, even though I could have easily wrote another thousand or so words about this.

I am most sorry for writing the kind of thing that you’d see on CPAC  SMAC, CPAE, CPUN or any other unbiased news site, but I really had to make this post. Of course I could be considered a hypocrite, considering this post is propaganda, in the sense that I am trying to change your views, however, throughout this post I have stuck with the facts, and told you the truth, to my own knowledge.

~Chrisi Blule

Nacho Leader 

Invading Everything!

Hola Nachos,

We will be invading every server that ACP has left! Yes, that’s right. You guys want and love war, well this is war! We will be invading one server per day, starting Tuesday.

Servers that the Nachos took from the ACP:

  • Snow Fort
  • Marshmallow
  • Grizzly
  • White House

Servers that LT took from the ACP:

  • Mountain
  • Frozen
  • Christmas
  • Ice Box
  • Brumby

Servers that ACP have left:

  • Alpine
  • Breeze
  • Cloudy
  • Ice Breaker
  • Klondike
  • Mammoth
  • Snow Flake
  • Snow Globe
  • Tea
  • Winter Land
  • Zipline
    • Raid these servers at all time!

The invasions of the servers will be posted soon. You can see the invasions of Cloudy, Mammoth, and Breeze >>HERE<<

This is war,

~ Hurricanex1

I’m Impressed

I’m very impressed at how the current Nacho leadership is handling this war, and I’m not surprised to see ACP admit victory every time they lose. The way battles are fought on Club Penguin make it so that a clear winner can not be determined unless the army stays on the server for hours on end. This means, though, that an army of 6 can outlast an army of 40 and win. Where do we draw the line? No clue, we need judges to determine a point system, but people would complain that’s too complicated.

In our case, however, we are clearly outmaneuvering the ACP with smaller sizes, and the ACP refuses to accept that so they mull around on Club Penguin to try and get something started while their leaders are in a frenzy to attempt to get soldiers on Club Penguin. They have to rely on their European troops because their American troops have become too lazy. The Nachos are at a critical point in this war, and to keep it moving forward in the direction its in, we need to crush ACP’s made-up fantasy.

No matter what lies ACP post, you need to remember that ACP is an army which has its foundation built on deception and lies. From the very beginning, Oagalthorp would take his army to a room 1 hour after the battle to take a picture to deceive other armies that he actually won. Now, the ACP leaders are just outright lying and their gullible troops are eating it up. The ACP leadership is secretly in chaos while the army community thinks they’re winning.

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/CRING-1.png

We all know who is really winning this war, and once the lies that the ACP are trying to build their morale, finally collapse, it will be clear to all. I’m very impressed by the Nachos so far, and I hope you don’t let me down. Go out there and give ACP a war to go down in history.

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/cringeverywhere.png

Also, if ACP dares to say they own Fjord again I will personally be involved in the next battle for Fjord.

FEEL THE CRING, ACP.

***Person1233***

Victory on Grizzly and Snow Fort!

Hello Nachos! Today we beat the ACP on Grizzly and a surprise invasion on Snow Fort! We have come through so far in this war and we will beat them. Nachos have more victories then of ACP, lets try to keep it up! As a reward, Promo Day is today. PROMOS WILL BE POSTED SOON!

 

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT, IT WILL HELP GET YOU A PROMO, AS WELL AS LINK ANY PICTURES YOU HAVE!

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