Hola nachos!

Today we had an hour defence of Abominable and it remains ours.  Although ACP had the size advantage today, we had terrific tactics and cooperation. Unfortunately, our chat crashed during the event. Nobody could get on. 5 minutes later we were able to get back in action on CP and try our hardest.  

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~*~*~*~*~Invasion of Marshmallow~*~*~*~*~*~

Saturday, January 28

Server: Marshmallow

11 PM UK

6 PM EST

5 PM CST

4 PM MST

3 PM PST

~*~*~*~*~*~*~Invasion of Grizzly~*~*~*~*~*~

Sunday, January 29

Server: Grizzly

7 PM UK

2 PM EST

1 PM CST

12 MST

11 AM PST

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Yes, today, we lost White House. For now. ACP overpowered us in both size and tactics. We were bad, maxing 10 and not having a single amazing tactic. But we remained optimistic. I lead the whole battle, being the only owner rank to actually attend. But there was something suspicious. Throughout the battle, Adobe Flash Player crashed randomly for most troops. But not a single ACP had this problem. It’s strange, really. But I’m re-invading White House soon, to the Nachos advantage. So watch out ACP, we’ll be looking for you soon. And prepare, tonight, we will dine in hell, on the flesh of ACP.

~Zak, Nachos 2ic

Comment if you came!

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ACP, get out of the Nacho’s doings. You cannot control all armies, you power-hungry fools. ACP does not rule any army at all. So you people go mind your own business and stop bossing us around like some big shot. This is CP Armies. Not the US Government. This is why people hate ACP so much. This is why I can’t stand them. This is why they must fall.

The words above are that of my own. Funks, you’ve drawn the line. You are bashing the Nachos. You are insulting our beloved soldier, Billy Mays. Unacceptable. You cannot tell us what to do. You need to get your mind out of this little world where ACP rules everything and everyone in CP warfare. This has never happened, and it never will. Two true words that are from the heart are my response to you, Kingfunks4. Shut up. This is enough. This was Billy’s own decision. And still, you have no right to attempt to humiliate him. I joined during his era, and he was a great leader. Better than you. So stop being butthurt, and be a model, like the rest of the ACP highers. They have good sportsmanship. Why don’t you?

~Zak, Nachos 2ic

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The Disgraceful ACP Funks should hang their heads in shame in one of the lowest moves in CP Army History, yes I’m talking about you Funks.

Never in my two years of being in CP armies have I seen a move as low as this one. Here is what happened:

• Funks joins ACP, while being part of CPAC.
• Constantly gives ACP number one army due to being biased.
• Obviously hates the Nachos.
• Creates the, “Puffle Warriors”. <—- That made me lol.

So in their bid to be power-hungry, Kingfunks didn’t think about playing a fair game, by becoming extremely biased towards ACP. He knew that ACP would give him a high rank, since he was head of CPAC, which lead to him being extremely biased towards ACP. So, instead of being NOT biased towards ACP, he was. I never thought I would say this, but not even IATW would go as low as you did to the CP army community. At least IATW play a more fair game than you and actually battle their enemies instead of finding other routes.

To Billy Mays: Ok, it IS your site. However, the fact you almost destroyed them for the reason you did is completely right. You cared about how the army ended. If you DIDN’T care, you could have just completely deleted the site entirely, along with doxing the other Tacos leaders, and exposing all of their information.

To the Nachos: Take all of the Tacos servers off of your nation list. If you really want those servers, go and beat the Tacos ass without playing cheap moves like you did, AND NOT CREATE A NEWS SITE, JOIN THE NUMBER ONE ARMY OF CP AT THE TIME, AND BECOME COMPLETELY BIASED TOWARDS THEM. And I’m sure the ACP wont be with the Tacos’ in their defences due to the Nachos owning both armies. If Flipper and Kenneth disagrees with that last sentence, they’ll probably scold me, and tell me that I cannot speak for the Army of Club Penguin like that by myself, even though I am only a mod rank.

To the ACP: (Insert attempted lesson to ACP soldiers like you’re their mother, while they honestly don’t care due to the fact that it wasn’t a cheap move by the Nachos, and we had no decision as to what Billy actually DID.)

Why be biased, what satisfaction does being biased get you, knowing that you are always biased towards ACP since they gave you a high mod rank? Ask this to yourselves, Funks, why be a complete asshole who doesn’t even get their facts straight?

Don’t turn into Funks,

-Thex478, Nacho 3ic

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Aloha! Today, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin have successfully defeated from the weaklings known as ACP. The battle was fought in 2 rooms, the Plaza and Ice Berg, both won by the Nachos. We maxed 30 and averaged 25 while ACP maxed 23-ish and averaged 15-20. Our size and tactics were far more superior as their’s which will be proven by our pictures.

Be sure to attend the invasion of White House and the other U.K defenses!

~I Am The 99.9%, Ads354~

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IMPORTANT

Hello, my fellow Europeans (and Americans) we have our chance to shine, to show how much we have improved, to show that the Nacho European force is great.

Promotion event! For any European that makes this event, they will gain a promotion, however any American who show will not, this is due to the American troops already having the opportunity earlier in the week to have gained a promotion. This does not mean you shouldn’t come if you’re American…

So here are the times.

Defence of Snow Fort

When: Sunday, 29th January

Server: Snow Fort

Times:

1:00 PM UK

8:00 AM EST

7:00 AM CST

6:00 AM MST [Not expected] 

5:00 AM PST [Not expected]

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Defence of Bobsled

When: Sunday, 29th January

Server: Bobsled

Times:

2:00 PM UK

9:00 AM EST

8:00 AM CST

7:00 AM MST

6:00 AM PST [Not expected]

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Defence of Crunch

When: Sunday, 29th January

Server: Crunch

Times:

3:00 PM UK

10:00 AM EST

9:00 AM CST

8:00 AM MST

7:00 AM PST

~Chrisi Blule

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